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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Midoda: 9:27am On Oct 18, 2019
where is kingreign? I thought i have monopoly of making mouth.This shortgun guy is evil.lol at any year and if you would be alive.
shortgun:
I challenge you to a race with any 3.5l engine Japanese sedan/SUV of any year in Airport Road Abuja by 2am.
I will race with my 3.2l C320.
From city gate to airport flyover.(about 26km)
Stake is 100k each
Moderator; Guards Brigade, 176 Guards Battalion.
Winner takes all.
Send me a pm if u think u can be 100k richer and alive after the race with ur Japanese.
Let us settle this once and for all like Men.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 9:43am On Oct 18, 2019
Midoda:
where is kingreign? I thought i have monopoly of making mouth.This shortgun guy is evil.lol at any year and if you would be alive.

My car Is 3.3l and e dey Uyo at the moment Chai. See free 100k. I for annihilate the guy wella. I go drive go reach destination and come back and na half way he go still dey.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 9:46am On Oct 18, 2019
Oluwaseunla, I see you.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by oluwaseunla(m): 9:51am On Oct 18, 2019
Eddee:
Oluwaseunla, I see you.

Boss I hail ooo. I just dey reason that challenge up there. Some Japanese cars do have some angry monsters under the hood oo. I feel that challenge is ill advised.

How your side na?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 9:53am On Oct 18, 2019
oluwaseunla:


Boss I hail ooo. I just dey reason that challenge up there. Some Japanese cars do have some angry monsters under the hood oo. I feel that challenge is ill advised.

Na Camry SE V6 2005 or Honda 3.0L V6 2005/6 I go carry finish the case for him. He never know what he's talking about.

A Lexus or acura or Infiniti or even Nissan will be an over kill.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 9:54am On Oct 18, 2019
oluwaseunla:


Boss I hail ooo. I just dey reason that challenge up there. Some Japanese cars do have some angry monsters under the hood oo. I feel that challenge is ill advised.

No comments. But I'm certain my brother will lose 100k to those lexus and Infiniti toting gangsters up there
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 9:58am On Oct 18, 2019
shortgun:
I challenge you to a race with any 3.5l engine Japanese sedan/SUV of any year in Airport Road Abuja by 2am.
I will race with my 3.2l C320.
From city gate to airport flyover.(about 26km)
Stake is 100k each
Moderator; Guards Brigade, 176 Guards Battalion.
Winner takes all.
Send me a pm if u think u can be 100k richer and alive after the race with ur Japanese.
Let us settle this once and for all like Men.
Hahahahaha. Who is this fool? When did racing become men's activity? cheesy For your info, the 1984 Toyota Supra will flog anything Benzedes manufactured on the road in 2019. Go and watch videos. Anyway I have not seen a real-life scenario that involves racing and I'll prefer to address you as a kid because it's kids like you that buy cars to "race" including people that purchase Supra and Lamborghini et al.

Free 200k for you if we submerge the hood of your plastic Benzedes in water for 120 seconds and your Benzedes engine starts and runs properly thereafter without one sensor or the other blowing like dynamite.

Free 200k by cash or transfer. Call any escrow/surety on nairaland. I'll send the money to him to hold. Just do the video and upload here then I'll give him go-ahead to transfer the money to you.
cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:10am On Oct 18, 2019
conductor250:

Hahahahaha. Who is this fool? When did racing become men's activity? cheesy For your info, the 1984 Toyota Supra will flog anything Benzedes manufactured on the road in 2019. Go and watch videos. Anyway I have not seen a real-life scenario that involves racing and I'll prefer to address you as a kid because it's kids like you that buy cars to "race" including people that purchase Supra and Lamborghini et al.

Free 200k for you if we submerge the hood of your plastic Benzedes in water for 120 seconds and your Benzedes engine starts and runs properly thereafter without one sensor or the other blowing like dynamite.

Free 200k by cash or transfer. Call any escrow/surety on nairaland. I'll send the money to him to hold. Just do the video and upload here then I'll give him go-ahead to transfer the money to you.
cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin
I tot as much...empty barrel + drum.
Nonsense and conductor250.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 10:16am On Oct 18, 2019
conductor250:

Hahahahaha. Who is this fool? When did racing become men's activity?

[b] Free 200k for you if we submerge the hood of your plastic Benzedes
in water for 120 seconds and your Benzedes engine starts and runs properly thereafter without one sensor or the other blowing like dynamite.

Free 200k by cash or transfer. Call any escrow/surety on nairaland. I'll send the money to him to hold. Just do the video and upload here then I'll give him go-ahead to transfer the money to you.[/b] cheesy

Stop the name calling, it's not necessary. In 2 minutes you'd have lost 200k. Unless the SAM covers are open, there's no way that Benz isn't driving away. Mind you, your terms and conditions state that, 1. vehicle will be stationery 2. Water pressure is constant (no force is exerted due to car being in a state of inertia) 3.Engine isn't running

Prepare to pay up the bants money

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:17am On Oct 18, 2019
kingreign:


Na Camry SE V6 2005 or Honda 3.0L V6 2005/6 I go carry finish the case for him. He never know what he's talking about.

A Lexus or acura or Infiniti or even Nissan will be an over kill.
I challenge u too...I know u should be in Abuja.
How about 2moro morning by 2am.

What u you don't know is that most Benz u think u can beat on the road are cars with vigin engines ...my own na olosho for road...it has been disvigined.
Benz is programmed to give u speed as per how thirsty u are for it.
Challenge is still open.
Free 100k

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 10:22am On Oct 18, 2019
shortgun:

I challenge u too...I know u should be in Abuja.
How about 2moro morning by 2am.

What u you don't know is that most Benz u think u can beat on the road are cars with vigin engines ...my own na olosho for road...it has been disvigined.
Benz is programmed to give u speed as per how thirsty u are for it.
Challenge is still own.
Free 100k

As I dey so, na Uyo I dey. Precisely, Faith Road off Ikot Ekpene Expressway. Also, I don't subscribe to road driving and road rages. Its dangerous, it's illegal. Wanna race go to a race track!
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:45am On Oct 18, 2019
kingreign:


As I dey so, na Uyo I dey. Precisely, Faith Road off Ikot Ekpene Expressway. Also, I don't subscribe to road driving and road rages. Its dangerous , it's illegal. Wanna race go to a race track!
Oh..ok
This is why u need a Benz..Drive at high speeds with peace of Mind
It becomes less dangerous with a Benz.
But what is life without Danger cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 11:00am On Oct 18, 2019
shortgun:

Oh..ok
This is why u need a Benz..Drive at high speeds with peace of Mind
It becomes less dangerous with a Benz.
But what is life without Danger cheesy



Well, different strokes for different folks.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 11:19am On Oct 18, 2019
shortgun:

I tot as much...empty barrel + drum.
Nonsense and conductor250.

Benzedes driver don't you want 200k? Nominate your escrow on nairaland. You can call seun or any supermod let me wire the money straight away.

Plastic-driving kid cheesy
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:20pm On Oct 18, 2019
conductor250:

Benzedes driver don't you want 200k? Nominate your escrow on nairaland. You can call seun or any supermod let me wire the money straight away.

Plastic-driving kid cheesy
Continue to live in ur fools paradise
My happiness is that I flog ur Japanese carton mates everyday on the Road grin

I used one to play like that recently for Lokoja road, the guy was forming James Bond with his Japanese contraption, I just dey look am.
I overtook him..he will rev his Bolt n nut engine, u can hear the rattling of d engine 3km aways, all to meet up, I will slow down and allow him to overtake me and allow him some kilometres ahead, then I will overtake him again.

I did this multiple times grin grin grin grin grin
Until I left him far behind. Till I got to Lokoja.
When I came out from the restaurant after eating in Lokoja the guy was waiting for me beside my car.
When he saw me. "He said abeg Oga, which kind engine dey this ur car?" grin grin grin grin grin grin

Am not interested in ur virtual test, if u have d balls n believe in ur cosmetic shitbox, let's roll.
Real life, real road grin grin grin grin grin
100k can do alot for ur family after the Race including getting a decent casket to bury you.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by thebigkendo(m): 1:32pm On Oct 18, 2019
shortgun:

Continue to live in ur fools paradise
My happiness is that I flog ur Japanese carton mates everyday on the Road grin

I used one to play like that recently for Lokoja road, the guy was forming James Bond with his Japanese contraption, I just dey look am.
I overtook him..he will rev his Bolt n nut engine, u can hear the rattling of d engine 3km aways, all to meet up, I will slow down and allow him to overtake me and allow him some kilometres ahead, then I will overtake him again.

I did this multiple times grin grin grin grin grin
Until I left him far behind. Till I got to Lokoja.
When I came out from the restaurant after eating in Lokoja the guy was waiting for me beside my car.
When he saw me. "He said abeg Oga, which kind engine dey this ur car?" grin grin grin grin grin grin

Am not interested in ur virtual test, if u have d balls n believe in ur cosmetic shitbox, let's roll.
Real life, real road grin grin grin grin grin
100k can do alot for ur family after the Race including getting a decent casket to bury you.



Chai

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by dannybrasky(m): 1:48pm On Oct 18, 2019
shortgun:
I challenge you to a race with any 3.5l engine Japanese sedan/SUV of any year in Airport Road Abuja by 2am.
I will race with my 3.2l C320.
From city gate to airport flyover.(about 26km)
Stake is 100k each
Moderator; Guards Brigade, 176 Guards Battalion.
Winner takes all.
Send me a pm if u think u can be 100k richer and alive after the race with ur Japanese.
Let us settle this once and for all like Men.

I can tell you for real! C320 is a beast. The fastest Benz I have driven so far. 16plugs if I'm correct. Being fast aside,has more balance than you can imagine @ high speeds. I really enjoyed that car driving from lagos to Abuja.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 1:50pm On Oct 18, 2019
dannybrasky:


I can tell you for real! C320 is a best. The fastest Benz I have driven so far. 16plugs if I'm correct. Being fast aside,has more balance than you can imagine @ high speeds. I really enjoyed that car driving from lagos to Abuja.

Try out the W210 E320, E430. Don't tell me the feedback.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 2:15pm On Oct 18, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Why I no dey Abuja? Free 100k. cry
Hahahaha. Even me self. I for go borrow my cousin 2010 acura comot this guy pant.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 2:16pm On Oct 18, 2019
[s]
shortgun:

Continue to live in ur fools paradise
My happiness is that I flog ur Japanese carton mates everyday on the Road
I used one to play like that recently for Lokoja road, the guy was forming James Bond with his Japanese contraption, I just dey look am.
I overtook him..he will rev his Bolt n nut engine, u can hear the rattling of d engine 3km aways, all to meet up, I will slow down and allow him to overtake me and allow him some kilometres ahead, then I will overtake him again.

I did this multiple times
Until I left him far behind. Till I got to Lokoja.
When I came out from the restaurant after eating in Lokoja the guy was waiting for me beside my car.
When he saw me. "He said abeg Oga, which kind engine dey this ur car?"

Am not interested in ur virtual test, if u have d balls n believe in ur cosmetic shitbox, let's roll.
Real life, real road
100k can do alot for ur family after the Race including getting a decent casket to bury you.


[/s]
Kids. Pftttt cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by nurey(m): 2:19pm On Oct 18, 2019
shortgun:

Continue to live in ur fools paradise
My happiness is that I flog ur Japanese carton mates everyday on the Road grin

I used one to play like that recently for Lokoja road, the guy was forming James Bond with his Japanese contraption, I just dey look am.
I overtook him..he will rev his Bolt n nut engine, u can hear the rattling of d engine 3km aways, all to meet up, I will slow down and allow him to overtake me and allow him some kilometres ahead, then I will overtake him again.

I did this multiple times grin grin grin grin grin
Until I left him far behind. Till I got to Lokoja.
When I came out from the restaurant after eating in Lokoja the guy was waiting for me beside my car.
When he saw me. "He said abeg Oga, which kind engine dey this ur car?" grin grin grin grin grin grin

Am not interested in ur virtual test, if u have d balls n believe in ur cosmetic shitbox, let's roll.
Real life, real road grin grin grin grin grin
100k can do alot for ur family after the Race including getting a decent casket to bury you.



You can wire the 100k direct to me since he will end up in a casket, I sell decent caskets @ affordable prices.

lol

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 2:34pm On Oct 18, 2019
The c320 does 0-60 in 7 seconds and you call that fast?
Danny even you?
Acura tlx shawd does same in 5.5 seconds and you really want to go head to head with it with a c320?
You people shod stop embarrassing Benz abeg. It wasn't designed for such sprints. It's an elegant car built for cruise and comfort.
Not for sprints.
If you want a quick German, look towards the bimmer.
Even the AMG tuned benzes have trouble catching up with Japanese tuners.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 2:35pm On Oct 18, 2019
9icetoo:
The c320 does 0-60 in 7 seconds and you call that fast?
Danny even you?
Acura tlx shawd does same in 5.5 seconds and you really want to go head to head with it with a c320?
You people shod stop embarrassing Benz abeg. It wasn't designed for such sprints. It's an elegant car built for cruise and comfort.
Not for sprints.

If you want a quick German, look towards the bimmer.
Even the AMG tuned benzes have trouble catching up with Japanese tuners.

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by dannybrasky(m): 2:37pm On Oct 18, 2019
Smartchoiice:


Try out the W210 E320, E430. Don't tell me the feedback.
will give it a shot .
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 2:39pm On Oct 18, 2019
9icetoo:

Hahahaha. Even me self. I for go borrow my cousin 2010 acura comot this guy pant.

An acura is an over kill. Just a Honda EOD 3.0L V6 2003-2007 model will do the job perfectly.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by dannybrasky(m): 2:40pm On Oct 18, 2019
9icetoo:
The c320 does 0-60 in 7 seconds and you call that fast?
Danny even you?
Acura tlx shawd does same in 5.5 seconds and you really want to go head to head with it with a c320?
You people shod stop embarrassing Benz abeg. It wasn't designed for such sprints. It's an elegant car built for cruise and comfort.
Not for sprints.
If you want a quick German, look towards the bimmer.
Even the AMG tuned benzes have trouble catching up with Japanese tuners.
If you read my comment over again,I said it's the fastest Benz I have driven so far. I no talk say na the fastest car among its pairs oh.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 2:42pm On Oct 18, 2019
shortgun:

Continue to live in ur fools paradise
My happiness is that I flog ur Japanese carton mates everyday on the Road grin

I used one to play like that recently for Lokoja road, the guy was forming James Bond with his Japanese contraption, I just dey look am.
I overtook him..he will rev his Bolt n nut engine, u can hear the rattling of d engine 3km aways, all to meet up, I will slow down and allow him to overtake me and allow him some kilometres ahead, then I will overtake him again.

I did this multiple times grin grin grin grin grin
Until I left him far behind. Till I got to Lokoja.
When I came out from the restaurant after eating in Lokoja the guy was waiting for me beside my car.
When he saw me. "He said abeg Oga, which kind engine dey this ur car?" grin grin grin grin grin grin

Am not interested in ur virtual test, if u have d balls n believe in ur cosmetic shitbox, let's roll.
Real life, real road grin grin grin grin grin
100k can do alot for ur family after the Race including getting a decent casket to bury you.
You should have taken up the challenge. Put your money where your mouth is. That c320 is a slow boat.
I remember when Nwaneni bought the diesel c class and was raving to take out all the jap shitboxes with it. I simply showed him the 0-60 stat and he calmed down.
He has bought a Lexus and seen what it feels like to put the hammer down.
Unless you drive an AMG Benz, you are driving a cruiser and not a sprinter.
Leave the sprints and stunting to bimmer and the jap "shitboxes".
No think say because you beat one I'll maintained "20w50" serviced Camry fitted with 10 pin gear instead of the original 13 pin gear, you go think say u Don arrive. The day a determined guy in a v6 Honda accord go jam u for road, e go disgrace you wella.

I don't support road racing though. Too many risks and lives involved

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by kingreign(m): 2:42pm On Oct 18, 2019
9icetoo:
The c320 does 0-60 in 7 seconds and you call that fast?
Danny even you?
Acura tlx shawd does same in 5.5 seconds and you really want to go head to head with it with a c320?
You people shod stop embarrassing Benz abeg. It wasn't designed for such sprints. It's an elegant car built for cruise and comfort.
Not for sprints.
If you want a quick German, look towards the bimmer.
Even the AMG tuned benzes have trouble catching up with Japanese tuners.

Even my Lowly humble RX330 does that 0-100km/h in 7.8secs so its just 0.02 seconds slower. That W203 is a shame to what speed is all about.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 2:44pm On Oct 18, 2019
9icetoo:

Hahahaha. Even me self. I for go borrow my cousin 2010 acura comot this guy pant.

I wonder wetin these Benz owners dey feel like. And na always all these W203 people. grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 2:47pm On Oct 18, 2019
kingreign:


An acura is an over kill. Just a Honda EOD 3.0L V6 2003-2007 model will do the job perfectly.
Lol. Just wanted to scare him. I've included that v6 in my last post. I have massive respect for that car. It "drives".
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by 9icetoo(m): 2:51pm On Oct 18, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


I wonder wetin these Benz owners dey feel like. And na always all these W203 people. grin
Hahahaha. I tell you.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by sacx: 3:46pm On Oct 18, 2019
9icetoo:

You should have taken up the challenge. Put your money where your mouth is. That c320 is a slow boat.
I remember when Nwaneni bought the diesel c class and was raving to take out all the jap shitboxes with it. I simply showed him the 0-60 stat and he calmed down.
He has bought a Lexus and seen what it feels like to put the hammer down.
Unless you drive an AMG Benz, you are driving a cruiser and not a sprinter.
Leave the sprints and stunting to bimmer and the jap "shitboxes".
No think say because you beat one I'll maintained "20w50" serviced Camry fitted with 10 pin gear instead of the original 13 pin gear, you go think say u Don arrive. The day a determined guy in a v6 Honda accord go jam u for road, e go disgrace you wella.

I don't support road racing though. Too many risks and lives involved


You nor hear? Oga said Lexus sounds like a screaming cat cheesy

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