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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 10:10am On Dec 08, 2019
See oyedepo own have, this one sef go fear devil

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lexxyrule(m): 10:12am On Dec 08, 2019
anochuko01:
As a church goer that i am, ive heard so many that i cant point at one!

But i'll pick that of the brother that saw exam questions in his dream. 21 question. 7 questions for three courses.
He scored 70, 70 and 68 in those courses.

Be us dull, if i see questions, 70 isn't my passmark
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Pidginwhisper: 10:14am On Dec 08, 2019
DikeDiMighty:
A
lady claimed she didn't submit her CV anywhere, but was suddenly called by Shells to resume immediately. sad undecided
The CV is the emboldened.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Amanda4life: 10:15am On Dec 08, 2019
Madam one arm miracles
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 10:16am On Dec 08, 2019
pocohantas:
It has been years, but it still takes the cake. Someone said he got an alert from nowhere, it was so timely that he knew it was a divine helper.

"dude!! That is most likely a wrong deposit. Someone is looking for that money somewhere!!!" Jeez! angry

Or it could be his own share of the 'Abacha loot' meant for the 'poor and destitute'.

He was probably the only Nigerian to get a share of that money. There are always two sides to a story.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Harryase(m): 10:16am On Dec 08, 2019
The vice Presidents helicopter crash earlier in the year is nothing but a miracle.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Amanda4life: 10:20am On Dec 08, 2019
Madam one arm miracles in several Churches
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by luminouz(m): 10:22am On Dec 08, 2019
grandstar:
A lawyer told me that when he was in the university, he sat for a course he knew nothing about and he was quite certain he would fail.

He said he was overjoyed when he scored 77% in it. That it was actually 2 exclamations ?? that was registered in as 77.

I did not know whether to laugh or cry
This was my favourite back in the day.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Kelvin30286063(m): 10:24am On Dec 08, 2019
That was last Sunday, when a woman shared testimony that her brother successfully crossed to Europe through the meditarean sea.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nickshrapnel: 10:28am On Dec 08, 2019
A woman put a chosen sticker on her gas cylinder and hasn't refilled in a yeargrin Crazy people everywhere

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by tck2000(m): 10:28am On Dec 08, 2019
ijewejones:
The year isn't over yet..
But I know the weirdest testimony is on its way
While I wait to hear from other people...
Let me think of the second to the weirdest that i've heard
The guy that got burnt BUT didn't die embarassed embarassed
lol
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OlawaleBammie: 10:31am On Dec 08, 2019
Pidginwhisper:
Op the first testimony though. “They ran Helter Skelter, They released her.” Who among them ran Helter Skelter and who stood behind to release her. You no fit run Helter Skelter for one place nah grin

Ahahaha see dissection...

Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Goalnaldo(m): 10:38am On Dec 08, 2019
Back in the day in scripture Union, a man was always giving testimony about either his TV or radio. We always have a good laugh.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by 12inchDickson: 10:39am On Dec 08, 2019
post=84728168:
We believe no testimony is weird, some could be kinda funny to you tho.

But you won't understand what these people making the testimony were all so happy to survive until it happen to you.

We heard the testimony of a woman that left home and forgot the food she was warming on her gas and left for work from 8am to 5pm, and got back home to still meet her house the same way she left it, apart from the smell of gas everywhere!

And we also heard about the guy that did the same thing, but was only out of the house for 45 mins but got home to meet all his properties GONE IN 45 minutes.

It can only be GOD!
apart from been a buharist, you have sense sometimes

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 10:59am On Dec 08, 2019
Kenneygirl:
None. I'm still hoping to share my own good testimony before the year runs out
and e no go pass husband matter

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 11:01am On Dec 08, 2019
ijewejones:
The year isn't over yet..

But I know the weirdest testimony is on its way

While I wait to hear from other people...

Let me think of the second to the weirdest that i've heard

The guy that got burnt BUT didn't die embarassed embarassed
Jeeeeeeeeez! is that second pics for real?
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by ijewejones: 11:03am On Dec 08, 2019
OgaBuhari:
Jeeeeeeeeez! is that second pics for real?


Yes bro..you can read it up


https://www.nairaland.com/5566240/two-die-lagos-pipeline-explosion
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 11:04am On Dec 08, 2019
anochuko01:
As a church goer that i am, ive heard so many that i cant point at one!

But i'll pick that of the brother that saw exam questions in his dream. 21 question. 7 questions for three courses.
He scored 70, 70 and 68 in those courses.
lies..
how can he remember those questions after he woke up?

don't think we're sheeples that u could easily deceive us
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by uniqueflash(m): 11:07am On Dec 08, 2019
Donald95:

Amen. me too
an me too
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Louisboy22(m): 11:10am On Dec 08, 2019
Nickshrapnel:
A woman put a chosen sticker on her gas cylinder and hasn't refilled in a yeargrin Crazy people everywhere
Nothing Abraham Nor Go See For 18 yard box
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Nobody: 11:26am On Dec 08, 2019
This is my own testimony
I came to Lagos on 17th November 2019
When I got to lagos because I entered night bust by 3:15 we got to Jiboyi I called the person I will stay in his house, he didn't pick calls then I messaged him on what'sapp after 2 hours he replied me he told me no space in his house that I should go back
Tears gushed down from my eyes I couldn't hold it I cried publicly
I prayed and prayed I called my Elder sister she said she didn't know any body in Lagos
I called my mom I called the guy he said he doesn't want to hear from me
Then I remembered one of my kindred I called him he said I should come to Ajah that he works for company I want to him on that faithful day being Sunday
He bought food for me I thought I have seen helper I didn't know that devil was coming the guy suddenly changed he refused to give me food like b4 but I only had 500 naira I played bet9ja and won 23k I used 10k to play again but the games cut I played again and I won 13k I must tell you when I was at home I played over 90k I couldn't win but when I came to Lagos no brother no mother I started winning bets now that my brother that told me to meet him in Ajah refused to talk to me I begged him for 3 days that he should forgive me
Anywhere I have done wrong that I'm only a human being and I'm bound to make mistakes but he refused when the madam, the owner of the designing company that he works came and asked him who is this guy he told her that I'm his brother that he invited me to come help her since they said he should look for some one to help him but madam said since I don't have experience about tailoring that I should leave the place or if I can accept to be washing her clothes when my kindred told me I told him I accept to wash her clothes for 20k and my kindred want and told her that I refused that I said 30k on Thursday I called my pastor he prayed for me and told me God of eleventh hour wil give me work tomorrow

Then the following day Madam came , she saw me she asked me what I'm still doing here ? since I refused to be washing her clothes I said I didn't refused Ma' she said my Brother said I refused for 30k I said No that I will be washing it then she allowed me to Stay in her company I thank God even though the money is small it's better than doing nothing

I pray to God for a better job or for a sponsor in my music because I accepted that offer because of my music

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 11:35am On Dec 08, 2019
lexxyrule:


Be us dull, if i see questions, 70 isn't my passmark
The man that gave him 68 did it intentionally. Saying no one can ever have a full score in his exam. BTW, our exam was over 70, CA was 30
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by DaddyMorenike: 11:38am On Dec 08, 2019
Halle! Halle! Halelulyyyyah!

I have been barren for 8years. After you prayed for my womb, I felt a sharp pain so I hurriedly ran to the house to make sweet love to my husband. He barely touched me, I knew I was pregnant with twins already.
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by anochuko01(m): 11:40am On Dec 08, 2019
OgaBuhari:
lies..
how can he remember those questions after he woke up?

don't think we're sheeples that u could easily deceive us
Fortunately, I don't need to prove Jack to You. That's why it's called a miracle. Man was the Bible study coordinator at Anglican students fellowship in my school. He had this dream few hours to the first of the three exams....
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by OgaBuhari: 12:03pm On Dec 08, 2019
anochuko01:

Fortunately, I don't need to prove Jack to You. That's why it's called a miracle. Man was the Bible study coordinator at Anglican students fellowship in my school. He had this dream few hours to the first of the three exams....
which institution?
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by sandyd: 12:33pm On Dec 08, 2019
post=84728168:
We believe no testimony is weird, some could be kinda funny to you tho.

But you won't understand what these people making the testimony were all so happy to survive until it happen to you.

We heard the testimony of a woman that left home and forgot the food she was warming on her gas and left for work from 8am to 5pm, and got back home to still meet her house the same way she left it, apart from the smell of gas everywhere!

And we also heard about the guy that did the same thing, but was only out of the house for 45 mins but got home to meet all his properties GONE IN 45 minutes.

It can only be GOD!
This happened to me this year left the gas on from 7am to 12pm and came back to meet the soup on fire burnt but everything intact. Praise God.

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by DikeDiMighty: 12:36pm On Dec 08, 2019
mansakhalifa:


Errrrrrrr... maybe she was "headhunted" and probably misinterpreted it as a miracle.

These things happen. Sometimes. Maybe she's a rare type of super-duper genius, you see? Who knows? sad
Or maybe she was telling a ridiculous lie. undecided
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Kenneygirl(f): 12:43pm On Dec 08, 2019
OgaBuhari:
and e no go pass husband matter
You're totally wrong

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by MANNABBQGRILLS: 12:44pm On Dec 08, 2019
sandyd:

This happened to me this year left the gas on from 7am to 12pm and came back to meet the soup on fire burnt but everything intact. Praise God.
Wow!
Thank God for your life sis.
That can only be God.
Please be more careful now o!
Merry Xmas in advance Sandy!

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Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by Kennitrust(m): 1:06pm On Dec 08, 2019
socialmediaman:
With the economic situation on ground, everything you achieve is a miracle. Think about how people are surviving year to year with no jobs, how they’re alive with no annual medical check ups, how they live with little or no access to basic amenities of life.
reasonable post
Re: What Is The Weirdest Testimony You Heard This Year? by lekhad: 1:15pm On Dec 08, 2019
A Man killed himself and ran away grin

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