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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 8:16am On Dec 14, 2019
This is the kind of review you get when a sex starved dude wakes up with a morning wood and no viable outlet to relieve it.



What is the correlation between your post and the same Dolemite is my name we all watched?

Them don release the Porn Parody?
losprince:
Dolemite is my name 8.5/10

Damn! This movie goes so well
It can make your private parts swell cheesy

After seeing it, I left my house feeling invisible
The doctor checked me out and said me dying isn't feasible

grin

A very funny and inspiring picture indeed with a good story and good delivery from Eddie Murphy.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 8:24am On Dec 14, 2019
alexistaiwo:
This is the kind of review you get when a sex starved dude wakes up with a morning wood and no viable outlet to relieve it.



What is the correlation between your post and the same Dolemite is my name we all watched?

Them don release the Porn Parody?

he was simply trying to make his sentences rhyme like in the film.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 8:26am On Dec 14, 2019
Are you his spokesman?

If you are, tell him that he failed woefully.


DandeNumeruno:


he was simply trying to make his sentences rhyme like in the film.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Moneyboyz: 8:26am On Dec 14, 2019
losprince:
Dolemite is my name 8.5/10

Damn! This movie goes so well
It can make your private parts swell cheesy

After seeing it, I left my house feeling invisible
The doctor checked me out and said me dying isn't feasible

grin

A very funny and inspiring picture indeed with a good story and good delivery from Eddie Murphy.

I fear you oh, there are kids here.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 8:30am On Dec 14, 2019
alexistaiwo:
Are you his spokesman?

If you are, tell him that he failed woefully.



it doesn't matter that he failed, it's the effort that counts. practice makes perfect.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 8:33am On Dec 14, 2019
Try telling that to a sky diver cheesy


DandeNumeruno:


it doesn't matter that he failed, it's the effort that counts. practice makes perfect.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 8:34am On Dec 14, 2019
Moneyboyz:

I fear you oh, there are kids here.
how can nobody see that the guy was trying to emulate dolomite. haba.
so many dimwits forming einstein here.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 8:36am On Dec 14, 2019
alexistaiwo:
Try telling that to a sky diver cheesy



even sky divers get better with constant practice. it gets to a point that they become one with the wind that they can choreograph words and patterns in the sky.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by losprince(m): 8:37am On Dec 14, 2019
alexistaiwo:
This is the kind of review you get when a sex starved dude wakes up with a morning wood and no viable outlet to relieve it.



What is the correlation between your post and the same Dolemite is my name we all watched?

Them don release the Porn Parody?
Dude in the movie some of dolemite's rhymes contained raunchy content, you should see the movie again.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by losprince(m): 8:39am On Dec 14, 2019
DandeNumeruno:


how can nobody see that the guy was trying to emulate dolomite. haba.

so many dimwits forming einstein here.
I tire for some folks here angry a lot of brain drained motherfvckers with smartphones and internet connections.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 8:41am On Dec 14, 2019
Pulling your legs grin

losprince:

Dude in the movie some of dolemite's rhymes contained raunchy content, you should see the movie again.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by losprince(m): 8:43am On Dec 14, 2019
alexistaiwo:
Pulling your legs grin

angry Better be, cuz I was about to throw a rap battle challenge at you. cool
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 8:47am On Dec 14, 2019
You want to throw a rap battle at me, bring it on because when I am done with you the only thing you will be throwing is a towel


losprince:

angry Better be, cuz I was about to throw a rap battle challenge at you. cool
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Born2Freak(f): 8:49am On Dec 14, 2019
alexistaiwo:
This is the kind of review you get when a sex starved dude wakes up with a morning wood and no viable outlet to relieve it.



What is the correlation between your post and the same Dolemite is my name we all watched?

Them don release the Porn Parody?

Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Born2Freak(f): 8:53am On Dec 14, 2019
losprince:

Same feeling here. When a movie is good, the length doesn't matter!!! People whine about length of movies but can nonchalantly binge entire seasons of movies angry




So, you didn't feel that the movie was bloated? You are in the ignorant minority, then.

And also, when it comes to series, plots are developed over a season. People complain about length when a movie or series is bloated and the plot is not moving or adding anything new.

Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by losprince(m): 9:02am On Dec 14, 2019
Born2Freak:





So, you didn't feel that the movie was bloated? You are in the ignorant minority, then.

And also, when it comes to series, plots are developed over a season. People complain about length when a movie or series is bloated and the plot is not moving or adding anything new.
You have to get off that chicks trails man, in your rush to criticize her post you failed to grasp the subject that was being discussed. The movie in question wasn't IT chapter two, it was Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. How could you miss that

By the way I haven't even seen IT Chapter two, saw some clips and read some articles and was put off.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Born2Freak(f): 9:05am On Dec 14, 2019
losprince:

You have to get off that chicks trails man, in your rush to criticize her post you failed to grasp the subject that was being discussed. The movie in question wasn't IT chapter two, it was Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. How could you miss that

By the way I haven't even seen IT Chapter two, saw some clips and read some articles and was put off.


I made a mistake.

I was angry at the time of the original post.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by losprince(m): 9:05am On Dec 14, 2019
alexistaiwo:
You want to throw a rap battle at me, bring it on because when I am done with you the only thing you will be throwing is a towel


Be careful what you wish for.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 9:06am On Dec 14, 2019
I got no wishes, wishes are for bitches


losprince:

Be careful what you wish for.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by losprince(m): 9:09am On Dec 14, 2019
Born2Freak:



I made a mistake.

I was angry at the time of the original post.

You will make another.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by losprince(m): 9:10am On Dec 14, 2019
alexistaiwo:
I got no wishes, wishes are for bitches


If you say so Alex.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 9:12am On Dec 14, 2019
Born2Freak:


I made a mistake.
I was angry at the time of the original post.
transgendered fool.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by J2381: 9:16am On Dec 14, 2019
IngeniousLeez:

Damn, you are a Martin fan.

Yep, Fire and Blood is being adapted for live action. It's the story we'll see in GoT prequel~ House of The Dragon. About the Targaryen Dynasty and Rise to Power leading up to the Targaryen Civil War.

Yep, we very much gonna see Aegon and Balerion the Black Dread and prolly his Sisters too.
couple with a whole lot of incest but guess what, people are still gonna cheer it like they cheered Jon Snow shagging his aunt, heck! They even wanted the dude to marry her. But if it's Joker killing douchebags... well your guess is as good as mine. grin cheesy

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by mekaprime: 9:18am On Dec 14, 2019
Thank goodness, i was here on time, ain't missing the rap battle.. Chair don land oo, just 5h each. Will be throwing in free popcorn for the first 5 niggahs.

Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Nobody: 9:29am On Dec 14, 2019
It's all fun till shiit becomes a funeral.


You go first.

losprince:

If you say so Alex.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Born2Freak(f): 9:38am On Dec 14, 2019
DandeNumeruno:


transgendered fool.


grin

Why are you so pained? Bobrisky refused to settle you?

Broke ass clown
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Born2Freak(f): 9:39am On Dec 14, 2019
losprince:

You will make another.


As we all will. To err is human

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ishilove: 10:07am On Dec 14, 2019
losprince:

Same feeling here. When a movie is good, the length doesn't matter!!! People whine about length of movies but can nonchalantly binge entire seasons of movies angry
I can only complain about the length of a movie if I find it boring, but when it's as good as Hollywood, time flies in a blink of an eye. Quentin is a master! cheesy

Leonardo and Brad put up really strong performances. Was Bruce Lee really such an ass?
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 10:17am On Dec 14, 2019
Ishilove:

I can only complain about the length of a movie if I find it boring, but when it's as good as Hollywood, time flies in a blink of an eye. Quentin is a master! cheesy

Leonardo and Brad put up really strong performances. Was Bruce Lee really such an ass?

no he wasn't. quentin satirized a lot of things in that film.
in real life, sharon tate and neighbors were butchered by infamous charlie mason family but in that film brad pitt's character and his dog saved the day.

in real life, bruce said that Mohammed ali will easily kill him in a fight but in that film he said the opposite

even that peculiar sound bruce lee made while fighting pitt's character in that film was a parody because in real life he was a silent fighter.

_
las las it's an alternate history film.

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Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ishilove: 10:45am On Dec 14, 2019
losprince:

You will make another.
And another.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by oyaskii(m): 11:48am On Dec 14, 2019
Anybody Cop "6 Underground" yet? the IMDB ratings are just about ok but the RT is in the gutter...and Ryan Reynolds seems to have one reoccurring pattern for action flicks, all are mirror images of one another.
Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Born2Freak(f): 11:52am On Dec 14, 2019
oyaskii:
Anybody Cop "6 Underground" yet? the IMDB ratings are just about ok but the RT is in the gutter...and Ryan Reynolds seems to have one reoccurring pattern for action flicks, all are mirror images of one another.



What is the mirror image of safe house?

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