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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Toks2008(m): 1:44pm On Feb 07, 2020
medTechworld:
FOR MEN ONLY:

I considered this pieces worth sharing.......... MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!



https://m.facebook.com/769696023087545/posts/men-beware-as-sex-killsfew-weeks-ago-i-was-called-to-see-a-patient-without-delay/1612674332123039/

I remember this thread I created last year.

I referenced lalasticlala sotey I tire.
This love making this is serious problem.

https://www.nairaland.com/4892518/opinion-ladies-how-long-should
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by sainthumble: 1:44pm On Feb 07, 2020
I've engaged in long sex-40-50 nonstop and some15-20 bouts after that. Nothing happened to me and I didn't really need a breather. I only felt light afterwards.But I'm very fit.I've been working out for 23 yrs now and I maintain a very healthy lifestyle.

Hmm! What a Nice CV

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Toks2008(m): 1:48pm On Feb 07, 2020
Raphsays:
It's stupidity spending long hours engaging in sex when there are more important things to do.



Any round beyond 5mins is dangerous and doggy is the most dangerous style for any guy.

If a lady wan spend forever then let her just ride on it whilst the man lays on his back.

You can never ever satisfy a lady in the real sense cos what they have is just a hole without any need to sustain any muscular erection.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by blasted12: 1:48pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
I don die finish! grin grin

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by shineeye1: 1:50pm On Feb 07, 2020
Worse part is when Keke napep wants to impress a "Garage" where Dangote trailers have been turning round and round! Na early home call nah!

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Papanwamaikpe: 1:50pm On Feb 07, 2020
Greystone:
Where are those "Today na today...I go shift ur womb" and "24 rounds straight, no shaking" guys grin

Come and educate urselves b4 tomorrow we will be seeing ur picture on poster titlted

"Gone too Soon... With a heavy heart but with total submission to the will of God, we regret to announce the passing on to glory of our beloved stallion brother, father, uncle, boyfriend, sugar daddy, Mr XYZ who died in active service"

grin grin grin
grin

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by NCP: 1:50pm On Feb 07, 2020
And even though that pussy tight
I'm not gon' jeopardize my life
So what is it you want from a nigga?
I gave you, you gave me
Bitch, I blazed you, you blazed me
Nothin' more, nothin' less
DMX

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Toks2008(m): 1:53pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise

I second you 100%
For me you would have cum several times with my tongue and crazy oral magic. 69, facesitting, tongue sexng and Penetrative sex go just be plus...i can't come and go and kill myself.

All these ladies will be shouting faster harder deeper, finish me, destroy me and the moment you flow with the rhythm you are a goner.

I hardly hear that a lady dies under a man in the act but it is mostly guys crossing over on top of a lady...Guys please get sense o make dem no use your house describe address...you go hear something like.." Go straight and ask anyone to show you the house of that guy that died on top woman, once you see the house just branch..." grin

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Joystark(f): 1:56pm On Feb 07, 2020
Relax folks...
Something must kill a man.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Digbick: 1:58pm On Feb 07, 2020
grin grin

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 2:00pm On Feb 07, 2020
medTechworld:
FOR MEN ONLY:

I considered this pieces worth sharing.......... MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!



https://m.facebook.com/769696023087545/posts/men-beware-as-sex-killsfew-weeks-ago-i-was-called-to-see-a-patient-without-delay/1612674332123039/

The writer has a good sense of imagination. He painted the scenario so real.
But then, he should not have generalised that long sex kills. He should have put a clause; Long sex may kill if there's a pre-existing morbidity (That's underlying diseases like hypertension, Diabetes, etc).

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Chirowman(m): 2:00pm On Feb 07, 2020
if i don do 2 minutes am off, i can't kill myself even my grandfathers didn't fill the hole till they die no be me go fill am who wan use drugs na death you dey call.i no fit use drugs in my life na one life i get no time to play ludo with it.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by zoghys: 2:01pm On Feb 07, 2020
Timileyin1234:
I just did 1hour with olosho na, and I didn’t die

Someday you will my friend, someday very very soon you will if you don't stop.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by westkid001(m): 2:03pm On Feb 07, 2020
Toks2008:


I second you 100%
For me you would have cum several times with my tongue magic. Penetrative sex go just be plus...i can't come and go and kill myself.

All these girls will be shouting faster harder deeper and the moment you flow with the rhythm you are a goner.

I hardly hear that a lady dies under a man in the act but it is mostly guys crossing over on top of a lady...Guys please get sense o make dem no use your house describe address...you go hear something like.." Go straight and ask anyone to show you the house of that guy that died on top woman, once you see the house just branch..." grin


But too dey lick that level dey do me one kind...like I no fit do am even if I try hard too maybe if the shima fit wash her level with bleach and hyssop com add $20k I fit consider lol

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by shineeye1: 2:04pm On Feb 07, 2020
Joystark:
Relax folks...
Something must kill a man.

Must it be una?
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by goodnewscliff(m): 2:04pm On Feb 07, 2020
BackToLife:
shocked Wawu! This very useful thread should be on Fp by now. I trust Lalasticlala, he has not seen it. Lalasticlala, Mynd44, IshiLove, Seun, other Mods, move this to fp to save our males from unnecessary deaths.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by westkid001(m): 2:04pm On Feb 07, 2020
Toks2008:


I second you 100%
For me you would have cum several times with my tongue magic. Penetrative sex go just be plus...i can't come and go and kill myself.

All these girls will be shouting faster harder deeper and the moment you flow with the rhythm you are a goner.

I hardly hear that a lady dies under a man in the act but it is mostly guys crossing over on top of a lady...Guys please get sense o make dem no use your house describe address...you go hear something like.." Go straight and ask anyone to show you the house of that guy that died on top woman, once you see the house just branch..." grin


But too dey lick that level dey do me one kind...like I no fit do am even if I try hard too,maybe if the shima fit wash her level with bleach and hyssop com add $20k I fit consider lol

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Hedonisst: 2:05pm On Feb 07, 2020
Nnemuka:
las las men too get expiry date cool
Once in their 40s, they need viagra to go atleast a round in bed.

Viagra (Sildenafil) is actually very good for the heart. Good even for hypertensives, so it's amusing when many people have misconceptions about it.

Not so sure about other local sex enhancers though.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by IhateInjustice(f): 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2020
Some men claim they are polygamous in nature undecided , satisfying their wives and side chickens

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Jesuyinka01(m): 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2020
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Guys is it sweet
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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Godpikin4real(f): 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2020
What about us that like it long? Long as in long.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by eodavids(m): 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2020
Op, seriously, this thread is important and needs being discussed in a way that people don't make a mere comedy out of it.

THIS IS A THREAD MEANT TO SAVE LIVES OF NAIVE MEN IN UNCOUNT NUMBERS HERE AND THERE AMONG WHOM MANY HAVE DIED AND AWHOLE LOT QUEUEING UP TO PERISH IN THE SAME BID TO FILL SOMETHING THAT MAY BE BUTTOMLESS.

THANKS OP
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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by OROSUNBOLB(m): 2:07pm On Feb 07, 2020
Any form of exercise ,including sex,can be really dangerous when the heart is bad. Hypertensive people get tired quickly because of the unhealthy condition of their hearts. It is therefore very dangerous to overwork the already weak heart.

In this case,the deceased man clearly committed suicide if the combination of those drugs he took is considered. What he did could be likened to an attempt to move a Dangote MAN DIESEL Truck/Trailer with an old Volkswagen beetle engine !

Rip man.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by IranianSea: 2:07pm On Feb 07, 2020
medTechworld:
FOR MEN ONLY:

I considered this pieces worth sharing.......... MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!



https://m.facebook.com/769696023087545/posts/men-beware-as-sex-killsfew-weeks-ago-i-was-called-to-see-a-patient-without-delay/1612674332123039/
Seriously 2 to 13 minutes is not enough. You can perform better without those dangerous drugs. Cut your sugar, eat raw onion ( just little of it like for fun) once in three days or in a week, you will perform better. That's my secret that I just shared for free. I don't even exercise at all and I stress a lot at work but still when I take my shower, eat then get in bed, I knack her still she tire cuz me don't get tire of that sweetness. Say no to drugs. It kills!

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Toks2008(m): 2:09pm On Feb 07, 2020
westkid001:



But too dey lick that level dey do me one kind...like I no fit do am even if I try hard too maybe if the shima fit wash her level with bleach and hyssop com add $20k I fit consider lol

The place is cleaner than your mouth even after using mouthwash..except the lady has an infection.

There is a microflora that GOD in his infinite wisdom placed there and this bacteria is harmless to any one but it is responsible for making the place very clean. It is called acidophilus lactobacillus and that is why the place has a slightly acidic taste which makes it hard for harmful microbes to be there.

But a lady must maintain proper hygiene by first maintaining a hair free zone and washing the place with mild solutions else she might kill the beneficial microbe there.

For unmarried guys please stay clear cos it's senseless and very dangerous eating snails indiscriminately but for married men biko chop that thing cos e dey sweet especially if she siddon on top your mouth dey grind am for your tongue Chai!

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by treasureboy09(m): 2:12pm On Feb 07, 2020
Drugs kills then, not long hours of sex...
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by shineeye1: 2:12pm On Feb 07, 2020
Godpikin4real:
What about us that like it long? Long as in long.

Go and look for a very long tin! Na you go tire!
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Donchichi212(m): 2:13pm On Feb 07, 2020
����� DIE ON ACTIVE SERVICE SATISFYING A WOMAN FOR WHAT!!!

Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 2:14pm On Feb 07, 2020
Nnemuka:
las las men too get expiry date cool
Once in their 40s, they need viagra to go atleast a round in bed.
So,sex determine their shelf life??
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by etoete77: 2:14pm On Feb 07, 2020
That hole can't be satisfied. That hole can take 20 dick a day. How many rounds can a man go on a very normal ground without sx enhancement drugs, in a day. Men dont kill yourself. We are living testimony.

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