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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Godpikin4real(f): 5:11pm On Feb 07, 2020
eni4real:
Get a Robot!!!

U no well I swear.

On the alternative, where and how can I get one? Also, how long is the long and how long can it/he last?
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Godpikin4real(f): 5:12pm On Feb 07, 2020
shineeye1:


Go and look for a very long tin! Na you go tire!

Really? I don find tire, I nefa see ooo
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Gee64: 5:27pm On Feb 07, 2020
Long sex na digging your grave with your preek.

Well, if you are interested in free draw systems, please visit the link on my signature below and thank me later.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by IJOBA2: 6:12pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
PROFESSOR OF TOTOLOGY
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by VeeVeeMyLuv(m): 6:14pm On Feb 07, 2020
Godpikin4real:


Really? I don find tire, I nefa see ooo
Kindly get in touch with the professionals who earn a living from it and specializes in it. You should consult with them, they will surely fill you up.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 6:17pm On Feb 07, 2020
Angelfrost:


Will they ever learn??!... People who take porn videos seriously, thinking what they watch is actually normal or real. We can only pity them!!!

They will learn by force eventually.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Blackpride101: 6:46pm On Feb 07, 2020
profilemessages:
thank God, mumu me, after 2 minutes I don cum, guys shebi I try,

you said I am lazy, idiot spent 100hours, after she has buried you, your driver, gardener, barber, tight freind, brother, uncle, cousin, step son and security will continue from where you stopped!!!

I remember the first time I had sex

that night wasn't prepared she intentionally choosed to sleep in my place even though we both agreed the relationship to be without sex but I just don't know what happened that night after we both had our bath....

we had it thrice prior we sleep and by 4.30 am we were both awake and had another 3 rounds

during the 5th round my heart was beating so fast, I lost my breath and was weak had to rest on the bed, I almost died it took a while for me to recover after that had one more round with her

and to my surprise she was so skilled and sex freaked...she knows so much and even told me I didn't make her climax...that there was many sex styles she would have love try with me...
and that she can have sex for up to 5 hours provided she has drinks to take....

I was shocked.... for the first time I had over 6 rounds with you all the night and still you are not satisfied....she told she has high libido

I think thats the primary reason why many men dies before their time.... guys who can't please and satisfy many of this ladies have to be on drugs...

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Viktoreze(m): 6:48pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise
I'm dead grin grin grin
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Hypnotise: 6:51pm On Feb 07, 2020
sainthumble:
I've engaged in long sex-40-50 nonstop and some15-20 bouts after that. Nothing happened to me and I didn't really need a breather. I only felt light afterwards.But I'm very fit.I've been working out for 23 yrs now and I maintain a very healthy lifestyle.

Hmm! What a Nice CV
As in ehn...
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by mechanics(m): 7:04pm On Feb 07, 2020
Those men lasting for more than an hour to please their women should beware o.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by anigbajumo(m): 7:08pm On Feb 07, 2020
William5432:
Honestly, i felt like i was suffocating after just 3 rounds the other day.

I used to have 4 rounds and still feel alright but after mere 3 rounds, things seem to be drifting off balance.

Na so my bro,I dey always do like 5 rounds,just 3 rounds these days na malt and milk I dey find..

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Pat081: 7:33pm On Feb 07, 2020
Hmmmmmm nice one, i can nt kill myself b4, if i do 2mins if u dnt like it na d gal problem nt mine and only a lazy man stay too long on top of a woman

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 7:50pm On Feb 07, 2020
60 seconds men rushing to praise themselves... Live healthy and fvck all u want, u won't die cool

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 7:53pm On Feb 07, 2020
William5432:
Honestly, i felt like i was suffocating after just 3 rounds the other day.

I used to have 4 rounds and still feel alright but after mere 3 rounds, things seem to be drifting off balance.

Better check ur health. Eat right, rest and exercise well... na ur body dey message u so. Better adjust b4 him adjust u

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Ekaka1(m): 8:05pm On Feb 07, 2020
salt1:
Tell it to that Hausa HOR member with four wives and 27 children

....land counting grin

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Ekemz: 8:28pm On Feb 07, 2020
The man dey sick jor
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Dmec(m): 8:42pm On Feb 07, 2020 
Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up instead?

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Nobody: 8:44pm On Feb 07, 2020
Godpikin4real:


U no well I swear.

On the alternative, where and how can I get one? Also, how long is the long and how long can it/he last?
You can get Robot on Ali Express!!!
He/it can last for days!!! grin
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Joystark(f): 9:22pm On Feb 07, 2020
shineeye1:


Must it be una?
Better us, than Dangote trailer.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by CoolJulian: 9:57pm On Feb 07, 2020
This makes some sense.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Czartega(m): 10:17pm On Feb 07, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise

Guy you too funny....
Wash the hand with acid grin
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Hisroyalbadmeat(m): 10:53pm On Feb 07, 2020
Please allow men die by sex it is a happy dead sad
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Thoh(m): 11:22pm On Feb 07, 2020
Joystark:
Relax folks... Something must kill a man.
so are we diers
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by FIDELISFIDECENT: 12:03am On Feb 08, 2020
The truth is, this piece is specifically for me. Most times, I unnecessarily want to prove myself.
Many have "gone" while trying to prove themselves.

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Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Chochovini: 5:15am On Feb 08, 2020
Joystark:
Relax folks...
Something must kill a man.
. Yes we knw bt it shouldn‘t b pussy. Coz its meant 2 gv lyf not tk it.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by black9: 6:02am On Feb 08, 2020
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise

Correct G. You should appear on our show bro.

https://link.medium.com/xlfpnnK0T3

Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Chochovini: 6:18am On Feb 08, 2020
Godpikin4real:

Really? I don find tire, I nefa see ooo
. IF Man of 35 no too old 4 u, I dey here o...(wink).
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Godpikin4real(f): 7:15am On Feb 08, 2020
eni4real:
You can get Robot on Ali Express!!!
He/it can last for days!!! grin

Robot? Hell No. I'm a Naturalist, I believe in Natural Law. By the laws of God, if it is not Panadol, it can nefa b pandaol.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Godpikin4real(f): 7:19am On Feb 08, 2020
VeeVeeMyLuv:

Kindly get in touch with the professionals who earn a living from it and specializes in it. You should consult with them, they will surely fill you up.

Many tanx veeveemyluv. Buhh I'm a naturalist and as a naturalist, I believe in the Laws of God.
In essence, if it's not panadol, it can nefa EFA be panadol.
Thank you.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Papanwamaikpe: 7:19am On Feb 08, 2020
Nnemuka:
las las men too get expiry date cool
Once in their 40s, they need viagra to go atleast a round in bed.
Senseless post!
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by calabardick(m): 9:53am On Feb 08, 2020
Proverbs 31:3 says >>>My son don't spend all your energy on sex and all your money on women; they have destroyed kings.

No matter how good you're, irrespective of your beauty,, inasmuch as you're opening a gate to a dual carriageway instead of a door to a corridor, sister your appointment is terminated instantly, you're fired, I won't even bother going beyond the gate. It wasn't created that way, you destroy it because of high level of shareholders, whereas mine is still the way God created it so who supposed to make amendments?

I refuse to kill myself correcting your mistake. Go and sew it, or do whatever you want to then try the next victim.

I'm out.

Tojahh Come and see something.
Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Joystark(f): 10:17am On Feb 08, 2020
Thoh:
so are we diers
Lol... No na.

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