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Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 6:05am On Mar 17, 2020
[quote author=Slimranky post=87508030][/quote]

Who would want something to do with a low-life chain smoker like you?
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 7:15am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:


Who would want something to do with a low-life chain smoker like you?

Lol you don't even know me bitch
If only you knew me and wasn't typing fallacy from your phone,you would have wished your bf was fly like me

You call me a smoker lol
You don't even know me
You just keep on assuming and typing before you think

Like I said I have seen your pictures and you're not in any way my spec
You're too ugly and local for my liking
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by HMarshal(m): 7:47am On Mar 17, 2020
This is probly the same line of tot that preceded the regret ones behind bars of many.fam if she doesn't offer (even that sef needs careful consideration & evidence this days) don't indulge cos if she eventually wispers,(talkless of say or scream RAPE).an offence they don't procecute this days b4 convition.#HalfWord!
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Paxie55: 7:49am On Mar 17, 2020
Rapist. I pray you go to jail sooner than later.
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Starboytwo(m): 8:28am On Mar 17, 2020
Paxie55:
Rapist. I pray you go to jail sooner than later.
how will the guy go to jail tongue

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Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 9:19am On Mar 17, 2020
Slimranky:


Lol you don't even know me bitch
If only you knew me and wasn't typing fallacy from your phone,you would have wished your bf was fly like me

You call me a smoker lol
You don't even know me
You just keep on assuming and typing before you think

Like I said I have seen your pictures and you're not in any way my spec
You're too ugly and local for my liking
Oh....You even went ahead to start viewing my pics......
I agree that I m ugly ND local.....but not more than ur mother asshole.
What achievement v u made in ur miserable life other than digging a pussy and u r here comparing yourself to me and my bf?
At least he is so much better than what u will ever be in ur entire miserable wretched life.

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Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 9:42am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Oh....You even went ahead to start viewing my pics......
I agree that I m ugly ND local.....but not more than ur mother asshole.
What achievement v u made in ur miserable life other than digging a pussy and u r here comparing yourself to me and my bf?
At least he is so much better than what u will ever be in ur entire miserable wretched life.

Lol you're pained bitch

You wanna know my achievement?
Bitch I got so much I have achieved
I cant be sharing to your ugly ass
You just assuming and for your info I got a professional job and side hustle paying me off
Send your account let me transfer 5k to your hungry ass so you could at least feed well this week
Don't ever compare me to your broke ass bf bitch
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 9:59am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Oh....You even went ahead to start viewing my pics......
I agree that I m ugly ND local.....but not more than ur mother asshole.
What achievement v u made in ur miserable life other than digging a pussy and u r here comparing yourself to me and my bf?
At least he is so much better than what u will ever be in ur entire miserable wretched life.

Go suck your mother bitch
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:00am On Mar 17, 2020
Starboytwo:
how will the guy go to jail tongue

No mind that rapist
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Starboytwo(m): 10:04am On Mar 17, 2020
Slimranky:


No mind that rapist
how many people be rapist.. abeg rapist too much for this thread... I don't want to be an association
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 10:21am On Mar 17, 2020
[quote author=Slimranky post=87512976][/quote]
See this small boy o wit his pussy infested brain. U r such a disgrace to manhood.
Don't worry, u v always been a failure and will continue to be a failure if u don't reset that mentality of urz....
Unproductive and wasted sperm.....*spits*
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by DenreleDave(m): 10:24am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Oh....You even went ahead to start viewing my pics......
I agree that I m ugly ND local.....but not more than ur mother asshole.
What achievement v u made in ur miserable life other than digging a pussy and u r here comparing yourself to me and my bf?
At least he is so much better than what u will ever be in ur entire miserable wretched life.

How do u know if your BF is better than him?
U avnt met him b4 or have u?

And r u sure ur said BF doesn't or haven't fvcked a teenager b4?

No insult oo and don't tell me u trust ur BF...

For the records, this guy may be better than your BF.... At least he wants to make love to a lady with her consent... Not dt he wants to rape her

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Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 10:25am On Mar 17, 2020
SmallmebigGod:

You look like Jambite
Yeah...I know
Just d same way I don't look like a soon-to-be graduate...... lol
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by jericco1(m): 10:44am On Mar 17, 2020
Easybela:
cool thanks for derailing the thread,more useful tips please
Are you married
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 10:48am On Mar 17, 2020
DenreleDave:


How do u know if your BF is better than him?
U avnt met him b4 or have u?

And r u sure ur said BF doesn't or haven't fvcked a teenager b4?

No insult oo and don't tell me u trust ur BF...

For the records, this guy may be better than your BF.... At least he wants to make love to a lady with her consent... Not dt he wants to rape her
For the record, I can't stoop so low to his level.
I m just against his idea of having sex with a Jambite just becus u helped her and fantasize abt it. At this time and period, she just needs advice and motivations to push her towards the right direction not some Sex starved Beta Male. When I read this post, the first thing that came to my mind was 'What if this were to be my sister?'
He is saying she is over 20 yrs....and so?
Be sincere with me, would you be happy if ur sister were to be in this same position?.
With the issue of teenage pregnancy, rape, abortions, untimely death,STDs going all over the place....datz d last thing i would want for my own sister. So if I see anything that is wrong....I would speak up.
The OP can go ahead and Bleep the gal but when karma comes back for revenge in your later years....don't say u weren't warned.
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by DenreleDave(m): 10:50am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

For the record, I can't stoop so low to his level.
I m just against his idea of having sex with a Jambite just becus u helped her and fantasize abt it. At this time and period, she just needs advice and motivations to push her towards the right direction not some Sex starved Beta Male. When I read this post, the first thing that came to my mind was 'What if this were to be my sister?'
He is saying she is over 20 yrs....and so?
Be sincere with me, would you be happy if ur sister were to be in this same position?.
With the issue of teenage pregnancy, rape, abortions, untimely death,STDs going all over the place....datz d last thing i would want for my own sister. So if I see anything that is wrong....I would speak up.
The OP can go ahead and Bleep the gal but when karma comes back for revenge in your later years....don't say u weren't warned.

Leave him to karma.. It's his decision...
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 10:50am On Mar 17, 2020
DenreleDave:


How do u know if your BF is better than him?
U avnt met him b4 or have u?

And r u sure ur said BF doesn't or haven't fvcked a teenager b4?

No insult oo and don't tell me u trust ur BF...

For the records, this guy may be better than your BF.... At least he wants to make love to a lady with her consent... Not dt he wants to rape her
Same way he should stop making foolish assumptions about my life too. This is a faceless forum anyway, nobody knows who Sha.
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by DenreleDave(m): 10:52am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Same way he should stop making foolish assumptions about my life too. This is a faceless forum anyway, nobody knows who Sha.
OK ok
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by managingpartner(f): 11:08am On Mar 17, 2020
[quote author=DenreleDave post=87501213]

So now, the girl can drain him of his money money money but he can't have sex abi..

If una visit man and he no touch u, Na ur type go dey talk say the guy dunce [/quote

Egungun be careful.
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 11:15am On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Same way he should stop making foolish assumptions about my life too. This is a faceless forum anyway, nobody knows who Sha.

I'm at work now
Will give u all the attention u need when I'm on break
Next time u see a thread u don't like simply move on and never cast the first stone
I never told u she's paying me back with sex its been months I helped her and never asked for a favour
Whether karma deals with me or not its none of your biz
Save that drama and preaching for your unborn kids.
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by captianfreeman(m): 11:16am On Mar 17, 2020
What a depraved generation undecided
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by DenreleDave(m): 11:55am On Mar 17, 2020
[quote author=managingpartner post=87515418][/quote]
Egun
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by SmallmebigGod: 12:23pm On Mar 17, 2020
Maryjane001:

Yeah...I know
Just d same way I don't look like a soon-to-be graduate...... lol
Congratulations. When are we eating the rice. After ASUU strike abi
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 17, 2020
jrjfjfj:
Just pour Spanish fly in her ice cream and thank me later

Where do they sell it

E get one babe wey I wan teach lesson
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by DenreleDave(m): 4:15pm On Mar 17, 2020
kelvinrhs:

Where do they sell it
E get one babe wey I wan teach lesson
U will be taught the same in a prison yard if she reports u for rape
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 4:17pm On Mar 17, 2020
DenreleDave:


U will be taught the same in a prison yard if she reports u for rape

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Sounds fair to me
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Stephenmoka4(m): 8:51pm On Mar 17, 2020
Front Page please wink

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Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Nobody: 9:51pm On Mar 17, 2020
SmallmebigGod:

Congratulations. When are we eating the rice. After ASUU strike abi
Lol
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by adecz: 9:53pm On Mar 17, 2020
You wan give am your
Corona konji virus abi!! angry angry angry angry
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Slimranky(m): 10:04pm On Mar 17, 2020
DenreleDave:


U will be taught the same in a prison yard if she reports u for rape

Tell em Bro

The problem is that what if he successfully pours that substance into her drink,after drinking she never wakes up
It would now be a murder case,because most of these people walking around are not healthy enough especially in this buhari regime,
I don't support drugging females or raping them no matter the kind spiritual konji wey hold me
Wouldn't let 15 mins pleasure ruin my evergreen future
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by jrjfjfj: 10:53pm On Mar 17, 2020
kelvinrhs:


Where do they sell it

E get one babe wey I wan teach lesson
just order it or pharmacy, but e no good o grin .the girl will force u ,if u use overdose, she fit rape u grin grin
Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by jrjfjfj: 10:54pm On Mar 17, 2020
grin grin
DenreleDave:


U will be taught the same in a prison yard if she reports u for rape
grin grin angry

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