Bros, I've Two Lines Of Words And A Few For U..
1..women Killing Their Husbands In Cold-blood Didn't Just Started It In A Day Before Blaming The devil..
2.. A Man Isn't Strong Just By Muscles Alone But The inward strength But Uses It When An Where Necessary
3.. Those Action Pictures U Watch Will Turn Out To Be A Movie U Didn't Expect. Thus, Every warning Sign Shouldn't Be Neglected..
4.. Marriage Is Heaven Or Hell.. Be Late Or Never. Moreover Leaving Her Isn't Bad but User Her anger catalogue To Teach Others The Needfull.. Its Only God That Can Manage Anger Not U.. So Get Out Of Her Life

Three things are too dangerous under the sun and the fourth one is mightily grave

1) a cheating person
2) ill-tempered individual
3) covetous mind
4) a lying tongue

OP, you have a ill-tempered person and you’re pampering her even scolding and disgracing your mother in the public because of one pussy that you and some niggas in her school are competing for whose dick goes deeper. You’re a pussyman! You’re a nitwit! You’re one hell of a kind who’ll learn in the hard way! I can bet it with you, if you marry her be ready to buy your casket within 5years of marriage because she’ll kill you. Take that from me. She’ll kill you.

funkmrflexx:

How did it end?

in tears

If only I can slap you from my phone, I would have given you a very hot slap, foolish boy, u even have the guts to tell us u scolded your mum, children of this days

Tadeknkeepcalm:
Ehya,
That statement is very painful. It can make someone even commit suicide.


Now that you can't break up with the girl, kuku break up with your mama

You are the best my fellow nairalander. Thumbs up once again for your write up.

ebohstepn:


Please enlighten me, what is kayanmata? And how do we know it has been used on us(boys)

I don't know really but if any girl is using it, the sex will be different like u never Bleep b4
And there is padlock o
Honestly I thought it was a scam but shi is real as fu*k
Most importantly don't Bleep any girl on waistbeads

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Brother, You are too young for marriage. That idiot don’t respect u obviously. She can’t do this in presence of a 30 years own Who himself is difficult. Dem go change am for am.
Since she came from an abusive home, she definitely needs a lot of healing to do. A lot of loving too but not from u, she needs to start loving herself. She will have to grow up before getting into a man‘s house, if not, her parents situation will repeat itself and the circle continues.

Pls don’t marry that girl. For the sake of ur life and so u will not enter list of broken or abusive home or someone wake up one morning stabbed or even dead.
U re just 25, continue to hustle and make extra investments, maybe 3 years more or 5 u can get married to a younger lady who will respect u if not for anything cos una no be mate.

I sorry for you sha..... That's all I have to say. You are the kind of man no member of his family will ever come to his house so even if your wife poisons or stabs you (and she certainly will), no one will know.. U go just die like fowl.
You scolded your mother cos of a girlfriend.... GOD FORBID ME HAVING A SON LIKE YOU!!!!

Ladies like this have the tendency to mess up the life of their partners. The red light is already in your relationship with her. Do not keep/manage her any longer. Discontinue the relationship immediately otherwise she will succeed in shattering your life. A word is enough for the wise!

Weldone o small jesus christ. U want to change her I believe. Miracle worker, forgiver of sins. Ure seeing d red flag now o and Ure just 25 abi wetin. U wan marry early, born early get ready to die early too. Better use ur head.

Kingpele:
If only I can slap you from my phone, I would have given you a very hot slap, foolish boy, u even have the guts to tell us u scolded your mum, children of this days

Na him de feed the poor woman nau... Na him fault? Rubbish and useless boy like am. Na pussy go kill am

funkmrflexx:


How did it end?

It will definitely end in tears.

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now... they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Bro I need to talk to you..
Please quit this relationship for good. Plus you haven't dated for long. This girl is a trash, she is a trash, a very big trash.
You seem to be weak bro.. try to work on your self and build up alpha qualities. Learn to put your mom first and follow your mom with wisdom. Sex should not make you blindfolded. I guess you realised that no one advised you to move on with your loud relationship. Nairalanders will always tell you the truth. Please fuc*k her off your life. Right now I'm upset with you deeply for treating a witch like a queen.

Stupidly in love. It always ends in tears shaaa

Man I'll advise you to dump the relationship and move on because if you don't, it will end up in tears.

So you scold a 50 something years old mother because of a 22 years old girl.,
Guy there’s a solution to your problem your girlfriend will change provided you will make the sacrifice.
1.. Provoke her and she will kill you
2.. You would be buried at the back of your father’s house under those plantain tree..
3.. your girlfriend will be arrested by the police and investigation will be ongoing, if she has a good lawyer they will say she’s got some physiological issues..
4.. she will be sent for rehab
5.. Your parents will bear the burns of your Stupidity for life.
6.. Your body will decay, and your soul will be restless because you cannot enter heaven even hell sef will reject you..
7.. Years after you’re gone, your girlfriend will get well and she wouldn’t want to make same mistake again so she will behave better..
8.. You will be used as a reference when issues about relationships comes up in your neighbourhood..
9.. Read number five again..
10.. I rest my case.

You see that your Girl? She will never change. Dont mistake pitty for love. The earlier you realize you cant change her the better for you.

At 25 I expected you to be sensible. You scolded your mum over a girl you already know has anger issues. You scolded your mum for a thing you know is from abusive home, u scolded your mum for a girl you are just tolerating, and you scolded your mum for a girl who neither respects you nor your mum.
You are being blindfolded because she is probably beautiful and she has many toaster. You think you don't deserve better ladies out there and your mum does not deserve to be treated with dignity, Abi? You should break up with your mum then. You are senseless!!! You better think again.

Guy u too dey mumu, in ur presence of ur mother she jxt dey form..
U stil dey accomodate this kind of "nnunu iwe" [angry bird] human, say wetin hapen?


u never pay any kobo on her head, stil her head dey shake like dis..
talkless any time she catch u cheat, ur dead man..

kuku ma leav hear b4 u regret ur action inside 7ft
lt obvious that one day she wil make u reqret marrying her..
there's alot of good girls out ther..
but remember if gal kil u it ur mistake..because my friend once said to me manners maketh man!

Pussy Ass Nigga

OP op.
Can you do that to her mum .
What do you think she would do to you , if you try that with her mum. Your sister even Bleep. I trust my sister , like 3 slaps for don follow for that her dirty mouth .
Mumu girl

PositiveDirect:
What manner of girl is that one. So because she no dey eat mango, na why she no fit carry am e.g. for you? Where that kind reasoning come from?

She say me and my mama Don turn her to slave for her to carry mango

Are you sure this story is real? Because I can't see why you brought this issue here when you are supposed to have thrown the babe out of your life. If your woman can't respect your mum, what's the essence of trying to marry her

If you know, you know! Simple

Exactly the same thing Bola146 did to my mother, i just jejely dump her like omi isanwo. Mi o raye osi. I don't joke with my mother. After God na my mother even before my father

Bro if ur babe can actually confront u and your mum like that,am telling u to dump her crazy ass down bcoz all this things are jump signs that u p live an unhappy married life with her....put the dots together n move on,until she learns self respect n respect to others(which i totally doubt she will) then leave her n move on.....spoken from experience

This story will surely end in tears.. Idiot son scolded your mother because of a foolish girl.. it’s too obvious the girl is just using you and not inlove with u.. don’t bother to go any church to ask that girl will not marry you.. if you have sense better reduce your spending n look for another girl

The colour of your mumuness is indigo, you want to marry or love out of sentiment abi? Your eyes go see Cameroon pepper very soon.

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Just listen to yourself.you know nothing yet,guy marriage nah another ball game,e nor b like dating.I read many comments here and I concluded that most persons commenting nah feather wight when it cines to marriage.bros,u don't manage anger related issues for marriage else you go de like those of us wey them de always de beer parlour de drink,u think say married man wey de beer parlour oiften nah fun e go de catch?bros,nah house issues cox ham.nah woman issues for house.bros,I see say u don love her wells,but if you nor careful,we go de meet every time for beer parlour...experience nah d best teacher. Be warned.

The earlier you leave that girl the better for you,such girl can send a man to his early grave.A man deserves peace of mind and such girl can never give you that.the girl sef no get respect.

Run!!!!!!!

Na this type of woman dey cut off
husband cassava when husband dey
sleep, because she see woman send WhatsApp
message to his phone.



Una never even marry sef!!



God dey send you message & you
are ignoring it because her kpekus sweet.