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35 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Are Sad������ by McAchikolo(m): 4:30pm On Jul 13, 2020 |
1- One idiot used ''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone, His China phone rang in the bank today, over an hour we're still looking for the cashier and two security men������ 2- And This Nepa will Bring Light when someone is sleeping. as if someone paid for (MTN) Night plan.......��♂️��♂️��♂️ May sense locate u people today 3- Nigerians will go to burial, they'll cry and still carry away food to their house. Chai, this world is a set up 4- Some guys can deceive eeh.. They'll be like ''Baby i see my future kids in your eyes'' Well-done sir chairman of national population census, Hope you're seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too?���� Am not feeling fine jare 5- Some people are blessed with wickedness, How can i beg you for salt and you are telling me that your mum has counted it��� 6- I cried for 2hours when one girl told me she took 1st in her waec result.. Some people can lie ehn����� 7- Miss those people in primary school that use to say ''If i give you one dirty slap, you'll fly to America'', Come and slap me now oooo �� 8- A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing while running and also another bra that doesn't show nipples when wet. but we guys don't panic... We killed the idiot immediately 9- Nigerian Girls love money, I'm telling you, You'll get angry and tell a girl "Go to hell" She will look at you and be like... "I don't have transport fare 10- Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was , after guessing for 5 mins, i removed his hands and i saw a mad man...... Bros, come nd see temple run ... 11- When money is involved, Nigerian girls will be like , I love his mouth odour it's so matured 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀 * 12- I mistakenly step on a soldier's boot, when trying to board a taxi, the next thing I heard was " are u in ZAIN", something was telling me to reply "no am in MTN" . . No God forbid ooh, the devil won't get me dis January ending 13- The hardest thing to find this day is to see a girl without a boyfriend... Everywhere is occupied 14- When you build a house let your wife decorate the ceiling, she has seen more ceiling designs than you.. Am i communicating? 15- If you want to be my friend, be my friend, If you want to be my enemy, be my enemy, Stop confusing the thunder that will strike you. 16- If yhu read all this post without liking or dropping any comment, I promise yhu, your phone will fall inside hot oil. I mean d condemming one 17- Bathroom is for slim girls, Fat girls should go to car wash... Ye who stone me? 18- My girlfriend travelled to London with my earpiece and charger !is it okay for me to tell someone i have properties in London? 19- Some people will hate you,just because you use water to bath 20- Teacher : morning class.. Class : it's not your period sir 21- I should seriously stop listening to random conversation in a taxi... Now i just followed someone home just to hear the rest of the story.... 22- My Ex saw me at Shoprite and she said “so u are still alive” I replied “No ooo....I just came to buy bread then i will return to my grave"......... Idiot 23- Dear ladies not all guys that follow you to the kitchen are actually romantic. My dear, they just want make sure that you don't put poison in their food 24- Girls do you remember that year, when you use sweater to make a baby in school ? That's when your stupidity started Am beside my mom come nd beat me if u can 25- Guys do you remembered when you made cars with tin and slippers ? Then begged your mum to allow you park the motor in the room so your friends won't steal your jeep , do you remember ? That's when your stupidity started u can beat me, if u can beat Broke Lesnar 26- I bought power bank for 20k at circle ... And I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power bank Abeg which kind witchcraft be dis? 27- I bought Gucci soap for N2000 and Gucci sponge for N3500 and since morning I've been looking for where to bath for people to see me 28- Nobody knows short cuts more than a driver who doesn't have a drivers license 29- Teacher: Simply define Confusion Me : CONFUSION is when you go kitchen to steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot 30- When you mistakenly left your phone for bae then few minutes later you see her playing with knife ... my brother run for your life oooo 31- My brother no girl hates you on Facebook they are all good girls .. They just don't comment on your post because you don't sponsor competitions 32- Dear future hubby wherever u are, please if u are on Facebook freemode? kindly say Hi lemme subscribe for u I dnt want u 2 turn blind 33- People who hardly post on social media thinks they have a Masters Degree In maturity. 34- RIP President muhammad buhari Before u start sharing it lemme tell u wat i mean -> Remain- in- power President muhammad buhari 35- she broke up with me just because of dis She said nobody knows tomorrow And i said tomorrow is Tuesday and she blocked me����� Love you more #copied Follow me on IG @mcachikolo or https://www.instagram.com/mcachikolo/ Follow me on Twitter @mc_achikolo or https://www.twitter.com/mc_achikolo/ Follow me on Facebook @ https://www.facebook.com/mcachikolo/ 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 35 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Are Sad������ by stevonics: 4:43pm On Jul 13, 2020 |
Thanks, you made me laugh. 1 Like |
Re: 35 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Are Sad������ by McAchikolo(m): 4:59pm On Jul 13, 2020 |
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Re: 35 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Are Sad������ by Ejike07: 6:36pm On Jul 13, 2020 |
Genius. soooo hilarious 1 Like |
Re: 35 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Are Sad������ by McAchikolo(m): 7:03pm On Jul 13, 2020 |
Ejike07:thanks |
Re: 35 Funny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Are Sad������ by McAchikolo(m): 11:29am On Jul 14, 2020 |
[quote author=McAchikolo post=91676374][/quote] you're welcom |
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