watin okoye write this time... that man is something else, he no go accept defeat with ease

Okoye don publish honorable talk and do naked pictures. Okoye don publish honorable talk and do naked pictures.

marjesti:
Oh my god victor don enter all the excos na scam by Okoye

chisos! lwkmd.

mahvellux:
Elvictor you too dey dull for this story o..you no fit dey drop like 3 ep a day?

ona dey sell ona comment na

Ayanfe29:
Honourable talk and do, from one gbege to another. I no envy you o.

Thanks for the update boss

lwkmd.. I think say you jealous am na

arfezces:
watin okoye write this time... that man is something else, he no go accept defeat with ease

who wan accept defeat? lol..!

EAhumble:
Okoye don publish honorable talk and do naked pictures. Okoye don publish honorable talk and do naked pictures.

boss, I sight you with my eyeglass.

OGA LANDLORD 21+




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 64




Me: em commit suicide?

Ugochukwu: shame don send am to early grave, bah?

Jack: no oh.. he defected to another party.

Me: na that one dey bother you, na very good news.

Ugochukwu: na my prayer sef, if em go another party and no be the party dey conquer this state, nothing come out.

Jack: if you say so.

Me: I say so, chillax.. enjoy our victory.

Ugochukwu: guy, stand up make we dey go governor house.

Me: I no well.

Ugochukwu: I go just blow you, my fiend stand up joor!!

Ugochukwu dragged me down from the hospital bed and forced me inside the bathroom, I took my bath and we came out of the hospital together.
Immediately we came out of the hospital, Ugochukwu was walking very fast ahead of us behaving like mad person.

Ugochukwu: *shouting* I tell my papa say I go stand before president and Kings, you don see am.. I dey go shake hand with a whole governor.

Me: you dey mad oh! I go just throw you chain.

He didn't stop shouting till he got into the car and ignited the engine, he didn't even allow us to join him in the parking lot when he set the car in motion.

Ugochukwu: you no wan follow go see governor, huh?

Me: no be you them invite na.

Jack: sir, you are funny oh.

Me: isn't funny, make we no get accident because of this madness oh.

Since he didn't know the direction to Governor's residence in GRA, he came down and Jack took the front wheel while our two sat at the back.
We were driving around the city for over an hour and my stomach was indicating red light, the heavy traffick made the whole thing tiring.
When we got to the fly-over that had a curve to GRA.

Me: abeg, Jack... fine any eatery stop biko, I need food.

Ugochukwu: I tell you to buy bible, man shall not live by bread alone. Calm down, we don reach governor house.

Me: calm which down? which governor place? see Jack abeg just park one side my eat.

Ugochukwu: you no wan eat breakfast with the governor?

Me: what if I no make am, I come die. na my ghost go come do the breakfast with the governor?

Ugochukwu: that one no be issue.

Me: ehem.. Jack, you are a good man.

He drove into the eatery's parking lot and stopped the car.

Me: you no wan chop?

Ugochukwu: yes *he hiss*

I came down and went inside the eatery and ordered for what to eat, the food cost but em no get taste but it is rich. Las las Ugochukwu still join us dey eat like hungry lion, after we are done.
We went back to the car and we drove out of the eatery, we headed to the governor residence in GRA. fine houses full there I swear, and the street is quiet.
Na the place I go stay in the future.

We were let inside the governor's residence without much security protocols due to Jack, a fine maid ushered us to the executive sitting-room while she went up to inform the governor of our presence.
We sat in the sofa to await him and I knew money isn't just ordinary paper.

Ugochukwu: this babe fine oh?

Me: *I look around* which babe?

Ugochukwu: that picture.

I looked to were he was pointing and saw a very beautiful girl with Madam Stella in the framed picture, the babe fine die.
We heard the governor's voice as he came down from the staircase with his agbada, securities just dey escort for inside house too? na wa oh!

Me: your excellency *I get up*

Ugochukwu: my governor sir *I eye him*

Governor: aahh! my boy, you are a great man *he shake me*

And I felt like I was shaking my salvation, he also shaked hands with Ugochukwu who later wore hand glove to prevent bad lucks. Na em sabi, we sat down and we were served with expensive wine. Big man sweet oh! poor man no know.

Governor: how were you able to do it? how you take win Okoye.

Me: is God oh, and with the help of my friend here.

Ugochukwu: yes sir *them ask you?*

Governor: can you also help me? you know the cartel am against are very strong. You get anything you want me to do?

Me: yes, sir.. I have a plan. If you will support me.

Governor: why not, you get my whole support. Just call my wife if you need anything.

We shook hands and he left, then they took care of us with lots of food. Ugochukwu eat sotay em belle dey like attachment, I no eat oh. Am not a glutton *winks*
After some hours in the governor's mansion we came out like pregnant women.

Ugochukwu: I need picture to book this visit for history, em nodey easy to feast for mansion *he bring out his phone*

Me: guy, no snap me oh!

The guy is deaf he still went ahead and snapped me, Ugochukwu now mounted the wheel and we drove out of the governor's mansion without Jack. I go miss Jack my man manny, we drove to our nice destination.

After driving the whole night we ended up in a shrine in another State, we came down and headed to a hut in a thick bush.
We got into the hut and met a native doctor.

Ugochukwu: I greet, baba.

Baba: is that not Ugo?

Me: good evening sir.

Baba: umh.. my son, you are both welcome.

Ugochukwu: na my friend wey I tell you say I go bring for fortification.

Baba: follow me.

We left the hut and went to another hut, this one is well decorated to be a shrine. There was a big drum boiling and a fire is set under it.

Baba: take and chew.

I took the strange leaves from him and chewed, I been wan pour am for the Baba face and slap him for giving me rubbish to chew.
He later gave me one horrible looking something to drink, I nearly vomit if no be the man ugly face wey warn me not to try it.

I think say it is over until when the man asked me to naked before them, chaaii.. Ugochukwu go see my family before my wife.
I obeyed oh! The man went and opened the boiling drum wey fire dey under.

Baba: step forward.

Me: to the bench *he nod*

Baba: climb the bench *the bench dey before the drum, I did oh* take.

I took what he gave me, and placed in my mouth.

Baba: enter the drum.

Me: *I remove the palm from my mouth* enter where?

Baba: the drum.

Me: is hot oh!

Ugochukwu: them wan cook you.

Me: I no be beans or rice.. Or food, I no need cooking, I don already done.

Baba: you are stubborn.

The native doctor blew something to me and I no get myself, I no know wetin happen again.
Till when I see myself coming out of the drum.

Baba: hahaha *laughing* no man wey woman born fit kill you again.

Me: *I beam* o deshi *I start shaking*

Ugochukwu: baba you no go test am.

Baba: I go test am.

The short slim old man go carry gun to shoot em papa or me? I no know who em carry gun for until em point me..

Me: wait... wait... Oh! no shoot oh, na me dey do the o deshi, I no need testing biko.

Ugochukwu: guy, position.. em no go enter you.

TBC..

baba abeg pump the first bullet for that im mouth wey to dey run and one for im preeq i sure say the odeshi no catch there.
Thanks Elvictor for the post it really cracked me. Always look forward to reading your story.

I don laugh tire for this side.....nice one bro ����

Nice one bro... i just dey wonder...what if the odeshi no go work? lol

OGA LANDLORD 21+




Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 65




Me: na by force? baba I believe you, no mind this boy oh.

Baba: umhh.. I need to test am to confirm.

Me: you no believe yourself? Baba you don do am.

Ugochukwu: baba no listen to this fear fear, shoot am make we test am.

Me: you dey mad? Baba no listen to am, your work no get shaking.

Ugochukwu: baba, shoot am na.

Baba: leave am, as em no wan test am.

Ugochukwu took the gun from the Baba, I nearly ran to the drum when the burning fire told me not to. He shot me and it felt like somebody tapped me, he shot me again making it twice.

Ugochukwu: you too dey fear, you die?

I didn't say a word to him, I felt like strangling the idiot fool.
We left the hut at sudden time, I no understand how many days I have spent in the drum.
Baba instructed me to never sleep with a mother and daughter or else the power of the charm will be nullified.

We walked along the footpath in the bush, the grasses were wet.

Me: no be morning be this?

Ugochukwu: no, na afternoon evening.

Me: so, how many days I dey inside that pot?

Ugochukwu: two days.

Me: chaai... The governor godey fine me.

Ugochikwu: so na em house we dey go so?

Me: no, na my grave. You no remember say you don kill me with gun?

Ugochukwu: no vex na, you know say we dey face tough battle. I wan make sure say em legit.

Me: and you shoot me.

Ugochukwu: you no die na.

Me: agree first say you shoot me.

Ugochukwu: your matter nodey end oh, okay. I agree.

Me: your plan na to kill me but God no gree.

Ugochukwu: *laughing* Vi ki to, put legs for ground make we hope say our car still dey there.

The fear of trekking that distance out of the bush made me ran as fast as my legs could carry me, how Ugochukwu go take wetin em just talk lightly?
Me wey hungry dey give smackdown my trek that kind distance with legs, God forbid.

Sweats broke on my face when we got out of the bush and I didn't see the car.

Me: them don collect am oh!

Ugochukwu: fear fear, I park am for another place.

I felt like a trailer was lifted off from my body, we walked to were he parked the car and we got inside.
I received a call from Madam Stella immediately I lay my hands on my phone.

Madam Stella: gosh! where have you been?

Me: sorry, I will explain. Is the governor around?

Madam Stella: yes, he has been expecting you.

Me: I dey on my way. *I end the call*

We drove back to my state and we arrived in the night, we had no choice but to spend the night in the governor mansion.
We first took our bath and then we were given executive dinner, even though we chop for road side food vendors as we dey come back.

We still consume like say tomorrow nodey, everything about the house is just screaming governor. Even the executive egusi soup was testifying that we are in a governor's house.

Later the governor called me up to discuss with him, and I explained my strategy to him.

Governor: brilliant idea.

Me: thank you, sir.

Governor: it never occurred to me, if it works.. Whatever you ask I will give it to you.

I lay flat on the marble floor praising him.

Me: sir, thank you so much. You be God sent.

Governor: get up, get up.. Boy, you deserve all these and more.

Me: thank you sir.

Governor: I wish I had a son like you.

Me: God will provide.

Governor: amen.

He told me about his beautiful daughter that will soon return to the State to start her own hospital, that she has spent four years in US as a doctor.
The good news from our discussion that she is single, I no know why the governor choose to tell me her relationship status, na him sabi.

I left his study room and went up to my room, Ugochukwu and I were given different rooms. I punched the air happily, I swear I must tell the good news to Ugo. Isn't easy to get the strongest man in the State as godfather.

I removed my singlet and jumped on the bed with just boxer, and started kicking the air.
I was so happy, I tossed on my bed. I couldn't sleep, I was too happy to sleep.
Suddenly my door creaked open and I looked towards the door to see Madam Stella on a robe, I was like is this woman mad or something.

She locked the door and faced me, untied the robe and let the robe fell off from her body.
She wore marching panties, white pa-nt and white bra-t.
She walked to the bed and climbed it, then she crawled to me.

Me: your excellency...

Madam Stella: shhh... Call me your slu-t, fu-ck me like your bi-tch boy.

She held my boxer and pulled it slowly slowly from my waist licking her lips.

Me: your husba...n..d *I stutter*

Madam Stella: stop talking boy, I missed your di-ck so much. Come here boy, I need you to fu-ck me brainless.

And she took my di-ck in her right palm and ran it down and up. She then bend and used her tongue to lick my di-ck cap.
The thing sweet me ohh..

Me: aaahhh! *I mo-an*

Who teach this innocent woman all these bad things na?

TBC...

mrmannothot:
baba abeg pump the first bullet for that im mouth wey to dey run and one for im preeq i sure say the odeshi no catch there.
Thanks Elvictor for the post it really cracked me. Always look forward to reading your story.

*shines teeth* am please, sir.

emperorphemmy:
I don laugh tire for this side.....nice one bro ����

*shines teeth* thanks.

Healman:
Nice one bro... i just dey wonder...what if the odeshi no go work? lol

early grave *shines teeth*

Chairman we dey wait for Episode 100 for facebook ooo

Elvictor:

early grave *shines teeth*

I swear dis jazz no go work cus based on how I dey see dis guy him go Bleep d daughter join

nice one when are you uploading...I they miss your story

MrPosh4real:
I swear dis jazz no go work cus based on how I dey see dis guy him go Bleep d daughter join

na wetin me dey see oh, then okoye go come for am.

do4luv14:

Chairman we dey wait for Episode 100 for facebook ooo

make ona no vex, I been get light issues... I will wake you guys up with it tomorrow.

MrPosh4real:
I swear dis jazz no go work cus based on how I dey see dis guy him go Bleep d daughter join

you harsh oh *shines teeth*

Dilijoe:
nice one when are you uploading...I they miss your story

i go always update

OGA LANDLORD 21+



Subtitle: Fu*ck Fakers.




Episode 66



The thing sweet me for body as she covered my di-ck with her mouth, my brain sparked like negative and positive charges have been attached. Have you been su-cked by a governor's wife? You for understand how I dey feel.

She allowed her tongue to work up from the base to my cap and take it in her mouth again, she deepthroat me making throaty sounds.
She then started bopping on my shaft, I grabbed the bedsheet dey shake like virgin.
Ewwoooh! this woman don disvirgin me oh.

She cupped my balls with her hand and then messaged it, my body tighten as she started su-cking and messaging my sac.


Me: oohh! gawd... Ammmm cummmiiinnggg

She no hear oh, she still dey su-ck me till I shouted and blew all my seeds in her mouth.
She didn't take her mouth away from my di-ck till I spurted everything.
She then let go of my fallen soldier and stood aright, she opened her mouth and I could see my cu-m in her mouth.

I plan how I go take dodge her if she wan kiss me with my cu-m this time again, I go shift then fly enter go toilet lock the door. She surprised me, she swallowed everything and then opened her mouth for me to see it.

She then je-rk my di-ck twice and the thing got up again, chaaii.. em don tay I see puna na. She then winked at me and then unclasped her bre-asts.
Lemme tell you, Madam Stella looked younger than her age. A very beautiful endowed woman, no wonder she dey remote Mr. Governor anyhow.

Her bre-asts was flawless and full, with thick arousal that can make you pour while looking at it.
She held my di-ck.

Madam Stella: your thing big, I love riding successful di-cks.

Me: awwwnnn gawwdd... aaahh! You are killing me.

She took my di-ck in her palm and then straddled me, she shifted her pa-nt with the other hand and then lowered herself on my hard on. Slowly I dug deep inside her, she bit her lower lip as I fed her up. Her eyes rolled over making everything white in there.

I gasped for breathe because her executive pu-ssy was so sweet, she placed her palms on my bare chest and then rocked me back and forward.
And then she forced her weight on her both kneels and started bouncing up and down on my ha-rf di-ck.

Madam Stella: aaahh! yeesss!! yesss!! *skin sounds kpaakpaa*

Me: aaahh! aaahhh!

She rode me for sometime before she climaxed and got tired, is very hard for me to cu-m if somebody is riding me.
I turned her over and lifted her right leg on my shoulder, and then thru-sted in.
I started pounding her beneath hard and fast, we were both sweating and moa-ning. It aff do oh, we both reached climaxed and she sneaked out of the room after giving me the hot executive sex.

I took my bath and slept off, in my slumber.

I STOOD IN A GARDEN OF DEAD ROSES, BEFORE ME IS A LADY BACKING ME WITH A FLOWING LONG WHITE GOWN. I WALKED CLOSE TO HER WITHOUT SAYING A WORD, THE MOMENT I TRIED TO TALK.

I woke up breathing heavily, I removed the duvet from my naked body and the door opened Ugochukwu stepped in.

Ugochukwu: *smiling broadly* you still dey sleep?

Me: wetin you want my do? Is still six o'clock.

Ugochukwu: I no blame you, the bed too soft for your strong block body. 9am don knack oh, get up get up! Go baf.

He started dragging me out of the bed even when I resisted it strongly, he refused letting me go.

Ugochukwu: go wear something na, you dey waste time for the executive breakfast oh.

Me: so, na even food give you all these inspirations.

Me: before! wetin you been dey think? say I go come waste my time wake mumu like you up.

I got down from the bed and went to the bathroom, I was worried. I was wondering what the dream meant, who the lady is because she doesn't look familiar.
And why is she putting on white [purity] ? I spent a lot of time in the bathroom that Ugochukwu have to open it to confirm I was still alive.

I got out and we went down for breakfast, we were informed by the maids that the governor and his wife have left for a function. That we are both gifted with new cars, Ugochukwu was so excited.
The maid that served us in the dinning was just blushing and Ugochukwu was smiling, something fishy..
After she left I have to ask oh!

Me: which kind transmission you get with that babe?

Ugochukwu: you get eye, she witness the power of my amu last night *he grin*

Me: you do crusade?

Ugochukwu: ehhnn.. Otuocha *he hiss*

After the breakfast we headed out of the governor's residence with our different rides, Ugochukwu gifted his push and start to Jack while we sped home.
My village people go hear am, we both planned to stay at my yard till the election is over since we are untouchable.

On our way suddenly my car stopped just along a dust bin, I tried igniting the engine but it refused. I came out after Ugochukwu horned several times, he also came out of his giving me askance look.

Ugochukwu: new car oh! go ask your grandmother for forgiveness oh!

Me: em be like say the engine don knock.

Suddenly a mad woman jumped out of the dust bin at the road side, she was looking unkempt.
Her hairs haven't been washed for years if not she had lots of it.

Mad woman: *pointing at me* you you! *and start laughing* king solomon king solomon *start laughing* hahaha!

Ugochukwu: you know her?

Me: you no see am say she don kolo.

Mad woman: child child child, different mothers *start laughing again*

Ugochukwu: you don born?

Me: you wan follow her mad too or wetin?


TBC...

This is da bomb.... I just can't stop laughing any time I read an episode of this story
Keep it up bro

I want to search you in Facebook what's de name of ur page in Facebook

Thanks for the update. U no update if I was a girl again?

You wanna join us in facebook?

depumpin:
I want to search you in Facebook what's de name of ur page in Facebook

Elvictor:
OGA LANDLORD 21+


Subtitle: F*ck fakers.


-Episode 1


Everyone fit be landlord, base on say am the youngest landlord ever liveth. You have reach to own a yard of your own if your parents will leave the house for you, you better go and build your own house.
As the only heir, my parents died and I inherited a yard filled with drama queens and kings.

Let me just describe the yard how it is, it is built round. Houses surrounded it with a well and tap at the centre. The house is in a square shape, having just three entrance and exit.

At the end is a big kitchen for all, with restrooms passages attached to the kitchen, that is were one entrance with exit is.
One is at my door post, that means I will just step out of my self-contain and ball out. The other one is at the other end.
The explanation have do, lets start the tory jare!

Evening time, I just returned from where I went to buy bread against tomorrow, since I don't want to be late for shop.

Voice: who is this downloaded prodigious miscreant, with hydrated mentality lampooned with upgraded stupidity, who shit this shit wey strong pass England economy?

Me: this people don start again.

I just entered my room, locked the door. I don tire to settle case for the yard.

Segun: papa Jayjay, we go run for you, na only you go school for this yard, what of me wey get PHD I nodey use am make noise *with his thick voice, Segun can smoke for African*

Mr. Caleb: make ona no make noise oh, I dey read headlines, if ona wan disturb make ona go outside the yard *man wey sabi, em dey always return early for their house girl Nkitae*

Cynthia: all these married men acting like children, na em make I nofit marry public yard children *yard slay queen, queen of kindness. Her toto sweet pass Amaka own*

Papa Jayjay: I surmise with my cognitive faculty, I envisage a laboratory experimented specie of a nuisance like Cynthia to bombard the wc with shit as strong as English wrecking ball.

Cynthia: wetin bring that one, why you call me .. Ehnn.. Ehnn laboratory shit?

Segun: Cynthia, call your soldier boyfriend make em come beat am for you.

Papa Jayjay: take your unchristened hands off my precious collar, before I descend on you.

Cynthia: beat me na, if no be barrack you go appear.

Mr. Caleb: na wa for this yard oh, Cynthia go wear bra na. Your br*asts dey disvirgin us, biko nu.

Others joined and outside became very noisy, I raised my music up and laid on my bed. And slept off, I haven't even enjoyed the sleep when someone knocked on my door.
I got up and walked to the door opened it, and I saw Smally smiling sheepishly.

She sneaked inside my room, I checked left and right before closing the door.
One small girl like that, that loves d*ck. She always come to my room to watch movie, if I sleep she will ride me.

Smally: uncle, good evening.

Me: evening oh, how you dey?

Smally: I dey, I wan watch film.

Me: oya watch.

I nofit wait again to have her tight kitten on my d*ck oh, I just lie down and started snoring.

TBC...

.
I read every part and it was quite enticing but the use of pidgin English was just too much...Do you have another story I can add to my story list alongside this one?

Father of a million babies, win election finish, all of dem go show face. lol
Wehdone sir.

Thanks op. Honourable talk and do should seek help interpreting this dreams, in other to avoid story that touch.. Each update was fun reading thru...

Okechukwu22:
This is da bomb.... I just can't stop laughing any time I read an episode of this story
Keep it up bro

thank you so much, brotherly *shines teeth*

depumpin:
I want to search you in Facebook what's de name of ur page in Facebook

you will hardly meet up with us, we are entering 101 episodes already, why don't you follow the pace here... than eating four Months meal.. lol, Elstories is the name if you insist.