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Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 1:00pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Could you believe that I bought gifts for a girl, me? Chai! What did I gain? Nothing. Only I love you baby boo, is that what I'm going to eat? Now I regret every of my actions. Prayer point: Lord please deliver me from every simpintom. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by solonubinho(m): 1:03pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
QueeenKKfire: For I have forgiven thee. Go henceforth and simp no more. 20 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Scarfin(m): 1:04pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
QueeenKKfire: Why does your name say Queen? Are u lesbian? or a transexual hermaphrodite male wannabe? 5 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by longetivity(m): 2:03pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Crazy pipu full nairaland o 4 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Andrew13: 2:07pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Nigerians will just learn new word and start misusing it SMH Oh lord you nor get sense op 9 Likes
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Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 3:45pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
solonubinho:thank you sir 3 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 3:57pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
QueeenKKfire: You are forgiven. Go and simp no more. |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 4:03pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
ALEX182:amen |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Faber(m): 4:08pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
QueeenKKfire: With the power vested on me as Nairaland Odumeje...I absolve you from all ur simps in the name of the Almighty God, Amen. You are now a new born Redpiller Sombori shout! Hallelujah! 10 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by ubunja(m): 4:25pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Simposium Simpington Simping is a sin 12 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 5:37pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Faber:Hallelujah |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 5:38pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
ubunja:so correct sir |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by cooooooks(m): 6:19pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Be straightforward. Don't buy gifts with the hope that she will respond in a certain way. Nobody dey your mind. |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 7:40pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
cooooooks:Did they force him to buy gift? Funny guy. 3 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Your missisimping is forgiven go and simp no more |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 7:50pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Chii59:Oh gosh see her mouth for profile She dey practice kiss wey she go give me when we finally meet chai |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 8:47pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
ZINIBANKS: 1 Like |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 9:40pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
ZINIBANKS:simp 2 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 9:41pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
solonubinho:lmfao |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by proclinician: 9:47pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Chii59: Hehe see mouth they use in sucking out people's destiny. 4 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by NLSavage: 10:20pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
proclinician:asin why lol |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by IAmSkinny: 10:27pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Buying a gift for a girl doesn't make you a SIMP, It's your intentions and expectations that make you one |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 10:31pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
IAmSkinny: Smh |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 10:33pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
QueeenKKfire:Who talk to this 1 |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Dreadlock69(m): 10:54pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Redpillers:Master he has simped Unbunja: Who haven't simp before should cast the first stone Unbunja/Simp: Go and simp no more All of us aff mad bayí 2 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by JoshOxborn: 11:39pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Forgiveness is a sin, You this unrepentant and remorseless Premium Simp. *Laughs* Just kidding... |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
proclinician:Just like I sucked yours 1 Like |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by GeneralKoko(m): 12:23am On Aug 18, 2020 |
Andrew13: LMAO � Kuku kill me |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by proclinician: 7:15am On Aug 18, 2020 |
Chii59: Hehehe trust me you can't. My destiny is too corrosive. 3 Likes |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by IAmSkinny: 9:24am On Aug 18, 2020 |
ALEX182:Keep shaking. I'm a core follower of Ubanja and Martinez. No where did they advocate against buying girls gifts. I think we're beginning to take this SIMP thing too extreme. |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by wisethoughts(m): 10:35am On Aug 18, 2020 |
Dreadlock69:Lol |
Re: Oh Lord I Have Simped by Finnese001: 12:12pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
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