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5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:11pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
Nigerian police officers love arresting people unnecessarily. You’ll be amazed when they start listing your offences. If you are confident enough and would love to attract police trouble in Nigeria, try these tricks and don’t say I didn’t tell you initially. Top 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria 1. Claiming Right Or Claiming To Know The Law Try to prove you know the law more than them. Most especially when you tell them you know your rights. When it comes to police, rights take on new meanings. 2. Carrying Laptop In A Backpack Or Just The Backpack Just know that it’s either you part with a huge sum of money or you lavish in the cell for a night. To Nigerian police officers, you’re an internet fraudster. 3. Walking Or Going Outside At Night Buying Suya late at night: Your girlfriend craved for suya and you decided to be the good boyfriend. God help you if police officers decide to raid that night, you’re done for. 4. Having Dread Locks, Tattoo, Or Gold Chains, Or Iphone Once you’re on dreads, you automatically sign for police trouble. To them, dreads means you’re a potential criminal. If you want to add more salt, just tint your dreads to red or green. 5. Using A Benz, Venza, Or Any Sophisticated Car Make sure you are a young guy and your car is above the 2009 model. To police officers, you are a bag of money. Therefore, it’s very easy for them to milk you. Funny enough, when armed robbers are operating in an area, they won’t show up until the robbers are gone. The End!!! So Guys, Add Yours Lets hear from you Drop your comments 149 Likes 15 Shares
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:15pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
Just being alive dey vex them I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest. Na their I burst laff 474 Likes 26 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by blazepascal(m): 10:18pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
if you no bribe dem 4 Likes |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:20pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:26pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:28pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
MejiLoyon: Madddd ooohh ![]() ![]() ![]() Police wey dey arrest goat ![]() Na me talk 96 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Vyzz: 12:09am On Sep 07, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 3:22am On Sep 07, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:59am On Sep 07, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Privatepart00: 12:47pm On Sep 07, 2020 |
Not always about the car you drive . So long you are a young guy and alone in the car , chances of been searched are 99%. If the car is very neat no matter the year of manufacture they will park you. I always encounter them in Enugu- PH expressway. Simply don’t show any signs of been in a hurry . If they find nothing on you, their faces will change. You will still continue the movement. 155 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Timekeeper: 4:08pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
![]() What we have now is federal armed robbers in police clothing.... Licensed armed robbers of the federal government of Nigeria 118 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Toscarel: 4:08pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Nigeria should be amongst the top ten most dangerous places to live in, in the world. Northern Nigeria top five. 45 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by MrNipplesLover(m): 4:08pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
na that number 3 dey vex me pass. as I dey, I like night outings. I know those mumu dey always do their rubbish job at night, that's why I dey always pray make me and an officer no get issue at all. I swear to God the fear of not knowing wetin go happen dey make me pray hard for this not to happen. that's why government needs to approve pocket-sized firearms for some of us in case of emergency defense. for my eyes, police are criminals and I hate crimes with all my heart. 40 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by vhuqnl(m): 4:08pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
My job is to report righteousness post. That fake pastor. I report his post so as to have them hidden. Please join hands with me to report his posts. 30 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Nobody: 4:08pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Stay away from Nigerian women and girls. They have nothing to offer. My Nigerian dad married my European mom and life is good. He warned me against Nigerian women but I didn't listen. Now I'm suffering from it. Nigerian women will wreck you. And those lesbians forming feminism are fake. Any man that support feminism is a Simpleton. Most of them are gays. Only gay men support feminism. You have been warned 94 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by GboyegaD(m): 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Does this imply we should lose hope in the Nigerian Police? 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by rawpadgin(m): 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Being a Nigerian na wahala on it's own 6 Likes |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by justjentle(m): 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Playing loud music in ur car 10 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by WorkTheTalk(m): 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Police officers are human. Right or wrong, always befriend or lobby them, and they will remain your friend. 10 Likes |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by AFULA(m): 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by money121(m): 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by KhingLufem1(m): 4:10pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Jaynom(m): 4:10pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Not just dreadlocks. AFRO sef 4 Likes |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Codes151(m): 4:10pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
MrTAnonymous:stop encouraging such rubbish 6 Likes |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by OgbanjeProphet: 4:10pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Op, you forgot to mention the most important point- DRESSING FINE AND LOOKING GOOD. That's the easiest way to attract nigerian police WAHALA. 49 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Dpsychologist: 4:10pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
In Nigeria if you are even taller than a police man, you will b arrested 95 Likes 10 Shares
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Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by ABCthings: 4:11pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
No. 6 Booking Spaces on Nairaland: All space bookers should be in remand. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by YorubaKinging: 4:11pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
The end is near The devilish Mods of nairaland will keep removing my posts because they don't want you to be aware Because it's the truth and not snakes posts Foolish Mods 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Gamezi(m): 4:11pm On Sep 10, 2020 |
Been a civilian is problem to them too 8 Likes 1 Share |
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