seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

see mouth

Lucrativress:

Convince me here
I went through your name already
I saw where you used derogatory words on someone
That's a turnoff for me,convince me here

where did I used derogatory words? Show it to me

Kelvin3476:
Hahahaha

I didn't write "cum"
Smh wasurdis na

JuIiusmalema:
where did I used derogatory words? Show it to me

Go to the thread you created
2nd Page

Kelvin3476:
Hahahah abeg the joke is 2much for my tummy . Hahahaha as if he can catch the tiniest snake alive

but na true na whee this snake dey , e sure me say another one dey around. may he go there go catch am and become world famous snake rescuer

seborrhic:

My post isn't for your type because you clearly don't know that snake doesn't kill or attack humans and plays a role in the reduction of diseases people like you would never in 4 lifetimes have the brain to understand.
Zoom off,mpi!

You really don’t know what you are saying. A python does kill even though they are not venomous. Pythons constrict their prey causing suffocation and their prey consist of man and animals including their fellow snakes. The only time a python doesn’t attack is when they are not hungry or trying to digest their food.
Do your research before you type things online. I have a vast knowledge in Forestry and wildlife .

RICHSATAN:
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Macgyver1:


I like your writing prowess...

Thanks sir.

jacoik:
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. see how u analyze it

Thanks sir.

Larrykaysail:


what is the meaning of this u need to upgrade ur IQ

You actually need to downgrade yours if it's higher than mine to understand me, sir.

Nairalandwizerd:
if I catch u

Lol, sir.

Adebowalay:
mAddest analyst...hahaha

Thanks, sir.

Hammyaladin:
Chatinent!!!! I swear I de feel you!!!!

Thank you, sir.

DoubleEngine007:
Ur dad get mind o.. For him to have used only cutlass to kill this huge thing.. Even if I was using iron pole,I go still stand far away from where that thing is . I can not cum and let snake fold my legs o

I can also do the same o, because I know that if I didn't hit its head and kill it, it will kill me. My survival instinct will not make me to wait for its attack.

This guy don break record, this is the biggest snake so far in the history of snake threads here on nairaland.

Kelvin3476:
E no matter. Y reject it so fast ?

What's so fast about it? If you're confused about your gender, I'm not please.

That is one huge man eating beast you have there. If this one catch person alone na die.

Lucky you. The snake I'm seeing wouldn't hesitate to swallow any of you guys. But de snake mumu: even if it was able to swallow de jakparing goats, it would still remain there for a day or more so it digests, which still means death.


My advice, sha, is that you guys sell the snake and replace your cushion chairs. I know a guy called lalasticlala; he is an agent, and will definitely get you guys good buyers who will pay well

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

How is he going to catch that big thing

LajaLaba:
Stop destroying the Wildlife!

Shut up ! Make e kill u first ahbi !!

supereagle:
I need the fat please.

"Ora ere".

Daum:
Lala

We call on you

Weytin you do wey mayk bae cook you dis elixir? You giyam bele?

BRATISLAVA:


It's so easy for people to throw around words like unenlightened and uneducated nowadays, especially the people that are actually uneducated and unenlightened.

Tell us if it is wrong to eat meat because you watch national geographic channel. Maybe you didn't watch the documentaries on methane? Or maybe it is more accurate that you are uneducated and unenlightened.

A channel I've watched for over 2 decades, and yet people still eat sharks and whales and snakes. What a small mind you have if you believe everything you watch on TV, and cannot use your brain afterward. If sponsored TV is your education, you must be uneducated and unenlightened.

If you think a little TV will stop people from eating and living as they did years ago you must be joking. You aren't going to give them alternate food thus you are quite ignorant to expect them to stop eating meat available.

Go and work on your human rights first before animal rights. Feed people first before telling them not to eat snakes. Snakes are eaten worldwide. You just want to make noise with your pseudo-education and TV enlightenment. Where are all the pics you've taken and submitted on behalf of Nigerian snakes?.

Bros, you are indeed unenlightened and i will prove it. Firstly, we are not talking of a regular anyday Python, we are talking about a python that grew to this huge size with maybe longevity due to circumstances we don't know about now that its dead. I had your belief and thought process some 20 years ago and i was almost calling in to AIT/Channels (cant remember now) on a TV station where they analized how a construction worker killed a rare antelope that was at the lekki conservation area for food. The rare antelope was brought in from i believe Calabar. I was actually angry at the double standards and how the Presenter and the wildlife conservationist talked about how the construction worker was gainfully employed and how the kids that usually go to the Lekki conservation center will miss "Tunde" or whatever name they gave the antelope. I wanted to know what kids will miss the antelope, the kids endangered everyday selling pure water and kpekere in lagos traffic or those that trek long distances in the desert or ride in overcrowded buses or Canoes. I get it @Brastilava, I equally knew then, the antelope had a better more dignified transportation from Calabar to lagos than the construction worker has going to work everyday in Lagos. So, yes i get it, that is not what i am talking about at all. I am talking about our stupidity and reactive ways of reality without pausing to look at the big picture and always doing things the same way forever. True people all over the world has always gone hunting and used their hunts as food however that has reduced drastically in developed world. People study things now before they even consume and eat them. This snake might have way more benefit than food. Think beyond your stomach and grow my brother. Gorillas are so many in African forests, they kill people and attack farmlands. Its this same channels that studies animals that found out if you encounter a gorilla, you don't have to run cos it will most probably outrun you and still harm you or kill you. All you have to do is lie down or sit down and stay quiet, the gorilla will most times just go on its way, now if youre standing, its direct challenge to the gorilla and you are now confronting the gorilla for all the gorilla babes so guess what you with your lack of education and lack of common sense will get maimed, beaten and in worse case scenarios, killed even and me i know you are just plain stupid and not interested in female gorillas..... you see where your over sabi fit land you now? Imagine, say gorilla panel beat you cos of gorilla babes then the gorilla babe might check out your penis and beat you on top cos of its small size...lol. Stop eating everything as food my broda, na so Covid take start oh.

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

Abeg, explain how u for catch am, if na ur house u see am

Yewandequeen:
This snake can swallow any skinny or mid size somebody its bigggggg


Its the skin for me sha perfect for snake skin short gown

U deserve it.

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

I think you are the ignorant and poorly educated one, not Nigerians. How would they have caught such unexpected visitor without killing it? Maybe you expect the reptile to wait for them to call NatGeo to film it before crawling back into the forest.

Na inside zoo this ones dey live.....

chatinent:
The shoe I am seeing there must be your dad's. That shoe cannot spoil, man. I can see yours under the shoe. There's a brown smell oozing out of it.



I can see your mum's slippers there too. Clearly, she has gone to buy pepper and nchaanwu for this great feast. And I'm sure it's charcoal we cooking with.

You didn't even remove the water bottles for fetching ororo on the sofa.


I'm coming with one jar of overnight tumbo, and some wooden cup..with alligator pepper and ugba.


I can also see that you were the one who carried it home, hence the sachet water nylon lying on the floor you drank when you dropped it.


Is your sister, Titi, my lovely girlfriend around?

Officer mufu ..... You're so good at your job ....hahahahahahaha! You na clown investigator

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

Exactly my thoughts.

seborrhic:
You could have made a lot of money if u hadn't killed that snake.
Catching it and sending the pics alone to NatGeo or conservation groups worldwide would have even earned your dad, family,town and state fame.No joking.
They would have called and done research to find out if it was an endangered species to preserve.
Nigerians are very ignorant and poorly educated when it comes to widelife.

You're quite right bro. In fact, he and his family members would have achieved fame overnight because all those wild life conservation media like Nat Geo, Animal Planet, Love Nature and their likes would definitely come over to do justice to their catch and might probably make them ambassadors in their area.

I believe that opportunity of a lifetime would have tasted far better and longer than killing and eating up this monstrous animal in just few days.

At least, he made Nairaland's front page..

atonement12:
I think you are the ignorant and poorly educated one, not Nigerians. How would they have caught such unexpected visitor without killing it? Maybe you expect the reptile to wait for them to call NatGeo to film it before crawling back into the forest.

Stop the insults abeg! He's only viewing the whole episode from another angle and he shouldn't necessarily belong to your general school of thought. All pythons are non venomous and quite slow. It appears intimidating but can be trapped. Buratai even has a farm in Biu where he rares and handles them.