Thanks everyone for your responses. I was not around in a while that was why I had not responded. The person called me back that same day I posted this topic in the evening hiding his number, what a cowardly act. His speech: " So you have finally made good your threat, you think the police will save you? If you like go to EFCC, nothing will happen, since thats the way u chose to do it!!!"
@enquirydon, there was no need for the abuses, i didnt come to smear or destroy ur business, i said that i got the informtion based on what was posted using ur handle and i called one of the numbers that was given, unfortunately someone picked and started calling with different numbers, At least I expected a better and matured replies from you, mind you am not in Lagos, so we are not competitors, in any case I dont sell accessories, we needed them for our office, All the curses I have already rejected in Jesus name, Amen. I still have the bank tellers with the person's full names. Mega, I will mail you later.I dont have access to be reponding instantly but i will try to respond to logical and non abusive posts.[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

A husband and his blonde wife were in bed asleep. About 2 AM they both awoke to the neighbors dog barking extremely loudly,

After lying there for the next 30 minutes unable to go to sleep, she tells her husband to go do something about the barking dog. He tells her he has tried to tell the dog to be quiet before and the dog always continues to bark!

There's nothing HE can do,

After another 15 minutes of barking, in frustration, the blonde wife retorts,"Well, if you won't do anything, I WILL!"

She jumps out of bed and disappears outside. A few minutes later she is back in bed.

The husband sat up in bed, and still hears the dog barking. He asks, "I thought you said you could fix the barking problem, I still hear him barking!"

She replies, "I DID fix the problem! I tied the dog in OUR yard! LET'S SEE HOW THE NEIGHBORS LIKE THAT!"

A butcher, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will be $6.35," he told the customer.

"That's a good price, but it really is a little too small," said the woman. "Don't you have anything larger?"

Hesitating, but thinking fast, the clerk returned the chicken to the refrigerator, paused a moment, then took it out again.

"This one," he said faintly, " will be $6.65."

The woman paused for a moment, then made her decision,

"You know what," she said, "I'll take both of them!"

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Here is the link to my question

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-83766.0.html

Guys, my friend who is based in europe asked me to enquire if any one would be interested to do car business with him. The person will pay for everything and he will send the vehicle to him/her. He doesnt have much capital, so he will be like a middle man for the buyer and seller. Mostly used cars he could source and provide. Cheers

Please I need help with my outlook 2000 timesheet programming using VB6, Could anyone help me out please? Here is the link to my question

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-83766.0.html

Please could somebody help me out

Hello Guys!
Please I need to program outlook to automatically track time, I need to customize it to be used as a TIMECARD using VB 6. I understand I need to use COM ADD IN, since it has to be updating the data automatically. Can anyone help me out to get started? I would appreciate any help very much.Its a school assignment.

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