Ask God for great strength n beat him blue black, then take him to the hospital and pack out

we wil soon see his posters pasted everywhere! Vote almustapha for governor!

to support the scholarship of the bereaved younger children of the late Fatai Rolling Dollars.
it is clearly stated oh! Bereaved ''younger'' children,not dat his 50years old prodigal son waitin 4 papa to send him to skul!

In many days to come, Maj. Hamza al-Mustapha, former Chief Security Officer to the late Head of State, Gen. Sani Abacha, will have to learn how to live as a free man. Al-Mustapha was appointed Chief Security Officer to the Head of State with a Special Strike Force Unit during Abacha's military regime (November 17, 1993 - June 8, 1998). After about 15 years of incarceration, based on a series of allegations including extra-judicial killings under the regime of the late Abacha, his new found life came on the heels of the judgment of the Court of Appeal, Lagos, which on Friday discharged and acquitted him of the murder of the late Kudirat Abiola. Al-Mustapha's travails, as confirmed by him while testifying during his trial before the Lagos High Court, started soon after his former boss died on June 8, 1998. The former CSO to the Head of State was schemed out of the military politics, which eventually threw up Gen. Abudusalami Abubakar as the new Head of State. Some months after the new government became comfortable on its seat in 1998, al- Mustapha was posted out of the Presidential Villa to Enugu, where he was first accused of being in possession of Abacha's property. Before he was subsequently arraigned for the murder of Kudirat in 1999, he faced a number of panels over series of allegations, one of which was the importation of ammunition from Libya to remove Abubakar as the Head of State. He also faced the Special Investigation Panel set up by former President Olusegun Obasanjo's administration, which succeeded Abubakar's. The investigation of the SIP was what culminated in his arraignment alongside Shofolahan, son of the late Head of State, Mohammed Abacha; Rabo Lawal, a Chief Superintendent of Police, who was the head of the Mobile Police Force Unit in the Presidential Villa. After the case was moved away from the Magistrate's Court, the four men were arraigned before Justice Augustine Adetula Alabi on two counts of murder and conspiracy. Later,the case was then transferred to another judge following al-Mustapha's application that it should be transferred from Justice Ade-Alabi. They were re-arraigned before Justice Dada in 2008.
As the matter dragged on, in a judgment similar to the judgment of the Court of Appeal delivered on Friday, the Supreme Court on July 11, 2002, discharged and acquitted Mohammed Abacha on the basis that no evidence linked him with the alleged crime.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most. —American proverb Money and friendship often does not mix very well. Money and friendship is often like drinking and driving. Money can part the best of friends, and can even sour sibling relationships in some instances. The borrower feels the lender should be more understanding, or even write off the debt entirely for the sake of friendship, especially when the lender seems relatively much better off financially than the borrower, and should be able to afford to do without the amount in question. The lender feels used and being taken for granted. Owing a friend can be awkward, especially when the debt is past due. You start to feel uncomfortable, and start offering excuses even in instances when none is demanded. When you hear the footfalls of your creditor, your heart begins to race, especially when payment is always demanded each time you meet. Soon you begin to avoid each other. Abuse of friendship Borrowing money from a friend is an abuse of friendship. There is an inherent emotional blackmail in the demand – if you love me, you will help, which means if you don’t, then you don’t care. That is subtle manipulation. Often, some friends abuse the privilege of being close to make demands when they know their friend just got paid some money – a bonus, pay rise, an unexpected windfall etc. Suddenly the ‘friend’ comes for a loan, more like his share of the windfall. Some friends borrow with no intent to pay back. They feel the money is one of their fringe benefits from the friendship. You are not in the shoes of the other person, you don’t know where the shoe pinches even when things look rosy on the outside. Even when you know there is a surplus, it is not your prerogative to tell your friend how to spend it. True friendship also means giving the other party freedom to be himself, enjoy himself if need be without having to feel guilty. A friendship where one party has to always lament and confess poverty so as to make the other party feel better is a toxic friendship. People’s Bank In the first instance, one should not have idle funds lying around to play People’s Bank with. By paying yourself first, you put your money to work for you, while you live on what is left. Your
savings should be out there in the money market and any other investment you are good at, working hard for you. This means the money is not available to start with. Let’s assume you have idle funds and your friend comes to you for a loan to start a business. The first question would be; are you equipped to analyse his proposal and business plan (if any?) We are not experienced in analysing business risks. That is the job of banks. They have professionals who do that. It is unfair to ask a friend to risk his funds on a business venture he cannot analyse even if his life depended on it. The
best place to get a loan for business start up is to borrow from your savings or from a bank and not from a friend (unless he truly buys into your idea). Such money often does not come back. The friend is often not bold enough to say “No, your plan is rubbish, I am not ready to risk my money on this”. Rather, he will swallow his apprehension and give his hard earned money, so as to avoid being seen as a dream killer or not wishing his friend well. Lack of forward planning Some people simply do not plan ahead. They operate on a pay as you go basis. Some look for money to borrow to pay maternity hospital bills, you begin to wonder if the baby dropped from the sky. All babies give 9 months notice, enough to plan ahead and get everything ready. You would expect anyone who is not ready to shoulder the responsibility of a new baby to locate the road to the nearest family planning clinic. Some look for money to borrow to pay for school fees for expensive private schools, but the same folks will turn their noses at public schools. When they attempt to carry what is too heavy for them, rather than lighten their load by scaling down, they look for help. When you help with the first term fees, what about second and third terms? Is the help or loan sustainable? Is there any end in sight? Protection from predatory borrowing To protect themselves from predatory borrowing (from friends who will likely not pay back), people adopt two methods. I call the first method the inoculation method. You lend an amount to your friends knowing full well he will default, and as expected, he does. Now here is the kicker, with that bad debt as a barrier, the debtor friend is not bold enough to come ask for another loan, knowing he has not paid back the last one. That first loan acts as inoculation to give immunity to the lender – to protect him from further lending requests, and peace returns to the planet. The debtor friend is forced to go look somewhere else. Mission accomplished. The second method is the gift method. A friend comes to you to ask for a N200, 000 loan, you let her know you don’t have that type of money lying idle, so you chip in N20, 000 as a gift, not to be repaid. If she comes back a second time and end up with another gift, she will get the message. She will either not come back again, or knows full well all she can get is another gift, which she may very well come back for. When the gift reduces in amount each time she returns, that becomes a disincentive to keep asking. Giving with wisdom This is not to say you cannot help a friend in need. We are to help others to the best of our ability. However, it is unwise to help other at the expense of our financial stability. It aircraft safety briefings, you are advised to put on your oxygen mask first in the event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure before you help others. If you are panting for breath yourself, you put both lives in danger. If you are not an expert swimmer, if you attempt to help a drowning man, you will be caught in a death grip which will put both lives in danger. The best thing to do is to call for help. When you keep giving hand outs to a friend or keep funding half baked ideas, you are weakening your friend, not strengthening him. By feeding him fish, you are weakening his drive to learn how to fish. You are helping and abetting
financial illiteracy. If you keep helping long enough, both of you will go down, then he will go look for a new helper to pull down also. We need sound judgement, commonsense and a dose of financial literacy to be able to handle money especially when it comes to helping friends and family. Part of our monthly budget should include giving – tithes, charity, friends and family in need etc. Taking care of our aged parents is a responsibility which is not optional. However, whenever a friend wants to turn you to a bank or Automated Teller Machine, you need to decide which you need most, as money and friendship does not mix very well.

Win Big!!! It's your turn to win a brand new
Mercedes Benz G- wagon, $5m & and an all expense
paid trip to Las-Vegas and Dubai . . . All you have to
do is; kindly list the names of the 5000 people
Jesus fed in the wilderness.....

VIRGINITY is not lack of opportunity.
Virginity is Wisdom.. Every girl has an
opportunity to have sex with any guy. Only a
wise girl would keep hers.. & those who have
lost theirs,you can still be wise & stop
sleeping with every guy who says 'I love you'. What is the guarantee he is going marry you?
Sex is not love. Close your legs, & wait till after
marriage. Devil is using us to break Gods law.
If your boyfriend says no, remember that our
almighty God say yes. My friends, runaway
from sin, & what ever you prayed for will come true. Let be good for once. Mistake
made twice is a choice, not a mistake.
Nothing is sexier than the Pride Of A Woman!

A love letter frm a mechanic to a pepper seller: Hello Girl, I want to write u dis letter.
Becos everyday I saw u opposite with my
workshop.
U saw me & I also saw u everyday. But I hav
wash u 4 a severally time now. The way ur
behaviour is, nor good for me. I want to take u as a good
garlfriend. Because ur beautyfool garl in Dis our
town. So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, I want to
talkto u but u don’t half tym. Dat is y I shouldn’t
came & talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letter, just
phone me & gave me d reply or d answer!
I am doned. Good byeeeeee.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer. Ebubedike. THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Ebu,
I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u wen u saw me
but I shy and I look down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I
kannot left my peppe becus this is where I shop. I want to phone u but i dnt getting cremis so you have to resharge me.
Ur
leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand I
will mit u for backayard.
FROM ur hart,
Bintu

Tired of this Dettol adverts,
children now believe there are
Germs everywhere.. My 4yr old
cousin goes around wit a Dettol
can in his pocket. He sprinkles his
friends b4 playing wit them even his books before reading.. Last
week he took Dettol to church he
almost started annointing pple
claiming that germs may affect
one's prayer... Yesterday my plate
of Rice tasted awful, i took a few spoons b4 i realised my cousin
had poured Dettol in my food to
kill germs... If this my COUSIN
dosn't kill me, who will?

Olamide don coz wahala 4 9ja o,imagine in a church a pastor said d sound system was too loud,d engineer was trying 2 reduce d sound and he asked d pastor SHEY KO WALE, and d whole congregation shouted KO DURO SOKE!!!!!!!..e gbami ninu CHURSHii!!!!!!!.

Brush before eating in the morning and after eating in the night,to kill germs that cause bad breath.
Children like taking sweet,chocolate,bobo,sweet tins in general. Pls make it compulsory for them to rinse there mouth wit water after taking sweet tins,so that the sweet doesnt affect there gum!

its nt a bro or a boy.its my post n am a lady .thank you

whenever you go out,wash your hands when you are bak to kill germs,and when your kids come bak from anywhere always try to wash there hands,when you do it always it becomes an habit.watch out 4 more!

OMG! While i was waitin 4 a friend of my in the garden, a young lady n her boyfriend i guess, were having a very hot arguement. I wasnt hearin d discuss at first but d lady's voice was gettin high n b4 i knw wats up the guy slapped her,then hell was let loose,he told her to either do his bidings or he would get her into trouble! Then i began to tink wat was d biding n wat was d trouble? Still wondern... The lady went on her knees cryn n begging the guy but he wouldnt listen,then he left her and even pushn her dis time. Pple at the park were looking but she didnt care she kept crying on the ground,so i had to go help her up,i told her to stop crying which she did after lot of persuasion.to be contd

1. u have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks
scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a
tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra??
2.U are 6 feet tall,u still com wear 6 inches
high heel shoe...se u wan whisper to God??
3.How can u say 9 inches is still not enough?? is what u hav a vagina or a grave yard??
4.how can dat weave-on be on ur head for
more dan 6 months? ah! aunty, na
pregnancy?
5.U dey skip meals because u de WATCH ur
Weight abi? continue, soon we go WATCH ur funeral.
6.U dey snap inside different type of cars yet
u expect ur man to believe u are not
cheatin..aunty, u be mechanic??
7.U gather different gals picture for ur fone &
yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin.. uncle, u be photographer?
8.U de inside well de die u still dey tell emeka
to return the rope make e go buy cheap
rope.... Na money u go chop or ur life?
9.Something lost, dem
see am for your pocket and you de claim say you no know how it got into your
pocket...your pocket na magneto??
10. he gave u an engagement ring for over
five years,e never marry u, my dear u be lord
of d rings
11.Ur mum caught u wit soup all over ur mouth yet u re still denying dat u didn't near
her pot,ur lips na kitchen rag??
12. U carry ur hand go steal person tin, dem
catch u say na d work of d devil. U b satan
employee?...

A Yoruba lady sat together with 3 White guys
at Sheraton Goodies Bar In Lagos Ikeja,
waiting to be served...
The Barman Came Over To Take Their Orders...
The British Guy said, "Jonny Walker Single"
The American Guy said, "Jack Daniels Single" The French Guy said, "Remmy Martin Single"
The Bar Man Finally Turned To The Lady, and
You Madam?
She Replied, "Kafayatu Abeke, Married".

Your boyfriend wants u 2 meet his family,
when u get there the older brother is ur Ex
boyfriend , the sister is the woman you were
fighting with 4 a man, the mother is the
nurse who begged u not to arbot the child
but u did and the father is the sugar daddy who just bought u a samsung galaxy s4! what will you do or what do u tink wil happen?

dooch: Hello,
Am a guy who dated this lady for 3years. She just completed versity, while am in my final year. A month before she would complete, she started acting strangely. Getting angry at anything that happens. We had a serious quarrel on some issue. We were buying food when she had a call, i tapped her to concentrate on what she was buying, she got angry and shouted at me in public, i didn't react, later when we were going, she raised the topic again, rather blaming me, i also got angry and refuse to take the food. Only for me to realise that she started dating another guy the next day. I apologies and apologies for weeks unending, she said she won't come back anymore and that the guy is making her happy, but quite frankly i did all my best for her. She cheated in me several times and i forgave her. I try my best to please her. I dont know. It quite becoming very difficult to move on. The mum and siblings have talked to her but she won't listen. My mum talk to her she won't also listen. I gave her my all during her first year, financially, emotionally etc. Now, am the one in need of her support and she told me she can't and that she know she is being selfish.I wish her all the best though its painful.

Yeah it is very painful,but trust me thats the best thing to have happend to you. She has bin datin d other Guy 4 a very long tym,she startd quarreln wit you so she can hav a reason to leave you. So, just let it go,a better person is on d way.

i myt be a newbie but dat doesnt make me pathetic, guess what! only sme1 who is pathetic knws a pathetic person.so be nice in your words.

I am a counsellor. I counsel ladies,single or married. I opened this thread so that we can all share our feminine issues. Many ladies are stuck in a relationship which has no meaning,some are victims of inferiority complex,in this thread just be opened. Dnt die in silence.dnt allow dat problem eat the good in you up! Always have it in mind that you are an amiable belle!!!
To the cute dudes out there,you all rock!.bring ur issues so we can sort sort it out together.you can be the best in everything you do by working hard. No responsible girl would want a guy who doesnt have a dream and a goal. Be creative,bring your great ideas to use!! Cheers

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playcharles: Pls don't judge the police too quickly, we all know how stubborn some UNIBEN student can be, let those in authority investigate

Excuse me? has any1 ever told you dat u dnt reason and you are so annoying? if no.u are annoying,get sme reasoning skills 4 a better future.duuuh...!

Ah! Tonto dike has finally *tontoed* herself, yuck!! See her lukn like a statue made by a learner.

el bin manny: excessive use of postinor2 has greatly reduced your sense of reasoning

ewwww.....i dare nt accept that!!

The Senate on Wednesday dropped the controversial African First Ladies' Peace Mission House project when it passed the N259.65bn budget of the Federal Capital Territory for the 2013 fiscal year without approving the N4bn appropriated for it. In February when the budget proposal was brought to the National Assembly, it contained N4bn vote for the construction of the mission house in Abuja, a development that attracted a lot of criticisms from members of the public. The Senate, during the second reading of the bill, questioned the rationale of committing scarce resources to prosecute a less important structure. Civil rights groups and political parties had also berated the Federal Capital Territory Administration for budgeting N4bn for the construction of the building for a non-governmental body headed by the wife of the President, Mrs. Patience Jonathan. They had contended that since the Federal Government had earlier declared the mission as a non- governmental organisation, it would be inappropriate for the same government to spend public funds on it. Presenting the budget report on Wednesday, the Chairman, Senate Committee on FCT, Senator Smart Adeyemi, said, “It is worthy of note that the proposed appropriation for the construction of building for the African First Ladies' Peace Mission has been distributed to meet pressing needs in the area of engineering and satellite towns.” A breakdown of the budget showed that N48.03bn was approved for personnel matters; N49.5bn for overhead; N97.54bn for recurrent expenditure; and N155.66bn as capital expenditure. Adeyemi said the budget was predicated on a projected revenue of N259.698bn with a fiscal surplus of N645,666. He also said that in carrying out its oversight duties, the committee identified critical areas of need for the development of the territory and to ensure improved standard of living for its inhabitants. “Therefore, the committee jostled with the budget estimates, deploying funds to meet areas of critical needs like roads, water, health, education and development of satellite towns within the territory, city maintenance and cleaning, recreational facilities, construction of rehabilitation centres, agriculture, transportation, security services and rehabilitation of the ECOWAS Parliament Building,” he said. After passing the budget, the President of the Senate, David Mark, called on the committee to rise up to its responsibility by discharging its oversight functions effectively. He said the city was dilapidating and receding in its development with traffic congestion and ill maintained streets and gardens depicting the decay. Mark said, “There is a lot of traffic congestion. The streets are not being kept in very good condition; the gardens and the lawns are not being maintained; I think there are a lot of areas where the city has to work very well. “This is where we have to implore your oversight functions. It is our responsibility to ensure that things work properly.”

sempe is when you are toasting a lady 4 over 2hrs while walking and a guy parks near you with his posh car and speaks wit her 4 few seconds n she enters his car
Sempe is when you are busy testing groundnut from d seller,then a young gal comes to buy all the groundnut.*sempe of life*
Add urs pls

ewwwwww,boredom of life! ewwwwww,boredom of life!

in my village a catholic church was expecting a Rev.father from a foreign country,so the priest decided to teach his members the response they were to give to the Rev. Father. The priest told them to say 'and with you too' to any statement d rev father makes. Wen d Rev.fada came he said
Rev father: may d peace of God be with you all
Congregation: and with you too,
Rev. Father: it is well with you all
Congregation: and with you too!!
while he was talking the microphne stopd workin.few seconds later the mic started workin not known dis the rev. Father said
Rev. Father:something terrible is wrong with this microphone
Congregation: and with you too!!!! :Din my village a catholic church was expecting a Rev.father from a foreign country,so the priest decided to teach his members the response they were to give to the Rev. Father. The priest told them to say 'and with you too' to any statement d rev father makes. Wen d Rev.fada came he said
Rev father: may d peace of God be with you all
Congregation: and with you too,
Rev. Father: it is well with you all
Congregation: and with you too!!
while he was talking the microphne stopd workin.few seconds later the mic started workin not known dis the rev. Father said
Rev. Father:something terrible is wrong with this microphone
Congregation: and with you too!!!!
The reverend father fainted!