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Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Ogun Fun Seeker Drowns In Hotel Pool by PrickGetShoulder(m): 12:54pm On Oct 10
nedekid:

Them don land. Awon conspiracy theorist. Someone cannot die without one story of fowl play or cover up behind it.
Nigga die it! You dey jonze?
Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Ogun Fun Seeker Drowns In Hotel Pool by PrickGetShoulder(m): 6:51am On Oct 10
When that man was murdered at Ile-ife, hotel staff first denied that he didn't lodge there. After a little more digging, they said he had already checkedout(left the hotel).
Until the police discovered through the help of his wife that the owner of the hotel killed and buried the man.
They should do more digging please.

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Crime / Re: 20-Year-Old Ogun Fun Seeker Drowns In Hotel Pool by PrickGetShoulder(m): 6:38am On Oct 10
The news is sketchy. Something else happened.


"Something like that happened last week. The young man went to swim but didn’t even know how to swim. He was part of those who lodged at the hotel. He didn’t know how to swim and didn’t tell anyone he wanted to go and swim. Nobody was aware he wanted to swim. It’s when they noticed he was struggling to swim that they quickly took him out of the pool and rescued him"

They rescued him? How did he end up as DOA?
What's the depth of the pool that can drown a 20 year old that he couldn't scream for help?
Many questions because this excuse of him drowning because he's drunk doesn't hold water imo.
If they do a lot more digging, they just might find out he's murdered just like how it happened in Ile-ife few years ago.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: SA Defies SADC On AFDB, Nominates Own Candidate To Replace Adesina by PrickGetShoulder(m): 2:57pm On Oct 08
No support any Southy candidate ooo. See how their government reacts to xenophobic attacks against Nigerians and use it as a reason not to support any candidate coming from there.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Needs More Time To Settle Down- Ex-Kogi Speaker by PrickGetShoulder(m): 4:14pm On Sep 30
Settle down? Tinubu wan marry wife?

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Politics / Re: Do You Enjoy 20 Hours Of Light In Your Area? by PrickGetShoulder(m): 12:43pm On Sep 30
Wallahi na suffer we dey suffer here.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Wanted Kingpins, Intercepts Illegal Consignments by PrickGetShoulder(m): 5:34pm On Sep 29
Loud follow too?
Romance / Re: List Of Nigerian Private Universities To Avoid With Your Life! by PrickGetShoulder(m): 4:20am On Sep 29
Lifestone:

If hand touch you, you and your people will be crying.This is not fair comment, it's a strategy to demarket these Universities. Like the case of Erisco tomatoes, you will soon be arrested and jailed. I wonder why this thread has not been deleted.market your products and leave other people's business. Why is that so difficult to understand
Babcock is a Church based University which adheres to the tenet of their faith in what they do. As for Covenant University, there are no such rules as you claimed.
Na threats you wan use stop person from dropping opinion? Na Tinubu fit you.
Romance / Re: My 21 Days Smoke Fast Challenge. Quit the Addiction! by PrickGetShoulder(m): 5:32am On Sep 28
CandyOps:
DECLARATIONS.


"I, CandyOps solemnly affirm that I've made up my mind to quit smoking weed"

"I no longer identify as a smoker .. at least for the next 21 Days. From now, I identify as a non-smoker."

That is for 3 weeks.


This is my offer to the universe, myself & the Almighty Creator:
You, Candy never ready to quit. If you really want quit you nogo need all this.

"I, Candy offer to quit smoking weed, loud and marijuana for 3 weeks for the first time in 7 years."

"7 years is not 7 days. Neither is it 7 months nor weeks. So you understand the gravity of my offer and how much this means to me"

"For you said if I ask anything of you and is willing to put in the equivalent exchange value that you'll provide"

"I offer up my addiction to weed." 🙏
"I present you a habit I've been hooked on for almost a decade of my life in exchange for 3 gifts and even more according to your abundance, dear Great Creator."


"I lay down before your altar my short term highs and the unmerited dopamine hits I get when the feeling takes over me. I completely say No to smoking today while I beg you to reward my efforts by:

1. Rejuvenate my lung cells and make them heal from the scars I've put them through already.

2. Whenever I get bored & the urge to roll up some joint takes over me.. direct my mind to hit the gym or get down and give you 30 pushups on the spot, great God.

3. Make we strong to withstand the deadly calls of withdrawals. Direct me to seek mental climax from the works of my hand.

Lead me to the path of redemption where my mental high doesn't rely on Cannabis or THC

... For I know you bless accordingly and you ALWAYS grant me wisdom, knowledge & opportunities whenever I am in tune with you.

Finally... Let help me desensitize my body of porn & THC.. plus other alcoholic poisons so I can become anew mentally, physically and subconsciously...

Give me the strength and fortitude to withstand the waves of nightmares, irritability, anxiety and stress that comes with this cleansing process.

I expect a boost in testestorone, a boost in work productivity, a little body mass gains 💪

Mental clarity and better lung capacity.
The blessings and benefits far outweigh the short term pleasures... Because with the short term pleasures comes long term suffering.


As I go to war with my demons in other to become stronger. Help me not get over my head when the results begins to manifest positively in other areas of my life."


You, Candy never ready to quit obviously. If you don ready, you nogo need all this.
Romance / Re: Should I Start Smoking Weed? by PrickGetShoulder(m): 5:30am On Sep 28
Igbeaux na cult. If you enter am you no fit comot.


Well for real I wouldn't advise you to do it, continue with your "boring" life because if you get addicted you wouldn't love it.
There's also the reason why it's called the gateway drug.
Stay safe!
Fashion / Re: A Must Read To All Bleachers by PrickGetShoulder(m): 3:25am On Mar 25, 2020
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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by PrickGetShoulder(m): 3:50pm On Feb 26, 2020
JoGray:
Yam porridge
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Celebrates 25th Birthday Today - Shares Pictures by PrickGetShoulder(m): 3:36am On Dec 20, 2019
DavidTariq96:
oga Sidon there dey calculate anoda age wey dey out there de make money...
Oshe Age minister
Alright David.
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Celebrates 25th Birthday Today - Shares Pictures by PrickGetShoulder(m): 9:49am On Dec 19, 2019
He's 25 years old and he finished his National Diploma in 2011. That means he entered the Polytechnic when he's 15 years old.
Issalright sha.

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Politics / Re: Broadcast Stations To Pay N5m Fine For Hate Speech, Inciting Comments - FG by PrickGetShoulder(m): 10:18pm On Oct 11, 2019
UdechiHD:
This wonderful gesture should be extended to hate filled sites such as nairaland and not just radio stations.
I'm sorry to say this but your head isn't correct.
God bless.

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Politics / Re: Broadcast Stations To Pay N5m Fine For Hate Speech, Inciting Comments - FG by PrickGetShoulder(m): 10:13pm On Oct 11, 2019
You can drop your hateful comments and finish it with love. Eg;
This government has been silly with their laws.
They disobey court orders and the President is a tribal bigot.



I say the above with love. cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Declares ‘Operation Zero Potholes’ In Abia State by PrickGetShoulder(m): 11:56am On Oct 10, 2019
Sonnobax15:
Are you an abian??
Why is this up for question?
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Declares ‘Operation Zero Potholes’ In Abia State by PrickGetShoulder(m): 10:25am On Oct 09, 2019
Sonnobax15:
See better governor...unlike that big lip okowa of delta state whose agenda is *operation kill them all with pot holes*..
There are no roads in Abia State bro.

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Declares ‘Operation Zero Potholes’ In Abia State by PrickGetShoulder(m): 10:24am On Oct 09, 2019
The most foolish governor in the South.

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Politics / Re: Bisi Fayemi Says She Was Sexually Harassed In The University by PrickGetShoulder(m): 12:20pm On Oct 08, 2019
IamPatriotic:
She dey mad! Bloody murderer, who ask her? I hope she's aware that her husband is currently harassing Ekiti people both physically, mentally and emotionally?
God will bless you for this.
This lady sees this as a game obviously. She has to come out to speak after the BBC doc so she'll be seen as one and celebrated.
It's shocking that she's got NGOs that cater for women welfare and she's not touched this part of sexual harassment. Her head no correct.
Bloody murderer. She had to come in so as to make people see her as a vulnerable person despite the fact that she killed students.
Na God go punish am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AZ Alkmaar Vs Manchester United : Europa League (0 - 0) On 3rd October 2019 by PrickGetShoulder(m): 5:51pm On Oct 03, 2019
GREATESTPIANIST:
from ur name, your the one that lacks sense, keep scamming ppl, u won't live long, can't u see how frustrated u are, senseless thief
Get your spellings and punctuations right before coming at me dear. kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AZ Alkmaar Vs Manchester United : Europa League (0 - 0) On 3rd October 2019 by PrickGetShoulder(m): 5:39pm On Oct 03, 2019
GREATESTPIANIST:
one Yahoo goat spotted, u will shit that money u are stealing, u will see, thief
Lmao. You wish.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AZ Alkmaar Vs Manchester United : Europa League (0 - 0) On 3rd October 2019 by PrickGetShoulder(m): 5:38pm On Oct 03, 2019
GREATESTPIANIST:
What is wrong is wrong, I even expect you to concur with me since u are out of it, it looks like u might go BK to it if other things don't work out, just remember my words, it's a cursed money or fortune, u can't live long if u engage in such, and there's no time to blame any government, start working it out....God go surely bless the handwork
Like I said you don't have sense.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AZ Alkmaar Vs Manchester United : Europa League (0 - 0) On 3rd October 2019 by PrickGetShoulder(m): 5:31pm On Oct 03, 2019
GREATESTPIANIST:
If you are reading this, and you are a Yahoo Yahoo or scam guy, or 419 etc , please know that you are doomed for life...... That money u HV stolen or acquired illegitimately, u can't enjoy it, gbagbe......... U are only heaping curses on ur head.....so quit such life, retrace ur steps BK to God and engage in decent work, God will surely bless ur handwork if he sees ur heart
You don't have sense at all.
Tinubu and the likes that have swindled Nigeria and its citizens are suffering abi?
You come up with senseless talk just to garner likes. Na una wey go close mouth if the "cursed" money dey reach your side.
Fokof.



Ole consistently showing how bad he is. Paul wasn't fully fit and you risked him in two matches, playing full time in both.
United needs tobe bought by Qatari spenders and need a coach like Jose who doesn't mince words not this asslicking Ole.

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Romance / Re: Rophynol: Another Drug Menace by PrickGetShoulder(m): 12:52am On Sep 27, 2019
vickyhow:


Spanish is for another mission,which is far from supposed rape bro, i knw itz costly

where i fit qet am?
From coded pharmacies.
Romance / Re: Rophynol: Another Drug Menace by PrickGetShoulder(m): 11:28pm On Sep 25, 2019
vickyhow:


Hw u take know
the barney dey form for me !
u knw where i fit qet "spanish fly" too?
What you want to do is rape. It isn't good.
You can go to any ashawo house go blow.
Spanish fly cost too. 2k upwards.
No reason to drug anybody before you Bleep am.

Udo.

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Romance / Re: Funniest Monikers On Nairaland by PrickGetShoulder(m): 10:43pm On Dec 27, 2016
vicstar:
• prickgetshoulder
penisinpenisout tops the chart for me grin •°•


grin grin
Romance / Re: Funniest Monikers On Nairaland by PrickGetShoulder(m): 10:43pm On Dec 27, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Hahaha ur dp sef depicts it grin

Yes o! How you see am grin
Romance / Re: Funniest Monikers On Nairaland by PrickGetShoulder(m): 10:42pm On Dec 27, 2016
Jarizod:


Hailings Mr prickgetshoulder grin

Hailings Oga. I fall for your kondo O! grin cheesy
Romance / Re: Funniest Monikers On Nairaland by PrickGetShoulder(m): 10:40pm On Dec 27, 2016
BrooklynTheBully:


cheesy grin




Lol, Weyrey grin

You sef. Baba werey grin
Romance / Re: Funniest Monikers On Nairaland by PrickGetShoulder(m): 9:57pm On Dec 27, 2016
BrooklynTheBully:
1. Prickgetshoulder

2. Fucktoto

3. Madcow1

4. Lastmumu

5. Smellymouth

6. Dîldo.... cheesy


grin grin grin Check my dp for proof that prick get shoulder.

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