Progress62:

i no be money. no cash me

Na Y u no go shursh...?

Progress62:

Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha
this is ridiculous
do such human still exist?

U o go church abi?.. If I cash U

sp749513:
You can call me names,yes i deserve them but you don't you dare insult my wife and daughter you fool.

They are not the cause of your misfortune in life.

Don't provoke me oh.

Sorry bro..just forgive me as you forgave your wife...abi na only women u dey forgive? : ...apologies once again...I hereby withdraw my earlier contribution which u may have perceived obnoxious, scurrilous, toxic and defamatory.... God will see you through your challenges and seal your lips with smiles once again.

U still love her
You
Her
Snatcher
Prison
In-laws
Are all stupid except your little daughter
Though theire,s is a high probability that she may still grow to be stupid too

iLegendd:


You're right. When it comes to relationship, money is not everything, but wisdom and time are. Sadly, time is money.

Am I wrong?

As the court pleases. Respect!

iLegendd:


I'll be honored to pick your call as long as at the end of the call, it fetches money. #Smile.

Business minded 24/7.

Mmmmh.....but u taught us wise one,that money is noteverythng wise one

The baba legend...na one of ur boys oo....I go call u tomorrow. L

Bang ur mothers husband in retaliation ...

mmmh...for this sweet world wey mad people dey look both sides wella before crossing the road..even nollywood ghosts seff dey watch main road b4 dem cross, mek car no kill them . Na im u wey dey sane wan kill ur seff.. Bros I no go tell u no kill urseff..if u rish bro...greet my mentor, Dim Odumegwu Chukwuemeka Ojukwu(Eze ndi Igbo)..tell him that no of careless deaths now have outnumbered what was recorded during the civil war. Greet Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe also, tell Azi that the independence risked their life for is now bastardized by stupid politicians whose wickedness is forcing u now to pay them early visit... Greet baba Awolowo the great man, tell him that people wey dey sell rat poison for naija are now mega millionaires owing to constant suicide,just as u are trying to do. Tell them say we don't see nwiii for this country... Remember to take ur toiletries and other things u may need bro. As for Satan, cos I no say u go meet him if you kill urseff, tell am say Baba God go see us through, he,s just wasting his time
Chaii..we will miss u bro...no wahala..since u say na how u want am..till we meet again bro...aurevoirrr

Two of ur exes?..a student ....
Go to court...justice will also become ur ex....
A smart lawyer will argue that she didn't say rest in peace dead man
Bydway, see the kind of cocoanut head ur dealing with..see what she's writing ..."what a great lost"...mtchewww....o' boy focus on ur studies..engage in some huzzles, make some cash and ameliorate the heavy burdens for ur parents who are struggling day and night, starving themselves to train u in this peculiar country with horrible economic atmospheric temperature..

johnmartus:
I lived among igbos for a complete 5years. None of this parent name their son ojukwu.

HOW MANY YORUBAS NAMED THEIR SONS AWOLOWO.....mbe

Beckysexy:
Money is really good o
I hope to meet Emoney one day ....

He's one of my mentors

Its well bro..if u don't meet him now..u,ll definitely meet him on the last day during resurrection..when the righteous shall be ruptured...

O boy which kind 6packs be this wey dey front and sideways :

ola33t:






He should unfvck her back till day break. That should settle the whole issue.

After enjoying being straffed all night, moaning and releasing, inside a well furnished room with AC, you were still expecting to get paid for all the services the guy rendered. Why are some people that selfish? You shared the pleasure, the pay should be shared too.


But he's so nice enough not to have drugged you or strangled you to death. People like Gracious David-West are still very much around, you may be lucky to come across one soon, by then you won't even have to worry about the stress, of asking for money after service.

Ola33t..ola333t..how many times I call u?..flesh an blood did not reveal this to U

Chaii..if you be guy and you never come close to baba legend..ur. Life has a loophole.. He is a professor... Wise one I greet You..

Men own go be
How to grow that dik

How to last 10hrs in bed

No clear cut measures on how to even identify the so called non iodized salt

speerechual:


Thank you bro. I am a phone technician and I have my own shop. I learnt the trade while waiting for admission into the university and I was also using it to cater for some of my needs while I was still schooling.

Oh that's good..well my brother the truth their is; few gals out there are ready to inflict and kill any man who permits them,with high Bp and partial stroke..mmh..u need to learn about the female psychology... Find a way to PM me..When u learn how a lady's mind work, u can always dance along with her..
Now a tip of the icebergs; women hate with passion, men who take permission from them before they can be happy. They will hate you as Muhammadu Buha** the moment u become emotionally dependent on them...The moment u begin to showcase her some goodbad boys behavior now, U,ll instantly drive out the woman in her.
OK just try this simple trick..if u can't lay hand on any babe,whether fine or ugly to flaunt in her face. When next U come around her, just pretend that U,ve moved on happily with ur life. Don't ask her any question about who she has slept with.. Occasionally, shift aside with ur phone; u can even make a fake call to a girl which she will notice. This will make her to begin to see you as an object of value that she will need to work for. All these are mental tricks that will set her brain on roller coaster. BEFORE U CAN SAY LAI MOHAMMED BRO; THE HUNTER HAS BECOME THE HUNTEE.

Then avoid gals answering Favor,Cinderella,Queen,Tracy,..

Bros took true; when last did u send money to ur aged Parents at village who struggled to train U. Perhaps ,its their hard earned stipend u ,ve been magnanimously lavishing on the gal. Good a thing ur now entering the labor market. I believe ur reasoning faculty will soon reboot to its factory setting.

Just advicing U like an elder brother though.

U said somewhere that U are suspecting her..ofcos u know that an accused is presumed to be innocent,until proven guilty by a competent court of jurisdiction. Besides,all u have casted are mere speculations

As a matter of fact..pretend that U want to upgrade her in her petty trade by taking stock. Therein you can separate her profit from capital and perhaps olosho proceeds(If any)

Okay...but have you asked him what will happen to you if he dies tomorrow?

pocohantas:
1. We are somebody's girlfriend, we would respond to our boyfriend first. Then when he says "bae, brb". We can na use you as relief.

But the guy chatting U is also another girl's boyfriend

Even Nigerians seff in Nigeria here need urgent evacuation out of Naija...Which Xenophobia pass this ones wey our politicians dey use $40m dey buy jewelry while vibrant intelligent graduates are roaming the streets hopelessly.

Shibaraba:
My guy Fred Don dey southy dey form instagram big boy for over 10 years. Drive better cars, give solid give aways,party with pataless ladies, drink plenty Henessey and Moet. Everyone dey wonder why he no gree come house. Na we the inner caucus know say Chingbain no dey fred hand. All na wash.

Thank God for xenophobia. Fred is finally coming home. He can now comfortable give everyone lamba say them burn him showroom,Burn him house, burn him companies,burn him investments even burn him account balance inside bank.


Welcome Fred. Only say I no get money for Henessey.


Agbo Jedi right now...

so na U dey for village the dey do Fred this thing...ur happy now

darecool:
The #5000 upkeep thing is outdated joo. How can 5k d be enough for the upkeep of a child in 30days

U are right,but the issue is that Nigeria still has no constitution yet. They are still using outdated military decrees that were manufactured several decades ago.

Ebube Agu Na Eche kwanu Agu ooo

He is a serial paedophilic rapist...ur asking how,abi? ...look at his rearranged dental architectural framework,evidenced by his knocked out tooth that wanted to look like an open teeth.. This he acquired from series of jungle justices he acquired during his unfortunate, unsuccessful child sexual abuses.

Is it madness that caused the konji

A)They Vaseline crew members will paint the walls yellow with their semen
B)Several head injuries and skeletal fractures because bathrooms will be very slippery after crew members might have spilled their products on the floor
C) Increased cases of compromised vision and sight among crew members
D)Severe dehydration which can lead to hypovolaemic shock due to increased expulsion of semen
E)Some crew members may even develop alopecia(hair loss)