Lmao!!!! My kind of life

lekkie073:
If minaj own na anaconda.....


Anita own na hippopotamus. ...

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!

ronald4lif:
Stale. I don't get it when guys claims women deceived them with make-ups. A pretty woman is pretty and can be detected even with the make-up on, and same for the not so pretty ones. Anyone who couldn't tell lacks good sense of judgment and should take the blame squarely and lick their wounds.

bros not anymore... i am a girl and i can tell you the make up game is fatal.... prolly you have not seen life transforming make up before... have you seen contouring before??!!...don't underestimate what make up can do these days... you can be pretty these days with a professional make-up

princeonx:
From pre-wedding pictures to now pre-birthday pictures?

Soon we will start seeing pre-picture pictures

lmao!!!... that is funny

oluyemisee:
I use a very cute small pot to cook my indomie,eat it frm d put to save a plate

lmao!!! I like the way you reason

IdiAmin1:
Honestly, I won't believe this rape case until proven in a court of law.

NAIJA girls are "deadlier" than snakes even a 16yrs old.

I have a close friend who was once set up for rape by a girl after they had a good session in bed.

I was surprised to hear that because as mischievous undergraduates, we gave ourselves view of such actions of which the guy did. We watched the whole action from the first minute to the end but if you see the way that girl was telling the story and crying, one would easily believe her. Some girls are evil so guys beware.

lmao! This is hilarious man.... this is a dog eat dog situation i suppose, You guys were peeping at them romping? Oh lol, its sort of balanced to me, you guys got to watch and she got to lie

nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!!

lmao!!!!! The irony of life.... those who have the wealth are humble and down to earth, those who dont have pretend to do.... i hope your neices strike a balance in the garri drinking. Oh lol

This is inspiring...... and i know its the beginning of a great story for you. Keep it up mate

Beautiful peice... just beautiful!!!!

Folksyharry:
that is the houseboy severance pay

lmao! Epic

chiefololade:

Too much of Nollywood movie is not good for the brain

rotfl !!!!!!

Rotfl!!! Oh waow...everything got me, especially the flying cockroach ish,well I agree with you, but this should be for some ladies,prolly 75%,some of us who were tomboyish growing up kill our own roaches,open our own doors e.t.c.lol, I'm probably only guilty of the instant reaction to sound...but the other points,nah

What cracked me up real was the part where she said "God why me". TF!?!? Did you tell God when you was going to get some some? This story should be void of that statement, you were an adult who gave full consent. There is nothing that speaks louder than irresponsibility than someone blaming every other person, deity or factor rather than themselves.I'm not hating or anything...but ca'man! I'd have been inspired if you shared with us what positive changes the child has brought to your life et al. Its all good tho, congratulations

arewatech:
RideForBuhari. Your son is getting the top job next tomorrow, you've every reason to celebrate.

Proudly from Katsina State.

God Bless the Nigeria.

As for the haters, jump into the Lagoon. Meanwhile, me and friends on our way to Abuja

errrr, I'd like to think that he represents all of us, not just katsina...

Kingscee:
bitches everywhere seeking for attention

I know its not me your calling a bitch, people like you are the very rot of the soceity, nothing constructive comes out of your mouth,you're trying to sound tough? Better behave like you your mother groomed you well

sonOfLucifer:

I like you.

lol, danke. Buh son of lucifer? That gives me chills

Well, I stay in the east, and we have petrol, but there isn't power supply...every one is hit big time, as for the frustration...even my generator experienced it yesterday, it stopped coming on after running for days, my mom was lamenting about her soups that will get spoilt cos there was no light. My consolation is that we are nigerians and we'll weather this storm also.

KingTom:
That said, Thunder will kiss the nyash of the Frog eyed Minister

lmao!...that's wicked!

babyosisi:
Next time he will start asking us if he is a man

lol, mama be nice, he is in a dilenma

Lol, nde obodo oyibo, your getting worked up for what I think is so not important, honestly at least half of us here don't have an idea of all you wrote. If its an issue for you ask your parents about it.lol, but na you go find trouble dey look for wetin no dey missing.

I'm ibo and I don't know what this writing system is about , I initiall thought it was chinese

I'm not a relationship expert but let me point out the first thing that set off the alarm in my head.....you met her in december and proposed by january,I don't think that's enough time to know someone you intend to spend a lifetime with, this experience you've had finding out about her past should turn u somewhat into a detective, if its truly love and not infatuation, find out everything you can about her,be sure of who she is, so that you don't rush and get hitched and then other mysteries start to unfold. Love with your heart, think with your head....most people do it the other way round.oh my, my response is almost as long as your story.lol

The reason why its not advisable to work in a beer /cigarette company is its wrong to give to someone what u don't take, and I think its somewhere in the bible where people who pass the bottle (sell drinks) are cursed.condom company...yeah, some married people use protection, guest houses/hotels...it might pollute you.my dad was one of the managers in a popular brewing company, when he got born again,God told him expressly to quit the brewery. P.s no one should attack me on this...everyone has an opinion

Lol...ashewo dolphins. Jus kidding. I wish sharks can be nice like dolphins

It looks refreshing bruv, I think it creative too....the typical nigerian would just do the usual, garri + sugar+ water and if times are good maybe milk, but soya milk...that's a good one. P.S don't mind all the negative comments,the hot weather is leaving people grumpy and mean.

Yungwizzzy:
Very ugly Boy eating dysentery dey form posh 4 here






*But this tea tastes like alomo*

if your able to create a human from scratch I'd understand your reason for calling someone ugly, but if you can't....you best not castigate.

And yet the beautigul ones are not yet born! No 1 is no 1 for a reason!..she's the most beautiful

alterswerve:


'Querida' means 'dear' not 'darling.' I use it like 'Dear friend.. Querida amiga' when writing letters to my friends in S.America.. Just sayin

you know how the meaning of words differ ba?, where I came across querida it meant "darling".. Thank you for your own info tho

nuttyhnic:


I scrolled down this page waiting to see an ex biu student like myself and here you are. HELLO

EJiro!!!!!!!! Lol, hi...

Lol, being an ex BIU student, upon resumption, during one of our tuesday evening chapel service, they invited the first lady (laurie Idahosa) to speak on something, as soon as she mounted the podium, I said rather out loud "OMG she is white".lol, but over time I admired how she was able to blend in and adapt effortlessly.

Lmao! Damn...my brother and I were born on thursday, the predictions are more for me. The other 3 members of my family were born on sunday, read it out to my mom and she agreed it was at least 95% accurate!. Waow

Miss AIT? Really?? This Beauty contest thing is loosing value,every organization is holding it, its also affecting the girls wrongly, all we aspire to be are beauty queens...how about we introduce competitions intellectually compelling. *sigh* what is her job description supposed to be? Heading AIT for a year?. This just doesn't gel with me