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I beg who send them , I thinks most people have been on twitter ever , who band who?

sharpden:


https://todaypoliticsng.com/breaking-nigeria-lifts-twitter-ban/

Joker of the century

Randal:
Lai

I heard that the blackmailer try to blackmail her $100k ,she ignored the blackmailer and took the shame , she used the money she supposed give the blackmailer to buy herself RM wristwatch

Mogajunior:

Though I can't applaud Tiwa's act but Let her live her life. Na konji she kill, she no kill person.

envoymedia:
Members of Nigerian entertainment industry under the aegis of Ambassadors of Voice for Change, visited Presidential aide, Femi Adesina at his office today, IgbereTV reports.

Femi Adesina shared the photos of the visit on Facebook with the caption;



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=418458532975040&id=100044326904709

Politics rally done start , mumu dey disguise.........

oil dey your head ✨✨✨✨

NwaAmaikpe:





Sai Baba now and forever.
Our darling daddy has shown the world that Jack is not his mate.

This Twitter ban will bring more foreign investors to our great country because they are sure that our government can speedily implement declarations.

This Twitter ban has further built my confidence in our darling daddy.
He is a man of his words, in less than 24 hours of declaring the suspension of Twitter's operations in Nigeria, all Telcos have complied and the ban implemented.
Even the Attorney General has cooked up a law for offenders.

But it is not fair that CBN is yet to comply with our darling daddy's declaration of 2015 when he said that as President he will make $1= N1.

It is also not fair that the army is yet to comply with the FG's declaration of Boko Haram being technically defeated.
Our Attorney General should please pass a law that incriminates anyone; bank or individual who exchanges dollars above 1Naira.

Because the speed used in implementing one decree should be the same speed used in implementing other fictitious declarations.

Thanks you ...

WiszyFraud:
Sometimes when your tyre bursts and you’re on high speed, the first instinct in your mind will be to panic and apply brake. But this can be really dangerous.

So train your mind to be calm in such a situation and try the following steps;


1. Don’t panic

2. Don’t apply brake; you’ll tumble

3. Switch your hazard lights on

4. Release the accelerator gradually

5. Keep car going straight; don’t steer

6. Let car gradually stop; don’t match brake!


#SafetyFirst

Its time for camping .... Them thinks say SORO SOKE GENERATION no WISE , our eyes done CLEAR...

Lanrelagboi:


https://guardian.ng/news/lagos-government-upgrades-56-roads-others-on-the-island/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

to me , kindly let him complete his tenure, so another fresh zone can enter, but not norths , and if he no complete his tenure, north them will still be in power , which is there plans from the day one of his ambition .....

Le124:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/12/pdp-reps-demand-impeachment-of-buhari/

how many people them want to massacre? This time in FELA voice

lalasticlala:


https://twitter.com/LagosPoliceng/status/1335610981272137734

its be like say they want to dey tell us another stories again ooooooo

Ebunoluwa2020:
*STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE*

*OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT*

*FG COMMENCES N30,000 GRANTS FOR TAXI, BUS, OKADA, KEKE NAPEP, UBER, BOLT DRIVERS, & CART PUSHERS*

*Survival Fund scheme to benefit 4500 Nigerians per state and FCT
*Payment to Artisans & Payroll Support beneficiaries ongoing
*207,319 beneficiaries drawn from 35,837 businesses paid under Payroll Support
*59,000 verified artisans have been paid in 23 states and the FCT
As the implementation of its Economic Sustainability Plan, ESP, continues, and in furtherance of its commitment to support small businesses to cushion the economic effects of the COVID-19 pandemic, the Federal Government has also launched the transport support track under its MSME Survival Fund schemes for artisans and transporters.

The launch of the transport track last Monday follows the successful take-off of the Artisans’ Support track on October 1st. While the Artisans track is under the Survival Fund, the Transport track is a different scheme also under the Fund.

While verified Artisans have started receiving the N30,000 one-time grants, Nigerians operating in the transport business – including Rideshare drivers (Uber, Bolt, etc.), Taxi drivers, Bus drivers, Keke Napep riders, Okada riders, cart pushers etc., now have the opportunity to benefit from the scheme.

The Artisan track is being implemented in three streams, and as of November 25, a total number of 59,000 individual Artisan beneficiaries have been paid across 24 states in Stream 1 and Stream 2 States.

They include FCT, Lagos, Ekiti, Kaduna, Borno, Kano, Bauchi, Anambra, Abia, Rivers, Plateau, Delta, Taraba, Adamawa, Bayelsa, Edo, Ogun, Ondo, Katsina, Kebbi, Kogi, Kwara, Enugu, Ebonyi.

While the verification process for artisans under Stream 3 states commenced on Monday, November 30. Stream 3 states comprise Akwa-Ibom, Cross-River, Zamfara, Yobe, Sokoto, Nasarawa, Niger, Imo, Oyo, Osun, Jigawa, Gombe and Benue.

Similarly, payment to beneficiaries under the Payroll Support scheme for different categories of MSMEs, ranging from education, hospitality to other sectors, has since commenced.

The payroll support scheme, which is designed to support vulnerable MSMEs, targets supporting 500,000 beneficiaries with payment of up to N50,000 per employee for a period of three months, starting from October. The disbursements to approved Payroll Support beneficiaries commenced on 17th November 2020.

So far, 207,319 individual beneficiaries drawn from 35,837 businesses/MSMEs nationwide have received their first monthly payment from the Survival Fund’s Payroll Support Scheme.

A breakdown of this figure shows that: N30,000 each was paid to 180,196 employees/Beneficiaries; while N50,000 each was paid to 26,353 employees/Beneficiaries. Out of this, 2.6 per cent of beneficiaries are with special needs, while 43 per cent are female employees/beneficiaries.

Under this Artisan Support scheme, a total of 333,000 Artisans and Transport business operators nationwide will get one-time operations grant of N30,000 per beneficiary to reduce the effects of income loss due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

There will be a total of 9,009 beneficiaries per state for both Artisan and Transport beneficiaries. Of this number per state, there will be a total of 4,505 beneficiaries under the transport scheme, while the remaining 4,504 will be artisan beneficiaries.

For the Transport track, Nigerians are encouraged to apply through their registered Associations to be enumerated, such as the Nigerian Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW), Keke Riders’ Association, Okada Riders’ Associations and Unions, among others. All schemes are applied to beneficiaries on a first come first serve basis.

State focal persons, project field officers, enumerators and others will work alongside the MSMEs Survival Fund Project Delivery Office to properly identify and ensure that members of the respective associations are paid.

There is also provision for individuals who are members of Associations but will rather apply directly with the enumerators. However, such individual applicants in the transport cluster must show their proof of membership of an association to be enumerated.

Like all the schemes of the Buhari administration to support different categories of Nigerians, these schemes are absolutely free, and the grant will be paid directly to the beneficiary’s account.

Nigerians are encouraged to speak up if anyone tries to charge a fee or subvert this arrangement.

Also, the formalization support scheme (registration of 250,000 new businesses with the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC)) commenced on the 26th of October, 2020 and the registration by aggregators - CAC registration agents, has since commenced across the 36 states and the FCT. The ongoing scheme will run for a period of 3 months effective from the date of commencement.

The MSME Survival Fund, a component under the Nigerian Economic Sustainability Plan, NESP, is designed to support vulnerable Micro Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs) in meeting their payroll obligations and safeguard jobs in the MSMEs sector. The scheme is estimated to save not less than 1.3 million jobs across the country and specifically impact on over 35,000 individuals per State.

In the implementation of the Transport track the Federal Government is working with representatives of Keke Napep and Okada riders; Road Transport Employers Association of Nigeria (RTEAN); representatives of the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW); Uber and Bolt drivers, among others.

Laolu Akande
Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media & Publicity
Office of the Vice President
6th December 2020

Federal Government should release there on footage of the camera dey found at lekki , I thinks Fashola found one? If them really want to contest the authentication of CNN reports, except they has skeleton in there cupboard�

Officialhorlah:

https://punchng.com/new-report-shows-cnn-is-desperate-lai-mohammed/

Mr Lai thinks this is NTA or TVC Station they are dealing with.... What a joke 2020

Kwanza:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/lekki-shootings-we-stand-by-our-report-cnn-replies-fg/%3famp=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7mm8sfVadI

Mr Lai thinks this is NTA or TVC Station they are dealing with.... What a joke and 2020

Kwanza:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/lekki-shootings-we-stand-by-our-report-cnn-replies-fg/%3famp=1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7mm8sfVadI

pls after this your comment, weytin you gain?

ibedun:
You better go and move aggressively in your state of origin, foolish man!
Ignoramus idiot!

Lukgaf:
First Tashahhud

(i) Once you finish the second Rak'ah, hold your right hand closed with its thumb and middle finger touching each other like in a circle while pointing the index finger straight in the direction of the Qiblah and moving it through the recitation of the Tashahhud (in Arabic):

التَّحِيَّاتُ لِلَّهِ وَالصَّلَوَاتُ وَالطَّيِّبَاتُ السَّلَامُ عَلَى النَّبِيُّ وَرَحْمَةُ اللَّهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ السَّلَامُ عَلَيْنَا وَعَلَى عِبَادِ اللَّهِ الصَّالِحِين. أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لا إِلَهَ إِلَّا اللَّهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا عَبْدُهُ وَرَسُولُهُ

Transliteration: Attahiyyaatu lillaahi wassalawaatu wattayyibatu. Assalaamu 'alayka ayyuhan-Nabiyyi warahmatullaahi wabarakaatuh. Assalaamu 'alyna wa 'ala 'ibaadillaahis saaliheen. Ash-hadu an laa ilaaha illallaah wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan 'abduhu wa rasooluh.

“All compliments [Allaah is free of all imperfection, His is the dominion, Magnificence, Endless existence belongs to Him], prayers, and pure words and deeds, are due to Allaah. May Allaah grant the Prophet safety from all defects and imperfections and keep his message safe from all evil; [may Allaah grant him] mercy and honor. May safety and security be granted to us and to all the righteous slaves of Allaah. I bear witness that none has the right to be worshipped except Allaah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is His slave and Messenger.”

Full Tashahhud

(i) At the end of the last Rak'ah, recite the first Tashahhud and follow it with the following recitation known as As-Salaatul Ibraaheemiyyah:

اللَّهُمَّ صَلِّ عَلَى مُحَمَّدٍ وَعَلَى آلِ مُحَمَّدٍ كَمَا صَلَّيْتَ عَلَى إِبْرَاهِيمَ وَعَلَى آلِ إِبْرَاهِيمَ إِنَّكَ حَمِيدٌ مَجِيدٌ. اللَّهُمَّ بَارِكْ عَلَى مُحَمَّدٍ وَعَلَى آلِ مُحَمَّدٍ كَمَا بَارَكْتَ عَلَى إِبْرَاهِيمَ وَعَلَى آلِ إِبْرَاهِيمَ إِنَّكَ حَمِيدٌ مَجِيدٌ

Transliteration: Allaahumma salli 'ala Muhammad wa 'ala aali Muhammad kama sallaita 'ala Ibraaheem wa 'ala aali Ibraaheem innaka Hameedun Majeed, wabaarik 'ala Muhammad wa 'ala aali Muhamaad kama baarakta 'ala Ibraaheem wa 'ala aali Ibraaheem innaka Hameedun Majeed.


“O Allaah! Praise Muhammad, and on the family of Muhammad, as You Praised Ibraaheem, and the family of Ibraaheem; You are indeed Worthy of Praise, Full of Glory. And send blessings on Muhammad, and on the family of Muhammad, as you sent blessings on Ibraaheem, and the family of Ibraaheem; You are indeed Worthy of Praise, Full of Glory.”


Looking at the finger while pointing in prayer


Abdullah ibn al-Zubayr reported: When the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, would sit in prayer, he would place his left foot between his thigh and shin, stretch his right foot, place his left hand on his left know, place his right hand on his right thigh, and point with his finger.

In another narration, Abdullah said: The gaze of the Prophet would not go beyond his index finger.

Source: Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 579

Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Muslim

Al-Nawawi said, “The Sunnah is for one’s gaze to not go beyond his index finger.”

Source: Sharḥ al-Nawawī ‘alá Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 5/71

https://en.islamway.net/article/13815/step-by-step-guide-to-the-prayer

Allahu Akbar

My brother , is not about the basic salary sometimes, if egunje , I mean your (NATIONAL CAKES) pass salary , WHY NOT?

Learn1:
Hello. I was offered a job in a firm. I’m a graduate done with nysc and have a 2.1 with relevant skills. I was thinking of going legit and the salary offered was 30k per month in the firm. Is it worth it? Location is state capital in the south.

Should I take the job or relocate back to the west where they are better opportunities?

After this writeup wetin we again ooooooooo ? Just asking for a friend......

My Brother, the experience is not funny, but celebration at the end , you can asked Davido..... Smile

Akube1z:
Men don't fear anything. We just pray for safe delivery and a bouncing baby BOY or girl.

INu ikoko dudu ni eko fun fun ti jade.......

One bottle of legends stout for

hezy4real01:
Before nko... Na nonsense sell pass for Nigeria

By 2023 Tinubu will be like what age the? quote author=Simongm post=78606640]They are just making Tinubu popular.[/quote]

After all wet in you gain.......? #NoBodyHolyPass

NaijaCelebrity:
Kemi Olunloyo took to her instagram page to exposes davido's babymama, Amada for Shoplifing.

She shared a mud photo of amanda been arrested and also revealed her full name..




Source: https://gidifeed.com/kemi-olounloyo-exposes-davidos-babymama-for-shoplifting/

Nasige:
I wonder who criticizes some one with a legitimate means of living, only in 9ja u expect everybody to be rich becus they appear on tv, come on when will we be civilized.

God bless you, don't mind them, they see celeb with legit hustle , they complain, maybe them prefer logo Benz to keep up their status...??

NoSidonLook:
Who asked for this ones views now

She can't talk without sounding stupid...must the evening newspaper use swear words before she tries to make a point

be jumping into every trending issue like frog

It's taxi we should be expecting you in, what about the private jet cruise you were masturbating about

Oniranu

after all , wet in you gain

harkandey:
so taxi driver don get ambassador too? okay so taxi is now a company, when you finish your lie let me know

legit hustle or logo Benz which one you prefer? hmmmmm just asking nioooo...

[quotes author=kolnel post=76958090]lol

Which governor?
The new one or the outgoing one

The airport project to me is a waste of scarce resources, the airport at Ibadan is just some miles to Osogbo
With the newly constructed road, it will be cheaper to fly from Ibadan [/quote] same on my mind, new elected gov, Oyetola or Adeleke

scaramucci:
CeeC could have simply told another person in secret but for the love of country, she decided to tell Nigerians. That my friend, is patriotism. After all the time and money spent on watching and voting for them, the people deserve to know everything that transpired. CeeC is on the right side of history.

is there any big deal with having sex? I thinks dey are all adult...if we all see the behind the scene in all movies , no one will want to be a Fans , talkless of accepting any of them as a role models...... Just my opinion duo

LUGBE:
It is pay back time, C-cee thank you. Alex wanted you out of the house by all means, God made a way for you

is there a big deal in having sex , ate dey not adult Just asking niooooo

Now wetin you again?

SAMBARRY:
Agbaya ni e tiwa.o'ndo egbe aburo e,oju odetie

Shey kosi oko gidi Toledo afiti oko omo kekere

Well supported

Kenzico:


I agree with him