itsIYKE:
Everybody has a single of encompassing purpose on this earth plane, that is to help the universe understand itself , the universe wants only one thing which is to know and experience every possibility of itself there is, your life and mine only matters because at death the universal mind collects all our experiences and moves closer to total self understanding (this is the seven minutes or so scientists talked about where all your life experiences is played back) ....there is no God waiting to judge u and condemn u at death, after death is life again, you are purely consciousness,you are not whatever name that u bear, u are not ur emotions, u are not ur thoughts, u are not ur experience.... We gather all these as we grow and age and at death taken by the universal mind and our consciousness is recycled, clean and neat...re-incarnation is realer than u think....some ask why they don't remember their previous life if they ve undergone re-incarnation, its simply cos u ve submitted all the experiences u gathered in ur previous life....we are all Gods that have amnesia......I'd love to go on but then.

OneJ:
TRUE LIFE Story...
A married couple lived together for a decade with out any issues. The man was a serial cheat & philanderer. He infected her with STD.& coupled with taunts from in laws over her childless state. She was heartbroken.
She meticulously gathered all the evidence she needed & eventually sued for divorce. The Court of Law annulled the marriage.

Today this woman has remarried & she is a proud mother of two kids in a happy & stable marriage..

God allows divorce & it's NO SIN to remarry when your former spouse is alive.

God has called you to peace not man made bondage or stigma.

Ubenedictus:
civil divorce does not seperate a valid marriage according to Jesus any attempt to remarry is adultery.

tunde300us:
My interview was on phone and i applied for two similar jobs. The question were quite cheap but like you know human being can be subjective and make their own decisions based on something else.
My application is in the infromation tech area

paymentvoucher:
IS IT EVERYDAY THIS PEOPLE RECRUIT?

XhosaNostra:


Nope. I just don't wanna live my life constantly looking over the shoulder. I wanna be free in whatever I'm doing. If I were to cheat, the person would end up knowing because I wouldn't hide it. I'm a free spirited person. I don't hide from anyone. I'm not the best candidate for numerous relationships because of that. I just wouldn't cope. Plus I have tunnel vision in general. If I like you, I like only you, I don't see the rest. That too has its disadvantages though, I will scrutinize you like an organism under microscope.. You can't hide when my focus is on you

NwaAmaikpe:



I need his widow's phone number to sympathize with her.

She needs all the emotional, physical and sexual support possible now.

mekaboy:

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, GOD IS A PROGRAMMER, PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT WORDS, GOD CREATED THIS WORLD WITH WORDS. HE IS NOT DOING ANYTHING NEW, HE FINISHED THE CODING, TESTED IT FOR ERRORS, AND WE ARE LIVING IN A WORLD CONTROLED BY GODS CODE.

READ YOUR BIBLE AND SEE THE PATERN .

<?PHP




// COMMAND OF OBIEDIENCE

IF(YE BE WILLING && OBIDIENT){THEN YEE SHALL EAT THE GOOD OF THE LAND}

ELSE {YEE SHALL NOT EAT THE GOOD OF THE LAND};

// THE LOOP OF SOWING AND REAPING

WHILE(THE EARTH REMAINS){SEED TIME AND HAVEST TIME SHALL NOT SIEZE }


?>

baba11:

I am 67%...all quiz has been answered..it remains only the LABs now

Oahray:
Lol. You guys are funny. Andela wants people who are passionate about software development, who can learn fast and who can learn on their own. Doesn't matter if you are a novice, if you truly study the homestudy pack and do the codecademy tutorials, you'd get the hang of it. If it's just another job opportunity for you, don't bother. You'd end up frustrated.

The labs have two types of tests... A visible test and an invisible/hidden test.

If you have bugs in your code, read the last line of the debug message. You'd see where you made a mistake. You could also post the code here so others can help you debug. In the long run, it's better you do it yourself though.

Else if your code fails any of the visible tests, read the instructions carefully and check the tests tab to see what they are testing for.

Else if your code passes the visible tests but on submitting, you are told that if failed to pass all the tests, it's because there are hidden tests too. Read the instructions over and over again and fine-tune your code till it is accepted.

Else if you are simply told that there was an error running your script, then it's the Proctor/your network. Keep trying to submit.

PS: Before you ask, I'm not in Andela.

BigBlackFella:
yes it is. very reputable.

foladaraawe:
I don even forget say dah thread exist

kingdenny:

I honestly do not understand the scenario, does the pumping already have a prepaid meter on it?

kingdenny:
Do you live in a building where you share one prepaid meter with your neigbour? you split the bills into two.whereas he has loads of air conditioner, uses electric cooker, you are hardly around in your flat, YOUR neighbour doesnt know when to turn off the light when there is daylight to save energy bill and you are one hell of an economist in the usage of energy.
Here comes the solution, electronic energy meter. This can be installed just at the entrance of where the wire connection comes into the flats and reads the energy consumption of each flat independently, and in this way no one is short changed. it comes in 3 phase and single phase and doesnt need a rocket science to get installed.

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jasysandra:

Give me your email let me send you the MASTERY OF LIFE. Later when you are done reading the pamphlet and convinced, tell me your location and I'll hook you up. Take care!

foladaraawe:
make I kuku shut up

Preciousone4ril:
Earlier today, my dad forwarded this message to Me, saying he got it from MTN. Asking if it's a scam or not.




Yello! We are validating your SIM Registration. Kindly text YES to 799 to give MTN permission to use your BVN registration details for this purpose. Thank you.

Did anyone else get this message? Cos I'm kinda confused.

hinwazaka:
This man looks fit for the office of sec.gen of the UN. Such grace, such panache, such charisma. My God, we made a big mistake.

ginawest:
you killed somebody because you caught him having sex with your wife?I wonder how some men reason