have u not just succeeded in describing 98% of the traits of the lives of married people @op?

naijaboiy:

Oh and what about this?



Keep shooting yourself in the foot.

naijaboiy:

Oh and what about this?



Keep shooting yourself in the foot.

....time 2 change your moniker 2 OLOPABOY! This na "de gea standard" of catching!

Hmmmm! Its sounds as if this one go dey tight? Let me track her down for future reference!

Nnemuka:
The only thing I hate is not walking properly days after what should be a memorable act.

Nnemuka:
The only thing I hate is not walking properly days after what should be a memorable act.

pwreshbawz:
no shii. Bros aw far ya gun na. Lol

...na chairmans toothpick we dey call am! No shaking

pwreshbawz:
bros awfar this is wicked. Ill kill myself if I am the 1

pwreshbawz:
bros awfar this is wicked. Ill kill myself if I am the 1

....no mind the "half done MGBEKE" wey wan come bus stop with her papa mate! she go careful next time! Chop knuckle jare!

Give the guy some booty abeg, he has tried by doing youth service with you since 2009 and your tits look very edible from here so I no blame am! He might be your future husband!

mirexxx:
thanks! y u say so?

.......my life is like a movie, so I won't want U 2 always be worried about some of my co stars! Lol!

mirexxx:
what is there to explain?

mirexxx:
what is there to explain?

.....lol! We were using u 4 a private joke between us, by the way your a cutie! Too bad I'm bad 4 your health! Cheers

Chiam55:


Lol we did voice note on a thread she liked my voice

Chiam55:


Lol we did voice note on a thread she liked my voice

damseyl:
you spitting trash... Lol, dry!

Go get some rest dude,

.....at least its not as dry as your frigid vagii! Shut dafuq up and take yur sad arse 2 the left as beyonce said! Later piglet

emusmith:


Haha...when you get married and she starts farting... What will you do?

....I still hold fashola digits! Him go show me the way!

mirexxx:
I always listen to your voice note. I love your accent and i think you're cool cc: Chiam55

......chiam55? Can u explain this post? NOW!

emusmith:


Lols...you never hear? In the past 5 years, the average lady fart twice more than the average guy

....4 sure we must all fart from time to time, but the op said "farting carelessly"! Which means purposely and with heartless intentions! I won't take it! She must bounce!

emusmith:


12? You harsh o

emusmith:


12? You harsh o

my broda? Dat 12 no be am oh? U no see my leather sofas! Make she no use hot farts come burn am 4 me abeg? She must waka!

damseyl:
gosh he even lacked home training!

What did your mum spend the first 7 years of your life doing? Biitching around?

.....Listen troll! If you are feeling suicidal tonight, let me suggest that you go and take a running leap from the height of your stupidity to the base of your I.Q in order to kill yourself! Your attention seeking butt is stinking up the thread! And by the way I don't trade banter with schizophrenic nobodies! Kapish?

if my lady is does any of 1,3,4 and 12, then its bye bye baby! You can tell a lot about me from my lady! Step!

damseyl:
you no get work, ode!

damseyl:
you no get work, ode!

.....blame your dad! When ever I advise him that we should stop jonesing and look 4 a job he refuses! No swerve into that pit latrine toilet by the corner child! Zelda like U!

vheMa:
I don't know 4 d big head o I guess he met his category in my write up, I think he belongs to d broke dudes,cos he knows more about themthemselves

vheMa:
I don't know 4 d big head o I guess he met his category in my write up, I think he belongs to d broke dudes,cos he knows more about themthemselves

E don pain am! Next time when U know U live in a glass crib don't throw rocks okay dear!

vheMa:
No story let's get down 2 biz


1:GUYS WITH TATTOO. God created your body clean and clear,I wonder why you would give yourself scars calling it tattoo


2:PHONETIC WANNA BE. Gosh,I really hate this,I could remember;there was this guy I met in my friends house(male friend). Then after a while he came 2 me asking of my numb. He goes like;hey preri,can I geh ur numb,I'll call by 3pm,I'd b ah home then. I was looking at him

3:BLEACHING CREW. No story on this,why would a guy bleach Jus dunno

4:NON-ROMANTIC GUYS. Oh Lord,some guys ehn . Some guys ain't just romantic at all,some guys can draw a girls panties like they wanna start generator

5:BROKE GUYS. I don't think any girl will love to have anything doing with these set




Missing MaleGirl

And to those you saying rubbish. That's my leg

.......let me see if I can decipher why U hate these types of guys based on the "nightmare on elm street dp" I'm staring at on your profile!

1.....U hate tatoos probably becuz most of your favourte movies on african magic taught U dat its the true sign of a wizard?

2...U hate phonetic dudes becuz your ears are more accustomed to listening to "bukateria pig latin out of the mouths of alagbon boys or okada man flows rather than proper syntax?

3...As 4 the bleaching, based on the united "nations mix" of colours of your own skin tone, U probably don't want such dudes to quarrel or compete with you over bleaching cream?

4...Romantic to U might involve rape,slaps or strangulation, so either way U are going to have a hard time locating your standard on nl!

5...Lastly as for the broke statement, from your pic you look as if U and poverty have also been in a long running relationship so I really don't know whether u want an upgrade from your current level of dudes to those that can at least offer you more than 1 square meal a day, afford condoms and purchase more than N200 mtn 4 U?
Take care!

When she knows that everytime she becomes talkative, her punishment will be the insertion of my "w balls" in her gob, then she will surely slow that ish down!

justmag:


You will say all that??

.....why not? I resemble man wey woman dey hard 4! Only Supreme balling over here!

@op even though I think this your thread should be on the sexuality page I shall still contribute! It would have to be the U.S.A because of their babes! Their girls are the best in giving head, are fun loving, love experimental sex, and they have no time for all this forming, pretending and barter bullshit that I've noticed is the norm with naija babes! They ROCK!

FrancisTony:



Most of the men against me.

FrancisTony:



Most of the men against me.

...listen church rat nobody hates U! U are 2 insignificant 2 hate, it is your "award winning foolishness, mixed with bi-polar logic" that we hate which was why we needed 2 inject that "mass of akamu" that U call a brain with a dose of some basic knowledge! Now I would advise that U try 2 commit suicide by jumping from the distance of your IQ to that of your stupidity, its far enough 2 finish the job! Toodles!

faith551:


So money brought you here . I envy u ooo

.....bros! No dulling in 2015 oh? Tell them!

I am seuns friend and a silent investor! So I have to monitor our joint money making venture while also adding to its value!

crackhaus:

Lmao...

Francis seems really passionate about his arguments, but at least the dude's gotta be ready enough to raise factual points instead of making it too easy for anyone on the other side to pick holes in every line he types.

.....4 where? He is what my german friends call DUMMSCHLAU (stupidly smart)! U can easliy decipher their stupidity by a small variation in their arguments! Either that or na gay dude trying to defend his peeps!

njokusboy:


Jesu christi...
This is by far the stupidest comment i have read on nairaland....
What's the essence of attraction without sex in the long run.... attraction is not an end, it's a means to an end... The end being sex/marriage... note that sex can happen without marriage but marriage cannot happen without sex...
Homosexualism and heterosexualism has to do with sexual attraction and not just attraction... do you even think before you type?
How is sex a human invention... This stupidity is second only to the previous one...
Animals that have sex, were they also inventors of sex, what's even the use of sexual organs, did man invent them too....??
Francistony, I have stopped insulting people but I havnt come across such stupidity in a very long time......
Anal sex is a form of sexual deviance like faggism...
The only natural form of sex is heterosexuality, "inserting the penis into the vajayjay".....
The rest were either invented by perverts or sexually misaligned individuals...
95% chance of abnormality?? What the fvck?
Where did you get yourst stats from?

BIG NONSENSE

.....Bros! no waste your time trying to elucidate this "half brained nitwit"! Debating with people like this may cost you some brain cells! Read all his points and see if you would not shed tears for his parents! Bone am, na JS1 student probably! LMFAO!

No dunce! U are feeling hot because today is may 1st, summer is about 2 start and the weather is bloody hot all over the country! As 4 your virginity take it 2 an atm and see if u can get sum cash out of d machine 4 it, cuz apart from U, NO one gives a flying fvck about it!

firstEVA:
Girls are dumping guys every day as well, it's a game both sexes are playing today, it's wrong but it is what it is.

...Madam! your reply makes more sense than the article at hand! Keep it up! @op learn from her!

firstEVA:
Girls are dumping guys every day as well, it's a game both sexes are playing today, it's wrong but it is what it is.

....your reply makes more sense than the article at hand! Keep it up! @op learn from her!