, and dy all lived happily e'er after.

Praise God with me nairalanders just got a job with Zenith bank. I pray that I will be celebrating your testimonies with you soonest, thanks for all the support n info, I sure will neva forget.

Hi, are u d guy with first inland? cos i cant figure ur name out from ur id. The interview with the GM went well I guess u must have seen it from outside where u were chilling how was urs? Oke is doing great so are all the others we actually went back to chill in that place and later the reception. Dont worry they will call us soon in Jesus name.
Ronke.
Ps: I just called ur number and u didnt pick up its a celtel no ending with 28.Cheers

Jeans yes jeans with brown motifs in front and a blue and green t shirt 4get d color combo its my mood today.

It depends o
plus these days they do their stuff as they like cos i did my test first before chat and i must say it took a while so wat i will suggest is that u just chill take ur mind of them for a while do some other things and before u no it they'll get in touch alrite?

Hi Presjany ur encouragement is really sumffin. I was invited for the oral interview/chat last wk after my test in january so I guess I do understand when u say we should be patient as i had already given up on zenith. However since last week i've had high blood pressure just waiting for my phone to ring and hear dat i've been selected for the second stage.
Thanks a lot u really have boosted my faith tonite.
Ronke.

Thanks guyz did the chat today it was ok, its actually after the test.

I did the chat/interview (same thing) today I wrote my test in January. Just deck to the teeth corporately that is don't look shabby cos from what I could see they were also assessing dressing and appearance. As per the questions just be cool and calm if u dont know it u dont know it be that just smile and look relaxed and confident.
Some of the questions include,
what can u do for us
where would u like to work as per state
what department would u like to work
also beware u know interviews are not really structured it just goes with the flow sort of
Another thing make sure u r up to date with everything on ur cv there may also be questions that u did not even expect so just manouvre as best as u can if u no no am. Later just say something like I cant remember or sumffn.
Be natural cool calm and speak up.
wish u all the very best.
C u at Zenith ooooo AMEN.

Bikini thanks God bless U with ur words of encouragement the sky is the starting point ok i'll fill u in on how it went.

Nairalanders please give ur opinion(s)

Hey guyz I need ur help, I wrote zentih bank test on 9th January this year and i didnt hear anything about it again. Just last week I got a call to come for chat. My problem now is someone who did his test a week after mine in January was invited for chat afterwards then Interview and he has already started work. However majority of the people who are invited for chat usually do that first before invitation for test. So do you think my IV. is based on my January test or do you think its fresh cos I did not apply again.
I also need info on what to expect during the chat.
Please it is urgent.
Thanks.

Hi, i've done stuff ( scheduling and conducting interviews e.g with rugged man, denrele edun etc, transcriping and editing the interviews and also writting articles)
for a magazine before although we didnt publish eventually cos the owner decided to start very big. So if u're serious hola at me. ronkeadenle@yahoo.com

Dont know wat is going on in the world of dance wat i do know however is I can dance very well so if u'r ready to compete hola at me and i'll give u a lot of headache on the dance floor. Plus if u know any groups (gospel/xtian pls) I can join altho i'm a bit independent when it comes to dancing, like to do my own thing and not choreograph. Holla at me too.

mine is to get a lecturing job with a good university abroad from there move on to greater things like political apointments, research/policy tink tanks and the likes.

people check my pictures out and tell me wat y'all think (no yab me o) check it out @ my profile its going, going, gone,

Dear Friend this is serious ok so dont try to water it down in any way.
First thing first when u apologise to her forget about claiming innocence or doing anything wrong cos it sort of deletes any apologies u make in the sense that if u feel u've not done anything wrong and u're apologising u're not passing any message that u're sorry ok. Also when u say u're sorry please mean what u are saying as in dont say it with ur mouth say it with ur heart and ur actions. Tell her exactly the way u feel if u feel u will die without her tell her let her know wat is in ur heart. If u feel like crying bros cry. there is nothing like shame in this thing. I'm very interested in this cos i'm from a broken home and i know what it is like u do not want to go there neither do u want ur child to go thru any of the ensuing situations. U should (must) also show her ur initial post to nairaland its great evidence that u love her a lot and want her to stay. She wants to go because she feels u do not love her. What are u doing about that show her please shower her with love she needs to know she is secure with U she doesnt want to be left in the cold. Note that I said show her that is much more than telling her. Let her feel what she felt when she said yes to U the first time and don' t let it end there ok.
Note i didnt even talk about what u did. right now u need to salvage the situation so what i will say is that u should never ever do what u did again. if there is anything u need from ur wife like conversation which u were doing with ur online friend pls tell ur wife u need to talk to her and sort ur selves out.
marraige is forever and ever and ever. Pls I beg u dont let her go even if she has gone go after her and make sure u get her back shove ur pride down the toilet.
One very important thing ur marraige needs GOD as the bedrock of ok so please let him in and let him handle it. Truly only the grace of God can make a man to forgive another for anywrong they might have done and truly move on ok. Sooooooooooooo

Ok let me do this for U show her this post ok,
please madam forgive ur husband and try to work it out. He is sorry I know He is maybe he just doesnt know how to communicate it to you effectively with his pride still intact. What he did was bad for a married man but please don't "throw away the baby with the bath water" It may be difficult to forgive him but its a choice only U can make so please decide to do so and take it from there. Please let God work in U and thru U to give Ur marraige a chance to survive. For ur sake, his sake and especially for the babys' sake.
Thank U very much I know U will do this right ok plus he wont do it again o as in He's learnt his lesson.
God Bless U real good.
Ronkus.

Let me give it a shot
MoyosOluwa or MoyosoreOluwa- (short form) Moyo
Moyinoluwa- " Moyin
these two are unisex and also very good for twins.
Oluwaseyitowi- (short form)- Towi (not with rass accent o)
Oluwaseyitoju- " Toju
also unisex names and good for twins, dont mind me I'm obssessed with twins.
Aderonke (my name) Ronke for short. especially if u've been waiting for this baby for ages get my drift? U could also personalize it to Morounke. (I have seen something (a child) to care for). This is better for girls.
Aderinsola (Derin) for short is also a very good girlie name.
Now for a boy lets try Oluwatomisin (Tosin) for short. U could also shorten it to (Tomi)
TemilOluwa( Temi) also a very great name for a boy.
thats about it for now maybe later i'll come up with sumffin else. Hope i've been of help

Guys pls tell me when is this years jamb. There is this guy in my house who is not sure but he said he heard 31st of this month, I checked the website for him and its not there. So please help out. Thanks.

Congrats consultant that was a touching story. May ur daughter bring u endless joy and peace. The parrt of the story I had problems with was the handpoking( fist poking) into the u no where, which one be that one again. Altho a friend told me the same thing I thot it was just Nigerian doctors trying to be funny now this. Me I go rake when my time come o. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah just kidding but its a bit unsettling I cant seem to get past it. Congrats once again, wish u all the best in ur future births.

See its different strokes for different folks. Some of us don't express ourselves very well if we like a guy we know they show too much o. Na to stiff body to the last card. Although u'll still be very friendly and act like all is well but u keep on praying like mad that the guy sees the light and asks to be ur prince charming,

You guyz nostalgia don grab me o those were the dayz men. I attended carol nursery and primary school when it was in akiode ojodu lagos. How many remember ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ere pa lo wa ere pa lowa ere pa lowa se.
and french classes; lundi, mardi, mecredi, jeudi, vendredi, samedi e dimanche.
fan lolly, orange, walls ice cream refreshing and creamy.
My grand fathers clock was to last for a year though it stood nintey years on the wall,
The cock is dead the cock is dead the cock is dead the cock is dead he will never see coco di coco die, coco coco coco coco di coco die.
What of HIP for the Hip for the Hip po po  PO PO for the HIP PO PO and TAMUS for the Hipopotamus HIPOPOTAMUS
I go still remember o just wait small Hope u feelin Hope u feelin Hope u feeling fine,

Guy U need to break that convenant fast if not U Guys are in big trouble even though u've gone ur seperate wayz. Here i s what to do. Like u both did it volountarily go to her tell her u guys need to break it. Both go and see a respected man of God and He'll help u guys out. THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS UR LIFE N FUTURE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT TRYING TO BE AN ALARMIST BUT DO THE RIGHT THING. Wish u all the best keep me posted.
Cheers.

Got texts from family and friends alike plus one very mushy u no wat I mean luv text from an anonymous person.
didn't know that style was still in vogue.

Gamine ur really good no mind the beefers association of naija.
Though came accross some positive criticisms though. oh well I could write the stories for ur comics sort of bring them to life.

Friend don't go putting ideas into naija some producers heads o. Cos I'm sure it'll come out rass and embarrassing trust me.

VOLTRON DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE
FORM ARMS AND LEGS
FORM FEET AND BODY (or wateva it was they had to form)
AND I'll FORM THE HEAD.
Too much guyz too much.

Hi people saw this banner along ikeja reading Keffee ( of the Branama Fame) live at the Unity Centre Isaac John on the 17th and 18th of February. Only didnt get the time u guyz please find out and hola back puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeee. its free. PLUS EVERYBODY SHOULD ATTEND ABEG GUESS I'M THE UNOFFICIAL KEFEE TOWN CRYER.

a'ite let me show you guys how it is done
1. Igbunu -kefee
2. Branama - kefee
3. Evryother song by kefee
I'm sure u know now that i'm obssessed with Kefee lol. Well Nigerian music is going places big ups to all o them doing us proud like they're doing right now. i'm just Kefee crazed.