I used to shop on Jumia until I noticed almost what they have there are china products and I think their delivery men are not trustworthy too!

Why?


Why dis kind news dey make FP??


Watin consign me with Bobrisky and his gateman?


Smh

Honestly I'm not gonna read dis story cuz I'm tired of girls coming out with stories that touch.

Imagine one of my friend junior brother invited a girl from OAU and dis young girl has been staying with us for about a week now...

I was shocked when I saw this girl smoked 4sticks of "Arizona weed" oh boy dis small girl wey never reach 20 years of age dey smoke weed like dis.. Mehn

And the thing Is there are about 6to7 guys sleeping in dis same house. Na my friend Pman get get d house but was mainly built for my guy and his junior brother so their fada no dey live here at all.(4 bed room flat 2 unit.. Me and my guy stay In the other unit).

You need to see how dis girl act like one bad girl!.. I was shocked.

Why would you smoke weed,drink codine and still feel comfortable around 7 boys?!

Na only God knows whats happening to dis girl now.. I don't know what to think.

I did not condone any form of RAPE but ladies should plz avoid putting themselves at risk lyk dis.

It's simple.. Jzt make him understand u ain't a virgin, u ain't a learner [b][/b]

D fact that he's been patiently waiting for you doesn't mean he's your husband!...

Let him come home and have you raw if he's that serious about relationship or even marriage but don't ever send him ur nudes babe...

Put him on suspense. Men dey like that kind thing.

Are you serious?

pussyeater:

Hepatitis B Virus. Ode

Jzt down 2 shots of monkey tail u dey tell me nonsense.

Are you mad?

edimolu:
Hiv still dey learn for where hbv dey ah swear!

Which one be HBV again?

You had a chance to make her love you like crazy but you friendzoned ursef cuz you showed too much care!

She's wild now and the only thing that could attract her back to you is your money. Truth

Just let go and don't give a F.

Kendroid:


Gangster?

U call someone who don't know what Street is all about Gangter?? LMAO!!!

Lol

Gold digging issa hustle.

It is what it is.

Is he drunk?

10. The tighter your sphincter, the more sound your farts will make because they can’t get out easily.


Bob

Boom! Booommmm!! Booommmmmmmm!!!

Let's hear from the other party before we start passing judgement since it involves 2 adults.

They might actually be exchanging πudes or s3xh chat before they agreed to meet in a hotel.

All dis oloshos be acting like saints.

Her story is good but I don't wanna believe it.

All dis idiot and their yeye prophecies.

Na so one told me I go die in 2017. I just laugh reach house pray and relax...

Shey mo jo musu lojue nii.. Smh

Na today person dey die?

Dis one sef still beta nah.

A church beside my house asked all members to bring dollars as first offering for 2018.

Bros I first think say nah joke but as I see one aboki sitdon for church entrance dey change dollar true true na dat time my kidney scatter..

Mumu still dey dis country nobi lie.

Double my hustle & Make more money.

Build a house for my parent.

Have a serious relationship.

Then fly go obodoyibo

I've been taken too much for granted dis 2017 so I'm gonna be very rude and stingy this coming year...

Procrastination..bye bye for u!

Olosho..bye bye! ..i want a serious relationship for goodness sake.

Smoking Benson...

U and dis ur toor sef..


Pple r too heartless dis days...

No nice nice for 2018..na to dey tight face upandan

Pharmtj:
but life must go on bro

She wanna be a bltch so I'm treating her like one.

We moving on tho.

gloria34:
my bf breaking up with me without coming clean with it. just stopped calling and not taking my calls. was surprising

Same way I broke up with ex... She was actually cheating/dating one of my "home boy" back in Abk. I wouldn't have acted that way if she's cheating with one random guy I did not know.

Typical aquarius style

Tell her point blank you're not into her even friendship sef no gree.

It's almost 2018.. Less Drama. Zero BS

Can some1 help me with that "AYE LE OO IBO SI ORU" meme.



I really feel sad for this young man...

A whole londoner

Kai! Odikwa very risky.

You are both young and still have a long way ahead of you..

I feel she's into you that much because you probably the only guy she's dating at the moment. She's just 19!

I believe your love would definitely fade off as time goes by cuz she would soon get bored too.

Baby love don't last!

Trust me that yeye love would wane away if you guys don't see each other for 2 or 3 months.

Don't worry about your feelings.

What you should worry about is how not to get her pregnant cuz ur whole plan will be OMG if you shot dat thn in there.

Ire o .

Just imagine dis useless thread.

Did you know how many Nigerians that got involved in a terrible accident and couldn't afford ordinary paracetamol not to talk of proper treatment ??

So you expect me to waste my time saying prayers for this one way dem go fly out of Nigeria for treatment in no time hun.

I wish him well but common...

Corps1000:


Thanks, finally someone sees it the way I do!

U wlcm.

Go hang out wit friends and clear ur head.

Don't let him ruin ur holidays.

Corps1000:


I actually don’t think he even went to nigeria. I think he used it as a way out.

For instance he said Kevin heart was coming to Florida December 31 when he is suppose to be in Nigeria. If you’re in Nigeria why even mention this.

He knew I wasn’t going to come to nigeria. And used that as a way out. And this man has 3 sisters!

His family is in Nigeria so there would be a reason to go. This dude is just a disgusting liar.

I actually don’t think he even went to nigeria. I think he used it as a way out.
TRUE


He knew I wasn’t going to come to nigeria. And used that as a way out. And this man has 3 sisters!

This dude is just a disgusting liar Very true

It's obvious dude is pvssy thirsty.

Forget that idiot and move on!

Pple r wicked.. Yes I agreed but don't just assumed shlt bcuz u had a terrible nightmare and one pastor told u a friend/enemy is after ur life! .


U ate poison and still dey alive??

Abeg give us somethn light.

How som1 hair style take affect ur life??


Some pple funny sef. Smh

One pastor don dey finger dis one brain...

Man's not hurt

Akalia:
I gallant. I need to have a chat with you off here. Your whatsapp digits please?

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Akalia:
Xup G?

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