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Celebrities / Re: Toni Payne Files For Divorce, Reveals How Her Marriage Crashed. by RyanShort(m): 11:06pm On Apr 07, 2011
tpiah!:

who was from the broke poor churchrat family?

9ice?



Yes ke, didn't you read the shameful way it was his parents who had been bought and gagged by him who did his dirty job for him? Can you imagine? So crass due to lack of money that they were blinded by their son's newly acquired wealth hence could not do the decent thing by involving Tony's parents undecided Dem be ojuorolari true true like LadyT said angry
Celebrities / Re: Toni Payne Files For Divorce, Reveals How Her Marriage Crashed. by RyanShort(m): 8:25pm On Apr 07, 2011
God save us from shameless broke poor churchrat families. I have to shine my eyes before I marry.
Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko (Yoruba Movie Star) In Street Fight by RyanShort(m): 8:20pm On Apr 07, 2011
Area father himself.
Autos / Re: Deposit Refunded. by RyanShort(m): 8:16pm On Apr 07, 2011
Getting there gradually

Two down (timothy001, Osama10)

And three to go (Piedpiper, Gaylord, Sunshemi)

Feel free to GENTLY correct me if I am wrong.
Family / When Divorce Is The Answer by RyanShort(m): 12:45am On Jul 28, 2010
How does divorce works in Nigeria?
What chance does a woman have of leaving her marital home, can a woman initiate divorce?
What happens if the other party contests to the petition and refuses to sign?


For a friend in an abusive relationship for whom enough is enough.
Celebrities / Re: Jailed Nigerian Movie Star Delivers Baby In Prison by RyanShort(m): 8:21pm On Jul 16, 2010
Tudór:

^^
Whats with the Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, are you retarded??


R u a daft blind dingbat to miss out that she started the yo~yoing shitnik undecided Buncha Dundee United cool


spikedcylinder:

And I ask again, what's the point of reporting a story when the readers still need to use google? Is yahoo news not there? Or 234next that they might read the original news article first? Why will anyone one need to raise references for a NEWS STORY? Do you consult google everytime you listen to Fox news or CNN? [size=18pt]Besides, the question about names was not targeted at the OP who did not write the story, it was targeted at the reporter [/size] who expects everyone to know who 'Temmy' is. Get with the programme, you slimy git. undecided undecided
Also, what 'dust' did I raise? And who is fighting whom? You are indeed retarded.
Elede.undecided undecided undecided undecided




So why not just freaking say so instead of getting your pata nla in a twist , dang women and verbal diarrhoea like a rabid nkita !!!  angry Obuko , ewu !!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Jailed Nigerian Movie Star Delivers Baby In Prison by RyanShort(m): 7:16pm On Jul 11, 2010
spikedcylinder:

Yo Sherlock, why does one need to google a news article? Its not very smart for journalists to report a story without putting full names for clarification. If we all googled every article that is placed on NL without having the rights to ask questions, what then is the point?
Talk about 'condescending'. undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided



Yo Dumbo, not telling you to google the whole news article but a freaking name, and I am not surprised that a twit like you does not know that the reason references are put in place is for people to be able to refer to the source.

Yo defender of the defenceless, did you not also raise dust about some "fight" which encapsulated my whole post that peeps need not fight over something as inconsequential as the actress' surname angry Bleeding one track minded schmuck angry









NB

No wonder ma lil cosin is addicted to this forum full of plonkers grin
Romance / Re: Help, My Boyfriend Is Dating Someone Else by RyanShort(m): 1:33pm On Jul 10, 2010
Lol @ topic, siddon there dey call am your boyfriend, you don lose.
Romance / Re: I'm So Scared,confused And Mad,pls Room Help Me Out! by RyanShort(m): 1:30pm On Jul 10, 2010
Don't ASTHMATICS travel by buses in Nigeria shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: Help Pleaseee by RyanShort(m): 1:16pm On Jul 10, 2010
timothy001:

Nralander please help.My girl friend claim to be a virgin. But i told her i would cut off if she is not, Then on Valentines day.We both had intimacy, Blood came out, She didn't really shout because and i ask her why didn't she shout she said it because i did it from back.Today again we had intimacy and blood came out but not as much as the last time, The blood stained my cloth.I was like, Can a virgin bleed 2 diffrent times.And she said she bleeded because i did the first one from back and the second one was in front , I was shocked.So i called my friend and ask them.They said it a lie that she used allum to wash her virginal and that why she bleeded 2 times, Please help, it is possible for a virgin to bleed 2 times on diffrent day? And why is it that she always like to go into the bathroom to wash her virginal before coming to have intimacy, please help me so i know how to treat her.?


Poster, how dumb can you be undecided why not Zap her 3 more times and see if she will bleed before coming to open this thread grin


She bled so much she soaked your shirt, if it is chicken blood she is going to insert whilst pretending she is cleaning up, maybe she forgot she had already tried that trick out on you once, hence reason she bled twice grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


i loove this website meeeen cheesy
Romance / Re: Am Confused by RyanShort(m): 1:09pm On Jul 10, 2010
Bloody hell, i can see a lot of nairalanders on this thread needs sex education 001, a one day old little baby's little finger is long enough to rupture an hymen FFS. You are the second guy she has confessed has prodded, poked, licked, sucked, explored every orifice in her body, yet she is still forming virgin because virginity is synonymous with a virtuous Godfearing woman who respects her body, she is still a virgin indeed, i can't fit shout cheesy IgnoraNCE is indeed bliss cool


As per Nigerian girls partaking in vigorous sports, thought i had heard it all cheesy


I love this website grin
Romance / Re: Relationship With Your Scammer by RyanShort(m): 12:56pm On Jul 10, 2010
This stupid poster is a textbook example that the juju some of these scammers dabble in, works undecided How pathetic and desperate and rusty can one be undecided And then deciphering someone telling you the barefaced, raw, undilted, bitter truth is not the brightest crayon in the box, oh the irony undecided undecided undecided Go ahead and meet him, over ripe glutton for punishment lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Im Confused Oh by RyanShort(m): 3:59pm On Jun 27, 2010
You can't say one reason why you want to be with him, so when you marry him you will still cheat on him and look down on him angry
Sports / Dissallowed Goal - Football Or Soccer Or Whatever You Wanna Call It Suck by RyanShort(m): 3:44pm On Jun 27, 2010
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry HOW CAN ONE MAN (THE REFEREE) DECIDE THE FATE OF MANY angry angry angry angry angry ONLY IN FOOTBALL angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry


NOT WATCHING AGAIN angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: What Do You Wish For? by RyanShort(m): 7:50am On Jun 24, 2010
vivaladiva:

hmmmm ive almost certainly experienced that b4
dude let your guard down b4 its too late
some guys dont know that this bullshit tingy brings out the worst in some women, i am a prime example
if u show me u dont give a poo, i will show u who the queen of not giving a poo is
no point loving if u cant show or share it
if u want to experience true love, u have to be vulnurable to a certain degree
u cnt recieve with a clenched fist, n if your fist is clenched how in gods name is she suppose to know u want to recieve
red light for stop, green light for go
u get my point


This is deep, especially the emboldened part, wow, i'm stunned, thanks for being a blessing and putting things into perspective Sis.
Romance / Re: Her Friend. by RyanShort(m): 7:38am On Jun 24, 2010
femmy2010:

Didadavid,are you learning how to talk?learn to be more polite.my humble advice.i guess you do not know the meaning of FICTIONAL


I guess he was addressing the fictional character and being fictional means people responding can afford to be more blunt and brutal in their responses wink


vivaladiva:

tripple AAA batteries not suitable for devices that reqire double AA batteries
pls be warned ooooooo


lol, thats some funny shi.t right here cheesy
Romance / Re: What Do You Wish For? by RyanShort(m): 7:33am On Jun 24, 2010
Thanks Viv, she just can't reconcile the fact that there is a gentle docile spirit under my macho and bullish demeanour sad
Celebrities / Re: Isn't She Pretty? by RyanShort(m): 7:30am On Jun 24, 2010
Skidoc:

JAMB Question: Isn't she pretty?
Answer: No she's not.


That can't be all, I could have sworn I saw the part where it said only pretty people could comment on whether the subject is pretty or not undecided


Petty people/petty nation
Romance / Re: What Do You Wish For? by RyanShort(m): 7:23am On Jun 24, 2010
I wish she'd understand I am capable of love, wish she could see that i bleed when she cuts me cool
Career / Re: Please Advice Me I Am Confuse by RyanShort(m): 7:14am On Jun 24, 2010
worldmuller:

My name is muller, i am planing to start up business in nigeria but i am comfuse on the type of business  i will go into,after long time of sarching i fine out that mattress business will be good for my location,but now i am asking MOUKA FOAM  and  VITA FOAM  which is the best in Nigeria market? but I think is Mouka Foam, what du you think ?


If possible, why not stock both, like maybe 90% Mouka foam to 10% Vitafoam to reach out to all.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Halima Abubakar by RyanShort(m): 7:10am On Jun 24, 2010
Some people have Acne, Excema, Psoriasis, Leprosy, etc and might not be able to get professional treatment needed to cure this, probably due to no funds or no such specialist clinic, NOW DO YOU JOBLESS PEOPLE GO ROUND SPOTTING THEM, STARING THEM OUT, POINTING AT THEM, MAKING FUN OF THEM


LIFE IS A B.I.T.C'H undecided
Travel / Re: Nigeria Embassy London Worst Mgmt Thread - Outdated! by RyanShort(m): 11:25pm On Jun 20, 2010
I have my son endorsed on my wife's Nigerian passport, and now have another baby on the way, do we endorse this on the same passport?

By the way, it is not an e-passport so would this be a problem?

Thanks in advance.
Celebrities / Re: Muna Obiekwe Vs Van Vicker by RyanShort(m): 11:01pm On Jun 20, 2010
What a comparison, OP must be smoking expired weed lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Isn't She Pretty? by RyanShort(m): 10:54pm On Jun 20, 2010
Flawless skin, but too much teeth in a too wide mouth, so facially she doesn't cut it, okay maybe 3.5/10.
Romance / Re: A Broken Heart Isn't A Broken Dream Nor A Broken Hope : My Story by RyanShort(m): 5:34pm On Jun 20, 2010
TheCongo:

 
If you have been tossed unclothed in the desert, don’t lose hope. You can still walk out of that desert and out of your unclothedness with a brand new suit, a pair of alligator shoes and a new song. I am a living testimony.  Life is a long journey; it takes us places we never dreamed of; some are good and some are not that good, but we get out every time with a new experience or knowledge. And sometimes a lesson can be learned only long time after the event. A broken heart can also be a blessing in disguise.  Suffer, grow, and overcome.




What if there are children involved? I want to be a part of my children's life. God chose me as their Dad and caregiver for a reason, as part of their destiny, will i be able to move on too cry


Heck it is even Father's day today sad sad sad
Romance / Re: Marrying Us For U.s. Citizenship by RyanShort(m): 5:03pm On Jun 20, 2010
madlady:

@Poster if it's a straight-up business deal then that seems very high. undecided



What she is trying to portray is that one should not bank on the initial figure quoted because the bride's eyes would have opened before the papers are ready, hence need to have extra money on the side to tidy up lose ends. Still blackmail though.
Celebrities / Re: Meet The Four Richest Nigerian Pastors. by RyanShort(m): 4:32pm On Jun 20, 2010
I can imagine the kind of private jet Jesus used, in His time, bet it would have been out of this world undecided
Celebrities / Re: Fans Excoriate Mercy Johnson by RyanShort(m): 4:27pm On Jun 20, 2010
nellaluv:

. . . i almost witnessed how a lady was nearly stripped unclothed in broad daylight lol.



And would stripping her naked have made things better, people and their misplaced priorities, no wonder why the Country seems Godforsaken undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Should I Accept Him by RyanShort(m): 3:57pm On Jun 20, 2010
Looking at the bigger picture, he has made his intention known, he ONLY wants to Zap you, END OF lipsrsealed


You need to go and do thanksgiving and thank your maker for giving you wisdom to come here to discuss this before going ahead.


As long as your Sister is married to his Brother, he remains your inlaw, so the 4 years he has been chasing you does not mean jackshit, he will still be chasing you for the next 16 years until he gets to Zap you. Get your head outta the sand.
Celebrities / Re: Jailed Nigerian Movie Star Delivers Baby In Prison by RyanShort(m): 12:30pm On Jun 20, 2010
To those condescendingly requesting to know Temi's surname, pay attention to the not so subtle hint and clue "Famous Nigerian Actress" in the write-up and google it, google your friend, dammit undecided undecided undecided

Dunno why Nigerians are so petty and have to fight over everything.

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