LegendHero:
HIGHER INSTITUTIONS IN NIGERIA

Top 12 States — Count
1 🟣Lagos — 59
2 🟣Ogun — 49
3 🟣Osun — 46
4 🟠Kwara — 46
5 🟣Oyo — 45
6 🔴Kano — 44
7 🔴Kaduna — 42
8 🟤Delta — 36
9 🟢Enugu — 33
10 ⚫Bauchi — 32
11 🟤Edo — 30
12 🟠Benue — 28

(Univ, Poly, Colleges of Education)


🟠NC ⚫NE 🔴NW 🟢SE 🟤SS 🟣SW

This statistics is fake. Which Bauchi state are they talking about. The Bauchi I know or another one. Where is Imo state.

Klechman:

I just ended a relationship with my girlfriend
Everything you wrote about your narc ex is exact the same thing she exhibited almost everything you experienced, it seem as if we dated the same person
The prayerful, dress well, me always apologizing for her wrongs everything I experienced

What was her name, sorry to ask

Haha narc exhibit same traits. It seems asif they learn to do same thing. Thank your stars you are free.

I am sure we didn't date same girl. But , her name is Favour.

Godwin4444:
What people from land of d rising hate refuse to understand about politics is what south south is teaching them

In politics no permanent friend n no permanent enemy

El rufai was d first person to declare Buhari was d only ex military ruler that wasn't decorated n when the time came they became friends n move on n they both make things happen

Jonathan was more of an enemy to tinubu back then but when he needed to win south west election he alligned with tinubu n he got what he wanted

This is the same thing south south people are doing, they were once enemies to APC n even tinubu in particular cos he joined hands to hoist Jonathan but today south south are leaning towards tinubu n it's giving results

Unlike our brothers from d land of d rising hate who will prefer to hold on to hate than move on to progressive life, now south south are gradually making themselves friends with both APC n PDP so when next presidency is coming to d south they can have an edge but u see those ones

Na hate go kpai them

We are learning the politics so fast. And we are ok with that. Hope you and your household have eaten today. Nice lessons I must say.

elganzar:
I'm telling you_

Israel 🇮🇱 is the new Russia 🇷🇺
China 🇨🇳 is the new USA 🇺🇸

I would rather cross FSB or the CIA_ than to be on IDF's bad side

You mean MOSSAD?

dealhunter:
You are the illiterate here bro,25%+40k increment in my salary gave me d grace to safe 50k for my next year rent renewal,which i find so difficult to do on my old salary.....I guess you are not a salary eaner.... assuming you a salary eaner and ur last month salary is 100k,then,this month they increase it to 150k,and you said there nothing you can use d 50k to do,bro,ur village peoples are ontop ur matter...

Probably you have not been paying bills untill now. The purchasing power of the naira has been eroded. I don't know how I want to explain it to you more than how I explained to that guy.

You earned 10k in 2015 and spends 8k with a savings of 2k, now your salary is increased to 50k, but you need 80k to eat and live the way you do before, then the increase is of no importance. The economy is better off when you earned 10k

That is why I called him an illiterate, that is in response to his harsh words to someone who made a God analysis up there.

Exousiang01:



Go and tell the low income earner who just received an additional N40k this and see if he won't stone you....

You are an illiterate... The low income earners know well that 40k increment in their salaries is nothing compared to the current inflation.

They know that, they rather received 18k and buy a bag of foreign rice at #8k than receive #70k and buy a bag of same rice at #105k.

Ezewuzie01:
Due to the harsh economic reality in Nigeria and insecurity which causes Monday sit at home especially in Abia state that hosts their soap and detergent unit, long-time multinational PZ cussons is finally leaving the country..



https://punchng.com/fx-crisis-pz-cussons-to-sell-nigeria-subsidiaries-others/

I have read the write up and didn't see where they said they are closing Aba factory or that the sit at home is a problem.

Sometimes I ask my self, what type of inferiority complexe will make other tribes, like the Yoruba tribe to always dream and talk about Ndigbo. Una no dey tire? If I were to be a Yoruba man, I would truly be ashamed of my tribesmen.

MimiBiggs:
A black South African lady has described the mentality of many South African youth saying they are lazy and don't like to take opportunities given to them while foreigners are ready to work for a quarter of wages.

She also commented that they will rather rely on grants than to work hard and make money.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTFk5lnEtOE

Like SA youths like Yoruba youths...

advanceDNA:


Maybe u should Google what lover means

What does lover mean? So I carry olosho go hotel, she don become my lover?

Saintinoo:


You are a stack illiterate and you know that, go back and know what the job of NAFDAC is, VDM that reported you "god" to them is more intelligent than you.

Who is talking about spirituality, your god should try that in Europe, he will not only be arrested but be thrown to fail for misleading the public.

So you expect NAFDAC to register some useless "miracle" water from one funny criminal, what do you take the NAFDAC for, a kind of place where kids play "hide and seek".

I don't blame you, you really need an IQ boosting.

You are also very luck I wasn't able to upload pictures, I would have cleared your ignorance once.


FUNCTIONS OF NAFDAC

The functions of NAFDAC as provided in the enabling law that establishes it are to:
Regulate and control the importation, exportation, manufacture, advertisement, distribution, sale and use of food, drugs, cosmetics, medical devices, bottled water, Chemicals and detergents (Regulated Products);
Conduct appropriate tests and ensure compliance with standard specifications designated and approved by the Council for effective control of quality of regulated products and their raw materials as well as their production processes in factories and other establishments;

This was gotten from the NAFDAC website, you can see clearly where "testing" of products was stated as one of their functions. Well, I don't blame you. Most of you here are kids who don't know anything aside what you read on Facebook and Twitter. I know much about NAFDAC because I have been opportuned to manage a factory where I sealed directly with most of their officials.

ivolt:

Imbe cile.
NAFDAC or any food/drug agency in the world cannot test for miracle claims.

In your extreme ignorance, you think NAFDAC will gather barren women and then
give them the "miracle water" for proof.


Immediately I saw "efficiency of the products" in your post, I knew exactly who I am dealing with.
I only replied to save some readers from falling for your gibberish post.

Next time when adults are having a discussion, just shut up and read. If you still don't understand, ask for help.
SMH.

You are a stack illiterate and you know that, go back and know what the job of NAFDAC is, VDM that reported you "god" to them is more intelligent than you.

Who is talking about spirituality, your god should try that in Europe, he will not only be arrested but be thrown to fail for misleading the public.

So you expect NAFDAC to register some useless "miracle" water from one funny criminal, what do you take the NAFDAC for, a kind of place where kids play "hide and seek".

I don't blame you, you really need an IQ boosting.

ivolt:
This press release should have focused solely on registration/non-registration status of the consumable products.
NAFDAC has no business with miracle or magical claims.

A smart lawyer will make the miracle issue a red herring and may get the case destroyed based on technicality.

NAFDAC has already answered the most important question.
Was the product registered, NO.

Then the next step should be arraignment and prosecution.

See how you just disgraced yourself by trying to sound smart, you sounded like an illiterate alamajeri. What do you think NAFDAC is all about? An agency where you just bring products to be registered without due testing to know the efficiency of the products?

You think NAFDAC have not tested it and confirmed that it is fake? Una go dey call lawyer lawyer, like say na drama...

82man:
Na hungry kill another idiot Tinubu emilokan followers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hmmmm, my hand no dey ooo.

lextube:


In developed countries, nobody leaves the transportation sector in the hands of private individuals.

The FG should invest massively in the transport sector and remove every private individual from the transport sector. That's the only solution to this nonsense going on in the country.

Which developed by countries are you talking about?

Penguin2:
During the election, most of us threw our weight behind the best candidate on offer who was none other than Peter Obi.

But some people, because of tribalism, shortsightedness or outright ignorance, chose to vilify Peter Obi and Obidients, promising to teach them a lesson.

When after the election, INEC announced Tinubu, they were supposedly laughing at Obi and his supporters that they will learn lessons.

But yesterday I was coming back from work and due to lack of fuel, we pulled over to get fuel from a black marketer and he said 5litres of fuel was N8000. That’s N1,600 per litre. And this was in Lagos o. I could only imagine what it would be in places like Sokoto and Kano.

Now, the price of fuel has gone almost times 4 and it is still not available.

Because of the price of fuel, price of transportation has gone astronomically higher, and with it would be the price of commodities again.

So, my fellow countrymen, hope Peter Obi is learning his lessons?

Can anybody confirm if he’s still able to afford one litre of fuel?

Or a paint of garri?

Who knows if he’s still able to feed Margaret once a day?

Huh?

My bloda, we are learning oooo. Just came back from class where lecturer Adamu and Wale taught us Politics 203. As you know, we are in the second year of our 4 years course.

Fuel at #1500 Dollar @ #2000 by December loading....

Tayorshd87:


U can't get it anywhere in the world for PMS is usually 1.2$ as at today .

So it's not about Tinubu it's about world petrol price .

Petrol is a global market and not bread and beans that we can buy any amount.

Please verify before condemning your president

They have a slightly good point than you. Most of your are comparing petrol prices forgetting the "exchange rate" which plays a vital role in petrol pricing in different countries. Although you have a very good point too, but, if our currency is a bit stronger to the dollar, we won't be buying petrol at #1200.

blaise26abj:



0.62 dollars *1600 = 992 Naira per litre . That is Saudi’s pump price . Saudi refines its own oil .

So Saudi dey use naira?

sniperr007:
If Nigerians don't enter the street for this, then I don't see anything happen that will make them enter street in the near future.

They would, if the president was an Igbo man.

Segzy19:
Surely another protest will burst out soon
It's just too sure....

No one can sustain buying fuel at #855....
People will park their vehicles at home
More trekkers on the street
More people will take to public transport
More overloading by drivers

Businesses that use power generator will surely suffer, and many will pack up

Another protest bursts out soon, and this one will be so bloody.... Even the security forces will join...

#855? Where will you see it at that price, NNPC? Oga prepare to buy fuel at #1100 - #1200. Nigerians most be fit from trekking.

Electorate:


People in Government are scared of the Dangote dynasty but instead of them to use state resources to compete with him they f.oolishly decide to deprive their people jobs out of hate for one man,

They are so ignorant to the point that they don't know Dangote is not a private business owned by Dangote himself but a public conglomerate with Nigerians and Foreigners as shareholders.

People like you are the problem of Nigeria. Yes, I stand with those people in government. Dangote should compete and not wait to enjoy some Monopoly.

You don't know what Monopoly does to the economy of a country that is why you are here defending the monopolist.

Ayomide11111:
Should I consider what happened yesterday? Nairaland pls advice.

I came back from the studio yesterday's afternoon and I met my girlfriend in my house, yes she has one of my spare keys, I entered the house and I went straight to the kitchen.

I met her washing plates in the kitchen and I greeted her that she has done well but when I was about to leave the kitchen I observed that the kitchen walls were wet because anytime you cook in my kitchen the tiles on the walls gets wet due to the heat. Then, I asked her "babe what did you cook?" She said nothing that she only boiled water. I believed her and I did not suspect her because of the response but I was kind of thinking the water must have boiled over 100°c for those tiles to get wet.

I left the kitchen and I went to the bedroom when I got to the bedroom I saw some trashes she left undisposed and I was irritated and I decided to go and disposed them but when I got to our refuse bin I saw a fresh egg shells and some fresh noodles' pieces, I was kind of confused that which of my neighbors would have left his/her waste bin and come to used mine. Yet, I never thought too much because I knew it was my girlfriend, maybe she just wants to pull my legs that was why she lied at first, I concluded.

When I got inside I found her inside the bedroom, she's done washing plates, then I put it to her jokingly "babe next time you cook noodles and eggs make sure you dispose the nylons properly because you didn't do it well today." As if I ignited a flame she took it up with me angrily that why should I be saying that, that she never cooked anything since morning and I was accusing her wrongly....bla..bla..bla..bla... And she acted so real and dry like as if truly she didn't cook.

Mind you, that she cooked wasn't my problem, why would I get disturbed that my girlfriend cooked and ate in my house? But every evidences I was seeing were making me to ask her if truly she cooked but she kept denying and not that I got angry at this point.

I told her to forget about everything that not that I'm suspecting her but I just felt all what I have been seeing showed me that you cooked and not that I will kill you if you did. You're my woman why would you lied to me if you do things in my home. We shut the chapter and everyone was fine.

After like 5 minutes I went to the kitchen to cook beans, personally I don't like it when my gas cooker is dirty but my girl is a messy lady she doesn't care and I have been fighting over this on how to sort her out. I decided to clean the gas cooker and immediately as I raised the stand I saw enough fresh noodles at the angle corners of the gas Cylinder. I stood up and gave it a thought. After, I decided to show her so that she would not deny it. I called her to come to the kitchen and when she got to the kitchen I showed her and she could not say anything.

Then I asked her "as little as cooking noodles and you lied. Why did you lie on this very little matter? Why babe? " Not that that I will quarrel with you why you cooked and eat. Why? When I was coming from the studio I have already bought things that we are going to eat. Why such a big denial and lie on a little matter? Why?

Pls Nairaland I suggested this is one of the RED FLAGS. Isn't it? Pls advice.

Got tired of reading... While, that is not my problem but the red flag here is that you are too stupid give your keys to a supposed girlfriend. Sorry for the insult though.

In summary, your relationship with that girl will end in tears, I am not wishing you bad luck, just saying from experience.

Glimpsetv:
Two men have been caught attempting to perform a money ritual using sand taken from three different bank locations.

Confessing to the accusation, they revealed that they planned to collect sand from three banks—Access Bank, Wema Bank, and UBA—for the ritual. Speaking in the Yoruba dialect, they explained how they intended to carry out the ritual.

The question is, can sand collected from banks actually be used for such purposes?

Let's hear your thoughts in the comments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLZjm74zaso?si=a5ERWTQMf7_OZWlh

Haha Yoruba people will not kill me, they believe that Ndigbo made their money from rituals so they too can do same.

Bendeco2020:
They only hate jonathan because he is close and associates with the tribe they hate.

Yorubas are very dangerous.

Most Igbos don't know how these people hate them with passion that's why they foolishly reside and invest in their region

Their are good ones among them, but the bad ones suppress them and don't allow them speak out most times

Na for people wey dey follow them mumu. If they stab me for leg, i go stab them harder for eyes. No time to complain or play victim

I have been saying this to people I know, as an Igbo man, I rather stay with a hausa man, respect his religion and be safe than to stay with a Yoruba man. Though, I believe their are good Yoruba too.

A Hausa man will only attack you if you insult or threaten his religion. He doesy care if you are prosperous in his town, as Hausa men have also started learning business from Igbo men. But a Yoruba man will kill you, destroy you business and not know how to manage it because he of envy.

Goodday90:


https://x.com/ruffydfire/status/1828333250760069340?s=46&t=odQ-HTD9pXqssKnB-Me8zw

Yoruba people, safe for the few logical ones are really terrible. I keep asking myself, what was the sins of GEJ that made them fight him with every blood in their body only to install two worst president Nigeria have ever had.

Like, so people with this type of reasoning live with me in this world?

Broveens42:
Simon ekpa has reacted to Tvc's news personnel who mistakenly called out IPOB while reporting Shiites attacks, calling it the highest level of hatred towards Biafrans.
However, some social media users do not think the action of the journalist was involuntary as she was clearly looking at her script.


https://twitter.com/simon_ekpa/status/1828326145877487883/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1828326145877487883&currentTweetUser=simon_ekpa

Even here in Nairaland, they call Igbo and Peter Obi on every issue that concern is or not. That is the level of hatred tht have towards the Southeast. They sleep at night thinking that evil befall Ndigbo, at the mention of Ndigbo, they grumble.

ogododo:


https://dailytrust.com/21-states-seek-n1-65trn-loans-despite-40-rise-in-faac-revenues/

Soludoooooooo 240bn? I pity the next Anambra state governor.

ariesbull:
Anambra is the only Igbo state courtesy of Onitsha in that group

And Nnewi...

The restructuring of Nigeria where every region or state manages it resources and governs itself internally still remains the solution to Nigeria problem.

Change leaders all you want, nothing will change, although total dissolution of the country would have been better, but we are not yet matured for that.

The insecurity in Nigeria have come to stay, people are making mad money from it, Nigeria is gone to the dogs.

sketching:
I was middle class... I have since downgraded... Even last week, I didn't enjoy one of the meal I ate through out.

You still dey choose meal?

naturefellow:
blame everyone and everything except the people that put you in the situation.

Is it trauma-bond or Stockholm syndrome?

Tht have increased his stipends from 30k to 50k what do you expect?

Mercenary123:
. I just wish I can get hold of him. I am ready to go behind bars for his sake

The guy is feeling the heat more than any of us, and also want this government out but cannot say that publicly. Na una weh dey reply am dey waste una time.

Jokerman:
People with Families, how are you coping?

Teachers how are you Coping?

N 1000 cannot even drink Garri again, Groundnut that we used to buy #5 Naira, now #100 Naira and #200 Naira.

Satchet Milk now 200/250 Naira, Nylon sugar now #100, what about Garri Ijebu cup?

What pains me most now is that Meat Pie and Egg roll is now #500 Naira per one... Lke how??

Government should do something please!

Why you come dey mention teachers na, well in teachers do you?

Well, even people earning well know very much that they need another source of income to survive.