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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze: To Be Like Dangote, Bill Gates Stop Listening To Oyedepo & Adeboye by samael: 5:24pm On Mar 24, 2018
Brandy on a ganja.
Car Talk / Re: Placing Plastic On A Car As Method Of Advertising For Sale: What's Origin? by samael: 11:42am On Mar 23, 2018
This is a good post to enlighten the Nigerian people and its interesting that many people don't know what it stands for., I will be straight to the point,people looking to sell vehicles fast/diabolic way place this evil bottle or container on vehicles which they subscribe/get from muslim clerics who already enchanted evil unto the water in these bottles prescribing: buy the vehicle no matter what condition you find it and at a commanded price tag. So anyone looking to a buy a vehicle and you find a bottle on top just walk away from evil cos the vehicle has already has evil on it. A word is enough for the wise 'now' . Good day.
Politics / Re: Jacob Zuma Arrives Imo For A 2-Day Visit (Photos) by samael: 9:12am On Oct 14, 2017
This is not done! for Mr Zuma to fly down to Nigeria and straight to Imo state governor?! disrespect! to the Nigerian Presidency,protocol broken, Zuma's first port of call should have been to see President Buhari, oh well the governors are just doing as they please. God help us.
Politics / Re: Men Kneel Before Nnamdi Kanu To Address Him In His Home. Photos by samael: 9:23pm On Jun 11, 2017
Biafrans just entered one chance in the hands of Nnamdi Kanu.

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Killed This Civet With One Bullet (Photos) by samael: 5:33pm On May 08, 2017
Bullet!! Who are you? Where did you get the gun?
Romance / Re: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by samael: 2:27pm On May 05, 2017
One chance calling.
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Senegalese Jollof Rice Is Better On CNN - Nigerians Blast Him by samael: 9:42am On Apr 29, 2017
I've been to Senegal and eaten their Jollof rice,let's say its good but Nigeria Jollof is more enticing and delicious cos of the on the table additions so it definitely surpasses Senegalese Jollof rice. You have to know when one is an hemp smoker even drinking yellow garri can taste far better than grilled chicken.
Family / Re: I Feel My Father -in -law Is Trying To Control Me by samael: 12:49pm On Mar 25, 2017
YOUR FATHER IN-LAW IS NOT TRYING TO CONTROL YOU.ITS A CORRUPT LANGUAGE HE THREW AT YOU: SIMPLY MEANING GIVE ME CASH WEEKLY OR MONTHY.
Family / Re: Pls Help!! My Wife Fought With My Mother Following A Quarrel. What Should I Do? by samael: 8:32am On Mar 28, 2015
Brother MAN don't just take it lightly at all,your wife and you is one,don't accept any traditional nonsence in your house,some mothers want to lord over their adult sons forever,firstly an album is meant to enjoy viewing pictures in it when handed to guest,that includes blood relatives who don't live in your house,your mother has no authourity whatsoever! to take out any picture in the guise of it's my sons album,she should be the one to apologise to your wife for slapping her,bro if she doesn't,you're actually the one being slapped.Man don't take nonsence! at all !!!

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Travel / Re: My Experience At US Embassy In Lagos Today by samael: 7:35pm On Mar 26, 2015
You were answering questions not asked,these guys at the embassy get iritated easilly,bear in mind they attend to quite a number of people amongs are nut heads that make them go nuts too.

VO:how long are u staying there
Ans: 2weeks. simple

VO: how much do u earn
Ans: 180k. simple

VO: Are you married?
Ans: Yes. simple

They don't like it when you want to create other questions for them.

God's command next time.

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