bcuz u wash d poo off ur anus with ur left hand

satowind:
Iphone 3 fairly used

u look ugly

tobimillar:
She fine small sha, but pls who is tiwa salvage again?

u again. u never stop ur stupidity... iam glad u are still foolish

faCt about life....

if u are born poor its not ur fault; if u die poor its definitely ur fault. #MoralLesson

don't give ↑up on ur dreams. keep sleeping

that's the change he his talking about

Ranks007:
bro u wan kil me wit laff, typical african settings....best thread in a while

lol... naso d mata go o

my cousin brother 3+ and his dad...

Cousin: daddy buy me a gun

Dad: why shld i buy u a gun

Cousin: i want to use it to shoot u

Dad: No...nooooo... i wil not buy u a gun

Cousin: Oya daddy sorry...sorry. i will not use it to shoot u again, i will shoot mummy.

Dad: ok son i will buy u a gun.

Mum runs out frm kitchen...

Mum: u will use the gun to shoot ur father family people...

Me jus dey laff dem... Lwkm dat day

Snakes or Worms?

but i can't remember any of my teacher ... I remember uncle Sam shaaa, he his not my teacher but my hostel master... mhen uncle cn task students when they return frm holiday.

at the same time me chiling by the river bank with my girlfriend Ruka

Before we say the officials are Corrupt but now we say Corruption is Official... Nigeria my country i hail o

really... my iPhone6 loading...........

asokoromadam:

I hate it when people use past tense instead of present or continuous. Go to school shithead

bros dis is the 5th tyms i going through ur write up still i don't understand d sense u are trying to bring out

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sorry ly2 girl, such is life, i was also raped by my school aunty when i was 11yrs old... though i did not tell anyone cus i enjoyed it

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i learnt he's no longer a pastor that he's now the vice-president... how come he is preaching?

Shawtout to my dad he's a teacher

check d pics well one of d lady has yam leg... just saying

non... jus lyk tu be myself

pretydiva:
Is rotimi one of d comedians 2 perform ni

jamb question😜

pls how cn i change my nairaland username

Who is Uche Jombo?

iam impress

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Jona d destroyer in cheif

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