A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, 'June.'

'Yes, this is June.'

'Will you marry me?'

'Of course I will! Who's this?'

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Please was I wrong?

I was in a bus, chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly I found out that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation.


Since I did not want to embarrass the man, so l decided to change the topic "please, tell my superior in Isis that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the planned destination before the bombs explode because there is a terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure that the casualty figure will be high since we are over 30 in our bus and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3 minutes for the bomb to go off bye- bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed.

The Man, without allowing the bus to stop quickly opened the bus window and jumped out and eventually died, please who killed him?..
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The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote 'Revelation 3 verse 20' on the back and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3 verse 10.'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3 verse 20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'

Genesis 3 verse 10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
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A doctor walks into a room full of patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall.

He then tells all the patients that whoever wants to escape, should use that door. Immediately they all rush towards it, but of course cannot go through.

However, one patient sits still in the back with a smile on his face. He has not moved at all. The doctor thinks he must be cured. He then asks the patient why he did not rush to the door, and the patient whispers, "They don't know that I'm the one who has the key."

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For those who push their kids to be doctors and lawyers and stop them from beating up other kids, or get angry when they get into fights, Mayweather just got paid 180 million dollars for this anti climax of a fight. That is 35820000000.00 naira. That is thirty five billion, eight hundred and twenty million naira for one fight.

Any teacher that stops my kid from fighting will answer to me. I am having boxing gloves all over my house, the patio, the garden, garage, everywhere boxing gloves.

Na pikin wey stubborn dey fight naim come good pass now. Dey there. No update your self. Family retirement money. Dey there dey beat your stubborn children instead of clapping for them.

In fact, if teacher calls you to school and says "your son beat up another student", all you should ask is was it a knockout or unanimous decision.

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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly, "Good morning son."

"Good morning pastor," replied the young man not taking his eyes off the plaque. "Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.

"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque.

Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one sir, the 10:30 AM or the 6:30 PM?"

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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faces the opposing lawyers.

 ‘Both of you have given me a bribe,’ he says.   ‘You, Tom, gave me £15,000.   And you, Harry, gave me £10,000.’   The judge reaches into his pocket, pulls out a cheque, and hands it to Tom.   ‘I’m returning £5,000, and we’ll now decide this case solely on its merits.’

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A doctor is talking to an expensive car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.

""Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

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One day two blind men started fighting.

Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them.

Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out 'I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife.'

Both men ran away.
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I see most of the prices of data plan crashing...as more users come on board...and the networks scrambling for subscribers cos in internet data subscription is where the big bucks is for them. But they really need to step up on their game ...trying to open a page for hours unending is annoying....pls,visit www.madamsabi. for inspiring rags to riches stories..tx

Sometimes, they can use 'light' to create a lighter image..but sadly and sincerely, bleaching is here to stay cos people then to 'like' lighter skinned people.. They see them as more attractive. The truth is we should learn to be comfortable in our skin and not believe in creating a false image especially at the detriment of our health and life. Pls, visit www.madamsabi. for inspiring articles. Thanks.

One of my favourite app is the Nigerian gossip app...it has over 30 blogs on it and it constantly updates itself..so I don't need to run around the web looking for Nigerian gist! Pls, visit www.madamsabi. for interesting and inspiring articles. There is always something for everyone..thanks

The businessman decided to ride on a trending brand! And I like what Patoranking did.soon...more business will begin to use his name..thanks to free publicity from patoranking Himself..pls, visit www.madamsabi....it is an inspirational blog that promises to help u thru that low moment and even the highs! Thanks

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

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The FBI Interview: 3 men were at the FBI Building for a job interview.

The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.


I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."

The next interviewee came into the office. The Agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he said.

The last man came into the office. The interviewer said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and went into the room.

The Agent heard 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming. The man came out of the room and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"

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I feel sad when I hear that high profiled couples like this are going through this phrase in their lives. We all have an Achilles heel. I sincerely pray that the whole family comes out better and stronger after this phrase. Children are bound to take sides. Please, visit www.madamsabi.wordpress. com for inspiring and enlightening articles. Thanks.

I love his determination to work on his size and he has been able to succeed and reduced his chances of developing obesity related ailments. Please, visit www. madamsabi. for interesting and inspiring articles. It promises to elevate your spirits, no matter your state of mind.

She is a very lovely Yoruba actress..at least from the few, I have seen. Life is all about changes and one has to move with the times..all she needs to do is to get private English lessons. Please, visit www.madamsabi.wordpress. com for interesting articles about people who made a positive turn around in their world.tx

It is so sad how we have swept the chibok girls episode under the carpet as we usually do to such things...can the government and the intelligent bodies tell us what is really happening.I find it hard to believe that the US and some foreign countries were involved in the search of these girls and drew blank..questions I ask myself..is there more to it than meets the eyes? Please visit www.madamsabi. for interesting and inspiring articles..it promises to add to your day...thanks

In Dame Patience's voice, darris is God o! Imagine if she was a married woman? That is will a straight divorce! But on the brighter side, imagine having all the races represented in a family....very unique...Please visit www.madamsabi. for interesting and inspiring articles. Tx

Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off.

Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is.....

When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers.

Oh my God! OMG!!! OMG!!! This is going to hurt....Its burning

A ghostly silence reigned, he gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers.

I sincerely apologise for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap... you should see my pants from the front

A passenger replies, Why don't you come here and see our PANTS FROM BEHIND!

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In Nigeria, it pays to port from one political party to the other and back again. As far as am concerned, they are all recycled politicans. It is time we see new faces...umm...visit www.madamsabi. for inspiring articles..

In Nigeria, it pays to port from one political party to the other...umm...visit www.madamsabi. for inspiring articles..

I just wish the Americans can sent it fast to Africa because right now in Liberia, Ebola victims are dying in the streets and causing more harm. It remains me of the great plague that happened in Europe in the 17the century. They need to save lives o because it gets out of hand. Pls, visit www.madamsabi. to read about the great plague. Thanks

Happy marriage life,doctor Sidney and Simisola. I love happy endings.. Pls, visit www.madamsabi., there is an article to address your every mood.thanks.

They are a great team.I just hope the divorce rumours are false. Visit www.madamsabi. for inspiring and interesting articles.

I hope so.No verified report yet. Pls, visit www.madamsabi. for interesting articles like the great plague in Europe that killed 1/3 of Europe. Tx

Nice one...am applausing! There are also nice clean jokes on www.madamsabi..pls visit.

At least she tried. She knows that anytime she calls Onyinye her "maid" some people go nuts..it helps to keep her " relevant". She has at least affected that girl positively by encouraging her to go to school. Pls, visit www.madamsabi. for interesting and impactful articles.

Very true. As close as the teeth and the tongue are, they quarrel, talk less of two people from two different backgrounds! Pls, visit www.madamsabi. for inspiring stories and u too can share yours too..don't worry.it will be written under an alias.