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Education / Re: "The Goat Died Inside The Water". Rewrite The Sentence Beginning With Water. by scondab(m): 3:46pm On Nov 17, 2023
*Water engulfed the goat, causing its demise.
*The goat's life was extinguished by the unforgiving depths of the water.
*The goat succumbed to the watery embrace, its life extinguished in the depths.
*The water claimed the goat as its own, silencing its bleats forever.
*The goat's life ebbed away in the unrelenting grasp of the water.
Politics / Re: Kukah, Peter Obi, Donald Duke, Bruce, Momodu, Onwenu Unite For Leah Sharibu by scondab(m): 11:38am On Feb 19, 2021
Jones4190:
According to a 19th-century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: "It's a marvelous day today"! The Truth looks up to the skies and sighs, for the day was really beautiful. They spend a lot of time together, ultimately arriving beside a well. The Lie tells the Truth: "The water is very nice, let's take a bath together!" The Truth, once again suspicious, tests the water and discovers that it indeed is very nice. They UnCloth and start bathing. Suddenly, the Lie comes out of the water, puts on the clothes of the Truth and runs away. The furious Truth comes out of the well and runs everywhere to find the Lie and to get her clothes back. The World, seeing the Truth naked, turns its gaze away, with contempt and rage.
The poor Truth returns to the well and disappears forever, hiding therein its shame. Since then, the Lie travels around the world, dressed as the Truth, satisfying the needs of society, because, the World, in any case, harbors no wish at all to meet the naked Truth.

Awesome
Politics / Re: Change Agenda: The Bible Warned Against APC, But We Don't Read The Bible. by scondab(m): 12:08pm On Nov 18, 2020
This book of the Bible has been fulfilled already
Family / Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? by scondab(m): 6:56pm On Dec 14, 2014
I can't believe nobody can see that the lady is pregnant
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Deloitte Nigeria Graduate Recruitment by scondab(m): 3:42pm On Aug 05, 2013
spongeback: Ok I do have an ACCA and my birthday is on 27th August
Considering you have ACCA, am surprised at this comment. You must be joking

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Politics / Re: Bill Clinton Bowing Down For Obama [PIC] by scondab(m): 10:32pm On Sep 06, 2012
akereconfi: Photoshop ni......take a look @ obama'z leg......abi naa azonto him wan dance....

I see so many Photoshop trash makin frontpage these days.......all these Mods
[quote author=akereconfi]Photoshop ni......take a look @ obama'z leg......abi naa azonto him wan dance....

Watch CNN and you will see this.

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Literature / Re: Giving Away Free Ebooks Of World Famous Authors by scondab(m): 8:40pm On Jun 26, 2012
please send Robert Ludlum's Bourn Legacy and Irvin Wallace or Mario Puzo novels to
Nairaland / General / Re: Brand New Nairaland Theme by scondab(m): 12:05pm On Apr 01, 2012
You people should cool down, this is a joke from Seun just for today. He will revert back to the old theme tomorrow. Trust me Google has done this before
Webmasters / Re: Which Strategy Are You Using To Get Keyword On Top? by scondab(m): 7:50pm On Oct 21, 2011
Do your keyword research and target only long tailed keywords(keywords with over 3 word) make sure keywords is about 6% of your article. Then start building links that are relevant to your site, the more the line the more you rank on Google
Webmasters / Re: Please Unban Me Requests Should Come In Here by scondab(m): 4:41pm On Oct 21, 2011
I think the spambot shld be fixed permanently so we don't come here to unban ourselves everytime

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