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Romance / Re: Why Women Prefer Sex At Night by seunfunmi33(m): 3:47am On Feb 25, 2016
Darkness or no darkness, sex in the afternoon is a taboo in ishan tribe according to what I saw on Fp.

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Romance / Re: Timetable For Sex. Boring Or Romantic. {my Experience} by seunfunmi33(m): 10:27pm On Feb 22, 2016
LastMumu:
My fiancée also forced me to accept this timetable sex of a thing. Now we only have sex once every day. Imagine sad
ah. sorry o. Just once a day is too small until you die
Romance / Re: Timetable For Sex. Boring Or Romantic. {my Experience} by seunfunmi33(m): 9:35pm On Feb 22, 2016
MrsPhyno:
sounds like something white people do grin
true. Oyinbo iyaff brainwashed us finish
Romance / Re: Timetable For Sex. Boring Or Romantic. {my Experience} by seunfunmi33(m): 9:23pm On Feb 22, 2016
Lalasticlala come and see food. Let's see what people thinks about this
Romance / Re: Timetable For Sex. Boring Or Romantic. {my Experience} by seunfunmi33(m): 9:09pm On Feb 22, 2016
Adufetohposh:
Timetable for sex That's so nonsensical! undecided
indeed nonsensical. Not even romantic.
Romance / Re: Timetable For Sex. Boring Or Romantic. {my Experience} by seunfunmi33(m): 9:07pm On Feb 22, 2016
oglalasioux:
Is lovemaking a routine thing or emotional thing?
I tire o

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Romance / Timetable For Sex. Boring Or Romantic. {my Experience} by seunfunmi33(m): 8:52pm On Feb 22, 2016
I have always wondered what it looks like to have a timetable for sex.
A family brother who is an uneducated rich business man came to seek my advice when her educated pretty wife brought the idea of timetable for sex. He asked y should he follow timetable before he has sex with his wife. Don't really know what to say but I just told him not to agree with the wife on that because to me it doesn't make any sense

I wonder what it feels like for the woman to know the days she will get screwed and when it won't happen. What happens when the timetable States that you will make love today and you are not in the mood. Or when you shouldn't have sex but you are in the mood.

Nairalanders what do you think
Phones / Pls Help Me With Code For Etisalat Android 3gb Plan 4 1k by seunfunmi33(m): 12:21pm On Feb 22, 2016
I need it pls
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Magu Meets Muhammad Al- Mahmud Over Money Laundering by seunfunmi33(m): 9:57pm On Feb 03, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Dasukigate: Alibaba & Gbenga Adeyinka Joke In Front Of Buhari (Video) by seunfunmi33(m): 12:57pm On Feb 03, 2016
Silly pot bellied jokers

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Religion / Re: Mbaka: One Kobo Of Buhari's Money Has Never Entered My Hand by seunfunmi33(m): 12:54pm On Feb 03, 2016
It's true he hasn't collected buhari's kobo but has collected millions

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Romance / Re: Five Criteria Ladies Use In Disqualifying Suitors by seunfunmi33(m): 12:47pm On Feb 03, 2016
The topic should be 5 reasons why women marry late and settle for less

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Claim That Boko Haram Is ‘Not Holding Any Territory’ Exaggerated by seunfunmi33(m): 10:45pm On Feb 01, 2016
mediachirps:
scammed you not us. I never like that cracked face man.
would you believe if I told you have never voted before. I just hate it. Y will I stand in the sun to vote in someone that will not remember when they get to office.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Claim That Boko Haram Is ‘Not Holding Any Territory’ Exaggerated by seunfunmi33(m): 9:44pm On Feb 01, 2016
BUHARI'S ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR:
1. " MINISTERAIL" Nomination
2. MINISTERAIL confirmation
3. U-17 World Cup, SCRABBLE, BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP ( By fire by force)
4. Stealing people's Mandates at the tribunals
5. Screwing our economy over (GEJ's fault)
6. Continuous loss of life ( GEJ'S fault)
7. Being a complete DUNCE
8. DISREGARD of Federal Character in His appointments (ADMIRAL GENERAL BUHARI OF WADIYA)
9. Political Witchhunt (Under the guise of his Anti-Corruption ANTI PDP Mirage)
10. Trying To Dictate To the Senate And HOR albeit unsuccessful ( Democracy Fought back)
11. PROPAGANDA AND LIES
12. Sold out WORLD TOURS
13. DEMARKETING NIGERIA AND QUASHING INVESTOR CONFIDENCE
14. MASS LAY-OFF( carried out by his ilk.. One Hameed Ali comes to mind)
15. OUTRIGHT DENIALS OF CAMPAIGN PROMISES
16. MASS EXODUS OF OUR MOST PRICED INVESTORS... JP MORGAN, Virgin Atlantic
17. Delaying the constitution of his cabinet "Till the fullness of time" or till the "old wine" became useless!
18. Spreading his epic syndrome "AIMDS "(Fayose you wicked oo)
19. Gonna Happen on Wednesday * SWEARING IN OF HIS PERSONAL "NOISEMAKERS"
PLEASE ADD YOURS!
CONGRATULATIONS DULLARPO! OYA MASTURBATORS, COME JERK OFF AND CUM ALL OVER THIS THREAD... in M.I's voice * It's allowed

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Claim That Boko Haram Is ‘Not Holding Any Territory’ Exaggerated by seunfunmi33(m): 9:44pm On Feb 01, 2016
Nigerians should live with the change they voted for. This is what you get when you vote out GOODLUCK Jonathan and vote in badluck Buhari.
Scammers selling fixed matches are learning work where Buhari and lie muhamed are scamming gullible Nigerians with change

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Claim That Boko Haram Is ‘Not Holding Any Territory’ Exaggerated by seunfunmi33(m): 9:42pm On Feb 01, 2016
It's no longer news that APC, Buhari and lie muhamed scammed us.

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Culture / Re: Bello: Masquerade Treks From Abuja To Okene To Celebrate Him (Photos) by seunfunmi33(m): 8:08pm On Feb 01, 2016
Wonders shall never end. Thought the madness ended when GEJ lost. But now it's time for masquerades.
Religion / Re: Some Questions About God. Pastors Come In Pls by seunfunmi33(m): 8:06pm On Feb 01, 2016
Nightie:


Lmao.... birds of dsame feather. #smh. U both ar quite far frm God. Wen last did u even study ur bible? Ur brains are already wiped clean wit 'prosperity messages' frm most pastors hu dnt even knw God. If at all u'v eva studied nd meditate d word of God, nd also listened to real men of God, u won't av issues wit all dis tinz dat u think ar mysteries to u.
and you who has studied the Bible, would you pls answer 2 of those questions up there
Politics / Re: Buhari To Visit France And Britain Tomorrow by seunfunmi33(m): 7:03pm On Feb 01, 2016
Is he also the tourist minister

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Religion / Re: Some Questions About God. Pastors Come In Pls by seunfunmi33(m): 7:00pm On Feb 01, 2016
aaronson:
The op asked a brilliant but quite philosophical question, if you got no idea, quit questioning his intelligence, he prolly got tired being dumb like you and now seeks to face reality.
don't mind that brainwashed youth who won't seek knowledge elsewhere apart from what is been thought in school or churches
Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus To Leila Djansi: You Have No Right To Insult Nollywood by seunfunmi33(m): 6:50pm On Feb 01, 2016
Just watched the video now and I think the guy might be right.

But who is he
Religion / Re: Some Questions About God. Pastors Come In Pls by seunfunmi33(m): 6:47pm On Feb 01, 2016
Nightie:
No offence, bt u're jst too wack for my liking. Frm ur questions, itz obvious u knw nothing abt d Bible or God. Take a month off nd go study ur bible. May God open up ur brain to undastnd him. God Bless u.
No offence, bt u're just too gross for my liking. From ur comment, it's obvious u are just a brain washed youth. Take a day off and reason my questions again and you will see Bible does not have answers to them.

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Religion / Some Questions About God. Pastors Come In Pls by seunfunmi33(m): 6:22pm On Feb 01, 2016
As far as I'm concerned, everywhere should be blank.. Why leave heaven to come to earth only to die and go back to heaven Then, some to Paradise, others to hell Why create evil in the first place
It's like God is playing a game with us. why did He leave the forbidden apple in the garden of eden. Why did he killed his only son instead of forgiving Adam eve and satan.
Why do people have to suffer just because of the prize (heaven) he has for them eventually?
Why did a loving God create suffering, death & hell...
Crime / Re: Robbers Seize Teacher's ATM Card, Withdraw All The Money In Her Account (Pic) by seunfunmi33(m): 5:50pm On Feb 01, 2016
MosakuAW:

Eya! Sorry madam.

I was once a victim of this ATM card robbery. I was held at gun point @ATM and they requested me to withdraw the daily limitation from my account which was 150k.

After that incident, i open a new account with another bank where i put my life savings and i never requested for ATM card. Whenever i needed money, all i do is internet banking transfer of the amount needed to my other bank accounts.

One needs to careful in this country, things are hard and people become more desperate to get money anyhow.
but you know that your smart move might be risky at times. Robbers are liable to harm you when you don't have anything on you

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Crime / Re: Robbers Seize Teacher's ATM Card, Withdraw All The Money In Her Account (Pic) by seunfunmi33(m): 5:47pm On Feb 01, 2016
rollUP:
Nice operation.
If to say na me dem collect my atm, after them check my balance dem go pity me give me tfare to go house. Na only my phone go pain me
.
but serious beating go follow sha

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Politics / Re: Security Operatives Avert Another Bomb Blast In Maiduguri by seunfunmi33(m): 5:33pm On Feb 01, 2016
Later lie muhamed will come out and say they have defeated boko haram technically

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Education / Re: JAMB Extends Closing Date To Febraury 5th by seunfunmi33(m): 5:23pm On Feb 01, 2016
Schooling is a waste of time and money for average Nigerians.

I weep for this nation when people go through all this stress and get offered 60k job when a labourer on our site earns same

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Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Flashes Thigh In Sexy Black Dress by seunfunmi33(m): 5:18pm On Feb 01, 2016
Thighs wey flavour Don smack finish. Endtime thigh

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Celebrities / Re: Bovi Speaks On His Mother's Death by seunfunmi33(m): 5:11pm On Feb 01, 2016
Rip mama bovi
Romance / Re: Lady Gets Car As Traditional Marriage Gift by seunfunmi33(m): 4:13pm On Feb 01, 2016
A

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Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Flashes Thigh In Sexy Black Dress by seunfunmi33(m): 4:02pm On Feb 01, 2016
Thighs of a baby mama. Gat no respect for baby mamas

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