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Science/Technology / Re: Which Is More On Earth; Land Or Water? (Pictures) by Shakathezulu1: 8:42pm On May 19
Virgohills:
EARTH IS FLAT
The earth is spherical in shape not flat.

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Science/Technology / Re: Which Is More On Earth; Land Or Water? (Pictures) by Shakathezulu1: 8:41pm On May 19
slimthugchimee2:
then what about the land under the water?
That is called Ocean bed and not land.

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Science/Technology / Re: Which Is More On Earth; Land Or Water? (Pictures) by Shakathezulu1: 7:42pm On May 19
Over 75% of the earth is covered by water.

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Sports / Re: Ten Premier League Records That Might Never Be Broken by Shakathezulu1: 8:51am On May 05
Fuckingmallam45:

The two of you are wrong, the person you assumed to be wronged is actually correct. Alex Ferguson - 7,582 days. Manchester United: August 1992 - May 2013. That's is 21 years. Arsene spent 22 years in Arsenal.
I admit, I'm wrong
Sports / Re: Ten Premier League Records That Might Never Be Broken by Shakathezulu1: 8:06am On May 05
Sakobaba:
Sir Alex Ferguson of Man U is premier league longest serving manager though (1986_2013) not arsene wenger
Politics / Re: Navy Relocates Training Command HQ From Lagos To Rivers by Shakathezulu1: 11:36am On Apr 28
NkanuSon:
They should relocate NPA to rivers then I will take them serious

If not for monopoly and economic sabotage of the eastern region is rivers state mates with Lagos in anyway??

These people don't know their worth
As usual, na Igbo you be. Always hating. Shioor

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of These Rivalries Is The Biggest In Nigeria? by Shakathezulu1: 8:10am On Apr 28
Vinnie2000:


You must be a Confra Man.🤔👍👍

because the Average Nigerian does not know such Cult Groups exist.🤨
Just dey play.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Directs Inclusion Of National Open University Graduates In NYSC Scheme by Shakathezulu1: 8:37am On Apr 18
slivertongue:
very unnecessary
Obi supporters FC.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Speechless After Spotting A Man & His Very Tall Wife (Video, Photo) by Shakathezulu1: 8:39pm On Apr 15
okoroemeka:
if that woman kneel down that pussy will come to the height of the man's chest,he will need to stand on a pillow or stool to reach it
Then collapsed doggy or lizard style to the rescue.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Speechless After Spotting A Man & His Very Tall Wife (Video, Photo) by Shakathezulu1: 6:46pm On Apr 15
DiskJokeyManic:
Which knacking style Dem go dey do?🤔🤔🤔🤔
Doggy style.
Politics / Re: LP Crisis Deepens As Peter Obi Dumps Abure, Backs Moves To Salvage Party by Shakathezulu1: 11:43am On Apr 01
This Obi is nothing but a Fraud. Tueeeeeeh

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Politics / Re: Edo: Akpata LP Faction Suspends Stalwart For Endorsing Ighodalo by Shakathezulu1: 11:31am On Mar 31
Eluuuuupeeeeeee 78. Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 7:14am On Mar 01
Nitong:


You can't kill a jew. The whole Israeli army will come looking for you and your family
Who be this 1 again.
Calm down, drink water, suck a Pen1s and slowly read and understand, the meaning of a Jew.

A Jew in street terms means, someone who is not in a Fraternity or Cult group.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 8:08pm On Feb 29
freshkpomo:



You never notice say na Jew when follow aye dey die pass? Lol.... Death dey smell follow aye like woman when dey sell dried fish 🤣🤣🤣 una better restructure before korofo suck una blood finish because that guy na the worse demon I don see.
Buhahahahaha Ayes don too deal with this 1.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 5:25am On Feb 29
freshkpomo:



Walking corpse dey console himself. Lol, na Jew get town now, if you Waka anyhow your rival go behead you take make video. Imagine watching a video of people using your head to play football while chilling in hell 🤣
Even Jew sef dey collect, if he associate with cultists. Say no to cultism is the way.

But na Aye matter go still kill you, if you continue like this.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 9:31pm On Feb 28
freshkpomo:



Na pig dey join cult and the worse pig of all na aye... Cry today go reach tomorrow him nor change the fact... When I was i a politician, I dey use your Mumu aye brothers mop up dirty work. Infact as you Mumu reach so, I go pay your aye brothers money and them go bring you down, if him nor let them do them go sell you give rival. Na same thing you foolishly carry for head... You be new in take na why him still dey shark you. I don loose brother when be Aye before, wait till them kill you or you bury one of your pikin when you don start dey born then you go shut this your low battery mouth... Aye na very useless cult and I thank My God say when my Bros them then dey tell me say I get mind make I come run am, I nor gree for them, today I for dey follow old men like them do temple run. No matter how rich you are, just pray make them nor table your matter. Na present of mopol men the drop izua when be Eiye man with all him money.
U no just get sense, Cho Cho Cho like Ibaka bird. You better use ur number 6. Dunce.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 7:35am On Feb 27
freshkpomo:



Na aye matter you go soon die put,mark am... Na that metal (Ogun) na him them go take pieces you. Stupid pikin when carry cultism for head like say na him Papa work... Time when them take born cultist them for use am train dog, at least you go dey get puppies than one idiot when them go kill like cow. Last year for Benin alone your aye fight vikings, maphite, jurist and Eiye. Na small remain them go fight akugbe social club. If you nor Comot body for cultism, you nor go last because even people when comot body still dey die not to talk of you when carry cultism for head. You still be pikin Sha, if you too Tay for Aye I doubt you don reach 10 years because people when don Tay for that Aye don throway frat matter for Bush.
Buhahahahaha. Na Aye go kill you last last.
Since na Aye matter, u wan carry for head.

Cultism is bad.

I dey suspect say, Aye don do you strong thing.

Mumu

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 9:13pm On Feb 26
freshkpomo:



Body count's don dey increase for Benin, make you and your useless brothers come pack them chop make ogun kill all of una as una take dey kill other people children both who go pull the hit and una when dey side but still dey okay Deus. Na who never bury loved ones na him go dey Happy say other people own die because of colour.
In as much say, u dey use anything whey get metal, e no go ever work for you.
Instead, make u dey preach 'Say no to cultism', na Aye, u just dey shout since. Na only NBM be the only confra 4 9ja. Stupid boy, na that aye matter go still kill you. OGBOLI
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 6:06am On Feb 26
freshkpomo:



Low battery don dey mourn himself even before him die, nor be me send you go enter cult. For your next life try get sense and not join cult.
For once, you no mention Aye. Nice work, my boy.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 7:24pm On Feb 25
freshkpomo:



Low battery clean your eyes, your turn go soon reach. You know say cultist na ran when them shade for slaughter, so calm down make him reach your turn.
Calm down, drink water and read wetin u type. Are you making sense at all.
Daft boy.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 3:38pm On Feb 25
freshkpomo:



One low battery don quote me.. As aye member your life nor reach one bat. Viking what kill you, maphite want kill you, Eiye want kill you, even cult them form today want behead you. Just dey manage your low battery before him go low.


If you are a member of any cult and you value the life if your members, try avoiding these low battery guys because it's obvious them nor value their members and the funny part be say they will never pay condolences visit to the family of their dead members.
Mumu type well.
All frat dey disturb peace, be it any name they bear. No dey mention only Ayes, mention all frats, whey dey involved, if e set. Ozour.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 3:36pm On Feb 25
FUTURE4202:
Ask urself dat question, na only una ayes dey the benin? If not, why una name dey always poop up for cult killings for benin and nationwide.
Wetin be una Ayes.
So na only Ayes dey disturb Edo state.

Use ur head.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Shakathezulu1: 7:32am On Feb 25
freshkpomo:

Aye directly and indirect caused the death of two people in Benin again and son it maybe more than two from the look of things. If you are a cultist your life is just two bar left but if you be Aye, your life dey low battery already.... If I was the governor, God know I would put any cultist I catch in a cage fight with tigers. I won't bother getting goats to train lions for the zoo because cultist meat go surplus cheesy ... Government should take this advise, make the rolling squad go show tiger their brutality for cage. Even kidnappers deserve same treatment and it would be televised on State TV stations.
Shut up, we Sabi una. Na only Aye be the confra, whey dey for Benin.

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Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay Gives Shoutout To Lady He Danced With During London Concert by Shakathezulu1: 8:13pm On Feb 23
AndrewTate:
Chris brown once said… “When a rich nigga wants you…and your nigga can't do nothing for you…ohhh…” I've forgotten the other part 😂
This bitches ain't loyal.


Tho that Omah Lay stunt looks staged.
Food / Re: Hungry Man Indomie Is Now ₦800 by Shakathezulu1: 5:35pm On Feb 23
Standstrong:
God help us o. This is choking and deadly.

Hungry Man was never more than N150 before the arrival of APC. This morning, it's N800 in my local shop.

What have we done to deserve this?
Stop telling lies.
Celebrities / Re: Moses Bliss Narrates How He Met His Fiancée, Marie by Shakathezulu1: 10:21pm On Jan 21
Pimine:

Kai. It is not a crime to be a baby Christian o but if the devil afflicts you with a know-it-all spirit, you'll remain just that for a long time. You'll argue what you have limited knowledge of, and claim to handle when you haven't touched. And you'll never grow.

Now look at you calling me gullible. The god of this world has blinded you. May God deliver you.

And for the record, praying in the Holy Ghost is actually PRAYING. In fact, it's the best form of prayer because you'll be praying the prayer on the heart of God. And yes, if you have the Holy Ghost, you can pray in the Spirit at will.

If you want to learn, be more respectful in your reply. Any uncouth behavior from you will not elicit any further response from me. Shalom.

Quick question: How many times do you want the Holy Ghost to "fall"?
Boy shut up. You no Sabi anything.
Go and lick Moses Bliss Anus.

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