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Religion / Re: Man Who Woke Up After Being "Declared Dead" Holds Thanksgiving Service. PICS by sham0: 2:36pm On Jul 03, 2017
Hmm! Nigeria, it's 2017, not 1717. Let's act like it.

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Car Talk / Re: How Can I Paint My Tyres,to Make The Black Come Alive. by sham0: 8:35am On Jun 30, 2017
Religion / Re: "Female Medical Student Delivered From Stealing & Masturbation By TB Joshua" by sham0: 7:37pm On Jun 18, 2017
What exactly is wrong with masturbation?

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Programming / Fellow Programmers, What Are You Working On? by sham0: 9:00pm On Jun 14, 2017
What's keeping you busy? What side 'project' are you working on?

I wouldn't call this a project, it's just a mere scraper.

Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by sham0: 5:13pm On Jun 11, 2017
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by sham0: 6:34am On Jun 08, 2017
sanmy:
Yes bro.. I have Internet connection and also on skype....

What's your skype handle?
Science/Technology / Dumping My Infographs! Get In Here!!! by sham0: 9:48pm On Jun 03, 2017
grin grin

Programming / Re: Javascript In Pidgin!!! by sham0: 9:26pm On Jun 03, 2017
pidginedtec:
this one na data type for pidgin, enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEmIU6vsUfc

Subscribed! Keep it up, bro. We need more tutors like you.

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Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by sham0: 9:08pm On Jun 03, 2017
sanmy:
Please, I need someone that can take me on python, probably the fundamentals. Then I can go on with the rest myself... I've downloaded some videos, buh due to the kind of person I am, I need a tutor.... I stay around ogba, lagos..

Do you have internet connection? DM me if so. Oh! I hope you're on skype.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by sham0: 6:07pm On Jun 03, 2017
Mike Posner - I Took A Pill In Ibiza



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foE1mO2yM04
Crime / Re: Pastor Impregnates 14-Year-Old Girl In Lagos, Gives Her Abortion Pills by sham0: 5:23pm On Jun 03, 2017
Speaking of pastors impregnating minors, why do Christians refer to the head of church as 'Daddy/Mummy?'
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti - I'm Ashamed Of Ooni Of Ife For Worshiping Jesus In Church [video] by sham0: 4:45pm On Jun 03, 2017
Amberon11:
Get your facts straight. Jesus was a Hebrew and Hebrews were black. Even if he was white which it wasn't, it still wouldn't matter because he came to save all irrespective of race.

Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti - I'm Ashamed Of Ooni Of Ife For Worshiping Jesus In Church [video] by sham0: 9:25am On Jun 03, 2017
Properties / Re: Lagos State Signs Smart City Deal With Dubai To Be Built In Ibeju Lekki by sham0: 7:30am On Jun 03, 2017
whitebeard:
Future impossible fact..dey deceive your self there

Why the defeatist mentality?

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Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi The Nigeria Gay And Husband Step Out In Style For Wedding by sham0: 6:50am On Jun 03, 2017
Good on them. But this thread, though... grin grin grin

Programming / Re: Need Help On Bot On Telegram by sham0: 7:04pm On Jun 01, 2017
hibee14eve:
Please someone should help me with my bot on telegram.
i want it to send message to each person that join my group.
i have created the bot already but i don't know how to program it to do it.
Please i need help asap
thanks

Try IFTTT

https://www.ifttt.com/

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off His Renovated Mansion (Photos) by sham0: 6:43pm On Jun 01, 2017
I saw Davido at a grocery store in Lagos, yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “wetin? wetin? wetin?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of gala in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Travel / Re: Trump Administration Approves Tougher Visa Vetting, Including Social Media Check by sham0: 6:26pm On Jun 01, 2017
Good!

Phones / Re: How Much Data Did You Use On Your Phone In May 2017? by sham0: 8:14am On Jun 01, 2017
Hmmmm

Crime / Re: Men Who Specialise In Terrorising Ogun & Raping Girls Caught & Stripped Unclad(p by sham0: 3:34pm On May 31, 2017
Funlord2:


Can't they just behead them and donate their skulls to some native doctors and let us all move on with the task of rebuilding this country? These sort of depraved _morons are not needed!

Acting like savages doesn't seem like a great start towards building Nigeria.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by sham0: 8:41am On May 31, 2017
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Hosts Over 100 Members From A Jewish Synagogue In Hometown. Photos by sham0: 7:44pm On May 27, 2017
Apparently, we have Jews in Nigeria

Politics / Re: Why Biafra Should Remain In Nigeria – Osinbajo by sham0: 7:13am On May 27, 2017
This thread grin

Health / Re: Four Children From The Same Parents Are Born Blind In Edo (Photos) by sham0: 4:58pm On May 26, 2017
TinaAnita:
God!!! No amount of money can relieve the pain of the parents. This is hellish. How can four siblings be blind at the same time?

It's clearly their parents fault. Bad genetics or something...
Health / Re: Four Children From The Same Parents Are Born Blind In Edo (Photos) by sham0: 4:45pm On May 26, 2017
This is just crazy. Why do they keep 'doing' it even after having their 3rd child? From the looks of it, they can barely take care of themselves.

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Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by sham0: 11:51am On May 25, 2017
joenor:
Sorry I was contradicting my self, Sorry I have never use Ubuntu, but from some futures I see is more like Apple Os, and I do love apple... if I have to install on my Pc which among these would you want me install Ubuntu Linux Linux Mint Arch Linux Deepin Fedora Debian openSUSE.

I would suggest Ubuntu; it's more user friendly and reliable, although if you're looking for something like mac Os, try elementary os.

https://elementary.io/
Travel / Re: NIS Arrests 400 Illegal Immigrants In Edo State by sham0: 10:45am On May 25, 2017
Good! Send them back to their country. Nothing for you in Nigeria.
Computers / Re: Ubuntu Linux by sham0: 5:34pm On May 24, 2017
joenor:
Hello bro, I would love to use either Ubuntu or Linux, but as a beginner, what do you advise?

Ubuntu is Linux

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Programming / Re: What's Your Favorite Linux Distro by sham0: 12:17pm On May 20, 2017
uzoexcel:
Ubuntu unity ugly? Guy, what desert r u living in? undecided

Guy, that thing ugly tongue, even canonical don drop unity.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/04/ubuntu-unity-is-dead-desktop-will-switch-back-to-gnome-next-year/

Sounds like unity is the only desktop env you've tried.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels And Liz Benson Pictured On Set by sham0: 1:55pm On May 18, 2017
BlindAngel:
But i like this girl i nor go lie oooooo, this girl toto go sweet oooooo, he go sweet die.


Oh mein Gott! I go pay make she sit down for my face oh. grin grin

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