she was right

Dear All, Believe me, I dont know the Author of the one below.



HELMET WAHALA

As you probably know, with effect from Jan 1 2009, the lagos state govt
has passed to law directing all motorcyclists and commercial motorbike riders
(aka OKADA) to wear helmets.

As would be expected, several people disobeyed and over 1000 bikes were impounded and
kept by the local govts.

By the 2nd of Jan, everybody tried to comply. I will explain.

This weekend, i saw a woman passenger on OKADA wearing gele (headtie) with a helmet balanced on top of it (i.e. the headtie). So what is the helmet protecting? The headtie?

More amazement. Another guy drove past on OKADA with a, wait for it, a paint bucket on his head! You
Dulux pangolo paint buckets (the small size), he put it on his head
and used the handle as strap under his chin.

The sight was so incredulous that all the police men at Herbert Macaulay junction
burst out laughing in stupor and shock as the guy rode past them.
Now what do you call that? Ingenuity?

Nairalanders lets celebrate the victory of Barack Obama as African rule the world.
This gives hope for Africans and the whole world.

Join me to congratulate him.
Today is my happiest day as African rule the world. This shows that there will always be a change.

Change is what the world need not only American but the entire world. I congratulate African, the black Americans and the world as American make a change.

ha, d kokomaster has done it again guys are not sleeping cos of dis track
"fall in love"

Don"t put your mobile close to your ears until the recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it"s maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from the Apollo medical team. Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent. Don"t eat menthos before or after drinking coke or pepsi bcoz the person will die as it creates cyanide.

Lets talk the truth Sonyericsson is the best, I like it, and its features are better than Nokia Phones, I am also using it presently.

Ha baby, you rather give him condoms

Do Gold circle condoms really cure HIV/AIDS coz some people say they have tiny holes that can link that enable the spread to the other person.

Pls Air out your views

Pls kindly go to the hospital and check it there

Infact, we really played, but that is how it is.

What are the modalities for going to the camp for the 2008 Batch B corp members. Please i need help