@iice and Yimiton
You both have officially made this thread the 'Hollywood Gossip Thread'

jkpretty:

When u see men put their heads together, its not football, its not business either---

You don't want to know, they discuss d stupidest things.

Youre wrong girl.
There are three things that bring Men together.They will always talk about it.
Money,Sports(football here in Naija) and Women(well sex is a better way to put it).
Now its not not who is sleeping with who but who is worth the trouble of sleeping with.
Tell me that is gossip, Ill say its just 'gisting'

busaboy:

hello, i'm a dog breeder in Calabar and i do have in stock a toy breed called Lhasa Apso its a small dog hairy and good with children.

feel free to contact me on my number

08060971570

Ajayi Samuel Oluwafemi

Are u rearing them dogs for peppersoup/suya purpose?
Ur location makes me suspicious of your intent.

The 3 fastest ways to spread information.
1.Telephone
2.Television
3.Tell a Woman.
If a Woman dont gossip,then she has failed to live up to being a woman.
Im sorry Im being sexist here but when guys do it in the club,its called 'gisting'

Plenty of you already has it in mind to come and spake bad english on Nairaland.
You are just expressed yourself in its true form.

Kai!!!
All of you is killing me laugh.
Let me gone for wee wee jo o

My question is - Are u a bloke?
They could actually want more than online services from you o.
Tell them to go straight to the point

Well,u cant get but it would be a tad expensive.
My boss just secured one at Ikoyi and it cost him $250 a day.
That is excliding the agent fees.

Sobola75:

@Shaunscot, do you mean ASAP? You wan kill ya self.

E don tey wey I wan go back home through the way wey I take enta mother earth.
I just dey find who go kill me.
Anyways,just let me know when u don get mey Efrebo-ers.
Btw arrange better ones o.

Which one we wan organise?
Nairaland party or Nairaland Championship?
This one wey una don dey fight.
@Sobola
Just arrange as many as possible for me.
I no too greedy.

Una just dey find trouble abi.
Anyways,make una dey run mouth,

naijafan:

@rof-lmao

LOL. He just felt like talking. . .

And u just felt like typing.
My point is what would you say of Artists/Cartonists who draw Caricatures of Obasanjo?Im using events in Nigeria as an example.
Is Obasanjo not Old enough to be their grandpas??

Thethy:

I can supply you plenty of Snails to make the party more colourful and tasty.See me at: www.thethyconsulting.com

www.thethyconsulting.com

How can snails make a party colourful
Are we having a snaily party?

dustydee:

How much be gate fee?Is it free, I volunteer to collect gate fees if it's not free, Trust me i'm very honest.

We go arrange permanent seat for you on the closest WC to the venue.
The Only reason is because u too like Awoof and e dey run belle.

tkb417:

@Shuanscot
My idea is Correct chics wont pay while the guys will pay heavily.
The girls will be der in droves.
Hey, the last time i checked, u aint in Nigeria

@Niceuzor
Some positives man. It should hold. Imagine MTN and all other corporate bodies identifying with this our homegrown Forum that has brought all Nigeria peeps both home and abroad 2geda.
I can't wait for this thing to hold in December preferably.

If uve really been reading my posts(I wonder why mine out of 133000 users),then you would verify I AM in Nigeria.
In other words Im an NIN.
I didnt put any location dont mean I thread Nairaland from Space.
Anyways,I dont think Seun's authorization will affect the female turnout in any way.

tkb417:

@Shaunscot
Girls will definitely be more than guys if the Admin agrees to this

@Admin
We are not desperate but we just feel this will be worth the stress if eventually it holds. I'm sure Nairaland will be a household name immediately after this gbedu. We dey wait for your own bits oo.

How is that supposed to make the girls come?
Will Seun use Veto to drag them from their houses??

Sobola75:

shaunscot,

you could come with your babe now and if you don't have, I can provide you with one even 5

I no get babe o.Im open to applications.
But until then wey I never sure say babe go dey for me,I go dey my house.
If u hook me up sha,I go show.5 no do o.U suppose fit do beta than that.

From the look of things,the male to female ratio go be 90/10.
I mean just judge from the posts.
Enough Hot guys and less willing chics.
Except more chics respond,Im not ready to get Anal-Probed.

IDINRETE:

@ adekennis

do you think comparing the picture with Soyinka in a comical manner is funny, what would you do if Soyinka were to be your father?

In as much as I would like to ask-Is HE your own father,I would just pose the question.Have u/Have u NOT compared any celebrity personaliity(not necessarily Nigerian) in any comical way?

rof-lmao:

All you religious fanatics need to STFU!!! Heck is wrong with y'all? The level of brainwashing, bamboozling, and "zombieism" amongst y'all is just distasteful and pitiful. What's wrong with questioning God? That's why we are humans and not just an ordinary animal. We have a sense of reasoning and thought to understand our world as a whole.

And before you all start crying for my crucifixion I'm a Christian (well, I like to think so!) like you all but being a Christian doesn't we fail to welcome discussion that questions God.

I guess some people just get worked up over nothing.

Tell them o Ruudie.
Madrid fans just love blabbing.
Although Ive said they are on course to winning the Liga,They played sh*t yesterday.
Valencia has been terrible this season although we've grinded out results.
I cann assure you the season just started in La-Liga.

Gamine:

Shaunscot, u have bin playing too much Tony Hawk

get real ooh,

i love skating, ballet dancing sef

but there are sometimes u love that u would never do
or have to do

Gamine You're wrong.
Ive always loved Extreme sports.
I love watching the X-Games on ESPN(I dont like the Winter X that much).
I love Travis Pastrana,Brian Deegan,Chuck Carothers(Moto X),
Dave Mirra,Jamie Bestwick,Eito and Takeishi Yashutoko,Bob Bournquist,PLG(Pierre Luc Gagnon),Bucky Lasek
I could go on and on.
Truth is I love them stunts and I wish I could do them(Not reasy to risk some bones).
In a way,I think Ive been whitewashed-I mean I love Rock,The NHL(YEah I know its absurd-Ice Hockey),and Extreme sports.
Maybe ill post a help thread soon.

Is there a Ramp at the National Stadium?
Realy Im thinkin of skating o.
Its what I plan to do for relaxation when Im in the UK for Masters.
I dont intend to go pro though.
Simple tricks like the ollie,switch and grind will do for me.

For Tundewoods and those who requested for a link,Here is one but it lacks audio.
Its better seen on TV.That is when you can maximize the importance of your NYSC and other fitness exercises you have been doing.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dany8sr7AZ8[/flash]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dany8sr7AZ8

Furious Drogba To Follow Mourinho Out Of Chelsea
The fall-out from Jose Mourinho's shock departure from Chelsea has begun, with an emotional Didier Drogba vowing to follow the Special One out of Stamford Bridge,



Ivory Coast striker Didier Drogba is reportedly "furious and upset" that Chelsea have parted company with mnanager Jose Mourinho, and is determined to follow the Portuguese tactician out of Stamford Bridge.

Drogba, 29, was reportedly in tears as Mourinho said goodbye to the players yesterday at Chelsea's training ground.

And he is now planning to ask for a transfer, according to The Sun.

A friend of Drogba's told the newspaper: “Didier is absolutely furious with Chelsea and cannot believe they would sack Mourinho like this.
"He looked on Jose as his mentor and does not know that he can achieve his best form for Chelsea under another coach.

“It will take a few weeks yet before he’s fit to play but it’s a matter of when and not if that he’ll leave the club.”

Drogba was Chelsea's leading scorer last season with 33 goals.

The Sun claims that AC Milan monitored Drogba's availability in the summer and would be prepared to pay £25 million to take him to the San Siro.

The newspaper adds that Drogba’s close friend, Ghanaian midfielder Michael Essien, is also upset by the dramatic developments at Chelsea this week, while Frank Lampard, described by The Sun as "Mourinho’s most trusted on-field general," has only 21 months left on his current contract and has stalled on negotiating a new one.

Lampard has persistently been linked with interest from Barcelona and Juventus.

Portuguese stars Ricardo Carvalho and Paulo Ferreira, who were with Mourinho at Porto and followed him to London, could also be pondering their futures as Chelsea players.

Meanwhile, Mourinho himself said on Portuguese TV last night: “I’ll take my time and relax after what happened.

“I’ve worked hard the last few years. I’m not going to rush into a new job.”

For those that still insist on MUTUAL CONSENT,see the phrase in BOLD.
This is the beginning of the end for Chelsea

I dont think most of you read the article before commenting.

Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one against a judge

He isnt seeking unneccessary attention-He is a Senator already.

Anyways as for this

Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment

I think Rev King can represent God.
Anyways,its just a BIG JOKE to me.

@Tommyex
If no be say I know u well,I for say na true u talk but the only lie wey I don hear from you na the lie wey u talk say u too dey lie.

Here is from Goal.com
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=420164

[b]Not Jol, Not Mancini, Scolari To Make Way For Mourinho

The tremors of Jose Mourinho's Chelsea exit have been felt right across Europe, but it could be a return to his homeland that might be on the cards.

Top coaches in top positions right across Europe have come under increasing threat over the last 12 hours given Jose Mourinho's departure.

The fact that his family seem settled in London suggests that Tottenham - whose unhappiness with Martin Jol is no secret - would be an obvious destination.

However, there are suggestions that Jose would consider it a step downwards, and would rather look for greener pastures in mainland Europe.

Inter Milan are a club his agent has already held talks with in the past, and given Roberto Mancini's current standing, or lack of it, the Nerazzurri job is another he is being linked with.

That Massimo Moratti is one of the few people who can match what Abramovich had been offering him, has hardly helped quash the rumours.

Third in line is a spot on the Barcelona bench, with Frank Rijkaard under huge pressure from the fans after his stars failed to deliver in La Liga.

The problem here, of course, is that Jose's diatribes in the wake of the Barca-Chelsea games have made him a despised figure at the Camp Nou.

It was a distant fourth, but in recent hours, it has emerged that the top job in Portugal could be offered to Mourinho before too long.

A very close friend of the former Chelsea boss has told Sky Sports News that Mourinho is set to join the Portugal coaching staff. The source claimed that he had spoken to Jose, who has also supposedly informed senior Chelsea player about his future.

The news puts Luis Felipe Scolari's position under increased scrutiny, the Brazilian having fallen out of favor after his punch at Ivica Dragutinovic last Wednesday. News has just broken through that he has been handed a fine by UEFA, and the continued embarrassment could see him forced to hand in his resignation soon.

Mourinho was one of the many people who had strongly urged Scolari to continue beyond last summer's World Cup, though he has always maintained he himself would like to take on the job at some point.[/b]

Dude Im game.
Ive always loved skateboarding(X-Games generally), and I know Skateboarding seems to be the easiest to learn and least extreme out of them
Anybody on suggestions on where to get a good skateboard and price and how we can hook up for lessons.

Rev.King can go and represent God since he claims to be God.

I agree you guys are on course and you look set to go all the way.
But like I said,a true follower of the liga will know its to early to judge.
Amunt Valencia!!!

femilangy:

@shaunscot
and who says thats a calculator duh

It looks like either a Calculator(in its pack) or a Mathematical Set to me.And u dont need either for a theology class
Dont hate.

omena555:

@poster, what makes u so sure that obj is cheating in that pix it cld be the exams proper has not yet started and he's just making sure he has all the materials ready!

Like bringing out a calculator when you study theology
Was he supposed to calculate the variable that links Jesus with John