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Hi, I am Adesina Oluwasegun.
I introduce to you Razzleton! Legit investment platform.

What is Razzleton?

Razzleton is an online investment platform who was appointed representative of Razzleton HealthCare Limited who are authorised and regulated by the United Kingdom Company House Authority under firm reference number 10365403. This information can be verified on the Company House* website www.razzleton.com .Registered office, 12 Chelmsford Road, London, United Kingdom, N14 5PT.

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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen! angry

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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen! angry

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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen! angry

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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen! angry

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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen! angry

Visit www.facebook.com/lafawayahsorow for more

Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen! angry

Visit www.facebook.com/lafawayahsorow for more

Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen!

Visit www.facebook.com/lafawayahsorow for more

Only genius can get this right!
When i was 4 years, my sister
was half my age Now my sister
is 30 years,how old is me??
A. 39
B. 15
C. 80
D. 60
E. 32
F. None

Akpos bought a N20 million bullet proof jeep. He travelled from Abuja to kano and he was acosted by armed robber. They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off. Akpos rained abuses on thee bandits; ”shege!, dan iska!!, dan buro uba!!!”.
The armed bandits shouted that they couldn't hear him so Akpos rolled down the glass so that they could hear him….
He was buried Last Week(RIP)
Describe Akpos with one word

A Coffin Maker Akpos visited one of his friend Ofego who was very sick at the hospital and asked; Ofego how are you feeling now?.
Ofego replied; I'm getting better my brother thank you.
Akpos frowned his face all of a sudden.
Ofego asked; How is your casket work?.
Akpos replied with a little smile on his face; Ofego it is in your hand o. If you will agree to die now, market would have move small.
One word for Akpos.

A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt that
she was engaged, still in her sleep, she was getting
married to the same lucky man. After the wedding,
she became pregnant and was rushed to the labour
room and the nurse was asking her to push. She
pushed and deliver the baby but the nurse told her it
was still remaining, she pushed and deliver her
second baby, and she was told it was still remaining
anoda baby. As she was trying to push the third
baby out, her room mate shouted Nkechi wake up!!
U don shit for bed!

A girl asked her boyfriend, honey, why is it that
when a girl had sex with numerous guys, she's
a
slut and a lot of people hate her, but when a
guy
does the same, he is a legend ?
.
The guy answered if a door is opened with more
than one key, it becomes a useless door, no
one will
want to keep anything important in a room with
such door, but if a key opens more than one
door,
then its a MASTER key.

SANDS OF FORGIVENESS
A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.
The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.
They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.
The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"
The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."
LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies
'toilet in a posh hotel'..
He sat down and noticed four
buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt
was gently sprayed with WARM
WATER, he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of
WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him smell
fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to
press the last button APR.
He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir,
APR means AUTOMATIC PAD
REMOVER. When the machine
couldn't find a pad on you, it went
for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over
there!
Y

Akpos died and went to Heaven. As he
stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'Why all the clocks?'
St. Peter answered, Those are Lie-
Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time
you lie, the hands on your clock move.
Oh, said akpos. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresas', replied
St.Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a
lie.'
'Incredible', said akpos. 'And whose
clock is that one?
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham
Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved Twice, telling us that Abraham
told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's our politician's clock?' asked
akpos.
St Peter replied, they r in the office.
We're using them as ceiling fans.'
Hit Like if u understand.

Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said, "but I had just a single note of N1000 but, now there are ten notes of N100, how come?" Akpos said "na me change am, because the last time I help person find purse she say she for give me something but change nodey! So I changed it"
HOW MANY LIKES and SHARE FOR AKPOS ?

Akpos slept on d same bed with his girlfriend (ekaitte).
In the morning when he woke up, he decided 2 sing a love song for his girlfriend.
When he was singing
d song, his girlfriend started crying...
Akpos said, Eyah!! "I no know say u love me
like dis ooo... Now i know u truely love me.
The girl replied, "Love ke?? 'its not ur song that is making me cry o,
"its d odour 4rm ur mouth that is peppering
my eyes..

If you Caught your partner inbed
with another person,
WHAT
WOULD YOU
SAY FIRST?
1. OMG!
2. HAHAHAHA!
3. I KNEW IT..
4. UUUUWIII
5. WHAAT!
6. CAN I JOIN
7. Al KILL BOTH OF U
8. IT'S OVER
9. WTF! 10. Ha!
11. AM I DREAMING!
12. OH! NOOO..
13. WE NEED TO TALK
14. WHAT STYLE IS THAT!!!?
15. KEEP QUIET
16. ___Other(specify)

When I came home in the Rain-
Father asked: "why didn't u take
an
umbrella??"-Sister advised: "why
didn't u
wait till the rain stopped??"-
Brother angrily warned: "Only after
getting
a cold u will realize!!"-But Mother,
while
drying my hair, said:"Stupid Rain!
Couldn’t
it wait till my child came home...??
That's
why! All mothers are special, GOD
bless
them.Be proud to comment how much you love your Mom.

Hahahahahaha!
Do u know why I'm
laughing? I just
remembered some funny
names we (I and my
classmates) used to call
our teachers when we
were in secondary school.
Mehn! It was fun.
Sometimes when those
memories flash back to
my brain, I feel like going
back to school.
Let me give you the
breakdown of some funny
names we called our
teachers (can't remember
all, though).
CHEMISTRY teacher =
OXYGENATOR (Reason: He
always talks about
oxygen).
BIOLOGY teacher =
OSMOSIS (Reason: He love
teaching osmosis).
AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY
(Reason: Dis man ugly
pass devil).
ACCOUNT teacher =
BULALA (Reason: If dis
man flog u, you go hate
school).
MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA.
C.R.K teacher = GOOD
SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very
stingy man).
GOVERNMENT teacher =
PDP (Reason: He always
talk politics)
These are some I can
remember.
What about you? Did you
give funny names to all/
some ofyour teachers?
Please tell us.
Let's enjoy the thread!

Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a
red light district.
The madam opened the brothel door to see a
young man called Akpos.
His clothes were all tattered and he looked
needy.
Can I help you? the madam asked.
I want Jane. said Akpos.
The madam said; Young Man, Jane is one of
our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone
else.
No, I must see Jane. Akpos insisted.
Just then Jane appeared and announced to
Akpos that she charges 50,000 Naira per visit.
Akpos didn't blinked but reached into his
pocket and handed her fifty pieces of 1,000
Naira notes.
The two went up to a room for an
hour whereupon Akpos calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding
Jane.
Jane explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row and that there were
no discounts. It was still 50,000 Naira.
Again, Akpos took out the money.
The two went up to the room and he calmly
left an hour later.
When Akpos showed up the
3rd consecutive night, no one could believe it.
Again, he handed Jane the money and up to
the room they went.
At the end of the hour Jane questioned
Akpos; No one has ever used my services
three nights in a row. Where are you from?.
Akpos replied; I'm from Warri.
Really? said Jane, I have a brother who lives
there and does business.
Yes, I know! Akpos replied. He gave me
150,000 Naira to give to you.

A CANDID ADVICE TO MY YOUNG GIRLS:
With all SINCERITY
Young girls, you truly look PRETTY
But i
have to warn you not
to loose your VIRGINITY.
Don't allow what
you see in your
VICINITY
To break your wall of
SECURITY..
Your VIRGINITY is your DIGNITY,
Protect it and make it your
number One PRIORITY.
Don't allow error
of PROXIMITY to lead you
into IMMORALITY.
Some of your friends call youMINORITY
Bcause you don't follow their PARTY OF
MAJORITY,
They show off their body as PUBLICITY for
money
And also committing ATROCITY..
Now you are feeling PITY for yourself and a
sense
of INSECURITY,
And thinking of
embracing their INSANITY.
But listen to me dear,
Dont listen to them
Because all is VANITY upon VANITY
My Sweety
With Baba GOD the ruler of ETERNITY you
have a
true IDENTITY
And you are covered by
divine IMMUNITY.
Leave them to
PARTY in their IRASCIBILITY
Because in
REALITY
The end is CALAMITY.
They will also become HIV CASUALTY.
If you have lost ur VIRGINITY
already,
Don't worry,
GOD can still give you a new IDENTITY.
HIS DIVINITY will help your
HUMILITY
But you have to stop
all IMMORALITY
So that you can get access into the beautiful
CITY
prepared by the Almighty......
Please dont Loose your INTEGRITY
And Bring Shame To The GODOf INFINITY.
I rest my case
With all Honesty.

A married lawyer had sex in his car and forgot the girl's panties on the car seat. His wife found the panties in the back seat, and tore it apart screaming!
"What is this?".
He calmly replied, "you just destroyed the evidence of a rape case
which was worth millions of dollars that I am handling".
She quickly went on her knees apologizing "babe, I'm sorry"....
What do you call him:
1. Smart,
2. A good lawyer or
3. A damn good liar?
‪

Akpors was caught red handed by
his principal writing
"MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"
PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you
writing? [about to
Slap Akpors].
AKPORS: Sir, I have not finished
writing it.
PRINCIPAL: [angry] What do you
mean. You are
insulting me and you are telling me
that you have not
finished?
AKPORS: This is not what I want to
write.
PRINCIPAL: So what did you want
to write?
AKPORS: I wanted to write "MAY
GOD PUNISH MY
PRINCIPAL'S ENEMIES"

TEACHER : Who Created
the Earth.?
(Akpos pokes a girl’s
back
with a pencil)
GIRL : Oh God.!
TEACHER : Good..
Correct answer.!!
TEACHER : Who was
Born
on 25 Dec.?
(Akpos again pokes the
girl’s back)
GIRL : Oh Jesus.!!
TEACHER : Very good..
Correct
answer..
TEACHER : What did Eve
tell Adam when they
had their 17th Baby.??
(Akpos pokes the girl’s
back yet again.)
GIRL : If you Stick that
‘Thing’ on
Me
Öne More Time,
I’m going to
Break It into Half..
Teacher fainted.!!
Like or Comment if u
Really get it

*Akpos The Taxi Driver*
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked
to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.
On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist
responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan! Very fast!"
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi.
"Oh! Nissan - Made in Japan! Very fast!"
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Oh!
Mitsubishi - Made in Japan! Very fast!"
Akpos, who is 100% Nigerian, was starting to get a
little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were
passing his taxi when another car passed the taxi as
they were turning into the airport. "Oh! Honda - Made
in Japan! Very fast!"
Akpos stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said,
"That'll be 5000 naira ."
The tourist exclaimed "5000 naira? It was short ride!
Why so much?"
Akpos smiled as he replied, "Meter - Made in Nigeria.
Very fast!"
One word for Akpos

Akpors radio got spoild and he kept it for 5years, without touching it.
One day he decided to go and repair it.
He took it to a radio repairer,
The repairer told him to pay 500 naira, and akpors priced 150.
They leta agreed on 250 naira,
The repairer unscrewed (open) the radio.............hmmm.......immediatly two cockraoch just ran out of the radio.
Akpors saw the two cockraoch and shouted........"catch them.....catch them,....the news casters are escaping...oooooooo"
Hahahahah give akpors one funny word.