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Politics / Re: Canadian Police Finally Arrest Woman Who Threatened Nigerians On Tiktok by Shigireturn: 9:26am On Sep 02
Ipob ntorrrr

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Politics / Re: LG Polls: APC Wins All 21 Chairmanships, 225 Ward Councillors Seats In Kebbi by Shigireturn: 6:47am On Sep 02
chrisxxx:
This doesn't make sense and makes a valid case for the national electoral body or a rigging-proof electoral system takeover.
but if it's elupii it will make sense. Dey play

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Politics / Re: LG Polls: APC Wins All 21 Chairmanships, 225 Ward Councillors Seats In Kebbi by Shigireturn: 6:46am On Sep 02
Sifia pains fall on elupii

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Celebrities / Re: Music Icon, Onyeka Onwenu, Buried In Lagos (Photos) by Shigireturn: 4:29pm On Aug 30
Millimann:
Some unfortunate people are already disgracing their family up here.




They buried her in her house, on her land.
I'm sure you're still a tenant in the place you brag about as your city.
werey she build house for ikoyi vault??
Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu To Be Buried In Lagos Today by Shigireturn: 4:24pm On Aug 30
Tareq1105:


She was supposed to have been born in Lagos south west bcoz everything about her was Lagos south west.

Don't forget that we married her in South West and she gave us children.
na so my brother
Politics / Re: Why Ododo attended PDP event in Jalingo - Kogi Information Commissioner reacts by Shigireturn: 6:04pm On Aug 24
atiku4President:
No explanation is necessary. Nigerians should focus on the failures of Tinubu's administration and leave Kogi issues alone.
that makes you a hypocrite

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Unveils 40-state Biafra Map And To Declare Biafra Independence In Dec by Shigireturn: 6:59am On Aug 21
If they go to Biafra they will leave kanu here for us in Nigeria as a gift

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Fashion / Re: Chidimma Adetshina Appeals For Votes: ‘i’ve Faced Adversity by Shigireturn: 1:27pm On Aug 19
But adetshina sounds like a Yoruba name

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Enugu College, Kidnap 5 Students by Shigireturn: 8:55am On Aug 19
Bluetooth10:
Nowhere is safe again....
God please come to our rescue 🙏
even the yeastern side

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Food / Re: This Gigantic Catfish Was Sold For #100,000 (video/pictures) by Shigireturn: 5:27pm On Aug 08
CriminalTinubu:


Bloody agbadoist
Shame don finish you
bloody iphoebi terrorist shame no dey ya useless painment body
Romance / Re: Ugly Past, Help To Safe My Marriage by Shigireturn: 2:44pm On Aug 08
U better japa from the area.
Food / Re: This Gigantic Catfish Was Sold For #100,000 (video/pictures) by Shigireturn: 2:34pm On Aug 08
CriminalTinubu:
People ranting like N100k is big money today.

Today's N100k is N46k during Buhari era just June last year
N12,500 during GEJ


Don't allow Tinubulation affect your sense of reasoning.
resist the urge to shalaye

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Politics / Re: Protests: Tinubu postpones FEC Meeting, Summons Service Chiefs by Shigireturn: 6:19pm On Aug 05
BeardedMeat:
You will like his skills. After all you are the devil's equal, meaning you are tinubu's equal.
grin grin grin this guy go kill person with laugh

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Politics / Re: CJN Olukayode Ariwoola Set To Retire by Shigireturn: 9:01am On Jul 30
LegendHero:


His only karma will be not sentencing Kanu to death by hanging when he had the chance. That is the only regret he will have.

Your god is powerless over Ariwoola because he serves Olodumare the true God. He reached the pinnacle of his career and will retire in his full glory.

He is Yoruba, a special being, and his Ori is stronger than a million Ojuku.

God bless the federal republic of Nigeria
God bless President Tinubu
Kudos to you my brother and thank you for always taking these headless mobs head-on on this forum. Continue to increase the tempo.

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Crime / Re: Last-Minute Conversation Of Kidnappers Before Striking In Lagos Revealed by Shigireturn: 12:42pm On Jul 24
flyinnizam:
I thought insecurity is only in the east
oloriburuku no be your flattened head brother be the kidnapper?

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Politics / Re: Agile 87-Year-Old Obasanjo Pulling His Luggage At The Airport (Video) by Shigireturn: 3:48pm On Jul 20
Afonjah:
Obodo oyibo humbles them that's why they are scared of developing this shit hole so they can they flex and feel good about themselves.


Only poor man pikin relocates and flaunts it as an achievement. No single Nigerian celebrity or politician or businessman lives abroad.
BABANGBALI:
I meant what I wroted. Obj the best president Nigeria never had
If he had wanted luxury lifestyle or detailed security aids he will get it anywhere in the world.

Obasanjo is just a regular Nigerian desciplined man who doesn't have time for nonsensical attitude of carrying unnecessary retinue of body guards. Same way president Donald Trump, Biden, Macron, David Cameron or Putin will gladly carry thier bags without aid or big deal.

You think if Obasanjo wants a full international recognition anywhere he goes all over the world he will not have it.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Gives Condition For Peace With Peter Obi by Shigireturn: 10:57pm On May 02
Urheadmaster:
tongue

See dis useless yeye man.
2015, Reno Omokri, was alleged to have been involved in N25m armed robbery case which was widely reported by the media.
Biko go and verify.

In 2024, a 15yrs old girl was raped by her pastor who goes by the name Isaac Omokri, he is Reno Omokri’s brother” man cries out, seeking justice for his daughter.
Go verify.

Mr. Reno Omokri covered all these crimes against humanity while chasing clout with Peter Obi’s name, negativity seems to have been running in their blood.

Reno if you no wan stop ur useless talk strong tin go meet u.
Ur father.
e pain u well well
Education / Re: JAMB Highest Scorer Fatima Didn’t Forge Her Result Nor Boast About It - Omokri by Shigireturn: 10:55pm On May 02
vanbonattel:
grin grin grin

Clown Reno has released JAMB scores and determined the highest scorer even when JAMB said no highest list this year.

That's what tribalism can do to fools.

Anything to hide the best brains in Nigeria is what is encouraged. If they now see that there are better scores that are not from the SS or SE, they will release the highest scores.

Nb. My in-law just scored 317 and they called me now. Reno, jump into the lagoon grin

We thank God.
you these people from SADEAST your WAHALA and complain is too much.
Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To N1,250/$ At Parallel Market by Shigireturn: 7:44pm On Apr 02
Melagros:

And the prices of goods and services will remain high. So, where is the change that you promised us?
Yamirin God go shame wna
Politics / Re: FFK Mocks Datti Baba-Ahmed For Kneeling To Greet President Tinubu by Shigireturn: 5:31am On Mar 10
Ance4Liverpool:
Soo this man still dey?
Where is Datti??

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints New Members Of FGN Power Management Team by Shigireturn: 9:35pm On Mar 01
Frigga13:
The Yoruba people are in government....

Hopefully no one will blame southern Nigeria for the administration failure ..

Buhari and his Fulani blood.. were. Not this nepotistic and archaic.. it was a northern government. For real.

Whichever ways .. we wish the Yoruba people well... for the sake of Nigeria .

But one will then ask..

Why are Yoruba states aside Lagos .. so underdeveloped and inhabitable.. aside the state capitals .. which is still nothing near developed.. unlike state capitals in the north and other southern states ..... .. or any one still in shock why herdsmen has are living freely with cattle’s living in houses ?

Go to idu ekiti and see for yourself .. right behind the federal medical center .. and funny the indigenous people are farmers ..

God bless Nigeria
I know the only thin that give the eebow people sleepless nights and scared shit out them is Yoruba matter. Yoruba is always frightening them because we keep winning them back to back.

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Politics / Re: Mysterious Red Glowing Light Over The Eastern Part Of Nigeria by Shigireturn: 6:38am On Mar 01
Ladiesdoctor:
Atrocities is too much
in Afghanestan
Health / Re: Why The Current Heat Wave Is Very Deadly by Shigireturn: 8:00pm On Feb 15
grin grin grin thank God there is no escape root for you. We die here
Family / Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by Shigireturn: 1:37pm On Feb 01
Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.
not all mad men roam the street. This is why everyone must be very careful with the next person to you cos you never know if the person just come back from psychiatry hospital

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