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Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by Shitface(m): 8:52am On Aug 16, 2020
Godsonkemz:
I fear mbaise ladies more than their men. They are industrious, no doubt but if you marry a bad wife from mbaise, you just signed for hell on earth. My neighbour who married an mbaise woman always regret marrying her as she always disgrace the man publicly. If she's not accusing him of infidelity, it's about inability to provide money. It got to an extent that she drove away their nanny because she suspected she was having an affair with the husband. The other time they quarrelled, she threatened to stab the husband dead which made the man refused to sleep inside his house. On another occasion, she appeared at the center of the compound and swore that it will never be well with the husband. On another occasion, she verbally abused the husbands family, calling the mother a witch.

Even if the man was guilty of the crimes, she should settle it like a civilized woman not like an uncivilized motor park tout she portrays always.

so you unfortunate homosapiens believe its where she is from that makes her behave that way ?
you are so myopic and dilusional

so tell me ,what happened to people from your own place that behave such way??

if you want to attack the woman ,attack her and leave her place of origin,there are people from your place that are doing worse .


and please ask your friend to go and make money and stop complaining, he should go and become emotionally wise and know how to handle a home ,I'm certain that girl might behave differently if she is with a real man not a limp phallus of a man

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Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by Shitface(m): 8:48am On Aug 16, 2020
eke28:

The victim is from Mbaise, now how are you sure that this wicked slot is not from your place and unfortunately got married to the man to destroy him. Just asking!!!!

leave the ass ,he doesn't know shii

I would love to know where he is from by the way ,seems Jesus came from his area and all of them are saints
Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by Shitface(m): 8:46am On Aug 16, 2020
jrusky:


Bro hhmm....my friend married from that place bro the marriage was forcefully dissolved I have never seen a woman like that in my entire life Delilah + Jezebel are child play where this woman is.


fire won't burn without oxygen, is your friend underseving for the woman he himself picked and married ??

call him out or the girl,let's hear their stories ,stop the slander
Family / Re: Wife Bites Off Husband’s Private Part Over Boyfriend In Imo by Shitface(m): 8:42am On Aug 16, 2020
SmartchildTutor:


Without sounding stereotypical,
I am forced to remember this rather popular saying that:

If you see a viper and an Mbaise woman in your house, kill the Mbaise woman first before you worry about the viper.



I went through the comments looking for an idoit like you, and alas I didn't have to go too far.

where are you from

be sincere and lemme educate you on all the evil your people have done ,not just on a saying that has no foundational basics, I'm sure you are too stupid to even know the history of that statement.

you just open your mouth whaaaaa and let your idocy come out on a public forum

"He who is without sin,let him cast the first stone"
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Lover Did To You After A Breakup? by Shitface(m): 7:59pm On Jul 23, 2020
donstan18:
I don't do breakups! To me, it looks more like declaring someone your enemy, judging with how we see exes in our society.

Simple! Without any quarrel, arguments or fight, i'll just part way whenever I want for a reason best known to me, it'll be done even without your permission.

So you'll be confused enough to tell if it's a full breakup or just me maintaining my space!!

This is applicable to both friends and flings.

very selfish thing to do , leaving someone in the dark . until you eat your own fruit,you will better understand how it hurts and you would understand the need to always communicate

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Crime / Re: Dr Olufunmilayo Responds To Bola Aseyan Rape Allegation – We Had Sex Twice by Shitface(m): 1:06pm On Jul 01, 2020
J111333:
..."According to him, they had consensual sex, twice. The 1st being after they were both drunk, only for her to tell him the next day she didn’t give her consent to the sex they had"...






The above statement alone will get him in serious trouble. When she is drunk, you ain't suppose to sleep with her especially when not in an established relationship.
Guys be careful and know when to abort mission. Control your prick, don't let it control you. Yea it can be hard and strong but e no go break for sure.

sense is indeed not common

abeg,don't women also sleep with men??
when do adults have sex ,don't they sleep with each other even if they are drunk ?
Romance / Re: Farmers, Architects, Hairdressers Have More Sex Than Others - Research by Shitface(m): 12:17am On Oct 18, 2019
Slawormir:

You are a real niggarrr
Nurse can fuckkk the hell out of you anyday anytime twice on a Sunday
To make it worse
The nurse will not be circumcised
Mehnnnnn you are finished
She will feed you with sex

Common let me tell you a secret niggarrr
If you want to be banging regularly then look for a nurse
Probably a nurse who is from Delta state. Maybe ijaw, itsekiri, kwale, urhuobo or isoko
Because those tribe are not circumcised
If you can find any of these tribe then sex for breakfast, lunch and dinner is what you will get from them



is it normal for women to be circumcised where you are from

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Family / Re: Sugabelly: Why A Child Should Take The Woman's Surname - Writer by Shitface(m): 8:20pm On May 13, 2019
Ryan03:
So forcing principles made by another man on your wife means you have a high self esteem? Hmmm, i'll pass

What principles exactly??

Why will your so called wife be answering another mans name when you are alive?? Or don't u realize your wife's surname is the name of another man?? And you want your kids to answer same too??

You simply shouldnt MARRY her.

She can only keep her name if she is a celebrity and her name is her brand. Even at that, your name should be added to her famous name

Nigga, go and think about yourself, if you do not see the bigger picture, its really unfortunate my man.
Family / Re: Sugabelly: Why A Child Should Take The Woman's Surname - Writer by Shitface(m): 6:57am On May 12, 2019
Ryan03:
If my wife wishes to add her father's name to my name, i really Dont care, even if she Dont want to change her name after marriage, as long as it will not affect my home negatively then it shouldn't be a problem. Some things we take too serious are not really serious, for a couple that really loves each other, name seem very trival to cause issues

for your mind you have made sense now
you are a man with no self esteem and its all over your write up
bleeping beta male

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Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Date While In University by Shitface(m): 2:15pm On May 02, 2019


Abeg, enjoy as much pussy at school as possible, u might never have such free time ever again in your lifetime.

Have adventures.
Car Talk / Re: 4 Signs Of A Faulty Speedometer Sensor by Shitface(m): 10:55am On Apr 08, 2019
Most Nigerian public transport drivers on't even know the use of speedometer, our danfo drivers are their own speedometers .

Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji: The 3 Most Important People In My Life - Son, Parents by Shitface(m): 10:31am On Mar 22, 2019
Donjazzy12:

You see how female children take care of their parents. Look at how Linda's Dad is very happy. If say na man be I'm first pikin him for Don die by now. Most male children of nowadays are worthless.

Bitch, speak for yourself and tell us how worthless you are to your family.

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Travel / Best state to relocate to as a DOCTOR by Shitface(m): 8:15pm On Jan 21, 2019
I am about finishing my housejob in Anambra state , I am in search of a state to relocate to and begin life there.
Which state has the best offer for a young doctor who wants to start life on his own.

Please my well traveled nairalanders, help me out with the best state
Romance / Re: HELP! Can't Marry Her Because I Am From Imo And They Are Anambra by Shitface(m): 10:23am On Jan 20, 2019
shadeze:
Op go siddon abeg, my elder sister is married to an imo man and one of my auntys too. Nothing like that problem you are talking about unless it is your wife's family that have that problem. Don't make it a general problem between Anambra and imo. Go and solve your problem with your wife's family


Uncle, have u never heard about the segregation against Mbaise people from people in same tribe as them?

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Romance / Re: HELP! Can't Marry Her Because I Am From Imo And They Are Anambra by Shitface(m): 10:21am On Jan 20, 2019
Abascoh:
Fake story, Anambra people and Imo inter marry regularly. My Dad is from Anambra and My mum is from imo. Two of my cousins are married to Imo men. My uncle (mum's younger brother) being from Imo is married to an Anambra woman and I have never heard anything of these so called hatred you talk about. I only know that there is a cliché that Imo people collect more as bride price than Anambra do but even that is not an issue when you see who you want to marry. I will advise you to go and find out why your woman's people don't want her to marry you, it has nothing to do with any alleged hatred Anambra people have for imo people because there is nothing like that




Human
How dare u call my story fake?
Man, drop your opinion and don't attack what I said.
Thank you
Romance / HELP! Can't Marry Her Because I Am From Imo And They Are Anambra by Shitface(m): 7:11am On Jan 20, 2019
I and my girlfriend have been dating for over four years now, I am now very comfortable and want to settle down with the treasure of my life.
However her parents because of hatred for Imo state people especially Mbaise refused giving their daughters hand over to me.

What's the unnecessary hate to Mbaise people and Imo people in general from Anambra people?

And please what should I do to win their heart? I really love her so very much and can't afford losing her in any capacity.

N:B: I have spent 10 years of my life in Anambra and my family loves her alot.
Career / Re: Keke Driver Returned N1.1M To Owner, Rewarded With N200 For Recharge Card by Shitface(m): 9:11am On Dec 19, 2018
serverconnect:
This is real naija, some people eeh... Hope the owner is not from mba5(Mbaise)
Your father!!!!

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Family / Re: What Should I Do Now??? by Shitface(m): 10:52am On Dec 08, 2018
Mr poster

How can your brother slap your wife because she asked him to fetch water

E make sense to u sef??

If your wife get mind slap your brother, he isn't at NY fault to return what was given to him.

I would never hit a woman, but no woman should dare go violent on me coz I will treat her as an equal
Romance / Re: Types Of Spirits Of Delay In Some Single Sisters by Shitface(m): 9:44am On Nov 03, 2018
Everything is spiritual for some people Nonsense and ingredient
Like attracts itself
Romance / Re: What Was The Reason For Your Last Breakup And How Long Did It Last? by Shitface(m): 1:34pm On Sep 17, 2018
Oyenike01:
almost 2years now ,it lasted for 5years, dude said he needed space, I refused and it looked like I wasn't understanding, I don't believe in space.turned out there was a new girl, I cried almost everyday, still cried this year sef, it shook me, my life has never been the same, I was too used to him, each time I saw his picture with the girl, my life would stand still, it took the grace of God not to pull the stunt the lady in acrimony pulled, I sacrificed a lot for that relationship, it broke me.I am better now... funny part is I'm still a firm believer in love... I still never get sense.

Don't lose hope in love, you will find your own
Romance / Re: What Was The Reason For Your Last Breakup And How Long Did It Last? by Shitface(m): 1:33pm On Sep 17, 2018
Katier00:
Two years ago and it lasted for eight years. Thank God I came out with my life


Wow
What happened??
Please share
Romance / What Was The Reason For Your Last Breakup And How Long Did It Last? by Shitface(m): 7:16am On Sep 17, 2018
It is well known fact that many people, both young and old fall in love with each other and would swear never to leave the other partner but sometimes this promises do not stand the test of time or the trials that come with it.
A couple that dated for over 3 years never knew of their genotype until the male had an accident and needed blood donation, his girlfriend came to the rescue and donated her blood as she was the right match, after the man had recovered the doctor called and revealed to them that their genotype were both AS.
This broke both of them and they had to get separated over the issue even though they loved each other so dearly and would never end it.

So what's the reason for your last breakup and how long did the relationship last as a whole?





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Celebrities / Re: 'We Saw The Realness In Each Other': BBNaija's Nina On Her Friendship With Cee-c by Shitface(m): 7:06am On Sep 14, 2018
Agozie48:


at least they are more richer and more successful than a stricken poor rat like you
WHAT IS SUCCESSFUL ABOUT THEM??

U have a very very narrow mind

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Gaming / Best Android Games For Offline Play by Shitface(m): 10:21pm On Aug 27, 2018
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I have been on the search for the best offline games for Android with high quality.
If u know any, drop below.
Car Talk / Re: 7 Tech-filled Cars That Were Unveiled At The 2018 Monterey Car Week by Shitface(m): 7:52pm On Aug 27, 2018
These cars will be packing dirt on Nigerian roads with how low they are.
Gaming / Re: Top 5 Premiere League Games For Android 2018/2019 Season. by Shitface(m): 1:30pm On Aug 27, 2018
Please which of them can be played OFFLINE?
Romance / Re: He Loves Me But Won’t Commit by Shitface(m): 5:21am On Aug 02, 2018
Sense is not costly, you can get some... U want females to seduce marriage upon their head, u get idea say na life time something Reading and opening ur mind would have saved us all seeing this shit.
Health / Re: Over 5,000 Nigerian Doctors In S/africa - Envoy by Shitface(m): 6:51am On Jul 24, 2018
Jokerman:
Those doctors are not patriotic.... FG should find a way to curtail the movement of these doctors...


Seems your head is doing you somehow abi

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Romance / Re: 'he Will Really Damage You' -lady Shares Marriage Survival Advice by Shitface(m): 5:49pm On Jun 30, 2018
Different strokes for different folks
Romance / Re: 10 Good Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend. by Shitface(m): 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2018
Questions that any wise guy will use and deceive the girl finish. Wash her head with concentrated hypo and have his way with her.
Phones / Re: 5 Things You Should Know About The New Infinix Note 5 Before Buying It. by Shitface(m): 8:04am On Jun 26, 2018
Note 3 is still the best
Education / Re: First Class Graduates, What Was Your First GPA And How Was The Latter Years by Shitface(m): 8:05am On Jun 25, 2018
daewoorazer:

To hell with 1st class and 2:1

I regret till today I had no one to inform me. I ran after books like crazy thinking it will make my bata sound ‘ko-ko-ka’...I was wrong!

Except for the sole purpose of scholarship abroad, high scores in Nigeria is tantamount to penury. It thwarts your creative and business abilities. You’d think of nothing but to compete with your mates while the average students harness their energy into creative thinking and business ideas while in school. These average students make fortune before anyone after graduation. Quote me anywhere, in Nigeria, your certification is bullshyte.

My take: give your best while you think of creative ideas to maintain you during and after school. Beyond school, what will matter is your social influence and that of your family OR whatever you might have built for yourself as an undergraduate!

Peace!



Btw, I made well beyond 4points out of 5.0 .... anyone interested in buying my transcripts and cert? grin
What did you study in school?? �

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