IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE OR AN ESSAY?

do u understand french ? or was biya speaking in english

Hello"

"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"

"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an uncle Paul!"

"Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."

"Ok daddy just a minute."

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."

"What happened honey?"

"Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she ain’t moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad?

"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead."

Really long pause this time.

Daddy says, "swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

"No this is 486-5713.

Sorry wrong number.

Little Zachary was doing quite badly in math. His parents had tried everything, tutors, mentors, flash cards, Special Learning Centres. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.

His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference

Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise Little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.

She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms?"

Little Zachary looked at her and said, "On the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

ALL OF UNA MIND DIRTY,  UNA NEED PURE WATER ,  69 IS THE ONLY NUMBER THAT IF WHEN TURN UPSIDE DOWN WILL STILL BE 69 ,  "TSHI KE NA"

so how do we get our small change back, nobody will even buy it in the market, can't they just liquidate and share the proceed, or should we keep on hoping management will change and profit in the future, kai!! e dey pain me o

You fit do am either ways, just make sure say u dey communicate