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Family / Re: How's Your Relationship With Your Siblings? Toxic Or Healthy? by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:02pm On Nov 27, 2023
I don't know what to say.
TV/Movies / Re: Josh 2 Funny Appears On America's Got Talent 3 Times by ShowmeHeaven(m): 1:27pm On Aug 09, 2023
sonnie10:
This is ridiculous and an embarrassment to Nigeria. I wonder why he felt that act of gibberish was a talent.
32 years old man for that matter!
Americans don’t like when you are being stupid. They will appreciate you when you show real talents and creativity.
No time for mediocrity.


America's spokesman πŸ–οΈ
Politics / Re: Mbah Sets Heavy Security Presence In Enugu Ahead Of Ekpa’s 2-Week Sit-At-Home by ShowmeHeaven(m): 9:00am On Jul 31, 2023
So far, it seems he's the only leader taking the bull by the horn in SE.
Politics / Re: Mbah Sets Heavy Security Presence In Enugu Ahead Of Ekpa’s 2-Week Sit-At-Home by ShowmeHeaven(m): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2023
Pakute:
Until i see tucano jets pissing on those terrorists and their sympathisers, i won't take SE seriously.

Cause S.E is a war torn zone occupied by terrorists? Some of you lots watch way too many Hollywood movies such that you're not abreast with reality.

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Food / Re: How Much Will You Pay For This Food In Your Area ? by ShowmeHeaven(m): 2:29pm On Jul 16, 2023
Wodu89:



Yes. I eat fish alot. I even have pics on my phone of some of my meals


Oya see 2,400

What's in the other plate
Politics / Re: Check Out NNPC Floating Fuel Station On Top Of Water In Rivers (Photo) by ShowmeHeaven(m): 4:32pm On Jul 09, 2023
Kenneth4u205:
So how does cars drive in ?


They swim.
Phones / . by ShowmeHeaven(m): 11:06am On May 21, 2023
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Religion / Re: I Need Deliverance, I Have No Peace Of Mind When I'm Rich by ShowmeHeaven(m): 3:32pm On Apr 26, 2023
How about you transfer most of the funds to someone you trust when the urge to lavish and squander it comes.

It requires discipline and guidance.

Don't stop seeking for divine intervention though. If there's a man that prays, there's a God that listens.

Moreso, never pray to be poor, no one wishes to live in abject deprivation. Rather pray for discernment.

Take care and stay safe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United : FA Cup (6 - 7)pens On 23rd April 2023 by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:24pm On Apr 23, 2023
Better to lose honourably than to be disgraced in the finals by Man City.
Health / Re: Energy Drinks: What Are The Side Effects Of This Drink? by ShowmeHeaven(m): 5:42pm On Apr 12, 2023
Beebah321:
No side effects.
This life is too short. So enjoy yourself. smiley


"Pay no heed to this advice."

Even whilst you enjoy yourself, MODERATION should be the watch word.

Use your discretion.
Family / Re: Help! My Sister In-law Is Seducing Me by ShowmeHeaven(m): 5:35pm On Apr 12, 2023
Any attempt to sleep with her or have any amoral overture with her, you'll watch as your home crumble to it's very foundation gradually.

TAKE CHARGE OF THE SITUATION BEFORE YOUR ERECTION DYSFUNCTION YOUR HOMESTEAD, BE A MAN, A STOIC AND RESPONSIBLE ONE AT THAT!
Food / Re: See The #4'550 Meal I Bought At Chicken Republic This Morning. by ShowmeHeaven(m): 3:45pm On Mar 14, 2023
Normally na ur money sha.
If na me that price I go take am prepare a pot of Jollof with she-ken and extra change for cold drink and pure water take dilute 😁

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Music/Radio / Re: Good Old Days: Do You Remember This Gadget? (Picture) by ShowmeHeaven(m): 3:39pm On Mar 14, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
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My goodness lol
Funny enough I actually thought about this in the morning. Reminiscing of how I used to listen to the lastest jamz on a particular radio station.

And I had exactly this type/model.

It's bewildering that I just saw this now lol

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Politics / Re: Emefiele Denies Plotting Against Tinubu by ShowmeHeaven(m): 9:33am On Mar 13, 2023
The way he has handled the cashless policy and revaluation so far likewise what Nigerians are going through due to the policy, has shown the kind of president he would've been.

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Travel / Re: The Underrated Cotonou (benin Republic) by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:54am On Mar 06, 2023
jrobbins:


Good morning. If I want to enter Benin for two weeks vacation, what would I need and how much would you estimate I'd need to travel with?


Same thing I'd like to know too bro
Travel / Re: The Underrated Cotonou (benin Republic) by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:53am On Mar 06, 2023
Pemisire2020:
Yes he is right. Benin πŸ‡§πŸ‡― republic is very nice place. I was in Nigeria all because of presidential election but I found this country to be messy. If you have money relocate to Benin πŸ‡§πŸ‡―. A lot if Nigerians are there.


Like how much for a start.
For one month or so, before settling down properly
Travel / Re: The Underrated Cotonou (benin Republic) by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:40am On Mar 06, 2023
Gatess:
THE UNDERRATED COTONOU

Since I was born till date, we Nigerians have always looked down on a lot of neighboring countries like Cameroon, Togo, Benin Republic etc.
Well, you are not to be blamed if you are among those who look down on some of these countries, even when we have not had an opportunity to cross border.

Well I was one of those people who actually looked down on most of these countries until I had an opportunity to sail round west Africa and the narratives changed.

Meanwhile I was completely marvelled the first time I visited Cotonou, the business hub of Benin Republic about 4 years ago when Patrice Talon newly took office
Two years after I re-visited, after touring round other west African countries. I spent 3 days here and without a waste of time, I concluded to relocate down to this place based on the level of development I saw, the security, serenity etc.

Finally I am now living here and I have no regret so far.

I will say this country is blessed with the best president who is working tirelessly to improve the living conditions of his beloved citizens and I am glad hearing citizens saying positive things about the president.

Things You Don't Know About Benin Republic...

*They have currently have one of the best roads/road network in west Africa
* The maintain law and order
* Security is good
* Security personnels are friendly and don't intimidate anyone. If caught intimidating you, he or she will severely be punished
" If you are caught in a robbery attack which involves gun, forget it, u are gun forever.
* Electricity is 247. No low voltage or unecessarily interruptions.
* Steady clean water supply by the government at an affordable rate
* 247 transport system cos of good security
* Night life is topnotch.. in fact their balling na night with street light almost every nook and cranny of the city.
* Amazing beaches with super duper fun.
* Nice Bilingual schools for your kids
*Stress free movement without traffic jam.
* Policemen scattered at every nook and cranny of the town to maintain law and order and not for stop and search.
* Drugs are only bought or sold at a registered pharmacies and not from quacks or roadside vendors
* Foreigners almost have same right with citizen and can't be treated anyhow
*Women are like egg here. Any maltreatment or mistreatment, you will face the law.
*Public school, go to sch by 7:30am and return home for break by 12noon and return back to school by 3pm to dismiss between 6-7pm Monday- Friday
* You can choose to relocate from your rented apartment after a month or two cos of the privilege of monthly payment plan
* Their money now more valuable than naira in black market
*This is the only safe transit route coming from other African countries to Nigeria. Of course you should know how that helps an economy.
*Internet is steady and fast but a bit expensive
*Pepper body no common here like naija
* ETC

Business Opportunities
From My Findings So Far...

*Tailoring is a place to explore especially when you sew English wears and Nigerian attires
* Sales of any kind of electronics which you can bring from Nigeria and Togo cos they are cheaper over there and expensive here.
* Sales of second hand phones and laptops, not forgetting their accessories too. Very lucrative
* Nigerian foods are in high demand especially areas where Nigerians live more. U go sell tire
* Sales of sewing machines(more of manual)and it's accessories are in high demand cos this is their major skill work with hairdressing.
* Phone and laptop repairs needs serious attention here cos most of the engineers are not competent enough
* Sales of motor parts/bike parts. Both are very good biz here too.
* Bilingual schools are still in high demand in some places including teachers.
* Transportation biz- As a naija man, u will do better plying from border to town, if you are a smart. As an okada rider, concentrate around Tokpa, Misebo and Beach, you will be fine too.
Those who are into okirika(2nd clothes, shoes & bags), it's still very profitable till date but you must have a good contact for you not to be cheated.
Etc


Let me drop my pen here for now. I will be sharing some photos of the places I have been to like the beaches etc . So stay tuned as we will be dropping more information to give you a comprehensive info about the country generally.


Very insightful wow!

How much should someone planing on staying over there for a while come up with?
Family / Re: How Were You Able To Raise Money And Finance Your Wedding ? by ShowmeHeaven(m): 3:44pm On Jan 29, 2023
jeromestarks:
Imagine what men go through just to pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws.

Do not go through such stress just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a boy who didn't even know her parents not to mention paying bride price on her.

A woman who has given her best (virginity) to another man should not expect the best from you.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market. Never marry such a woman. Just fvck her and let others continue fvcking her.


Do not allow any family sell a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men to you as a bride. She isn't a bride anymore cus she has no pride left in her. No glory left in her, she's now a cargo of bad news.


Only a fool will suffer to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men. Are you the fool?



Finally, fvck any girl you want but it comes to marriage, take the pains to find a virgin woman and marry. Better to suffer to find a virgin woman and have a lasting peaceful home than to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men and SUFFER IN YOUR MARRIAGE.


No hymen, NO COMMITMENT.


Dat ur ex really showed u shege o.
Family / Re: How Were You Able To Raise Money And Finance Your Wedding ? by ShowmeHeaven(m): 3:41pm On Jan 29, 2023
Olachase:
I bought baby ram for 10k and rear it for good 5years 😁😁

I set 10k to my mom in osun she supplies me garri and yam flower

I sent 10k to my wife mom in Ondo she supplies us palm oli and pepper

Inside the bride price list items that we brought, her mom still returned 80% of items, I love my wife family

Buh I don't like my wife for one thing she doesn't have power to make pounded yam

And she doesn't like me for one thing she said I nake like machine 😁😁😁


The sugar mummy that you're scouting for, via your signature, is it the one that 'have power to make pounded yam'?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Traders Are Now Rejecting The Old Currencies! by ShowmeHeaven(m): 7:24am On Jan 27, 2023
The situation is getting serious.
Nairaland / General / Re: Traders Are Now Rejecting The Old Currencies! by ShowmeHeaven(m): 7:00pm On Jan 26, 2023
Which kan wahala be dis. Na old notes dey my hand o. I have already ruled out going to work tomorrow like dis o.
Nairaland / General / Re: Traders Are Now Rejecting The Old Currencies! by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:34pm On Jan 26, 2023
Olachase:
Who day tell you that rubbish are you not in lagos, I still carry 20k old notes buy goods today, I still get old notes like 70k for hand am not even move with cbn rules abi na Nigeria we day Las Las them go extend the date 😏😏

I no dey lag.

Extend huh'

They are not making any move to rescind the decision. Bruh
Nairaland / General / Traders Are Now Rejecting The Old Currencies! by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:22pm On Jan 26, 2023
Excuse me people, what's the situation report in your area/location?!

My niece was sent on an errand a couple of minutes ago and she just came back with the money, why? The shop owner refused to collect the money !

Wetin dey occur?!
Fashion / Re: Please Is This Jeans For Female? by ShowmeHeaven(m): 3:39pm On Jan 19, 2023
It looks quite feminish.

The design though. Guess you're a teen or early 20's Y'all have similar taste in fashion.
Phones / Re: I'll Sell My Phone To You At An Affordable Price. by ShowmeHeaven(m): 7:25pm On Dec 19, 2022
nani667:



No contact ❓

Sorry. Just drop your number I'll contact you
Phones / Re: I'll Sell My Phone To You At An Affordable Price. by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:43pm On Dec 19, 2022
Nwaotu10:

0....81.. six 3 eight 1 zero 1 two 1

Alrigh' I'll call as soon as possible
Phones / Re: I'll Sell My Phone To You At An Affordable Price. by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:42pm On Dec 19, 2022
The phone is very sound, never been worked on.

I just want to sell it for financial reason
Phones / Re: I'll Sell My Phone To You At An Affordable Price. by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:32pm On Dec 19, 2022
Nwaotu10:
40k
location

Drop your digit let's communicate
Phones / Re: I'll Sell My Phone To You At An Affordable Price. by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:31pm On Dec 19, 2022
Nwaotu10:
40k
location

Enugu, I can waybill it.
Phones / Re: I'll Sell My Phone To You At An Affordable Price. by ShowmeHeaven(m): 6:31pm On Dec 19, 2022
christianjoy:
location

Enugu but I can waybill it
Phones / I'll Sell My Phone To You At An Affordable Price. by ShowmeHeaven(m): 7:41am On Dec 19, 2022
Tecno Camon 15.
No crack
Neat
Long lasting battery
In a very good condition.

Price 45k (slightly negotiable)

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