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Romance / Re: After Eating A Pussy, He Got This!!!! (graphic Photo) by shylo(m): 4:53am On Jun 16, 2020
grin

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Politics / Re: Buhari: We Don’t Have Any Money To Import Food, Farmers Should Start Producing by shylo(m): 1:00pm On May 25, 2020
Please kindly release the resources your govt and other previous administrations have stolen to buy food. Also ask EFCC to release recovered loots in their possession for that purpose. Thank you.
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Is Depressed, Here Is Her New Look by shylo(m): 10:27pm On May 24, 2020
She looks more responsible now
Health / Re: My Baby's Skin Problem Is Worrisome (Disturbing Photos) by shylo(m): 3:07pm On May 23, 2020
Take both parents and the child for HIV testing.
Politics / Re: Tony Oneweek: "Why Didn't Police Investigate E-Money's Poverty?" by shylo(m): 8:12pm On May 13, 2020
enehvictor:
NOBODY INVESTIGATES YOUR POVERTY.

Emeka is a good man. He is different, benevolent and very humble.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10157636130794794&id=667269793


Sharap there. He is humble when he is using a man old enough to be his father as an errand boy and makes sure that someone captures the images for him and he personally posts them on the social media for the whole world to see.

And when does someone suffering at some point in his life become a guarantee that he will make genuine wealth? Agbaya
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by shylo(m): 9:24am On May 13, 2020
junior20202020:
there was this prostitute lady I managed to penetrate and I released,she was complaining that I am not strong enough to make her happy, I felt very embarrassed,ever since then it has not been able to rise to rock erection. I speak the truth and Jesus knows my problem

If you aim at satisfying a prostitute you are wasting your time.
Romance / Re: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by shylo(m): 1:53am On May 13, 2020
Make no mistake about this. Undetectable viral load does not mean that the virus cannot transmit at some point. It only means that the risk of transmission is low.

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Travel / Re: Bayelsa Intercepts Two Busload Of Almajiris by shylo(m): 11:59pm On May 12, 2020
I only pity these innocent children given birth to by selfish parents without any purpose other than to satisfy their inordinate sexual desires. Rejected by parents, abandoned by the society, now look how they are being tossed about amidst these dangerous infectious times, risking being infected. Too bad.
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by shylo(m): 10:30pm On May 09, 2020
My near death experience
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Only Had Dry Catarrh, Not COVID-19 – Senator Andulfatai Buhari by shylo(m): 11:22pm On May 08, 2020
Addme:
If truly he recovered in 5 days,that's definitely not Corona.

People have recovered from Covid-19 in 3 days with the right herbal therapy

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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by shylo(m): 7:09am On May 07, 2020
grafixdon:
Though she's my crush then, but I love her so so much.

She was schooling in ado, it was around 2010... I travelled from Lagos to Ado just to see her. Bought provisions (milk, bread, 5alive,soaps,bounvita etc).

I got to her hostel around 2am because there's a heavy traffic. I almost fainted when I met a guy at her place at that time putting on just boxer, she later introduced the guy as her boyfriend. Both of them slept on the bed while she gave me mat to sleep on. I couldn't sleep because I could hear them fvcking.

The following morning, she prepared the bread, milk and bounvita I bought with my money for her boyfriend. Oboy, I don suffer.

Your mumu don do

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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by shylo(m): 7:00am On May 07, 2020
penisilin:
Like someone said - it has been flogged very very well but women matter will continue to flog men as long as them still get yansh and bleast cool.

One of my many mumuness.

It was 2000, I was very young (after SSCE) and had a girl crushing on me but for reasons known to only God & devil, I just no send the babe.

But for the mumuness in me, I was seriously pursuing one yeye girl because of her yansh so tey in my bid to win her favor, I took a family cherished flask and made a sumptuous chocolate beverage with bread and sardine (from money I fapped from my sister) for her on a rainy day.
I told her from our balcony that I was coming with the goodies and she beckoned on me to come quickly. Only for me to reach her house, she asked to carry the flask follow her until we reach her boyfriend house angry. She jumped on him and said "Thank you Ola, shebi you have given me the flask" and they shut the door while I was standing there and smiling like Ganduje.
Anger no gree me sleep for 2 days

Your stupidity is like ZeeWorld, extra ordinary everyday

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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by shylo(m): 6:51am On May 07, 2020
NonsoNathan100:

Served in 2014
Maybe left for Greece in 2015
Came back 2019 (i guess) and she is married with a kid.
Made more than 54 million wethin that space of time.
Bro invite me to your place of worship please

When I compared the figures to the time frame I had to take that whole story with a gray of salt.

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Romance / Re: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by shylo(m): 6:44am On May 07, 2020
julieeni:
smileyI'm over it now, at least I didn't give in to thoughts of commiting suicide cool I used to hate him and wish him death, but not anymore because I have forgiven him and I wish him well, but he will never see his son again.

He cannot lay claim on your son. He never got married to you. He is a rogue. I'm really sorry for your ordeal.

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Health / Re: Anambra Discovers Unused 4 Ventilators In Medical Store by shylo(m): 11:30am On Apr 30, 2020
bkool7:
4 ventilators!

How is this news?

Can't they start using it without going to the press?




Do you know how much one Ventilator is cost? If you think it is not an achievement to be published, how many does Nigeria as a country have? How many other States in Nigeria have ventilators?
Crime / Re: IBEDC Staff In Ogun Beaten For Distributing Electricity Bill (Disturbing Pics) by shylo(m): 10:44pm On Apr 24, 2020
There is too much hunger and anger on the land. Nigerian people should expect more beatings if this current lock-down is extended. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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