Yes, Naija men. . . what do you think of us?

Do you love us?

And if I don't want to?

I use veet for my underarms, unfortunately I don't have enough hair on my legs to shave

Redeeooo Effemu, tinwa tinwa mititi

Bwahahahahahaha!!

Aaaah, sooooo. . . Ema binu oooh!!!!!!

Yes, Funmi for where?

Karrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the go dey go?

Is the OP Funmi. . . abi is there another truck driver in our midst?

Second husband for your second wife. . . equation balance.

I'm sure your 1st wife is pleased!!!!!!!

NO! NO! NO! CAPITAL NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I don't expect a guy to buy me stuff. . . in fact I abhor it coz it gives them this idea that they've bought you along with the stuff they got for you ^{[size=5pt]useless cretins[/size]}. . .but that's another story for another day.  

Anyway, as I was saying. . . don't buy me anything abeg but please please be able to hold your own.

That's all I ask and it ain't too much to ask, is it?

Love is an illusion.

^^^^^^Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa

@ Topic
Don't ya have a pair on you. . . and by that I mean. . . errr. . .hands.

@ goodass
LOL Fa!!! Kwana uku fa!!

Yaya de fa? Ka na lafiya ko??!



@ FL Gators
Please now, tell me who you be?!!

Area boys are paid, Mommy and Daddy Defenders aren't.

Lmao @ C2H5OH

Lawd-a-mercy!!

No I've gone and done it!!!

Yep, I've gone and stuck my foot in my mouth. . . again!!!

I'm sorry. . .I don't. . .I'm not. . . I have. . .

Oh man!!!

Until I meet people who are willing to die for their political leaders, I'd go with RELIGIOUS LEADERS!!!

Have you ever seen 'em Daddy and Mommy Defenders at work??!!

Jeebus, you do not want to cross them. . . even online!!

@ Igwe
Hello Darlin'. . . how are you?



@ Mai Suya
Lmao!!! 

Haba, Mai Gidan na bani da miji sai kai. . .  kai ke de.

Ka gani?? Madallah!



@ FL Gators
Lmao!! Ruby, I didn't know it was you now!

Forgive me?

Okay, you are stillwater leave my hubby alone ooh!!

I take the blame for his ignorance, I haven't taught him well enough. So y'all turn the beebee guns in my directions, mmmkay

You are right. . . it is perception of the OTHER PERSON (be it wife, mother, sister, brother, uncle, daddy, grand daddy. . .whatever) that matters.

LMFAO @ Thread!!!

Acid. . . Familiarity, they say, breeds contempt.

Boredom is not subject to gender.

I suggests couple take a break from each other once a while. . . ya know, go on leave like you do at work or holiday like you do in school.

Separate yourself for a moment and you'll learn to appreciate it more [size=3pt]or not[/size]

The wives are also bored but they know how to mask it with other things. . . like taking care of the children.

And they say we are not patriotic!!!

A Dr. House does not exist even in America with all their advanced technology. . . so how do you want it?

Funny Thread!

Hee