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Politics / Re: "Nigerians Did Not Elect You As A Friday President" - Fayose To Buhari by SKYWEAVER: 10:58pm On Apr 23, 2017
seunmsg:


Yeah, he's also greater than Ojukwu and Azikiwe combined.
Yap, greater dan Obama & Hilary Clinton.

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Education / Re: 10 Common Words Nigerians Use Everyday That Don't Exist by SKYWEAVER: 5:24pm On Apr 19, 2017
psucc:
Based on logistics? Yes these words do not exist but we create them.

It's left for the whites to add them to existing English dictions
Shikenah!
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by SKYWEAVER: 5:06pm On Apr 19, 2017
Horlawoomey:
Sometimes we ask most of these questions subconsciously.

Not all the questions are that bad, you can't force your opinion down our throats. So far the questions will not start World War 3, we are good to go.
Laughs...
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by SKYWEAVER: 5:04pm On Apr 19, 2017
tintingz:
There is nothing wrong asking "are you the last person"? Just that many Nigerians are too religious they will quickly get annoyed and say "they won't be the last in Jesus name". grin

Asking are you the last person in the queue is also calling the attention of the people in the queue, we all know how some Nigerians behave, that's when you will see some unknown person from nowhere claiming space.

I think these questions are our Naija made questions, each country has it own stuffs.
Gbam!

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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by SKYWEAVER: 5:02pm On Apr 19, 2017
fatymore:
I need a 1 month job.. Any job would do... Before I go back to school.. Just a semester left before I become a graduate.. Please I need the money for my fees
Any job?
Submit ur application 4 Mouth Gig while offer lasts!
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Stupid Questions You Seriously Need To Stop Asking by SKYWEAVER: 4:56pm On Apr 19, 2017
naijainfogalery:


Have you taken time to actually know the meaning of how was your night? It means how was your sexual experience last night., and the are you the last, you got to an ATM and you saw 3 people on queue and no other person in sight, and its obvious its the person standing last on queue instead of you join the queue, you are now asking if the person is the last., Are you that blind that you cant see the obvious?
There's nothing bad in asking weda someone is d last on queue. Some pple may come book behind d last person & den tell d person dt they want 2 do somtin nearby in a hurry. So if u come asking no question bt only 2 queue up behind ur assumed last person, once d one dt leaves returns they wld tell u dt u shld hv asked who d last person was b4 standing in queue. And ur refusal 2 leave d space may turn u all 2 public nuisance esp if d other person too refused 2 give in.
Politics / Re: LAGOS To Introduce Public Utility Levy (PUL) by SKYWEAVER: 4:41pm On Apr 19, 2017
dlondonbadboy:


I'd insult the whole Africa if that would make them act!
Insult all of we!
Us are jst too gullible & foolhardy!

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Travel / Re: 9 Must Know Tips To Help You Fly Like A Pro For The First Time by SKYWEAVER: 4:33pm On Apr 19, 2017
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So funny, intresting & infotaiment, though.
Travel / Re: 9 Must Know Tips To Help You Fly Like A Pro For The First Time by SKYWEAVER: 4:31pm On Apr 19, 2017
leksmedia:
Dont be like my grand pa that was travelling abroad and was offered food and drinks in the plane, Old man rejected everything, Only for him to go over 12 hours journey on a hungry stomach, Papa thought it will be paid for by him, when he got to his destination and was compla[color=#990000][/color]ining he was super hungry , they were shocked as this airline was known to be top notch in feeding their passengers. So they asked papa, didnt they serve food in the plane, Papa said they did but me i cant waste money on those expensive meals oo, Everyone just burst into laughter, Haaaa Papa you have dull yourself oo, Its all paid for, Its free, anything you order is free, You can even ask for more said one of my aunts. grandpa said seriously? He was so mad that on his return flight, he drank over 21 cups of tea and juice cheesy cheesy he ordered for more plates of food. if possible he would have gotten take away lol
Religion / Re: Who Are The 3 Best Teachers Of The Scripture In Nigeria? by SKYWEAVER: 8:15pm On Apr 09, 2017
In my own opinion, i'm convinced there's a sharp distinction btw teaching & preaching or even men of intergrity in christiandom. It's as if u dont really know ur standpoint in all of dis.
A preacher of d Word may nt necessarily be a good teacher of d Word. Their diff ministries!
Also, who u consider as a man of integrity is absolutely based on ur own personal judgement. Dis is because whoever u pinpoints wil end up be somtin controversial. Pple wil alwys hv their on diff opinion.
Frm d foregoing, in my own opinion, d 3 best teachers of d Word are:
1. Bishop Oyedepo
2. Pastor Chris Oyakhilome
3. Apostle Joshua Selman [Koinonia]

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Celebrities / Re: Hilda Dokubo's No Makeup Face (Photo) by SKYWEAVER: 7:59pm On Apr 08, 2017
Meh, if dis woman cry 4 u eh...
Hilda is endowed wit lasting beauty, same as Liz Benson wey fine pass im daughter 100%.

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Crime / Re: Suicide: Man Jumps Into A River In Festac, Lagos (Photos) by SKYWEAVER: 7:55pm On Apr 08, 2017
A challenge dt makes death desirable than life is really a colossal problem!
Career / Re: Sisters who are graduates from Unizik do crazy make-ups for a career (Pics) by SKYWEAVER: 10:18pm On Apr 01, 2017
How on earth can one 4 fashion or attention ignorantly claims evil 4 herself dis way?
Education / Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by SKYWEAVER: 10:26pm On Mar 26, 2017
The money spended was properly spended!

Religion / Re: Which Church Has The Highest Number Of Parishes In Nigeria? by SKYWEAVER: 10:01pm On Mar 26, 2017
HolarQD:
The Church with the highest number of gullible followers
smiley smiley smiley
Catholic!
Science/Technology / Re: See The Animal I Killed In University Of Benin. What's The Name? by SKYWEAVER: 7:09pm On Mar 10, 2017
They don't kill dis type of animal!
How u go do now?
Politics / Re: Before And After London Vacation Pictures Of President Buhari by SKYWEAVER: 6:21pm On Mar 10, 2017
According 2 Tupac Amar Shakur, "I See No Changes!" And dtz ma submission wit apology, though.

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Education / Re: Did You Label Your Pen In School Back In Those Days, Do You Still Remember This? by SKYWEAVER: 12:19pm On Mar 04, 2017
Gone are those days... when men were pupils... Chai!
Fashion / Re: ‘Hand Of God’ On Nigerian Boy’s Head, Causes Uproar On Social Media (photos) by SKYWEAVER: 10:05pm On Feb 21, 2017
Dis cld be d hand of Satan 4 d fact dt it depicts a left hand. And if it happens 2 be God's hand it certainly can't be 4 good or 4 blessing. Dis is because God blesses & does wonders wit His right hand rather dan d left. Even d Bible says d right hand of God doeth valiantly - Psalm 118:16. And d pple at His left hand side are doomed 4 hell according 2 scriptures - Matthew 25:41.
Crime / Re: Boy Whose Hand Was Cut Off For Stealing Phone In Delta Caught Stealing Again by SKYWEAVER: 10:37pm On Feb 17, 2017
What did d lad stole 2 dt extent 2 warrant did bestial treatment? He stole aeroplane or human being? Oh no!
Romance / Re: See What This Woman Wore On Valentine's Day That Got People Talking by SKYWEAVER: 11:03pm On Feb 16, 2017
She's frm which state, self?
Crime / Re: Tension In Ekiti Community As Herdsman Is Beheaded by SKYWEAVER: 10:19pm On Feb 11, 2017
What goes around comes around.
Heinous, though.
Education / Re: 5 Interesting Ways Whatsapp Is Helping Nigerian Students by SKYWEAVER: 10:13pm On Feb 11, 2017
...only sounds nice, bt not actually true!
Crime / Re: Soldier Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Abuja For Raping, Stabbing A Woman by SKYWEAVER: 10:10pm On Feb 11, 2017
Those who killed by d sword shld also perish by d sword, so says d New Testament of d Holy Book.
Politics / Re: What Emir Sanusi, Soludo And Ezekwesili Said About Nigeria's Economic Crisis by SKYWEAVER: 10:01pm On Feb 11, 2017
Those were actually handwritings on d economic wall of Nig. But quite unfortunately appalling dt there was no single Daniel in d realm 2 read & interpret dem. Now d economy has finally nosedived. How do we get out of dis messy rut?
Celebrities / Re: New "Deeper Life' Look Of Actress Patience Ozokwor by SKYWEAVER: 9:51pm On Feb 11, 2017
I comment my reserve!

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