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Properties / Re: 2 Bedroom Flat,1 Year Rent,800k,oniru. by slaykay07: 11:49am On Jun 21, 2010
In addition, it would be nice if you have more of such properties to show me, around Oniru and Lekki phase 1.
Preferably a serviced flat.
Properties / Re: 2 Bedroom Flat,1 Year Rent,800k,oniru. by slaykay07: 11:43am On Jun 21, 2010
I will contact you next week friday, as i'm currently away. Thanks
Properties / Re: 2 Bedroom Flat,1 Year Rent,800k,oniru. by slaykay07: 11:08am On Jun 21, 2010
Do you have some photos?
Properties / Re: Residential Apartment @ Lekki Phase 1, Nice Apartments by slaykay07: 3:43pm On May 24, 2010
BTW, pictures will be highly appreciated!
Properties / Re: Residential Apartment @ Lekki Phase 1, Nice Apartments by slaykay07: 3:42pm On May 24, 2010
Please give me more details about the below properties, whether they're serviced or not, how close is it to lekki 1 gate etc

2nos of 2bedrm flat 2t/2b BQ type @ Lekki ph1 on taiwo Olowu str
Rent: 1.2m x 2yrs

2 nos of 2bedrm serviced flat ( ensuite) @ fatai Arobieke str, Lekki ph1.
Price: 650 x2yrs

3nos of 3bedrm flats @ Dapo sholanke str, Lekki Ph 1
N1.2m
Romance / Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by slaykay07: 11:01am On Apr 21, 2010
Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask
your forgiveness and to seek your direction and
guidance

We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed
our values

We have polluted the air with profanity and
pornography and called it freedom of expression

We have neglected to discipline our
children and called it building self esteem,

We have ridiculed the time-honored values
of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts
today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free.
Amen!
Politics / Femi Otedola Dropped From World's Richest List by slaykay07: 2:06pm On Mar 11, 2010
Femi Otedola dropped from world's richest list but Dangote still on list.

Rank Name Citizenship Age Net Worth ($bil) Residence
1 Carlos Slim Helu & family Mexico 70 53.5 Mexico
2 William Gates III United States 54 53.0 United States
3 Warren Buffett United States 79 47.0 United States
4 Mukesh Ambani India 52 29.0 India
5 Lakshmi Mittal India 59 28.7 United Kingdom
6 Lawrence Ellison United States 65 28.0 United States
7 Bernard Arnault France 61 27.5 France
8 Eike Batista Brazil 53 27.0 Brazil
9 Amancio Ortega Spain 74 25.0 Spain
10 Karl Albrecht Germany 90 23.5 Germany


463 Aliko Dangote Nigeria 52 2.1 Nigeria

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2010/10/billionaires-2010_The-Worlds-Billionaires_Rank.html
Autos / Re: Toyota Sequoia For Sale @1.5m: Photos Attached. by slaykay07: 3:52pm On Mar 04, 2010
What's the model year and mileage?
Family / Re: Earn 40,000 Monthly Can I Get Married. by slaykay07: 1:58pm On Mar 04, 2010
Life is funny, i know a lot of people who doesn't want to marry because they earn £[/b]40,000. The truth is. it depends on the life you want for yourself and family, and also how [b]understanding your wife is.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Is Now President by slaykay07: 5:03pm On Feb 10, 2010
IN YOUR OWN INTEREST:


no matter the position you are offered in ANY organisation

if your deputy is named "Goodluck" , please decline,



even if it is UN SEC GEN OR HEAD OF THE AFRICAN UNION

in your own interest decline o,

in case you think am joking:

- Goodluck was assistant head boy in pry school, the head boy got expelled, he took over

- Goodluck was assistant senior prefect in secondary school, the senior prefect died, goodluck took over

- Goodluck was deputy local govt chairman, the chairman got implicated in corruption and got removed from office, goodluck took over

- Goodluck was deputy governor to Alameiseigha, we all know that story

- Goodluck was vice to Yar adua : PERICADIATIS!

you may say its coincidence, na you know…!!!

a friend of mine just called off his church wedding, why? his bestman was named Goodluck

he is insisting that all that will occur is traditional wedding,

I don talk my own…!!!



PEOPLE, DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU O.
Politics / Extremism: Nigerians Begin To Be Paraniod by slaykay07: 11:57am On Jan 29, 2010
Guess what, I went to print a plane boarding pass and I forgot it on the printer in the office, so a random eyinbo girl brought it to my desk, then I felt weird because I somehow believe she now thinks I'm a terrorist because NIGERIA is boldly written on the boarding pass.

I was so paranoid that i was looking at her for five minutes to see if she'll pick the phone to tell anybody LMFAO!!!! This is crazy!!

Can you see what Abdulmuttalab has done to us.
Politics / Hillary Clinton Blames Nigeria Leaders For Extremism by slaykay07: 11:40am On Jan 27, 2010
US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton has blamed failings by Nigerian leaders for increasing "radicalisation" among young Nigerians.

She pointed to poor living standards and "unbelievable" corruption.

Mrs Clinton was speaking after a young Nigerian man from a wealthy family was accused of trying to blow up a plane over the US on Christmas Day.

She said she believed that bombing suspect Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was "disturbed by his father's wealth".

The Nigerian government has not responded to Mrs Clinton's criticism.

Anti-state uprisings

Nigeria is one of the world's biggest oil exporters but most of its people live in poverty.

With its large impoverished Muslim population and oil industry, Western diplomats have long feared that Nigeria could be a prime target for al-Qaeda.

But there have been no known al-Qaeda attacks in the country.

However, there have been several violent uprisings against the state by local radical Muslim sects.

Mrs Clinton was speaking at a "town hall" meeting with state department officials.

"I do think that Nigeria faces a threat from increasing radicalisation that needs to be addressed, and not just by military means," she said.

"There has to be a recognition that, in the last 10 years, a lot of the indicators about quality of life in Nigeria have gone the wrong direction.

"The information we have on the Christmas Day bomber so far seems to suggest that he was disturbed by his father's wealth and the kind of living conditions that he viewed as being not Islamic enough."

Following the alleged plot, security screening for Nigerians travelling to the US has been tightened.

Nigeria's government has condemned the measures, saying 150 million Nigerians should not be blamed for the actions of one man.

Nigerian officials have also sought to distance their country from the alleged bomber - stressing that he left the country 10 years ago.

Mr Abdulmutallab has reportedly admitted undergoing military training with al-Qaeda operatives in Yemen.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8482420.stm
Career / Re: CFA Candidates In The House by slaykay07: 10:37pm On Dec 13, 2007
Good programme (MSc in Internatinal Finance and Banking), where are you doing it?
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 8:19pm On Dec 12, 2007
lol, So you're intelligent enough to spot it, good. I was speaking your language
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 12:35pm On Dec 12, 2007
Somebody,

Why are you ashamed of yourself

You know what slaykay, go and have a rest somewhere. Don't worry we get it, you are some big shot asset manager or whatever you want to call yourself. I'm sorry to say but people like me make me embarassed to say that I live abroad.
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 12:31pm On Dec 12, 2007
I guess ignorant people can now see from the punch article above, what i was talking about with job titiles in Nigeria.

I looks like CBN directors read my recent posts about it. Like i have always said, only if you knew,
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 3:48pm On Dec 06, 2007
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Scopium, all i can say to my friend sabak is that one day he would find out from a literate as he already concluded that am an arogant illiterate.

I can only laugh once again to my dear friend SABAK. I wish he knew,
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 3:07pm On Dec 06, 2007
Maybe it happens but you don't know. But it would begin to happen soon, so maybe that is where people should be looking at not retail banking.

The reason why it's not at that stage yet is because fund management is still very new to Nigeria and secondly there lots of Exchange-traded and OTC derivatives that are not avaliable in Nigeria yet(source of serious money).

If i would advice anyone about a job, i would advise you to work in a asset management division of a bank.
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 2:51pm On Dec 06, 2007
I decided to use figures back up my initial post. I personally know a fund manager in my firm collecting $6million as bonus NOT salary; just bonus for 2007. So guess you really need to think about your move.

I'm not sure how much bonus, fund managers get in Nigeria but if your fund performs well, means you're looking at big fat bonus this december. D

Don't forget everyone is smiling in Nigeria at the momment due to the bull market, so what do you think fund manager's bonus would be this december? BIG FAT BONUS if you ask me.
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 2:25pm On Dec 06, 2007
monna,

I seriously don't understand why you would want to move from an asset management company into retail banking. i know people that would kill to move into investment management from retail or corporate banking. Only if you're not really involved in the asset management work within your firm
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 7:47pm On Dec 05, 2007
Sabak,

I can only laugh. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin

How i wish you know-------
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 7:30pm On Dec 05, 2007
Banker Oloriskondo Korodo
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 6:43pm On Dec 05, 2007
Daynike,

I like the word "potential banker".
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 6:41pm On Dec 05, 2007
But seriously, why do Nigerians quickly add senitments to things. I remember a Nigerian associate of mine, who i told to pull his weight, which lead to him telling me that he's older than me and if not because of condition i shouldn't be his boss and that if i petition him, he would go back to Nigeria and report to my parents ( i don't even known how he knew my parents). Wonder shall never end. I found out that he was a bank worker that use to process my school fees when i was in secondary school in Nigeria

We are both good friends now.
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 6:28pm On Dec 05, 2007
Seun001,

I respect you and your candid opinion.Guess na condition make crayfish bend as my dear Mum would say. LOL!!!!

Seun, what do you do?
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 6:20pm On Dec 05, 2007
Cecegrace,

I'm Nigerian and can you pls point out where i was insulting Nigerian?
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 6:14pm On Dec 05, 2007
We Nigerians and sentiments LOL!!!!!!!

Why is my fellow freind Cecegrace trying to add sentiment because i called my uncle silly, come'on i call anyone silly if i believe they lack seriousness.
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 6:08pm On Dec 05, 2007
I[b] am not here to abuse or engage in verbal insult with anyone.[/b]
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Sabak,

You have gone to read out a dictionary to us. Please you should know that dictionaries are for general knowledge not industry standard. I agree with you on being certified, guess i assumed people should be brillant enough to know what an officer is and what it takes to be an officer( minimum experience and qualification).

I was born into a family of bankers, so i know what am saying and secondly, people who are top ED and MD of Nigeria bank have agreed with me on several occassions.
Pls read my post again, because i was referring to graduates calling themselves bankers.
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 5:57pm On Dec 05, 2007
I hope oneday all these misuse of position name would end in Nigeria. I can remember my silly uncle who have to many times to stop including Engineer in front of his name (Enr. Slaykay), it's the highest level of ignorance.

Conversation between me and my so-called Engineer Uncle

Kay: Pls stop introducing yourself as Engineer ,  to my friends pls take if off your letterhead and put it as a footer.
Uncle: That's the way it is here, you can't come to tell us what is right or wrong, it has been like these for donkey years
Kay: I'm very sure you know it's wrong because you studied in MIT (massachusetts)
Uncle: I know my dear, but that's the way it is here. If you don't include it in your name people here won't respect you.
Kay: Okay i see, but pls don't include it in your daughter's wedding invitation
Uncle: You're unbelievable, that's is where it is most required. LOL!!!!!!!
Kay: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 5:35pm On Dec 05, 2007
Seun001,

Can't believe you said sales executives are bankers, we call them client management here. How can you call an OND sales person, AN EXECUTIVE. Guess you're the right person to agrue with, no disrespect.

I don't look down on anyone in Nigeria because it's the Nigeria bank money that sponsored me here to obtain all my qulaifications. (Thanks to my mother) So for you to say i don't keep tabs on Nigeria, you must be mistaken because i visit that country four times every year and i've families in the tail end of manangement in the banking/Investment industry.

I've spoken to top directors in Nigerian banks about the way low ranked staffs call themselves BANKERS, and all of them said Nigerian love to boast of what they aren't and that keeps them happy.

Like one of them said : "if that motivates them why not keep lying to them until they come across someone who'll blow their bubble".

Seun001, hopefully we would sit down one day and take about it and i can bet you would agree with me as top directors of the two biggest banks in Nigeria did.
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 12:12pm On Dec 05, 2007
BANKER: Someone who owns or is an executive in a money-managing institution(i.e bank).

We often refer to people from officers and above as bankers not low level graduates. But i'm not sure if you have an officer level in Nigerian banks, not sure of your structure.

But here, we have analyst, associate, Snr associate, officer, Assistant VP, VP(Vice President), MD, Snr VP or MD, Executive VP etc

I didn't mean to insult anyone but its because i know what i'm saying and also in the same industry.
I was disgraced when my cousin came here last summer to visit me here and went on lunch with me and my Snr VP, then introduced himself as a banker in Nigeria. He was asked about his job by my Snr VP, which then resulting to him accepting he's just a bank worker.
Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by slaykay07: 10:40pm On Dec 04, 2007
HELLO To SO-CALLED NIGERIAN BANKERS,

I don't normally comment on threads like this, but i guess it's high time that Nigerian bank workers should stop deceiving themselves as bankers. It is so annoying that customer service, compliance, marketing department, cashier, , trusteeship, broker, asset manager, custodian, even gatemen etc all call themselves BANKERS in Nigeria; so far they work in a bank. Pls wake up to reality, you guys are not banker but going bonkers, you're just bank workers.

It's just very painful when you see graduates with high level of intelligence, going around misusing words. I came across someone last december who works in transfer calling herself a banker.

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