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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by smartograpy(m): 10:14pm On Oct 30, 2017
Those who did not score above 50 and are still expecting admission will not cease to amuse me grin grin grin
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by smartograpy(m): 10:06pm On Oct 30, 2017
Hello guys am also a University of Ibadan aspirants and i have been following this trend via ghost mode.I also took part in the exams and scored 71 what are my chances of gaining admission to Ibadan am going for English education? grin grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by smartograpy(m): 10:00pm On Oct 23, 2016
Dcaliphate:
Android phones can be so annoying. Just received a notification that my Bible app needs an update. For what exactly? Has Adam eaten another Apple?
maybe somebody have remix song of solomon......maybe they have added a new book to the Bible after Revelation

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Phones / Re: I Found This Funny? Lol (pixs) by smartograpy(m): 1:20pm On Oct 23, 2016
espn:
i reserve that to all your elder ones....it simply shows how ur parent relates with each-other..failed upbringing...
You are as useless like your father's Condom
It pain am :p
Phones / Re: I Found This Funny? Lol (pixs) by smartograpy(m): 6:57am On Oct 23, 2016
espn:
U see how people fail exams..It says the bible App needs an update..Not its content..
Your sence of humour is zero...award winning fool

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Celebrities / Re: New Photos Of Wizkid In South Africa by smartograpy(m): 6:15am On Oct 23, 2016
This Wizkid is damn OVERATED i just dont get his songs..He songs are just to meaningless and boring..Wizkid is an artiste for boring and dry souls.
#YBNL ALL THE WAY
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Badoo Gets Tattoo On His Leg, Check It Out by smartograpy(m): 5:00am On Oct 23, 2016
HelenBee:
smh...Yahoo, Tattoo , sports betting, pornography ,celebrity gossips and social trend, has made the Nigerian youth a little less than a fool. We know nothing, we create nothing. This na pesin 'roles model' o.
Yea he is my role model cheesy
HelenBee:
smh...Yahoo, Tattoo , sports betting, pornography ,celebrity gossips and social trend, has made the Nigerian youth a little less than a fool. We know nothing, we create nothing. This na pesin 'roles model' o.
Yea he is my role model and i love him and still begin to love him no matter what he do no matter what he sing

#long live king Olamide baddo
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Is Finally Pregnant, Shows Off Her Baby Bump In Lovely New Photos by smartograpy(m): 10:19am On Oct 20, 2016
Please always try to respect pregnant women because it is not easy to be walking around with evidence that you have had sex
Politics / Re: Fayose To Inaugurate EGEM, Ekiti Grazing Enforcement Marshalls Against Fulani by smartograpy(m): 8:34pm On Oct 19, 2016
chat2deen:
Mr Fayose don't start wat u cannot finish, I don't support violence but dis marauders can cause mayhem. Agatu, Enugu and godogodo still fresh in our minds! Dialogue remains d best option. Godbless Nigeria.
Do you think Fayose is a Coward? How can a whole state goverment negociate with minority Fulani herds men? What are they going to negociate on? Anyway it is obivious that you are a Fulani man.So goverment should negociate with crimanals and rebels?Negociations will be giving these criminals ego to commit more attrocities


Fayose the man of the people i have felt your good work please continue.if all Governors can emulate your good works and policies Nigeria would have become a great country.God bless you sir

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Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello At Hertfordshire University In London, Having Fun (pics,vid) by smartograpy(m): 6:00pm On Oct 19, 2016
This Korede Bello is damn overatted.....Who he help self?
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello At Hertfordshire University In London, Having Fun (pics,vid) by smartograpy(m): 5:55pm On Oct 19, 2016
SkinnyDude:
I don't just like this guy.. I prefer Vic'0
Same to me...i cant explain why i hate him so much,i just opened the trend to find a means of castigating him....I really prefered lil kesh
Literature / Re: Adichie Condems Buhari's Govt In Blistering New York Times Op-ed by smartograpy(m): 9:05am On Oct 19, 2016
caracas:

Chai ,If i were ur father i would sue the english teachers of the schools i sent you to .
Can you please point out the grammatical errors that are in my post?and if you cant it means you are trying to get my attention ...............am waiting patiently for the errors
Literature / Re: Adichie Condems Buhari's Govt In Blistering New York Times Op-ed by smartograpy(m): 8:21am On Oct 19, 2016
Adichie please keep quite you did not know anything about polities so stay away from it and stop loading us with trash polities is not PURPLE HARBISCUS


You belong to the kitchen and other room ;DAdichie please keep quite you did not know anything about polities so stay away from it and stop loading us with trash polities is not PURPLE HARBISCUS


You belong to the kitchen and other room

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Politics / Re: Breaking News; President Buhari set to divorce his wife by smartograpy(m): 2:04pm On Oct 18, 2016
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ajnetofficial:
President Muhammadu Buhari and his wife has taken their fight to the streets.
The love birds had disagreed on a number of issues.
Firstly, President Buhari rejected governor Yari’s request to marry Zahra Buhari.
Aisha reportedly backs Yari’s proposal.
Secondly, Aisha Buhari openly lampooned her husband’s handling of the economy. The president reportedly cautioned his wife in private.
The third and most recent incident happened three days ago. Aisha Buhari traveled solo to UK and granted BBC an interview.
This news house had published tidbits of that interview.
The Federal Government mounted pressure on BBC not to air that interview.
That interview is why President Buhari wants out of the relationship with Aisha.
Before we get there, listen to how Aisha openly berated and warned her husband for the third time.
“Some people are sitting down in their homes folding their arms only for them to be called to come and head an agency or a ministerial position.”
When BBC’s correspondents asked her to name those who had hijacked the government, she said, “You will know them if you watch television.
“Again, he is yet to tell me of his 2019 ambitions.
“I have decided as his wife, that if things continue like this, I will not go out and campaign for him in 2019.
“I will not ask any woman to vote like I did before.
“I will never do it again. He has surrounded himself with people he does not know. He barely knows 5% of those working for him.
“I am tired. We are tired. Nigerians are tired,” Aisha Buhari said.
A source within Aso Villa told us that Aisha’s latest outburst against the President broke the camel’s back.
The source said “According to Islamic marriage guidelines, a wife ought not to berate or warn her husband in public.”
This is why the president may be calling it quits. Will he change his mind? Will his friends broker a truce? Time will tell.
SOURCE : Vanguard Nigeria
i know you are lieing but continue kiss
ajnetofficial:
President Muhammadu Buhari and his wife has taken their fight to the streets.
The love birds had disagreed on a number of issues.
Firstly, President Buhari rejected governor Yari’s request to marry Zahra Buhari.
Aisha reportedly backs Yari’s proposal.
Secondly, Aisha Buhari openly lampooned her husband’s handling of the economy. The president reportedly cautioned his wife in private.
The third and most recent incident happened three days ago. Aisha Buhari traveled solo to UK and granted BBC an interview.
This news house had published tidbits of that interview.
The Federal Government mounted pressure on BBC not to air that interview.
That interview is why President Buhari wants out of the relationship with Aisha.
Before we get there, listen to how Aisha openly berated and warned her husband for the third time.
“Some people are sitting down in their homes folding their arms only for them to be called to come and head an agency or a ministerial position.”
When BBC’s correspondents asked her to name those who had hijacked the government, she said, “You will know them if you watch television.
“Again, he is yet to tell me of his 2019 ambitions.
“I have decided as his wife, that if things continue like this, I will not go out and campaign for him in 2019.
“I will not ask any woman to vote like I did before.
“I will never do it again. He has surrounded himself with people he does not know. He barely knows 5% of those working for him.
“I am tired. We are tired. Nigerians are tired,” Aisha Buhari said.
A source within Aso Villa told us that Aisha’s latest outburst against the President broke the camel’s back.
The source said “According to Islamic marriage guidelines, a wife ought not to berate or warn her husband in public.”
This is why the president may be calling it quits. Will he change his mind? Will his friends broker a truce? Time will tell.
SOURCE : Vanguard Nigeria
i know you are lieing but continue
Music/Radio / Re: Top 5 Worst Songs In Naija So Far In 2016 by smartograpy(m): 1:56pm On Oct 15, 2016
98PrettyBoy:

Bless you bruh..
I couldn't even pick out none of what he was saying on SinCity.. Utter Gibberish!
Owo blow sounds like something an SS1 student would Spit & Still be spanked.. The lyrics were that Poor + The Video's concept was so 2010
You need to listen to own blow again and am i promise you that you are going to love. I listened to the song once but i wished the song should not end ....there is a lot to gain in the song
Business / Re: USSD: CBN Suggests Banks Will Pay If Someone Uses Your Phone To Make Transfers by smartograpy(m): 9:34am On Oct 11, 2016
Nice idea from CBN
Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Suspended From Kanywood: The 'Immoral' Video That Caused It by smartograpy(m): 7:09pm On Oct 10, 2016
UnknownT:
They said she violated a code of ethics binding kannywood actors, that her fan should get us a copy of the code of ethics for us to see if she truly violated it. BTW, I see nothing immoral in the video, meaning if she mistakenly features in Olamide or Timaya's video, they will declare a Fatwa on her head undecided lipsrsealed
Please dont use the likes of Olamide to qualify immoral videos use Davido and Wizkid Olamide videos are not immorals they dont show female twerking or going ulclad counter we with examples of Olamide immoral video
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh Reunites With Olamide For YBNL Concert In UK (Photos) by smartograpy(m): 5:57pm On Oct 09, 2016
bbmpin:
Olamide: looks like crap(ugly), sing's songs about crap, generally affiliated with crap!

And he is adored for filling ignorant naive minds with crap! undecided #obstreperous generation
Are you this stupid? Or are you making a special effort today?lagoes boys,melomelo,eyan mayweather durosoke eleda mi are crap ummmm you must be sick in your head.i know that you are making this type of comment just generate controversies and get cheep likes
Repeat after me-lord Jesus i acknowlege the fact that i am stupid lord please grant me a good sence of reasoning AMEN

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Romance / Re: A Female Colleague Asked Me This Question. by smartograpy(m): 7:55pm On Oct 08, 2016
Op please wait a little for a minite for my oga on to to finish eating his meat and am sure he have d answer with him
For the time being lets hear from the guy below me oga over to youwink
Politics / Re: FFK: "Buhari Received N24.6Billion And N19Billion In Cash From Ex Governor" by smartograpy(m): 4:06pm On Oct 08, 2016
Abeymills:
Bubuhari is a thief a wicked serpent ungrateful old man he will surely ans 4 all his evil deeds in dis life or d next no escape
Always think before you make a comment-it is for your own good
They did the election about a year and some months ago i knew that APC lacked funds for their campains unlike the PDP that did campains in the nook and cranies of the country.They did campain on tv,newspapper and magazines. anytime i oned the television the PDP are doing campains on either AIT or channels tv but the APC did not have funds for that sort of campain they did theirs on a lowkey
The fund that Dansuki supposed to use to buy weapons to fight insurgency they distributed it for campains and bu that time FFK was the campain cordinator after losing the election even before losing he had been vilifying Buhari and his crew.FFK has really gone Nuts and he needs mental attention open your brain and reason wildly before making a comment so as to save yourself from embarrasements
#i am standing with Buhari
Politics / Re: 15 Things Buhari Is Doing To Cut Down Cost Of Governance By Lauretta Onochie by smartograpy(m): 6:42am On Oct 08, 2016
tritt:
After the reductions he now increased the sufferings of Nigerians by 100%. Rubbish
how has he raised to sufferings of Nigerians by 100%?please always think before you make a comment so as to save yourself from embarrassments
Politics / Re: 270million Used To Clear Grass At The IDP Camp By Lawal: Reps Probes Allegations by smartograpy(m): 5:49am On Oct 08, 2016
PaulKillerman:
. There is no need deluding and deceiving ourselves, the truth is true, irrespective of what... See my brother , blacks are black at mind, that's the simple reason why all black nations are synonymous with poverty , suffering nation and backwardness, an average Blackman thinks of himself first and foremost and the nation can die off for all he cares, that's the exact opposite for the western world , their nation and humanity comes first before themselves ( that's the same reason why most give half of their wealth to charity) they DO NOT reason like us...
No doubt some of them are bad, but the good far superceeds the bad, and as thus the society will function in the right direction... Here you have the bad far superceesing the good in overwhelming proportion and that way, the society takes the bearing of a failed and dying state, that never gets it right ...

Leave your emotions out of my write up, look around your environment and relate with what I wrote, if u have travelled outside to the western world, look around their and relate with what u have written, ull get to understand.. If u get so sentimental and emotional about this, it beclouds ur reasoning and make u not to assess things objectively... God bless u...
Cc 1stcitizen. Tohchee96, very well.. Its a constant reminder to myself that I need to be better, and I tell u, I am way better in relationship to my neighbours and the society.
Though you are correct and am very sorry for being emotional but there are whites people who are very mean than the blacks take a look at Adolf Hilter Benito Mussolimi they had the ambition to bombard the whole world and later rule over it back then there are series of war where by people lost their lost ones because of greedy leaders
Africans have achived great feat we won lobel laurate,became UN secretry general,won world best football player,became the US president,Nleson Mandela also won a prestigious award blacks are also making it to the top,blacks are celebrated around the world.in the USA there are musicians film actors that are making it they are celebrated
in terms of development we are laging behind that one is obivious and i believe that Rome was not built in a day.the country is developing gradualy and one day it will reach the stage that South Korea,Canada and USA are these countries also passed through hard times theirs is even worst.they also hard bad and corrupt leaders.the ones that we can relate to around us are Ghana and South African.
My Brother joy is coming in the morning i still have a great hope for Nigeria in the next four years Nigeria we be better.remember change begins with me and you lets play our own part.
Religion / Re: Adeboye And Others Are Thieves by smartograpy(m): 5:44pm On Oct 07, 2016
rexben:
Being a world wide practice does not make it right.
Pls i need bible references where Jesus paid offering.
Who sent Adeboye to build church, schools etc.? It's not God.
Offerings and tithes was a Jewish tradition, how many Jewish traditions are christians practising this day? They cherry-picked.
Offerings and tithes was brought to the temple to be stored in the storehouse for the poor, foreigners etc.
I will ask you, is your redemption camp a storehouse?
Or your local assembly a storehouse?
Jusus paid offering did you read it in your bible where Jesus sent peter to go and catch a fish and open it's mouth and bring the money to him and he use that to pay offering according to the story he paid just to satisfy thoes critisicing him.
But bro you cant compare the days of jesus to this present day.Back then there is no need to fuel generators,buy chairs and decorate the church.paying of thites and offering is very important and dont forget a saying in yoruba which says"owo ni keke iyinrere" which means money propagates the spreading of the gospel
Politics / Re: Lai: Ministers Queue To Buy Petrol, Change Started With Us Long Ago by smartograpy(m): 10:55am On Oct 07, 2016
VampireeM:
This Mr Lai Mohammed is a clown but aint funny! What useless change? Eye Service you mean? How has your "change begins with me" helped an average Nigerian or improved the economy? These people must take Nigerians as fools kai!

This govt cluelessness and misplaced priorities are like 5 and 6!
Bro the initiative have helped many Nigerians reread the trend in a calm manner,dont rush it and open your reasoning facualty and i promise that you will get it
Politics / Re: 270million Used To Clear Grass At The IDP Camp By Lawal: Reps Probes Allegations by smartograpy(m): 10:46am On Oct 07, 2016
FrankNetter:
You see this country? It can NEVER move forward. Quote me anywhere.
please stop being a defeatist for your own good change begins with you and me.as a good citizen lets be optimistic
Politics / Re: 270million Used To Clear Grass At The IDP Camp By Lawal: Reps Probes Allegations by smartograpy(m): 10:41am On Oct 07, 2016
PaulKillerman:
When I write that blacks are next to devil, people start accusing me of being a racist.. But again it has come to play... How will a group of people be stealing from those IDP's? How If u see those children and malnourishment following them your heart will bleed, and yet people will go to steal from Them,people that have no homes or shelter to stay, what kind of inhumanity to man could be more than this?

Blacks are devils, Animals living in human cloak. Kai!!!

And yet they go to church to pay tithe as proceeds from this criminality... Wickesness!!! I spit on the black race!!!!

Tufiakwa!!!!'
please keep your fucking mouth shut you are purely a raciest and defeatist so what you are trying to say is that it is only the blacks that use to steal public funds so the whites dont steal funds.As a matter of fact the whites are more mean than the blackes do u know the number of lives that died during the first and second world war if you know you wont be vomiting this crap from your brain
This is more of an allegation without solid pieces of evidences please next time make sure you reason before making a comment
#proudly black,made of black

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Religion / Re: Adeboye And Others Are Thieves by smartograpy(m): 6:28am On Oct 07, 2016
rexben:
Anybody that tells you that God needs your money is a liar and a thief.
God needs your obedience to His commandments.
If you will give, give to those that don't have, those that can't give you back Luke 14:13-14
Don't give to a church, you're just enriching your GO's bank account.
They lie that you're giving to the work of God. Pls, which work of God are they saying?
God never asked anybody to build any church for Him.
Any pastor that ask you to bring tithe and offerings to church is a thief.
The whole essence of giving is to the poor, strangers, destitute, orphans, widows and not to Pastors or to church.
They say when you give God the tenth percent of your income, God will bless you back.
God is never interested in your money, all He's interested is your soul. Anybody that tells you otherwise is a thief. Matt 16:26
Adeboye encourages people to sow or give to RCCG because it is a fertile land. All I see is a businessman advertising His company or business to people.
Bring the entire tithe into the storehouse so that there may be food in my temple. Test me in this matter," says the Lord who rules over all, "to see if I will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you a blessing until there is no room for it all.
Mal 3:10
Storehouse is place in the temple where food are kept for the poor, foreigners, widows.
Is your church a storehouse? Why do you take your tithe to church?
The poor are not even to partake out of the tithe,it is always forwarded to the church account.
The only money the poor is entitled is the welfare's offering and not tithes.
How many of you are giving to the poor? You rather give to your pastor or sow it as a seed for the construction of the 3m by 3m auditorium. Something God did not ask him to build.
this op is really foolish for this trend and i knew that you are creating this trend to gain cheap likes and attention where did you even get the idea that Adeboye is using church's money to buy jets and build mansions?the thites and offering collection is a world wide practise and dont forget that Jesus himself paid offering in the temple. Adeboye is using the thites and offering to buld aditorium,universities,and schools.come to the redemption camp and see projects-roods construction speakers chairs bathroms hostels for all the pastors and many others.Do you know the numbers of pastors that are working under RCCG?and they are paid a good amount of money, in the annual convention or congress foods and meat are served freely to the worshipers for seven days and at least u should know the number of people that worship at the redemption camp.also during this periods transportation is free all over the country also there is electricity 24/7 using generators lastly RCCG always give food to prisonals every week
Did all these not require money?of coarse they do will God pour money from above? That is what thites and offering are used for.even in your church dont they buy things to church or dont you on generators during service? And the pastors will feed his family.am very sure that if your Dad is a pastor you would not write this crap
Can you see that God needs our money so stop being foolish and confussing people.Adeboye is not a thief he is a man of God.retract your statement and ask for forgiveness from babaGod we are not paying thites to the GO bank's account
Politics / Re: I’ll Continue To Blame My Predecessors For Nigeria’s Woes – Buhari by smartograpy(m): 6:46pm On Oct 02, 2016
byrron:
Is Buhari not a part of the past visionless leaders that once ruled Nigeria or has he forgotten?
when Buhari ruled things where not as bad as this and there was no corruption in the public sector by that time the naira was stronger than the dolar so please minimise the crab and speak sence
it is obivious that you were not yet born at that time

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