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Phones / Re: The Truth About Tecno For Those Rushing The Phone by smartpero(m): 9:10pm On Dec 12, 2013 |
paulworld: Bro na your pocket matters wella. We (most people) optin for tecno just because of the price. ma dear na true talk oooo..... Coz is anoda way china is helping we d Africans especialy 9ja ma country. 1 Like |
Events / Re: Twins Wed Twins Aren't They Just Cute by smartpero(m): 6:23pm On Dec 04, 2013 |
kendraloops: Too identical oo. Hope they can differentiate themselves well sha. We don't want them swapping themselves on their honeymoon *winks* Weda d swap or nt... My brother food is still ma food..... |
Celebrities / Re: Aliko Dangote At Peter Okoye's Wedding by smartpero(m): 6:46pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
madness.com:is either u are nt a crious bizness man bt if u are, den is bcoz he is nt igbo man. Lol |
Phones / Re: Saka 'Ported' From Etisalat To MTN: The True Story Emerges by smartpero(m): 10:10pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
saka nw on mtn Even though d network is trash... I hav 2 search my drawer 4 my old nd 4goten mtn sim... LOOL. |
Fashion / Re: Women Are Better-Off Without Bras - Research Claims by smartpero(m): 10:39pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
D researcher didnt consida our pastors 4 shurch atal... Imagin wia d pastor's eyez go fix wen galz dance nd d breast jump azoonto. Let me mak my research on d pants, coz dats wia d problem dey... Imagin a gal witout pant guyz!!! EXPRESS. I tink d pant maself is d rezen while galz______ smell. 1 Like |
Food / Re: Guy Found A Rat In His Fried Rice .(Picture) by smartpero(m): 7:18am On Apr 02, 2013 |
eeyaaah!!! Poor rat. Mayb ur family are dia lukin 4 u. |
Religion / Re: Happy 71st Birthday To Pastor Adeboye: by smartpero(m): 7:22pm On Mar 02, 2013 |
wow! daddy, you have affect many positivly, atleast am a living withnes. May God continue to bliss, protect you and give you more strength to work in His vinyard. Amen. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: ? by smartpero(m): 11:23pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
WeTiN u wAN dO Wit d pRoFilE piK?? AniWia NL iS a hOmE Of liARs, wIa MoNkeYs aCt aS queEn. Am AnD |
Nairaland / General / Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by smartpero(m): 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
Nairaland: A country dat house different species of human being, where forming efizy, liars, deceivers and thieves are highly alow 2 move coz dia is no police, soja or even efcc. Nairaland:: A country wia everybodi is d 1st born, ruler of none. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Best Slogans For Nairaland by smartpero(m): 9:24pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Nairaland: Home 4 all (nt Anambra ooo). Nairaland: stay connected, everywia u go nd rule ur nairaland. Nairaland: Reducer of devil workshop (an idle man is a devil workshop). Nairaland: perfect employer (job creator 4 d jobles). Nairaland: Insult is the best of comedy. |
Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by smartpero(m): 9:16pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:abeg barman, salute the DPO with fried, dried pepper mix in ALUMO. DPO, njoy urself coz i hav an asignment 4 u afta d chopinson. |
Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by smartpero(m): 7:30pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:nak me fried rice, fried beans, fried salad ontop, fried butterfly wing, fried lion's teeth, finaly tak fried, dry chelsea ganash am........ Dont 4get my fried toothpick. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Even Think Of Clicking If U Don't Have Somthing Reasonable To Say. by smartpero(m): 7:10pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
davroca16: trust bin gbagbo naa (u can apply)hmmm... Applyin 4 wat bin gbagbo don reject na hell b dat ooo. Ani way 1 9t is ok 4 me wit her. |
Jokes Etc / Pregnant Child And Her Mama. Pigin English Onl by smartpero(m): 10:05pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
E get 1 gal wey com get pregnant and d mama come notice am and ask her: mama: wetin d happen to you, you don get belly? Girl: yes mama mama: chaaaaaaaiii.... Who give you belly? Girl: mama na by accident. Mama: you mean say you accidentaly fall into an erected PENIS? Girl: |
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by smartpero(m): 9:22pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
you mess aki nd paw paw replace van persie 4 arsenal. You mess ashawo turn virgin. You mess ojukwu return 2 fight boko haram, you mess USA nominate me as the presidential candidate. you mess 9ja coloniz America, you mess john mikel score goal 4 chelsea |
Jokes Etc / Re: Try And See If U Can Learn This Language by smartpero(m): 12:03pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
yungkiz: Ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka.......what a modify monkey creatin thread..... Wondas shaaaa neva end. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Even Think Of Clicking If U Don't Have Somthing Reasonable To Say. by smartpero(m): 11:55am On Nov 04, 2012 |
do transfer of ownaship 2 me, let me met ha in bed, nd ha lyf wil b transform. |
Jokes Etc / Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by smartpero(m): 9:09am On Nov 04, 2012 |
Oga bin, i jst enta d town n ma friend say mak i try dis una bar say i go get everytin wey i want.... Na true mak i start ma orda |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by smartpero(m): 11:25pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
acidtalk: Why you no precipitate die?i neva mutiply finish nah |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romantic Beer Parlour. Anything Fit Happen Here (PIDGIN ENGLISH ONLY) by smartpero(m): 7:21am On Nov 01, 2012 |
bros A wetin u talk dey 4 book, na so yesday i finish 'action' wit 1 babe wey i de do 'broda n sista' 4 church. Mak i stand up na em she cum give me 1 long list of items wey don finish 4 ha rum.... Bros na so i cum weak, cum later add ma say she try ha pocible best 2 reduce 2 minimum like dat maself.... I cum faint |
Jokes Etc / Who Is The Most Foolish Of All? by smartpero(m): 12:54pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
Choose among the following the most foolish of all. 1. A yoruba man who waterd his garden while raining, 2. An Igbo man dat saw a ripe mango, climb the tree, touch d mango nd comfirm it is ripe, nd use stone 2 plug it on the ground. 3. A hausa man dat saw sumtin lyk shit on the ground, touch it, use his tongue 2 test nd shout.... Hmmmmm.... Na shit ooo, thank God i didnt match it. 4. All d abov. 5. None of d above |
Jokes Etc / Re: This must be a Miracle by smartpero(m): 7:54pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
Imagine Mr IBU replacing Fabrigas at arsenal.., |
Jokes Etc / Re: This must be a Miracle by smartpero(m): 7:50pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
dats d greatest miracle. Imagine 2015 election wil not b rig.... |
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