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Politics / Re: Abdullahi Sule: Bola Tinubu Will Be Nigeria's President For 8 Years by Smif(m): 7:10am On Nov 24, 2022
My governor is a shameless human being. How can u even compare Lagos wit any state, is it not stupidity?

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Education / Re: 11 State Varsities Shun ASUU, FG Threatens Unions by Smif(m): 11:04am On Sep 06, 2022
Most of those schools dat r not on strike r on suspension already by ASUU.
We d Nigerian students r strongly behind ASUU.
All dis useless propaganda won't work
Business / Re: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by Smif(m): 1:04pm On Jul 24, 2022
Now d security agencies know dat u r in possession of d ATM card of one Adesesan Adelowo.
Dis social media kati kati no go kill us
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 50k In The Island Vs 60k In The Mainland by Smif(m): 12:56pm On Jul 24, 2022
Easy pickings here.
If u read wat u wrote here, u won't need to ask us here.
Its d island job
Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari, Others Survived Kuje Prison Attack by Smif(m): 3:40pm On Jul 09, 2022
From d reports we got on dis attack, dia was no mention of any military presence during d prison raid.
If dis VIPs were truly around during d attack, de wud hv bin dead, unless d boko boys didn't mean to touch dem, wic I find very hard to believe
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Turns Keke Rider, Picks Passengers by Smif(m): 7:10am On Jul 03, 2022
Baba de fear make dem no kidnap am
Security go de run follow keke from Sapon to Idi Aba abi?

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Politics / Re: Lawyer Wears Pastoral Robe To Anambra Court by Smif(m): 10:47am On Jul 01, 2022
Wats good for d goose is good for Uganda
Make we de mad de go

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Most Talented Team I’ve Ever Coached – Peseiro by Smif(m): 11:06am On Jun 18, 2022
Who know u b4, sheybi na nonsense teams u de coach b4?
Politics / Re: FG Declares May 2nd, 3rd As Public Holidays by Smif(m): 10:41pm On Apr 28, 2022
We d Npower workers will stay he till d next week Monday
Politics / Re: 2023 PDP Ticket: Wike & His Right Of First Refusal, Port Harcourt Boy Mentality by Smif(m): 12:19pm On Mar 12, 2022
Dis write up looks like d work of a pained APC member who is trying so hard to write like a professional journalist bt his pains won't let him...
Lacks fluidity
Throwing shades here n there
Whole load of disjointed statements
Politics / Re: Nasarawa Government Used Picture From Brazil To Depict Status Of Its Road by Smif(m): 5:53pm On Mar 11, 2022
Dis our governor useless sha
Well u can't blame d man, its wat APC can make u do
One mumu say we r a Hausa state, Lols dawan useless pass our governor sha
Sports / Re: Zaidu Sanusi: 'I Will Keep Salah Quiet In Super Eagles Vs Pharaohs’ by Smif(m): 9:18pm On Jan 09, 2022
So dis boy na naija guy?
Omo I believe u, Sallah no go do shit
Crime / Re: CCTV Shows Rahmon Adedoyin, Others, Entered Timothy Oludare Room, Took His Body by Smif(m): 6:01pm On Jan 08, 2022
How can d owner of a hotel not know dat dia r CCTV cameras in his hotel?
How can he comit such a crime n still hand in d CCTV footage?
Nawao
Sports / Re: Benjamin Mendy Granted Bail, Awaits Trial For Rape & Sexual Assault Charges by Smif(m): 7:49am On Jan 08, 2022
Wetin dis oyinbo de call rape, me no de understand am ooo
Person wey get money like dis go still de rape woman?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower October Stipend Will Commence Very Soon by Smif(m): 8:35pm On Jan 02, 2022
Make dem pay d 3months na
Abi we go use dis one month own to pay all d debt wey we take do tp go PPA ni

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Romance / Re: Tattoo Around Vagina Area. Please Help! by Smif(m): 12:31pm On Jan 02, 2022
Wetin I wan know b say, d man wey do her d tatoo knack her abi e no knack
Sports / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Played Under Peseiro by Smif(m): 12:18am On Dec 31, 2021
We don't even know dis yeye coach
Na to sack am if him no win AFCON
Food / Re: Antelope, Python, Porcupines, Guinea Fowls Killed By Hunters In Nasarawa (Photos by Smif(m): 10:03am On Dec 26, 2021
They can kill all d snakes I don't mind, bt dis porcupine dem no suppose go extinction ooo
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Is A Member Of Illuminati – Prophetess Alleges (video) by Smif(m): 7:44am On Dec 22, 2021
No b d same woman wey see Oyedepo for hell
even b4 he die b dis?
Politics / Re: Electoral Bill: Buhari Should Be Commended For His Courage - Fayemi by Smif(m): 7:27am On Dec 22, 2021
So Buhari don get sense pass d entire national assembly? Anyway, is d electoral bill only abt direct or indirect primaries? Why deny d bill assent simply cos of primaries?
Dem de fear electronic transmission of results ne kawai
Education / Re: College Of Dental Technology Enugu To Arrest Pregnant Students, Nursing Mothers by Smif(m): 9:28pm On Dec 21, 2021
D kind dull ppl wey full dis nairaland sef
It is a standing rule in all medical schools
Nobody force u to go do d course, if u can't keep d rules, don't go to d school
U can choose sociology or political science dem no go mind
Romance / Re: She Is A Lesbian But Doesn't Want To Lose Him (photo) by Smif(m): 9:21pm On Dec 21, 2021
Na cash out b dis na
Na only wen man de eye man nyash, I de vex
Like wat da fvck is dia to admire in a man? Smh
Business / Re: Nasarawa Government Bans Charcoal Use, Sale by Smif(m): 10:18am On Dec 19, 2021
Diswan na old news na
Dem no fit do anything, all na jus talk on paper and for those cows saying Nasarawa is a village, I'll like to know their states fess
Celebrities / Re: Kristina 'Kika' Dukic Commits Suicide Over Hateful Messages by Smif(m): 7:06am On Dec 12, 2021
Na she sabi, d bullying wey u go collect for hell ehn, u go understand say dis tins get levels.
Wen u live a life of social media, u must expect some to love u n some to hate u.
Its jus like politics, not everyone will like u n not everyone will hate u.
U de live fake life bt small chucking of yarns, u don run go ki ursef.
Politics / Re: "I Want To See My Children" – Precious Chikwendu Pleads Tearfully (Video) by Smif(m): 6:55am On Dec 12, 2021
I never like dat FFK bt even worst is any woman who wants to use gender sympathy to blackmail any man.
She said d marriage was never consummated, dat means she is jus like a surrogate mother. If dat is true, she has lost all powers or rights to b part of d kids life. They r his property to do as he wish, since she has bin paid for her services.
U can't eat ur cake n still hv it.
Music/Radio / Re: Which foreign song do you love without knowing the meaning of the song by Smif(m): 6:53am On Nov 13, 2021
Mbilia Bel, shauri yako
Most songs by
Angelique kidjo
Franco
Papa wemba
Makeba Miriam
Yousuo Ndour
Ghana high life songs
Shauri yako takes me to anoda world

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Politics / Re: ₦20 Million Bribe To Bandits: Lai Mohammed Speaks, Says It's Fake News by Smif(m): 7:10am On Oct 19, 2021
Between Zamfara, Katsina, parts of Kaduna and Niger states, there are about 150 bandit camps. Who then was the money given to?

We didn’t pay N20m to bandits in exchange for anti-aircraft gun - NAF

“It does not make any sense and it is because they do not understand how bandits operate that is why they can peddle that kind of fake news,’’ he said.

Jus imagine dis idiot, u know d number of bandit camps and how de operate and yet u allow dem?
In trying to lie he has rubbished his oga as being useless once again

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Doubled My Salary Two Years In A Row, And Will Be Tripling It This Year! by Smif(m): 1:13pm On Oct 18, 2021
Sotey u quit ur job, went to start MBA
If d kind sapa wey de hold us, com near u, u no go de gv dis kind advice
Las las na jus motivational speech b dis

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Politics / Re: LG Election Result: Thugs Beat Waziri Enwongulu, Burn House In Nasarawa by Smif(m): 5:41pm On Oct 09, 2021
If all d youths in d state take actions over d recent LG election
Lots more houses will b burnt, some ppl will also Lose dia lives
Dis is no thugs at work, its just aggrieved youths who feel hard done by d APC

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Celebrities / Re: Shan George To Chiwetalu Agu: You Are Clearly Wearing A Biafra Flag by Smif(m): 8:38am On Oct 09, 2021
We for middle belt never get flag yet ooo
Who fit epp us design one for free
Politics / Re: NDLEA: Why Cannabis Can’t Be Legalised In Nigeria by Smif(m): 8:22am On Oct 09, 2021
See as Igbo smokers de comment upandan

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