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Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala Advises On How To Handle Corruption by smiley1985(f): 2:13pm On Mar 22, 2016
Naija shaaaaa
We can really take anything with our rugged body to heart.
How can this woman even walk freely in this country without shame or remorse talk more of airing a view?
Health / Re: 'We Perform Surgeries With Torchlights&Lamps In Univ. Teaching Hospital'-Doctors by smiley1985(f): 10:26am On Mar 18, 2016
[quote author=ragiluhivo post=43871944]

No you are wrong. The earlier we split this God forsaken country, the better for everyone.

Only a mad man would keep doing the same thing and still expect a different result. 100 years is enough time to tell the fate of a country.

I spit on the Green White Green Flag[/quot



How are you today?
I really need to know.
Politics / Re: Lagos Gubernatorial Elections Collation Updates by smiley1985(f): 7:21pm On Apr 12, 2015
I pity ibos saying Yorubas are being intimidated...
If only ibos know how yorubas go out of their ways to accommodate your behaviours...hmnnn...#smh cos it is a pity case
One thing I always wanted to ask is, which sand did God use in moulding IBOS? It is surprising they are all same with their heart transferred to their back...it is indeed well.
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by smiley1985(f): 12:06pm On Jan 02, 2014
GentleMimi: Mtchewww! All these points are applicable to males as well. Abeg make we hear word jare. Una go come here dey give rules and regulations,while in the real world u are a maga to these same babes.

God bless you.
As if them no do pass
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by smiley1985(f): 12:03pm On Jan 02, 2014
@OP, almost every point here is true but for "farting" and "washing of undies" u got it too wrong.
Maybe you are using yourself as a yardstick to every other man out there.
EG.if I don't fart in front of my husband who then should hear me fart?
Washing of undies...am I suppose to go out and wash my undies? Because by the time I av done the house laundry to the level of washing my undies which is alwaz the last thing to do, he must be washing the toilet cos he sure is my PA till the day we get a house help

Finish
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland. See My Pix by smiley1985(f): 9:24pm On Dec 23, 2013
mcyemite: undecidedVery sure dat dis pix isn't frm earth,maybe pluto or mars...definately not earth cause she looks like an alien to me.....


Haba guy, your bad mouth na the baddest
Phones / Re: Airtel BIS To Stop Working On Non BB Devices by smiley1985(f): 6:26am On Dec 01, 2013
stoned:
I just hope one of the other network providers will cease this opportunity.
u know if they reduce the price of their data plan,so many ppl will throw their airtel sim away. airtel internet coverage is poor na, and their call rates to other networks s so expensive, the only reason I kept the line was cause of this bis stuff o


You better take it easy before porting
You will be shocked to the marrow when other providers bring up there own
*mtn will be more terrible*
So keep ur fingers crossed
Romance / Re: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by smiley1985(f): 8:18am On Nov 30, 2013
Faith93: u are wicked for here I tot u be a good frined


I am too sure you are doing all these on purpose but the question is "why"?
I can do same you know
*me I was think b4 b4 na by knowing you are do all this here,bur sha when is your reason knowing to us?*

So you see, STOP IT as it aint funny
Business / Re: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by smiley1985(f): 9:56pm On Nov 28, 2013
Gabriel_sylar: The OP may regret taking the 3m....all dis people running mouth in d name of business have NO IDEA how small 3million is in busineSs...obviously d op is not an entrepreneur from d question but a destined civil servant....trust me when I say that...3million will diffuse off like smoke when d same guy will come here asking us what phone should he buy btw galaxy and tecno....better collect ur 75k jeje and stop deceiving ur self mr man


Your comment just shows you are not a business minded person...3milla small for a biz? Na ship u wan buy?
Business / Re: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by smiley1985(f): 9:43pm On Nov 28, 2013
tunapawizzy:
Jesus wept

I wept, I am weeping and I will continue to weep for @Danhumprey
Religion / Re: Jesus Statue Survives Typhoon Haiyan's Destruction In The Philippines (PHOTO) by smiley1985(f): 12:31pm On Nov 17, 2013
DJDOLA: JESUS is servant of God....stop calling jesus God


You having a different believe doesn't mean I am suppose to accept your own believe so please hold you side.

believe in what ever and I believe in every word my christian bible says.

Thank you
TV/Movies / Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by smiley1985(f): 10:16pm On Nov 14, 2013
Arcsniper: Maybe u didnt reasoned well about yoruba visiting baba(babalawo) in movies,
yoruba isn't a Christian or a Muslim culture.

And thats what d main culture is about not pastor or imam


You must be on very cheap drugs
So yorubas resemble idol worshippers?
You don fall ursef hand.

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Celebrities / Re: Is Osas Ighodaro The Prettiest Celebrity In Nigeria? by smiley1985(f): 10:06pm On Nov 14, 2013
Didn't even blink when she first appeared on Maltina cos she doesn't av any special look, just the "by force fair skin" and lots of photoshop.

These pixs here are way prettier than her.

Infact counting them she nor carry 20 for my list.
Business / Re: "Eight Nigerian Banks Are Too-Big-To-Fail!" - CBN by smiley1985(f): 9:47pm On Nov 12, 2013
PHIPEX: This CBN still hasn't learnt how to talk, of what benefit is this information to the general populace? How about doing its job without announcing to the world that some banks are more healthy than others? I hope this news wouldn't create unnecessary panic in the system.

I so wish I can UNLIKE this post
Yes I can
UNLIKESSSSS
Read the post and if u don't get the msg repeat it
Haba, upon say ur comment been wan make sense
Business / Re: "Eight Nigerian Banks Are Too-Big-To-Fail!" - CBN by smiley1985(f): 9:40pm On Nov 12, 2013
victorv12: If your bank is not listed among the banks CBN mentioned, the earlier you transfer your money to another bank the better. Anybody that's familiar with the Nigeria banking system, whenever our bankers are trying to do some funny things, they always send out some signals.

It's now left for the entire public to decide their gameplay. Abeg everybody, try stay vigilant for ur money matter o! Nigeria bankers are not different from our politicians. They're even more dangerous than our politicians, because we trust them. Shine ur eyes!

Did you read the post to understand it or you scanned thru it?

To most posters here, please read the post again and this time read patiently.
They are not telling u that these banks are the best, but that CBN has to focus on them in d case of un-eventualities
Music/Radio / Re: Seun Kuti On Burna Boy's Underwear Performance - Fela Never Wore Pants On Stage by smiley1985(f): 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2013
simdam500: pant or no pant! how fela take resemble burna, *how pop take resemble fuji*


Fela is not a fuji musician, na Afro he dey sing...what's the use of google?
And Burna no fit ever resemble Fela
Family / Re: Bullying Make African Kids Stronger But Kills The American Kids: Why by smiley1985(f): 4:46am On Oct 19, 2013
Bullying is bad but normal in naija.
From by Nur 1 to SS3 I was bullied cos of my petite stature(they called me tiny nonsense)

My surname then I see as terrible cos even teachers changed it to things like "wickedlife, winchlife, wildlife, weakleaf etc"
So you can imagine when the 1st thing about you (name) is something you are not proud of.

But in SS3 before leaving, I was opportune to catch the leader of the bullies behind a filing station and beat the hell out of her.

So for all this e no reach make I wan commit suicide?
Lailai, all I wanted was to do my own back which I did although late but better than never.

That is naija for you.
Respect joor

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by smiley1985(f): 6:39pm On Oct 04, 2013
DE_GONGS:

I dont know about the above claim.

. "Therefore they took the stone away. Now Jesus raised his eyes heavenward+ and said: “Father, I thank you that you have heard me.+42 True, I knew that you always hear me; but on account of the crowd+ standing around I spoke, in order that they might believe that you sent me forth.”(John 11:41;42)

3 And I used to appear to Abraham,+ Isaac+ and Jacob+ as God Almighty,*+ but as respects my name Jehovah*+ I did not make myself known+ to them(Ex. 6:3)

I am not a JW neither do I use your bible. But as a christian you have said nothing contrary to my bible KJV. Jehovah bless you

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by smiley1985(f): 6:26pm On Oct 04, 2013
50calibre: Those guys are relentless, they never stop. I've encountered them multiple times, the lucky ones who meet me busy, I dismiss & maybe accept their magazine, the unlucky ones (who meet me free) I engage in a spiritual debate, I break down the bible for them piece by piece & before their very eyes, see me prove their doctrine to be heresy, they all leave with their tails inbetween their legs.

The first weapon in my arsenal which I use against them is " shall we pray " for some weird reason, they don't pray to Jesus.

Then I go into discrediting their bible, and proving it a junk because of course they have their own ludicrous version of the bible where God is called jehova.





Don't say what you don't know.
JEHOVAH is HIS only true name.
Every other name you call HIM is a title. Eg. God, Lord, king of Kings..HE told Moses that when you get to pharaoh and he asks who sent you, tell him I am that I am(that's the meaning of JEHOVAH)

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Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by smiley1985(f): 6:17pm On Oct 04, 2013
oluamid: For the past 1 month, I've been having visits from different groups of Jehovah Witnesses. They knock your door, tell you they are asking of your neighbour and when you tell them you don't know his whereabouts, they start.

JW1: Please my brother, can you give me 5 minutes of your time?

Me: I'm sorry, I'm a little busy at the mo.......

JW2: (cuts in) we just want to ask you this question. What do you think is the cause of all the bad things currently happening in this world?

Me: Like I told you, I'm a little busy maybe.......

JW1: (cuts in) You see my brother, this world we are currently in is not the kind of world that Jehovah intended for us. Man has deviated from Jehovah's original plan and that is why we are currently experiencing this hardship. Take for example the issue of Boko Haram.......(speaks for about 3 minutes enumerating several disasters and grim situations and ending with)......Lets just see what the Bible says about when and how all these things will come to an end. Can you quickly open your Bible to (names a Bible passage) and read for us?

Me: (almost pleading) I'm not with my Bible and.....

JW2: (pushing Bible almost to my nose) You can read from my own. Here (points to passage), please read it.
.......................................................

I end up listening to their messages, collect numerous Awake and Watchtower magazines, part with some money (voluntary contribution), and give them my name and phone number. When they finally leave they promise to check on me in order to study the Bible with me (as if I can't study the Bible on my own) the next weekend.

I have been having these visits from different Jehovah Witness groups for the past one month. Its very annoying.




ROTFLOL....its was like me saying + you typing...loLz
Politics / Re: The Picture Of Olatunji Okusanya And Junior Okusanya by smiley1985(f): 12:58pm On Oct 04, 2013
specialguest: I thought one of them was on the survivor list yesterday anyway They died doing what they loved doing most, which is burying people. Rest in peace and i pray you both get befitting burials.



I don't think I am suppose to be laughing.....laugh catch me ni ooo...lolz thinzz

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Politics / Re: Olusegun Agagu’s Body Recovered In Plane Crash by smiley1985(f): 8:59am On Oct 04, 2013
NnamdiN: Eeya make dem bury am for Lagos na



Lagos is not his home-land na

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