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Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala Advises On How To Handle Corruption by smiley1985(f): 2:13pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
Naija shaaaaa We can really take anything with our rugged body to heart. How can this woman even walk freely in this country without shame or remorse talk more of airing a view? |
Health / Re: 'We Perform Surgeries With Torchlights&Lamps In Univ. Teaching Hospital'-Doctors by smiley1985(f): 10:26am On Mar 18, 2016 |
[quote author=ragiluhivo post=43871944] No you are wrong. The earlier we split this God forsaken country, the better for everyone. Only a mad man would keep doing the same thing and still expect a different result. 100 years is enough time to tell the fate of a country. I spit on the Green White Green Flag[/quot How are you today? I really need to know. |
Politics / Re: Lagos Gubernatorial Elections Collation Updates by smiley1985(f): 7:21pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
I pity ibos saying Yorubas are being intimidated... If only ibos know how yorubas go out of their ways to accommodate your behaviours...hmnnn...#smh cos it is a pity case One thing I always wanted to ask is, which sand did God use in moulding IBOS? It is surprising they are all same with their heart transferred to their back...it is indeed well. |
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by smiley1985(f): 12:06pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
GentleMimi: Mtchewww! All these points are applicable to males as well. Abeg make we hear word jare. Una go come here dey give rules and regulations,while in the real world u are a maga to these same babes. God bless you. As if them no do pass |
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by smiley1985(f): 12:03pm On Jan 02, 2014 |
@OP, almost every point here is true but for "farting" and "washing of undies" u got it too wrong. Maybe you are using yourself as a yardstick to every other man out there. EG.if I don't fart in front of my husband who then should hear me fart? Washing of undies...am I suppose to go out and wash my undies? Because by the time I av done the house laundry to the level of washing my undies which is alwaz the last thing to do, he must be washing the toilet cos he sure is my PA till the day we get a house help Finish |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland. See My Pix by smiley1985(f): 9:24pm On Dec 23, 2013 |
mcyemite: Very sure dat dis pix isn't frm earth,maybe pluto or mars...definately not earth cause she looks like an alien to me..... Haba guy, your bad mouth na the baddest |
Phones / Re: Airtel BIS To Stop Working On Non BB Devices by smiley1985(f): 6:26am On Dec 01, 2013 |
stoned: You better take it easy before porting You will be shocked to the marrow when other providers bring up there own *mtn will be more terrible* So keep ur fingers crossed |
Romance / Re: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by smiley1985(f): 8:18am On Nov 30, 2013 |
Faith93: u are wicked for here I tot u be a good frined I am too sure you are doing all these on purpose but the question is "why"? I can do same you know *me I was think b4 b4 na by knowing you are do all this here,bur sha when is your reason knowing to us?* So you see, STOP IT as it aint funny |
Business / Re: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by smiley1985(f): 9:56pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Gabriel_sylar: The OP may regret taking the 3m....all dis people running mouth in d name of business have NO IDEA how small 3million is in busineSs...obviously d op is not an entrepreneur from d question but a destined civil servant....trust me when I say that...3million will diffuse off like smoke when d same guy will come here asking us what phone should he buy btw galaxy and tecno....better collect ur 75k jeje and stop deceiving ur self mr man Your comment just shows you are not a business minded person...3milla small for a biz? Na ship u wan buy? |
Business / Re: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by smiley1985(f): 9:43pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
tunapawizzy: I wept, I am weeping and I will continue to weep for @Danhumprey |
Religion / Re: Jesus Statue Survives Typhoon Haiyan's Destruction In The Philippines (PHOTO) by smiley1985(f): 12:31pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
DJDOLA: JESUS is servant of God....stop calling jesus God You having a different believe doesn't mean I am suppose to accept your own believe so please hold you side. believe in what ever and I believe in every word my christian bible says. Thank you |
TV/Movies / Re: 12 Funny Things Typical Of Nollywood Movies by smiley1985(f): 10:16pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Arcsniper: Maybe u didnt reasoned well about yoruba visiting baba(babalawo) in movies, You must be on very cheap drugs So yorubas resemble idol worshippers? You don fall ursef hand. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Is Osas Ighodaro The Prettiest Celebrity In Nigeria? by smiley1985(f): 10:06pm On Nov 14, 2013 |
Didn't even blink when she first appeared on Maltina cos she doesn't av any special look, just the "by force fair skin" and lots of photoshop. These pixs here are way prettier than her. Infact counting them she nor carry 20 for my list. |
Business / Re: "Eight Nigerian Banks Are Too-Big-To-Fail!" - CBN by smiley1985(f): 9:47pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
PHIPEX: This CBN still hasn't learnt how to talk, of what benefit is this information to the general populace? How about doing its job without announcing to the world that some banks are more healthy than others? I hope this news wouldn't create unnecessary panic in the system. I so wish I can UNLIKE this post Yes I can UNLIKESSSSS Read the post and if u don't get the msg repeat it Haba, upon say ur comment been wan make sense |
Business / Re: "Eight Nigerian Banks Are Too-Big-To-Fail!" - CBN by smiley1985(f): 9:40pm On Nov 12, 2013 |
victorv12: If your bank is not listed among the banks CBN mentioned, the earlier you transfer your money to another bank the better. Anybody that's familiar with the Nigeria banking system, whenever our bankers are trying to do some funny things, they always send out some signals. Did you read the post to understand it or you scanned thru it? To most posters here, please read the post again and this time read patiently. They are not telling u that these banks are the best, but that CBN has to focus on them in d case of un-eventualities |
Music/Radio / Re: Seun Kuti On Burna Boy's Underwear Performance - Fela Never Wore Pants On Stage by smiley1985(f): 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
simdam500: pant or no pant! how fela take resemble burna, *how pop take resemble fuji* Fela is not a fuji musician, na Afro he dey sing...what's the use of google? And Burna no fit ever resemble Fela |
Family / Re: Bullying Make African Kids Stronger But Kills The American Kids: Why by smiley1985(f): 4:46am On Oct 19, 2013 |
Bullying is bad but normal in naija. From by Nur 1 to SS3 I was bullied cos of my petite stature(they called me tiny nonsense) My surname then I see as terrible cos even teachers changed it to things like "wickedlife, winchlife, wildlife, weakleaf etc" So you can imagine when the 1st thing about you (name) is something you are not proud of. But in SS3 before leaving, I was opportune to catch the leader of the bullies behind a filing station and beat the hell out of her. So for all this e no reach make I wan commit suicide? Lailai, all I wanted was to do my own back which I did although late but better than never. That is naija for you. Respect joor 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by smiley1985(f): 6:39pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
DE_GONGS: I am not a JW neither do I use your bible. But as a christian you have said nothing contrary to my bible KJV. Jehovah bless you 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by smiley1985(f): 6:26pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
50calibre: Those guys are relentless, they never stop. I've encountered them multiple times, the lucky ones who meet me busy, I dismiss & maybe accept their magazine, the unlucky ones (who meet me free) I engage in a spiritual debate, I break down the bible for them piece by piece & before their very eyes, see me prove their doctrine to be heresy, they all leave with their tails inbetween their legs. Don't say what you don't know. JEHOVAH is HIS only true name. Every other name you call HIM is a title. Eg. God, Lord, king of Kings..HE told Moses that when you get to pharaoh and he asks who sent you, tell him I am that I am(that's the meaning of JEHOVAH) 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by smiley1985(f): 6:17pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
oluamid: For the past 1 month, I've been having visits from different groups of Jehovah Witnesses. They knock your door, tell you they are asking of your neighbour and when you tell them you don't know his whereabouts, they start. ROTFLOL....its was like me saying + you typing...loLz |
Politics / Re: The Picture Of Olatunji Okusanya And Junior Okusanya by smiley1985(f): 12:58pm On Oct 04, 2013 |
specialguest: I thought one of them was on the survivor list yesterday anyway They died doing what they loved doing most, which is burying people. Rest in peace and i pray you both get befitting burials. I don't think I am suppose to be laughing.....laugh catch me ni ooo...lolz thinzz 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Olusegun Agagu’s Body Recovered In Plane Crash by smiley1985(f): 8:59am On Oct 04, 2013 |
NnamdiN: Eeya make dem bury am for Lagos na Lagos is not his home-land na |
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