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Romance / Re: Money Can't Buy Love by Smilgler(m): 4:55am On Jul 19
Interesting story i must admit

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Family / Re: Near Death Experience by Smilgler(m): 2:53pm On Sep 26, 2023
This one na wahala 🀣 πŸ˜‚ pro max o πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Bluntguy:
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple’s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by Smilgler(m): 2:11pm On Jul 29, 2023
Lol πŸ˜‚ , no b small enjoyment o πŸ˜‚ comrade ,
Ruth1994:
See breast wey this small boy dey enjoy o. Life no balance
Education / Re: Photos Of The Students Drowned In The Marina Calabar Boat Mishap by Smilgler(m): 9:13pm On Jun 26, 2023
May their souls continue to rest in peace , i can't just imagine how there parents and siblings are feeling now? Accept my Heart-felt condolences ( to d siblings, friends and family πŸ‘ͺ )
Romance / Re: Olosho Has Taken My Glory by Smilgler(m): 10:57am On May 21, 2023
And a man must die o
nifemi25:
Something must kill a man....

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Crime / Re: Butcher Stabs His Wife To Death During Fight In Delta by Smilgler(m): 4:55pm On Apr 15, 2023
Exactly ✍️ ✍️
Dreal1247:
At times playing cool is not weakness but strength
NYSC / Re: Best State For Prospective Corp Member To Serve In Nigeria by Smilgler(m): 6:31pm On Apr 11, 2023
Akwa ibom Ayaya, one of the best state to serve , actually served there in 2018, Batch A. The people are accommodating , very friendly nd caring.
AniMcBen:


Come to Akwa Ibom State and tell the difference after just three months here.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Is This Fashion Or Madness by Smilgler(m): 6:48pm On Apr 10, 2023
This is total madness
Romance / Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by Smilgler(m): 9:35am On Apr 10, 2023
Nothing to worry about , she's comfortable with you , that's why she's acting like that.

DeJoeee:
My gf just developed this recent habit of going to the kitchen with only her panties and shower cap leaving her breast bare.

Sometimes she will wear my polo(which is long on her cos I'm much taller) with no panties
This is a girl who is naked shy as recent as december last year.

I'm not supposed to suspect her cos she's from a very responsible home and possibly my wife to be but the experience of others have thought me to suspect any new move of the other gender no matter how innocent.

Do I need to worry about this?

Please mods help push to front page for more mature advise . This issue is of big concern to me
Nairaland / General / Re: Don’t Do These Again Once You Reach Age 30 by Smilgler(m): 4:10pm On Feb 03, 2023
Simple facts
Health / Re: Nigerian Man Mourns As His Wife Dies 11 Days After Their Wedding (Photos) by Smilgler(m): 4:53pm On Jan 19, 2023
May her soul rest in peace
Health / Re: I Will Never Drink And Smoke Weed Again by Smilgler(m): 1:40pm On Jan 18, 2023
Help me ask him
GeneralPula:
Are you sure? grin
Religion / Re: My Neighbor Is Pressuring Me To Accept God by Smilgler(m): 3:41pm On Jan 16, 2023
Wat a kind woman
Lostchild:


She is one of the rare kind of women I have seen in my life. Very peaceful, humble and meek in nature. She a person that doesn't like trouble at all.

She has told others that, she likes me a lot. Me too like her in return because of her peaceful and gentle nature.

Even yesterday I was going out. She called me and asked me to come. Immediately I went to meet her, she squeeze better money into my hands. She told me to use it to buy what I need.

She is my friend.

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Romance / Re: MYSTERY: How Native Doctor Died After Sex Romp With Manhood Standing by Smilgler(m): 11:03am On Jan 12, 2023
And a man must die !!this life no just balance at all

quote author=OkpaNsukkaisBae post=119951933]something must kill a man[/quote]
Romance / Re: Why Some Men Always Prefer Helping Women Instead Of Their Fellow Men by Smilgler(m): 10:39pm On Jan 09, 2023
Seems u know what is on my mind
JoeRizzla:
Once I notice you can so concerned about a girl or women that's not related to you well-being i will withdraw myself from you, The only person i can help without thinking twice is my mom and sis,

Am more concerned about myself, family, niggaz and my weed
Car Talk / Re: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by Smilgler(m): 1:30pm On Jan 02, 2023
Lol οΏ½ , dis 1 pass osogbo weed oh , is like na combination of ibadan ,Ekiti ,ondo nd osogbo weed him take together
Typicool8:



Surely na osogbo weed u dey smoke grin
Romance / Re: Aftermath Of Christmas: Matters Arising by Smilgler(m): 4:26pm On Dec 27, 2022
U and I are on same page o

marlow1962:
Nothing happened here, I just smoke my loud, eat, play gta and sleep.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Try How Good Your Phone Is by Smilgler(m): 4:27pm On Dec 21, 2022
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Travel / Re: Man Escapes Death In Terrible Accident Along Enugu Road (Photos) by Smilgler(m): 7:22pm On Dec 16, 2022
Tank God for ur life οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½
Education / Re: Secondary School Students Caught In Erotic Romance In Classroom In Port Harcourt by Smilgler(m): 7:37pm On Dec 02, 2022
Lol οΏ½ οΏ½ , Chai , this ur talk really off me , bt on a serious note ,this computer age children lifestyle no here , make God help us all !!

Kollins11:
there is no difference between children of nowadays and children of olden days. It's just that we're in a digital generation now. Internet has exposed a lot of atrocities going on in secondary schools.

Back then when I was in secondary school, I dey finger kpekus, I dey press & suck bobby. Omo E don tay I bad oo! People like us get special chair for hell fire.
Politics / Re: Finance Ministry Requests $8.92m World Bank Loan For Stationery, Others by Smilgler(m): 10:55am On Nov 19, 2022
Ok ,it's well with our country Nigeria οΏ½οΏ½
Religion / Re: Bishop Humphrey Bamisebi Olumakaiye Of Diocese Of Lagos Is Dead (Photos) by Smilgler(m): 8:46pm On Oct 31, 2022
Exactly , that's the debt everyone is owning , either rich or poor , it is well
Sitwalkstand:

Rest well sir.

All humanity is on queue. We are only waiting for our turns
Religion / Re: 6 Types Of Members You Find In The Church by Smilgler(m): 12:19pm On Oct 09, 2022
U ar on point , that's how am living my life now o, go to church , immediately after service , am out

KingLennon:
Am number 2 by a mile. I go to church to hear the word and leave immediately the service is over. You'll be more focused and highly respected.

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Prewedding Pic As A Nairalander Takes His Beautiful Bride To The Altar by Smilgler(m): 2:58pm On Sep 25, 2022
I wish you guys a blissful union , the Lord perfect all that concerns you Amen

churchkilo:
Love brought us together and forever we are meant for each other. 01102022 is the code
Crime / Re: Lady Beaten & Disgraced After She Was Caught Stealing At A Market (Video) by Smilgler(m): 7:11pm On Sep 16, 2022
Amen o mbok
FODA:
This is beyond ordinary ,may God deliver us from the spirit of disgrace in Jesus name

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Health / Re: Meet Princess Dr. Mercy Seaphrora Uwakwe, Nigerian -american Medical Doctor by Smilgler(m): 11:26am On Sep 15, 2022
Am telling u o , d epistle is too long
robinso01:
Someone should summarize it jΓ re.

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Computers / Re: Laptops Available. HP Dell Core I5 Core I7 by Smilgler(m): 11:24am On Sep 15, 2022
Alright den , wil contact you soon
Computers / Re: Laptops Available. HP Dell Core I5 Core I7 by Smilgler(m): 2:45pm On Sep 14, 2022
Are they still available ?
Health / Re: Pregnant Ghanaian Student Aborts Her Foetus In Her School's Toilet (Video) by Smilgler(m): 11:40am On Sep 14, 2022
It is well o
Fashion / Re: Social Media Ladies Show Us Their Faces Before And After Makeup by Smilgler(m): 3:00pm On Jun 22, 2022
Na foundation them use pad am
silvoclaira:
Lol

The first photos are two different individuals
IF NOT
Where did they hide the remaining of her NOSE grin

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