Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Is No God – Melaye by smtx(m): 10:21pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
meccuno: hahahaha!!! comedy central Lol! real comedy. Been laughing my ass all day. Imagine the party that promised Change! Lol! Zombies r really spitting fire for their god, as if Nairaland is Bourdillon. |
Politics / Re: Melaye To Remi Tinubu: "I Will Beat You, Impregnate You" - Premium Times by smtx(m): 3:50pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
personameen: To paint the picture of how I understand the person of 'Senator' Dino Melaye to be, I must first iron out some salient point. When at the beginning of the 8th Senate Dino took a stand that the Senate should be allowed to choose Her own leaders without party interference.....I was like -'right there is the man, very liberal, principled, a fresh blood newly injected into our body politic' . I was to later learn regretably though that he is an errand boy of the Sarakis (or the Sarakius' like Prof. Pius Adesanmi of Carleton University once opined.). Once I understood this, I was not angry anymore. Saraki needed a point man in the hallowed chamber and he found one in Melaye. Bukola paid handsomely for his (Dino's) 'sELECTION' - as was the case for majority of his distinguished jegudu jera colleagues in reference to the emphasis supplied - into the Nigerian upper house. Now here is the deal. Melaye's got his job well cut out for him: 1. Follow saraki blindly, sing his praise and ensure others do same. 2. Ensure to shut down all detractors while saraki uses his office to squander whatever is left of our commonwealth. 3.For whenever or whichever trials and tribulation may befall the sarakis you must always be visible on their side to give the impression that - kole buru titi koma ku enikan moni (e bad as e bad at least one last man must remain standing by you). This also does not preclude you from accompanying and carrying Yeye Toyin Saraki's handbag or Oga Bukola's brief case if called to answer to corruption charges against them. 4. Treat with extreme prejudice any dissenting male senator or rape right there on the floor of the hallowed chamber if female. 5. Abide by other responsibilities as may be prescribed by the principal, Mesujamba Sarakius. From the foregoing will it not amount to sheer waste of time for any discerning mind to still think that Melaye has anything to offer his own constituent and by extension the Nigerian state? What then can some one like Dino do, either at the corner of his rented hotel room with some LovePeddler or at the floor of the Senate with Remi Timubu, that should warrant expending our God giving energy and limited time over? For me, the Red chamber have 108 senators less tattoo-carrying Mr Dino.
I was like -'right there is the man, very liberal, principled, a fresh blood newly injected into our body politic' Lol! Dino Melaye fresh blood? People like you brought people like Dino upon us! SMH! |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: “I Would Rather Be With Stella Oduah, A More Robust Woman" - SR by smtx(m): 11:36am On Jul 14, 2016 |
zicoraads: Anarchy in the enemy's camp ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
Dino who was hailed as the anti corruption crusader is suddenly a very bad person who should be recalled.
See the kind of representatives flying the APC's flag. SMH! Lol! That's just the point! |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: “I Would Rather Be With Stella Oduah, A More Robust Woman" - SR by smtx(m): 11:18am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Melaye the Pro-Change Activist is now a woman beater and a thug. Zombies never saw anything wrong in Melaye until he insulted the wife of their god! |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: “I Would Rather Be With Stella Oduah, A More Robust Woman" - SR by smtx(m): 11:12am On Jul 14, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Melaye To Remi Tinubu: "I Will Beat You, Impregnate You" - Premium Times by smtx(m): 10:38am On Jul 14, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Melaye To Remi Tinubu: "I Will Beat You, Impregnate You" - Premium Times by smtx(m): 11:59pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
andyanders: If I were to be Tinubu, I will put this guy where he belongs and that will be the end of his person. Silent is the best answer to a fool. Tinubu should not even answer him but take action as a true Yoruba man.If I were him, Dino will be .........go............e for life 1 Like
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Food / Re: Best Suya Spots In Lagos- The Vanguard Newspaper by smtx(m): 10:07pm On Jul 10, 2016 |
Leeeekeeee: All this place nah rubbish without including the Suya spot at 23 road junction agboju Festac.. Very rubbish list without 22 road Suya Spot Festac...Suya at its best, same spot since early 80's. |
Politics / Re: 1984 Photo Of Buhari About Bread Surfaces Online by smtx(m): 4:34pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
isbish: May God continue to guide you PMB. We are solidly behind you. God know why he keeps bringing u to us especially just after the nation is always at the brink of economic collapse. God never makes mistakes, He brought you to us cos HE knows you are what we need to move on as a nation and a people under the claws of Bad leaders of the last administration. By making Boko Haram alone less stronger and so incapacitated to launch attacks therby making people feel more safe from Boko Haram is a great one. What's life without security and to live in fear all the time?
As a people, we are safer today under you from BH, it will take people to ggo to North East to see how you are appreciated for bringing peace to them. Even we in Abuja are safer and as such, ride on sir. When peace is achieved and terror cleared, development albeit gradual but steady shall come. God bless PMB. I had rather buy rice for 14k and fuel for 145 and feel secure than to live in fear of being bombed by some terrorist while at the motor park like so many that lost their lives in the last administration. I feel more secured today under PMB from BH, that alone gives me peace and I know its time, things will be good, I see it, I feel it for God gave us PMB and God never makes a mistake. GOD bless u PMB...just ride on sir, we are solidly behind you. Spot them everywhere 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: How EFCC Almost Arrested Aisha Buhari’s Impostor – Ribadu by smtx(m): 11:34pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
TonyeBarcanista:
Lol. Na d same Atiku na Hmmm! Atiku na One, Jefferson na one, na only Aisha come plenty? |
Politics / Re: Halliburton: Fayose Challenges Aisha Buhari To Travel To US To Prove Innocence by smtx(m): 11:27pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
alaroyeibadan: Passport of the Aisha Buhari impostor Please can you help us get passport of Atiku Abubakar impostor? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Halliburton: Fayose Challenges Aisha Buhari To Travel To US To Prove Innocence by smtx(m): 11:21pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
mrmacdon:
when Devil ask Jesus, if you are the Son of God jump from there, Jesus can do that, but doing it is obeying the devil, i think you and Fayose has same brain, which is fish brain, you must be and Ekiti man So Fayose is the devil and.....guy don't talk like a zombie abeg! Why was she so fast to rant on Twitter? The challenge is a simple one, travelling to the US or writing the US embassy isn't a big deal. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: How EFCC Almost Arrested Aisha Buhari’s Impostor – Ribadu by smtx(m): 10:59pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
TonyeBarcanista: ON THE CONTROVERSIAL HALIBURTON AISHA BUHARI: Having done my independent investigation, I came to conclusion that the said Aisha Buhari is an impostor and not related to the Wife of the President. These are my reasons;
1. The said Miss Aisha Buhari claimed to be the daughter of General Muhammadu Buhari and not the Wife of General Muhammadu Buhari.
However, Buhari in 2006 had denied having any daughter with such name. According to him;
“I don’t have any relationship with that Aisha Buhari,” Mr. Buhari said. “I don’t have any daughter called Aisha Buhari living outside this country. She is not my daughter.” http://mobile.nytimes.com/2007/04/29/business/yourmoney/29lobby.html?pagewanted=all&referer=
2. The said Aisha of Haliburton was said to be in her middle age as at 2006, while Mrs Buhari is 47years of age as at now.
3. The Haliburton Aisha was said to have testified in the Haliburton case in the USA in 2006, there is no record that Mrs Buhari ever appeared in USA court to give any testimony.
4. Former EFCC Chairman and PDP Chieftain Mallam Nuhu Ribadu that handled the case had confirmed that the fraudulent Aisha is not the daughter of Mr President and has no relationship with him.
5. A Google search on the image of haliburton Aisha reveals no semblance with Mrs Aisha Buhari.
What about the ' Atiku Abubakar' also implicated in this case? Hope by doing a Google search of haliburton Atiku it will also reveal no semblance with the Atiku we know? |
Family / Re: What Can You Do When You Notice Your Wife Is Cheating? by smtx(m): 7:55am On Jun 20, 2016 |
patani:
You said it all..if OP is sure of the cheating allegation. It's better to let her go. Cheating wife can kill you one day. Thats the truth.. I agree too! |
Politics / Re: Man Thanks Ambode For Repairing Bad Spot Causing Traffic In Addo Road(pics by smtx(m): 10:03am On Jun 19, 2016 |
spako4: Ambode is working and Lagos is moving. For patching pot hole? ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif) spako4: Ambode is working and Lagos is moving. For patching pot hole? |
Fashion / Re: Abdulahi Olatoyan Abandons Uche Nnaji, His Helper by smtx(m): 5:34pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
kbams241: I dntt trust uche nnaji. Am sure deris more to da story. Thank you, first reasonable post. Beside Abdulahi has been in this business for sometime, he never thought he could be on CNN, but the media hype made his brain leap for joy when he had the opportunity to meet Ben Bruce. For Uche, hmmmm! Something tells me the help rendered has motives. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: ‘Being A Feminist Is Denying Many Women Of Having A Husband' - OAP Freeze by smtx(m): 10:57am On Jun 18, 2016 |
lovat: Being a talkative is making many marriage to crash.
Imagine in Africa a man suffering Spousal Violence
Is Freeze a man ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) This guy talks more than a woman, geez! No wonder he couldn't keep his wife, he was playing her role. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Things Are Very Hard In Nigeria – Osinbajo by smtx(m): 10:49am On Jun 17, 2016 |
amakenny: Bear with you for how long?
You met about 5000MW of electricity, but now have about 0 MW.
You met a cup of rice at about N50 but it now sells for N120.
You met peace in the Nigerdelta and Igboland, but now blood flows in those areas.
You promised us to make One Naira equal to one Dollar when you met One Dollar equivalent to about N170, but now it is about N375 to One Dollar.
It is because things have gone bad in the past so the masses must suffer? The people who stole the money as claimed ain't suffering, but the masses are suffering severely for what they know nothing about. |
Politics / Re: Wall Street Journal: Buhari Is Nigeria’s Problem, Not Its Solution by smtx(m): 10:35am On Jun 17, 2016 |
kenny987:
And if I may ask, did u disagree with the hailing by the same Western media 1 yr ago? If u didn't then why now since u imply that you disagree with the western media as a matter of principle? Don't mind Zombies! 2 Likes |
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Romance / Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by smtx(m): 11:06am On Jun 16, 2016 |
mamachizzy: Am a lady, but I support that guy. Did the guy ask to go on a date with the gal, or with her friends ; Ladies need to stop this nonsense. A guy asks u out, and u want to go with ur entire kindred just to see if he will impress u, does that sound normal Beside since the money was "just 3k", why is she complaining. While u are busy thinking he needs to impress u, u forget that u also need to impress him. Bringing all ur gal frnds along for a date with a guy, says a lot about u as a lady!!!!! Gbam! Thank you ma'am |
Romance / Re: Guy Refuses To Pay For Friends Invited To Their Date By His Female Friend by smtx(m): 11:00am On Jun 16, 2016 |
Feranchek: Lol. I know guys will enjoy this story. Buh I think the guy in this story is quite a jerk!! For heaven's sake she mentioned that she'll be coming with her 2 friends, and the pomo gut Said YES! Since you know you weren't financially buoyant to cater for all of them, why agree to let her come with her friends? I'm sure she'd have still come if you told her not to come with her friends. Let's be unsentimental and say the truth biko. The level of immaturity in some guys in quite annoying
(Oya Bashirus!!! Ngwanu, coman bash me!! I dey wait!! I know Y'all! So I won't be surprised ) Sure say u be guy? |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Has Paid Me The N18,000 - Young Man (See What Happened by smtx(m): 10:48am On Jun 16, 2016 |
This boy ought to be promoted, seriously. Do you know what it costs to recover debt? The end justifies the means joor! 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Recounts Fela And Abiola's Encounter by smtx(m): 10:37am On Jun 15, 2016 |
naptu2: Some people are asking how can Caveatemptor know more about what happened than Seun. They don't realise that some people here were alive when these things happened and witnessed them. The "shit incident" happened in 1978 or '79, while the "murder incident" happened in 1993. Seun was born in 1983. What does he know about something that happened in '79?
Imagine if Babangida's daughter (that was born in 1989) says that her father became president in 1987. We that witnessed the coup will (of course) know that she's not saying the truth, because we all know that her father became president on August 27, 1985.
A funny guy here actually said that Abiola was never chairman of Decca! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Anyway, we'll read Fela's own account of the shit incident and what led to the ITT song. Read Seun's post again, you and caveatemptor are the ones mixing up dates. Seun did not refer to the ' murder case' in 1993, remember by then Simbiat was already late so she couldn't have reported the case in the first place. Seun posted about 'armed robbery' and not murder, which obviously took place before the 1993 murder case. Fela has been in and out of detention for several orchestrated offences. Seun's information about HIS FATHER is far more reliable than yours, think about his source of info for a moment before your next comment. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Recounts Fela And Abiola's Encounter by smtx(m): 8:27am On Jun 15, 2016 |
Caveatemptor:
Tell your dad l said his version is wrong. As people have pointed out The armed robbery case is a totally different story to the poo story. I was in secondary school when these issues happened so I know what I am talking about. These stories were splashed on the pages of the Punch in those days. Some one was even mixing the case of the coffin for head of state beatings with the armed robbery case. I was a regular visitor to the Old African shrine at Pepple street as an undergraduate at Unilag. So you are talking to a true Fela fan. I watched the great man perform as a student and listened to his regular yabis on the yabis night. I may not be Felas son but I am a historian of Felas life. I stand by my first post. This is the truth coming from a Fela fan. Your audacity na case study o! Cos you are a regular visitor at d shrine makes you a better Fela historian than anybody? Even Seun and Femi know no Fela reach you? Na wa o! For Nairaland nothing wey u no go read. I believe Seun, and oodua1stson dad's version. Your story can drown a FISH! |
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Recounts Fela And Abiola's Encounter by smtx(m): 8:16am On Jun 15, 2016 |
oodua1stson: Seun account of the story is correct. Yours is wrong and crap.
My Dad told me about this story way b4 now and most of the evils done by abiola the scum Don't mind him jare! He wan tell us more about another person papa. The fact remains that Abiola was also EVIL. |
Politics / Re: Patience And Goodluck Jonathan On A Date In New Jersey by smtx(m): 5:35pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
Addicted2Women: The best president in the history of Nigeria
I want Buhari to rule Nigeria for 70 more years, una never see hunger and hardship.
70 years? Even Zombies won't pray dis kind prayer |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Call Femi Adesina ' A Liar' As Buhari Goes To London Hospital by smtx(m): 10:35am On Jun 06, 2016 |
OlandoOwoo:
In your mind now, your brain is fit as fiddle. Zombeism is a disease worse than Bubus deafness. While the dullard is deaf, mos of his supporters are daft |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Call Femi Adesina ' A Liar' As Buhari Goes To London Hospital by smtx(m): 10:35am On Jun 06, 2016 |
OlandoOwoo:
In your mind now, your brain is fit as fiddle. Zombeism is a disease worse than Bubus deafness. While the dullard is deaf, mos of his supporters are daft ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) OlandoOwoo:
In your mind now, your brain is fit as fiddle. Zombeism is a disease worse than Bubus deafness. While the dullard is deaf, mos of his supporters are daft |
Politics / Re: Recovered Loot: Why FG Did Not Name Looters —presidency by smtx(m): 2:24pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
jamace: Why wont we be concerned about the names? When Cameron said "Nigeria is fantastically corrupt....", did he exempt you and I?
By failing to name names, the criminals are on equal standing of innocence like us. If not for anything, names are required for the sake of history! No matter the number of valid points you raise a Zombie will remain a Zombie. Save your strength for better things, trying to convince anyone in this case is tantamount to storing water in a basket! |
Politics / Re: The Niger Delta Avengers: Nigeria's Newest Militants - BBC by smtx(m): 2:13pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
Subway1011: [s][/s]
Tataatata. All noise and no sense, where is the lie in my statement? Is it Kaita or Buhari that said he will make the country ungovernable? Cos I dont understand all this your noise and accusation of lying. Your lies 1 Lawal Kaita not Sanni Kaita 2 Kaita is a founding father of ACN, he left PDP to form ACN You distort facts to lead gullible zombies! |
Politics / Re: The Niger Delta Avengers: Nigeria's Newest Militants - BBC by smtx(m): 10:00am On Jun 02, 2016 |
Subway1011:
This lie of making the country ungovernable is stale. It was Sanni Kaita of PDP that made that statement and not Buhari. Stop the lies already. Sanni Kaita the footballer? Guy your lies will make u end up like Lai Mohammed someday. It was Lawal Kaita an active and influential politician in the Fourth Republic, and was one of the founders of the Action Congress of Nigeria (AC) party in September 2006. He was quoted to have said the statement sometime in 2010 and since then we all can bare witness to the effect of Boko Haram in the North. Now the table as turned around, now destruction in the South South by The Avengers, how long shall we continue like this? |