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Romance / Re: Can't Get Over My Ex. Please Advice Me by soaksman: 10:28pm On May 22, 2022
Hi dear,
You left your ex for all the right reasons...what you are going through is not uncommon or unnatural, You see, you built emotional tie with your ex overtime, the long period of time the relationship lasted. The bond you shared with him,the closeness,the sex... that's what you are missing and that's what your whole being is dealing with now.
But the truth is that you will eventually get over him with time...it is not going to be automatic, but all these right reasons that you listed that made you leave him will eventually strengthen your resolve to completely get over him and totally put him in your past where he absolutely belongs ☺️...good luck �

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Autos / Re: !!! by soaksman: 7:49pm On Aug 28, 2019
I'm offering 1m...u can contact me
08188505109
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Opportunity In Port Harcourt-position: Secretary/administrator by soaksman: 2:37pm On Oct 20, 2017
A Secretary/Administrator with good knowledge of computer application and processes is needed for immediate employment in an established company in Port Harcourt. Send CV to kelcute22@gmail.com...call 07030868732
Politics / Re: Photo Of Omoyele Sowore After His Release by soaksman: 11:00pm On Jan 11, 2017
I want to have pounded yam and egusi soup for dinner...mtcheew
Nairaland / General / Fiction:short Story...keeping Up With That New Year Resolution By olisa Nwizu by soaksman: 6:06am On Jan 04, 2017
10:45 am Lagos, Nigeria: It’s been five days since January 1st 2015, the cold weather orchestrated by the harmattan had kept Emeka longer than he normally did in bed but to be frank, the harsh weather was not entirely to be blamed for Emeka’s early morning laziness. The obvious reason was that he had a migraine, a severe headache from “about last night”.

Yeah he loved to party, though he had decided to be easy on himself this new year but a little flexing actually does nobody no harm, as far as he still kept to his no smoking new year reso… Then his sleepy eyes fell on a small brown box lying on top of the small wooden table close to the fridge. Is that a pack of Benson? He asked himself rhetorically, then the events of the previous night’s escapades slowly refreshed in his memory. “Damn! I bleeped it all up again” he said. After several years of habitual chain smoking, he had been clean for the past four days but had just bottled it up all over again, and thus had been the story of Emeka and his early New Year resolution habit which never made it past the first week.
8:45 pm Owerri, Nigeria: Esther was seen sitting in a lavish hotel bar, she is the type of girl you could hardly call a “runs girl” but for the later years of her life, she had been mingling with babes who were of the school of thought, that giving a man “a little piece of action” in exchange for solving a pressing need, was really not a big deal. Yeah, she knew it might not have been entirely right, so had sworn to kick the lifestyle. And for the better part of the New Year, she really had been fighting and winning the temptation to sleep around.

She is lost in thoughts, staring into a full glass of Chapman, as a matter of fact, she had maintained that position without taking a sip since about thirty minutes ago, after the nice bar attendant served her the drink while she waited for her host who seemed to be occupied with something else at the moment.
A good look at her demeanor will definitely tell you she’s got the world on her shoulders. Her dear Mum was in the I.C.U ward of the Federal Medical Center, in need of funds for a major operation (obviously a pressing need). She sought the help of Mr. Dave, a man she met on her way to the cross over night on the 31st of December, he invited her to the hotel, she asked if they could arrange to meet at a different location but he insisted on the chosen venue and bluntly told her that they could only be “friends with benefits”.

Her thoughts were interrupted when her phone rang and she was told to come to room 101. She sluggishly picks her bag, leaving the drink without taking even a sip and walked towards the staircase. The end of the story? Your guess is as good as mine.

EPILOGUE:
 “Hello son, how are you and how is Lagos?” “Lagos is fine and please don’t be asking after me like you care”, came the harsh response from the other side of the phone line. “Where are you? Mum said you have been away from home since New Year, second or third to be precise and that you did it again, you battered her. Why, Dad, why? You promised me the last time that it would never happen again. Is that the kind of husband you have decided to be to our Mum?”. There was a long pause between the phone lines as the first caller searched for words to explain himself but found none. “I’m sorry son, I don’t know what came over me again but you know your Mum has got a mouth that is capable of starting a war between President Putin and Obama but never the less, I have no justification. But I tried Doc, I really tried to walk away from her abuses. Do you know fighting with your Mum was top of my New Year resolution list? I prayed fervently against it at the 31st vigil. It’s a shame son but she really knows how to get on my nerves. I’ve been staying at a hotel since then, trying to get over it.”

Now, when he heard his Father call him “Doc”, it took that special effect on him like it always did, it disarmed him completely. He knew his father always took great pride in reassuring himself that he was the father of a young but renowned doctor. “Anyway, please I need you to leave the hotel and return back home to Mum. Will talk to her to give you another chance. Meanwhile I will be on the first flight back home tomorrow, I’ve been invited as part of a team to carry out a major surgical operation at the Federal Medical Center and well, you are not the only one that broke his new year resolution. I took to my old habit again, been smoking like a chimney and drinking like a skunk since fourth of January. Will see you at home tomorrow”, and the line went dead.
Just as Doc’s Father was about to drop his phone, a young lady came out from the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her wet body and asked who he was on the line with and he said with much pride, “Oh that was my son Emeka. He is a doctor, a very famous one. Here is the money you asked for, it should be more than enough to solve whatever problem you said you need to take care of.”

Just about then, the intercom buzzed and Doctor Emeka’s Father picked up, “Is this room 101? The Cab Man is here”, said the receptionist. “Ok, a young lady named Esther will be with you shortly, the cab is for her” replied Mr Dave.
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Opportunity In Portharcourt by soaksman: 5:14pm On Aug 08, 2016
A manufacturing company based in Portharcourt need for immediate employment smart young men and women as Sales Personnels.Experience in sales of phamaceutical product will be an advantge.Remuneration very attractive. To apply email ur CV to ''jorafagroup@yahoo.com.
For more infomation call 08036301172,08099564594
Jobs/Vacancies / Job Opportunity In Portharcourt by soaksman: 5:08pm On Aug 08, 2016
A manufacturing company based in Portharcourt need for immediate employment smart young men and women as Sales Personnels.Experience in sales of phamaceutical product will be an advantge.Remuneration very attractive. To apply email ur CV to ''jorafagroup@yahoo.com.
For more infomation call 08036301172,08099564594
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by soaksman: 11:26am On Jun 25, 2016
The prettiest is Mimzy
I vote Mimzy as the Miss Nairaland

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Nairaland / General / A Must Read!! How Does One Become A Member Of A Civil Rights Organisationl by soaksman: 9:22am On May 14, 2016
I read with admiration what some civil right groups did at the National Assembly the other time..blocking it off and defying every attempt by the security agencies to disperse them. The time is now for every Nigerian to troop out and follow suit to demonstrate against the excesses of people we voted into government to represent us. Enough is enough!!!
Please I am based in Portharcourt and will appreciate...if anybody can tell me how to be a member of such group. I need their contact and how to locate them.Thanks
Politics / How Does One Become A Member Of A Civil Rights Organisationl by soaksman: 5:12pm On Apr 26, 2016
I read with admiration what some civil right groups did at the National Assembly..blocking it off and defying every attempt by the security agencies to disperse them. The time is now for every Nigerian to troop out and follow suit to demonstrate against the excesses of people we voted into government to represent us. Enough is enough!!!
Please I am based in Portharcourt and will appreciate it if anybody can tell me how to be a member of such group. I need their contact and how to locate them.Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience Today, Searching For Job As A Corp Member by soaksman: 9:53am On Mar 23, 2016
End Time job hunter
Nairaland / General / #madeinnigeria Trending On Face Book(photos) by soaksman: 3:35pm On Feb 24, 2016
A group of branding experts are talking about how branding can make a whole lot of difference on the image of made in Nigeria product that everybody seems to be talking about now. They have been trending on face book and will be holding a seminar in Portharcourt. I think this is realy a great priviledge for folks in Portharcourt.

Nairaland / General / #madeinnigeria Trending On Face Book(photos) by soaksman: 1:17pm On Feb 24, 2016
A group of branding experts are talking about how branding can make a whole lot of difference on the image of made in Nigeria product that everybody seems to be talking about now. They have been trending on face book and will be holding a seminar in Portharcourt. I think this is realy a great priviledge for folks in Portharcourt.
Education / This Has Been Making Waves On Face Book by soaksman: 11:14pm On Feb 22, 2016
A group of branding experts are talking about how branding can make a whole lot of difference on the image of made in Nigeria product that everybody seems to be talking about now. They have been trending on face book and will be holding a seminar in Portharcourt. I think this is realy a great priviledge for folks in Portharcourt.



Lalasticlala...I think this a must for front page #Branding&MadeinNigeria

Crime / Re: Soon-To-Wed Fake Naval Officer Arrested In Lagos (photo) by soaksman: 2:47pm On Feb 22, 2016
You don enter...Devil don expose you
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Help My Girlfriend Wants To Finger Me by soaksman: 8:52pm On Feb 21, 2016
I used to experience that with one of my exes...either she fancys girls too or it is her weird fantasy.
Nairaland / General / Have Been Seeing This In Portharcourt by soaksman: 8:41am On Feb 21, 2016
Have been seeing this guy around Garrison and Waterlines in PortHarcourt. Nice concept...Nigerians are realy proactive

Celebrities / Re: You Won't Believe This Is Olajumoke On The Runway (Photo) by soaksman: 10:37pm On Feb 20, 2016
I think she is not realy bad...most of them models are not that pretty,they are just skinny and tall and she kinda fits that. God bless her hussle

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor Goes Braless In New Photo by soaksman: 11:46pm On Feb 09, 2016
I think this lady seriously need help...imagine her flaunting those...so grotesque and disgusting...yurk!!! undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / JOB Opportunity:sales Personnel Needed In A Fast Growing Industry In Portharcour by soaksman: 8:18am On Jan 31, 2016
A fast growing industry located at mgbuoba off #NTA road Portharcourt need the services of young smart sales personnel for immediate employment.Experience in sales and marketing of pharmaceutical products will be an added advantage.Remuneration attractive and negotiable.Least qualification 'OND'
Call:07033670405
08188505109


Cc:Lalasticlala
Please move to the front page to help a nairalander in need of a job
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Wore My Natural Hair To Look For A Job And Here Is What Happened by soaksman: 1:39pm On Jan 11, 2016
Girl you can write! You have got good diction and an excellent analytical skill. Why not go into advertising, you can be a copy writer cos you write so damn good! kiss
Jokes Etc / Only The Smart Ones Will Figure This Out by soaksman: 2:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
I'll come out with the solution later on.
Politics / Re: This Government Is A Government Of Sadists - FFK by soaksman: 2:13pm On Dec 19, 2015
FFK please go and sleep. You are one person that should never be taken seriously, because you know how to exeggerate events out of proportion. You are just crying wolf because this government has not favoured you. We have not forgotten your melodrama when you were Obasanjo's spokes man.

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Career / Re: My Experience With A Pervert Manager by soaksman: 10:51am On Dec 03, 2015
[color=#990000][/color]. First of... I want to commend you for your courage and integrity. I admire the fact that you placed your value system before your job. You did a good thing by reporting that lousy manager...I am so sure you are not his first victim and you won't be his last if you do not follow it up. People like him should not be in that position in a working environment.
I advice you to go and meet the overall boss and explain everything out. You can reject the job if they offer it back...cos I'm nt sure you will be comfortable on the job with all these.
If you decide not to go the manager would say you were lieing and they forget about you while he braces up and waits for his next victim.
In conclusion...pray,whatever you decide to do afterwards...How you will know you are on the right part is that you will have absolute peace in your heart....if you feel doubt after taking a decision,chose the other option.When you are doing the right thing you will have absolute peace in your heart. Goodluck...keep on holding on to your value system

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Travel / Accident Along Asaba Express Road Two People Dead (pictures)viewers Discreation by soaksman: 2:51pm On Aug 15, 2015
I am in Peace mass transit bus travelling from Lagos to Onitsha.Getting to Asaba express road we encountered an unusual traffic. We then decided to get down and find out the cause...We least expected what we saw. A truck carrying cattle collided with a logistics truck. A cow died and two people out of about five people in the vehcles died too...

Crime / Re: UNILAG Lecturer Who Raped 18 Year-old-girl Has Been Called Out By Another Victim by soaksman: 8:29pm On Aug 08, 2015
Thanks lady x for coming out with your story...You can contact the family of Baruwa if u want to let them know their daughter is not the first in this plight.You can make enquiries also to email your story to the police station handling the case. But whatever is going to be your decision about exposing this rapist of a lecturer more...I think he is done in and can't escape this one...God has started avenging all the girls that he has traumatised their lives so far.
Religion / Re: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by soaksman: 9:29am On Aug 06, 2015
What I feel for you is compassion...I hope the bitterness in you goes away.You will find the truth and your heart will know peace.
Health / Re: Woman Delivers A Faceless Baby In Aba (pic) by soaksman: 1:49am On Aug 06, 2015
May be this has to do with drugs the mother took when she was pregnant.

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