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Crime / Re: Robbers (inside Commercial Bus) Took Their Victims To ATM Point To Withdraw Cash by SOREB: 9:58am On Mar 19, 2015
GoodBoi1:
What if the pin is 2222?



Nice one
Car Talk / Re: Photos : Accident At Ijesha, Lagos by SOREB: 4:10pm On Mar 02, 2015
menix:


Re u a trailer driver?


I wonder o

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Travel / Re: Best Honeymoon Destinations In Nigeria by SOREB: 7:55pm On Jan 05, 2014
[quote author=kevoh]
Air transport is actually the safest, fastest and stress free means of transport.[/quote

Yeah suppose to be, but not iin naija any longer
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Pictures Of Queen Okafor by SOREB: 11:41am On Dec 29, 2013
Beautiful pictures indeed
Business / Re: Who Has Ever Won Any Of The Numerous Promo We See/hear Everyday? by SOREB: 1:48pm On Dec 17, 2013
moscobabs: YES!!! I won key holder from STAR promo in Asotym bar in Benin City...2010,Pen from HARP promo at 411 bar in Ibadan (2012),Pen again from the same STAR promo at Winas bar Warri (2012)and just last friday I won headphone from STAR promo at Sidos Bar in lagos

Oga u be drinker o
Jokes Etc / Re: Yab! Yab!! Yab!!! Childhood Yabbing by SOREB: 1:20pm On Dec 17, 2013
Callmebabe: You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz

Yes o I remember all these, can't stop laughing
Politics / Re: Gunshots In Port-harcourt For over Four Hours by SOREB: 10:21am On Dec 17, 2013
mekaboy: why dont u go and confirm, since u r the one hearing the sound?


Bros na wa for u o
Celebrities / Re: Mariah Carey Performing In Lagos (Pictures) by SOREB: 1:28pm On Dec 15, 2013
na wa for u, but u try u made me smile
engr j: If TECNO fit ping first before NOkIA
--- who told u dt all ur mates weh
first u start fit make am before u
finish ?
If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first
before ROADSAFETY----w ho told u
dt its by how far , na by how
well !!....
If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after
all d adverts----- who told u dt u
must dress nude or indecently dis
Xmas to jst get married ?
If OgA JONATHAN weh no get even
common shoe before , but now he
wears 3 different shoes per hour
--- who told u dt u will continue
being poor ?...over hope dey jareee
If INSPECTOR GENERaL of POLICE fit
comot police for high way and
check points thereby stopping dia.
N20 rogger -----who told u dt Naija
no go better again ?........no be me
talk am oo
If 2face fit finally repent and marry
Anie - ---who told u dt ur current
boifriend no go marry u ...stick †̥♥
him and dnt be distracted wit all d
yahoo boiz weh go enter villa dis
Xmas
If ma street fit get light every
(4-5am) ----- who telll u say hope
no dey for constant light in naija
by 2025 ?....ok naa
If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------
who told u dt ur bestfriend or
lover no fit do worse than
this?.....be careful!
If them fit tie cow with rope upon
all em size but must use chain to
hold dog follow d smal body, who be that
wey dey tell you say you worth
nothing?
If i fit sit down dis morning to copy all dis
Just to
make u smile , even on an empty
stomach ---- who told u u can't do
better at copying it too .....lollllll
Finally , I know u're gonna make it
in life so keep believing in ursef for
every man was created for a purpose. HAPPY SUNDAY

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Literature / Re: ***total Love*** by SOREB: 1:53pm On Dec 07, 2013
You''ve done well u just updated. Waiting for more, good jod
Literature / Re: ***total Love*** by SOREB: 1:48pm On Dec 07, 2013
Temitope Daniel! Temitope Daniel!! Temitope Daniel!!! How many times did I call you? Come and update now before I change my mind
Fashion / Re: Some Cute People Are Not Photogenic: Why? by SOREB: 1:58pm On Dec 06, 2013
Kingtim: see the people Who Make Up Nairaland.... Wereys


Can't.stop laughing
Literature / Re: ***total Love*** by SOREB: 1:45pm On Dec 06, 2013
Darasimi die ke, impossicant. Actor no dey die

Damilola and her friends will definitely pay for their sins, no sinner will go unpunished.

Daniel come and mark my script and pls download now 5pm too far
Health / Re: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by SOREB: 9:47am On Dec 03, 2013
idprincess: Because we are made from dust and so it can't be completely washed off. Ever.

Try it... No matter how hard you scrub or how much you wash your body, if you rub your finger/ cloth firmly against your skin, some dust will still come off.

Yeah I think you are right, we can't be 100% clean because we are made from dust
Literature / Re: ***total Love*** by SOREB: 2:22pm On Nov 30, 2013
Temitope Daniel:


Fenkx xo much.. Av upd8ed naw oh and ds z longer. Another coming later..


Welldone Dan

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Literature / Re: ***total Love*** by SOREB: 12:00pm On Nov 30, 2013
Temitope Daniel: Upd8s coming soon, wan2 start typn...

This is getting more and more interesting, plenty of power to your elbow. Waiting for the udate
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Annie Idibia And Tuface's Sons by SOREB: 3:59pm On Nov 29, 2013
Tholudee: Nice... kiss wishing her safe delivery...if its a boy 2face wl name him Gino grin grin


Haba Gino bawo, Gino is tomato paste
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie Mistakes by SOREB: 3:53pm On Nov 29, 2013
spark4daz: bros, u don go far o.lolz

Yes o, d guy don really go far

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